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Okay, so you just entered this restaurant, right?
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Yeah, shenanigans.
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It's, yeah.
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Well, it's called Cranky Freeze Place.
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From Office Space?
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Is it from Office Space or is it from Waiting?
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Or both?
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Bennegan's is, I think, in Office Space.
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Oh, yeah, same.
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Or something like that.
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I mean, it's certainly a Bennegan's ripoff.
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Yeah.
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It was definitely a Super Troopers.
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Shenanigans?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, shenanigans.
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That's the other one.
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The next person who says shenanigans, I'm going to pistol whip them.
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So aren't shenanigans?
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Yeah, well, it's called Frankie Frames.
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Oh, Frankie Frames.
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I knew that.
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Oh.
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A.K.A. shenanigans.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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We all call it shenanigans because, you know.
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You know, Frankie Frames.
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There's signs on the ceiling that just say yeast.
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I thought that was like a Rick and Morty joke, but then I saw the yeast sign that I looked up.
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All right.
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Ah, some yeast.
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So this room is one of those chain restaurants that looks like a wacky tavern with all kinds of bright lights and kitschy crap on the walls.
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Numerous patrons cower at their tables.
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Could the appetizers really be that bad?
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Wait, are they appetizers or appetizers?
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They're appetizers.
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What kind of appetizers are we talking about?
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Are we talking fries?
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Are we talking shrimps?
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Well, I mean, you're going to have to ask one of the people.
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Quesadilla?
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Do they got quesadillas?
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I love quesadillas.
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Do you have sour cream?
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And tacos.
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I'd like some fresh tacos.
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Little mini ones.
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If we were playing in person, that would not be on Annie's back.
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It would be wrapped up beside our heads.
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An animatronic iguana wearing overalls and a straw hat comes around and says, hi, welcome to Frankie Frames.
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Oh, I remember this guy.
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She's trying to be like some kind of southern belle and carrying a guitar.
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Except she's a lizard and her name tag reads Layla.
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So Layla.
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Hello.
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Howdy.
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Hi.
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Do y'all need a drink?
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No, I'll just have some yeast, please.
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We're fresh out of yeast.
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What do you have on tap?
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Beer.
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I'll have a beer.
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Okay.
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Go find a table.
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Shake it, not stirred.
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Just sit wherever we want?
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Yeah.
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How are the appetizers here?
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They are really that bad.
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Wow.
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Like bad tasting?
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That's honest.
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This is an honest business.
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Or bad taste, perhaps?
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Or just a bad selection?
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Yes.
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Huh.
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Well, you've been eminently helpful, Layla.
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I'm going to go get that shaken beer.
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What did you order again?
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Yeast.
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Yeast?
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Oh, yeah.
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We're out of yeast.
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I'll have your yeastiest beer then.
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Okay.
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Then she leaves.
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And she's gone for a little while.
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All right.
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I would like to...
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I go see if there's booths, right?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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And you said it's like half crowded or...
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Yeah.
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There's, you know...
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A quarter of the tables are full.
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Can I sit in a corner booth?
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Sure.
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And as you walk by some of the other patrons, you hear them, like, crying.
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And they're just scared.
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They can't really talk at all because they're just looking around.
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You guys got a bad vibe from this place?
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I got a bad vibe from this place.
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I sit down very heavily.
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I mean, I always feel like crying.
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Oh, goodness me, everything.
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It's a very stressful time right now.
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Not...
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So, just a question.
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Is it meant that all these people look the same or that was just...
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It's just like soccer moms.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Soccer moms or...
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People that, like, just go to...
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People that cry.
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Go to shenanigans.
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Okay.
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Or Chili's or, you know...
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They're supposed to be commoners.
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And I didn't feel like looking up a different picture and making a token for each one.
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No, that's fine.
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That makes a lot of sense, actually.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I start looking around and there's quite a lot of soccer moms here.
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Like, common people who are sad.
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It's kind of bringing me down.
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It's sad to be common.
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You see some of them just staring off into space.
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Some are hiding under tables.
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Some are really...
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They're making, like, forts out of the other tables that are in the restaurant.
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Can I...
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Is there something to perceive, perhaps?
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No.
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Okay.
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I mean, you're seeing all this as you're walking by.
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Okay.
