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title: "Make Your Teeth Sweat"
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episode: 02
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date: 2023-04-12
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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Olden Times
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The Worlds Oldest Newspaper
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<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
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## Break In At Iruvian School
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Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme
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The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.
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A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.
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After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter
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"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."
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The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror
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But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
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