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It...
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Can I, like, yell out to one of them?
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Absolutely.
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I don't...
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I mean, you can just, like, talk to them.
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You don't have to yell at them.
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It seems like these people...
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It seems like these people have been through a lot lately.
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All right.
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What's going on?
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Probably should not yell at them.
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Excuse me, Debbie?
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Who's there?
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Yeah, I'm...
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I'm Ari.
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Strongbow clan.
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Yeah, what...
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What's...
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What's going on here?
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We're not allowed to leave.
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But you're, like, stuck in here?
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Yeah.
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We cannot leave.
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Is that why you're crying?
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Yes.
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I've been here for years.
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I think.
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I don't know.
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And the appetizers are that bad?
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It's never gotten better?
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There's never any food.
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What about appetizers?
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I was told about tacos.
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No, you weren't.
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I was promised yeast.
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No, you weren't.
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You don't know that, Debbie.
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I've been trying to order yeast.
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Oh.
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For three years.
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Oh.
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They're always out.
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Now I understand.
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And then Debbie crawls back into her fort made out of the chairs.
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So I correctly guessed her name?
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No.
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Oh.
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God.
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Um, wait.
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Hold on.
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Where are you going?
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Like, I see you're hiding.
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She does not come out.
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Just leave her alone.
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She sounds like it.
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I mean, this sounds pretty spooky.
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Do you think we should make a fort?
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I think we should try to make our way out of here.
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I'm going to jump on a table.
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What?
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Give me an athletics check.
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I forgot how to do that.
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Skills?
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Athletics?
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Yeah.
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Or acrobatics?
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Acrobatics.
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Yeah.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Although I'm worse than acrobatics.
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Success by, oh, zero, I guess.
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I don't know.
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I have a 10.
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You have a 10.
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So you jump up on the table, but you slide on a napkin and fall.
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And just embarrass yourself.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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But I'm going to, like, still get up and stand on the table.
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All right.
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What do you want from us, monster?
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What are you shouting at?
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Come on, you coward.
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Who are you shouting at?
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What's the deal with this place?
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Land of the lizard.
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It did sound like I was yelling at Debbie, but that's not what I was yelling at.
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Come on.
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Come on and fight me.
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She just went hiding in the fucking dinner fort, like, even harder, man.
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Like, I can't.
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Now she's not coming out.
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That's not who I was yelling at.
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I'm not yelling at Debbie.
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I'm yelling on behalf of Debbie.
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You're standing on the table in front of her fort.
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Yeah, but I'm clearing it up now.
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Layla the lizard walks up and tells you to get off the table.
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Layla, we need some answers and we need them now.
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Are y'all ready to order?
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Wait, what's going on here?
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I'm just trying to serve some food.
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There's never any food.
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We know all about it.
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Now, what's the deal?
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This is just a restaurant.
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Then why is Debbie so scared?
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Then I would like to leave.
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You're more than welcome to go.
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All right.
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I make my way to the door.
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You do have to pay for your beer.
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Bear.
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I ain't paying for shit.
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He didn't get yeast and I didn't get my beer in either.
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She sets it down in front of you.
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Wow.
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Oh, she was carrying it the whole time.
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Yeah.
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That's why she's going back.
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I drink it and I try to trug it.
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Is that an athletics check?
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Let's see here.
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Chugging a beer.
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Is that sleight of hand?
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No.
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Sleight of throat.
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It's got to be.
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Performance.
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Oh, yeah.
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Give me a performance check.
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I didn't see that one.
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Normal.
278
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,680
Yeah.
279
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:40,380
15.
280
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,260
Successfully chug the beer.
281
00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,700
But I'm not good at it.
282
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,860
I'm like, I got it all over me.
283
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,720
All this yeast just falls into your face.
284
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,040
Oh.
285
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,280
Oh.
286
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,320
Why does this always happen when I try to do something cool?
287
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,320
I think I put that on your tombstone.
288
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,380
I'm oddly impressed.
289
00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,280
Oddly?
290
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,380
Very oddly.
291
00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,500
I take it.
292
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,480
Very oddly.
293
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,040
I mean, you are my dad.
294
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,280
Fair.
295
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,280
Now, what are you doing now?
296
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,780
Are you strutting?
297
00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:19,120
I am making my way around the bar strutting.
298
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:19,600
Exactly.
299
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,100
I'm kicking my legs out like I'm a fucking sailor.
300
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,860
I'm a little drunk because I haven't had a drink all afternoon.
301
00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,420
Or today.
302
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,960
I mean, I think I had a little cooking sherry early.
303
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,040
You can't drink cooking sherry.
304
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,960
It's disgusting.
305
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,620
Just through glasses.
306
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:42,260
You can drink cooking sherry.
307
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,080
I'm 16 and I know that.
308
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,780
You can do that.
309
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,280
Listen, it's like...
310
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:52,020
You can, but should you?
311
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,140
No.
312
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:59,700
But now I'm covered in yeast, so...
313
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,760
All right.
314
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:04,480
I will sort of sidestep towards the door.
315
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,640
All right.
316
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,480
We're sidestepping.
317
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,660
Sashaying to the door.
318
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,340
All right.
319
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,220
So you walk through the door then?
320
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:10,780
Yeah.
321
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:11,080
Yep.
322
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,100
All right.
323
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,200
You walk through the door.
324
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,300
And once you get through, you realize you just entered the same building.
325
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,920
My God.
326
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,460
Oh, my.
327
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,000
It's never-ending shenanigans.
328
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,120
So it's the exact same room.
329
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,980
It's not like a copy.
330
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:24,760
It's like...
331
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,720
The exact same thing.
332
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,820
It's like you walk through the front door again.
333
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:28,840
Like Pac-Man.
334
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,420
All right.
335
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:30,560
Yeah.
336
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:30,940
Yeah.
337
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,560
Where's the bar key?
338
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:32,780
Yeah.
339
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:35,720
Well, that's Iggy.
340
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,660
Okay.
341
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,440
Layla.
342
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:37,780
Sorry.
343
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:38,380
Layla.
344
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,340
All right.
345
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:42,600
I demand to know why I cannot leave this bar.
346
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,340
Because you're not allowed to.
347
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,080
Why?
348
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,580
Yeah.
349
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:46,980
Why?
350
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,300
Because you can't.
351
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,380
What?
352
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,740
That's what Layla said?
353
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,860
I thought Layla said we could leave.
354
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,960
Yeah.
355
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,560
She was fucking with you.
356
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,260
But now she's saying we can't leave?
357
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,140
Yeah.
358
00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:03,840
So another patron comes up and drags you over to his table.
359
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,000
Oh, fuck.
360
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,820
What does he look like?
361
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:06,080
Come on.
362
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:06,460
Come on.
363
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:06,980
Sit over here.
364
00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,440
He looks like a soccer mob.
365
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,620
Oh.
366
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,560
But it's a man?
367
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,420
Yeah.
368
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,000
Okay.
369
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:18,340
I've got a lot of liquid courage and I'm wanting to like, I'll take her down a notch.
370
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,340
I'll get out of here.
371
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:19,660
You know?
372
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:20,600
Just sit down.
373
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,760
All right.
374
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,640
We got to have a talk over here.
375
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,560
All right.
376
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,600
All right.
377
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,820
You cannot leave.
378
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,140
Yeah.
379
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,760
That's what they keep saying.
380
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,360
Come back in here.
381
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,180
No, I know.
382
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,700
You guys keep saying that, but I refuse to believe it.
383
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,340
Yeah.
384
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,260
I think we can leave.
385
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,140
We just haven't tried hard enough.
386
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:42,340
I've died countless amounts of times.
387
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:43,700
Died?
388
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,020
Here.
389
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:44,780
Yes.
390
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,100
Died.
391
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,940
Oh, so you tried escaping by suicide?
392
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,140
No.
393
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,340
He died?
394
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:52,980
No.
395
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,920
Every 12 hours.
396
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,300
You die?
397
00:13:56,300 --> 00:14:05,060
The, all of the, the automatons have what they call the slaughter fest.
398
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:05,920
Oh dear.
399
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:10,720
Which is where they kill every single one of us.
400
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,300
Is it painful?
401
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:18,420
And it's extremely painful if you don't die in a non-painful way.
402
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,020
Or if you die in a very painful way.
403
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,820
So it's painful if you die in a painful way?
404
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:26,620
That seems like a technology.
405
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:33,140
After the slaughter fest is done, once they killed all of us in here, we come back to life.
406
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,900
Well, that's good.
407
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,260
And it's like we just walked right into the door.
408
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,180
12 hours.
409
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,280
How many hours do we have now?
410
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,880
It looks at a clock on the wall.
411
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,440
It says, I think, two.
412
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,640
Oh boy.
413
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,660
Oh my god, that's terrifying.
414
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:51,500
Has anyone ever defeated the tormentors?
415
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,160
I want out.
416
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,020
There's no way my ray of frost is going to do anything.
417
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,060
It's no fireball.
418
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,320
I can't take on a fucking robot army here.
419
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,200
I need out.
420
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,020
I'm going to start panicking right now.
421
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,260
I'm going to hide underneath the desk.
422
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,760
Oh god.
423
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,960
Don't mind him.
424
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,620
He does this.
425
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,080
Now, how do we beat them?
426
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,980
We've never been able to kill any of them because we're just, we're not fighters.
427
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:17,180
We just came here to eat some mini tacos and they didn't even have them.
428
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,220
But do they have yeast?
429
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:22,100
I think at some point, maybe.
430
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:22,840
I don't know.
431
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,860
I didn't ask.
432
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:24,180
What is yeast?
433
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,500
Why do you want your yeast?
434
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,980
What is with your age group?
435
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,100
I thought you were under the table.
436
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,300
You want yeast?
437
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,020
I saw the sign for yeast.
438
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,280
Now I got a taste for yeast.
439
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,080
So sue me.
440
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,180
You've never had yeast.
441
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,160
But now I want it.
442
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,580
I don't, I can't explain it.
443
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,060
All right.
444
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,120
Well, what if, but have you ever been trained in, say, a montage?
445
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,980
Layla comes up to the table and sets down a cranberry juice.
446
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,480
It says, here, I've been hearing you've been in some trouble with yeast lately.
447
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,180
Oh.
448
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,600
Is there yeast in cranberry?
449
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,700
No.
450
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,620
All right.
451
00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:00,680
Cranberry juice gets rid of yeast infections.
452
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,860
Oh.
453
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,740
Oh, wait.
454
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:03,780
No, that's UTIs.
455
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:04,760
Never mind.
456
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,120
What are you supposed to?
457
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,020
Oh, I'm not going to.
458
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,860
I play with you in that space.
459
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:10,540
All right.
460
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,640
Yeah.
461
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,860
I sip it gingerly.
462
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,400
But.
463
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,180
Okay.
464
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,940
These automatons.
465
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,700
First.
466
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:19,900
Yes.
467
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,860
What's an automaton?
468
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,700
The robots.
469
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,660
The robots.
470
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,280
There's five of them here.
471
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,300
Is there, is Layla a robot?
472
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,480
Yes.
473
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:31,920
Oh.
474
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,900
Oh, yes.
475
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,060
You said it was animatronic.
476
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,220
Yeah.
477
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,660
Where's the words?
478
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,040
There are five of them.
479
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,660
Okay.
480
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,220
So we have to defeat them.
481
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,480
You already met Layla.
482
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,280
Okay.
483
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,960
There's Billy the Beaver.
484
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,780
Uh-huh.
485
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,400
Buster the Bear.
486
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,640
Uh-huh.
487
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,220
Piggy Wigglebutt.
488
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:55,500
All right.
489
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,560
And Tommy Titoed.
490
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
Got it.
491
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,120
All right.
492
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:01,980
Now, what.
493
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,920
And as he's doing that, he points to each one of them.
494
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,160
And do they have different instruments?
495
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,940
Uh, they do, I think.
496
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,180
Okay.
497
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:16,200
Do they sing birthday songs?
498
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,340
Uh, yeah.
499
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:17,820
Please.
500
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:18,440
Go one by one.
501
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:18,700
Okay.
502
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,940
Do they know it's my birthday?
503
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,680
It's not your birthday.
504
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,700
Quit saying that.
505
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,320
No one celebrated my birthday this year.
506
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,300
I want to do it here.
507
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:29,860
If I'm going to die in two hours, might as well make them sing for me first.
508
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,840
Will they do a birthday song?
509
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:37,420
I mean, did you, did you not miss the part, or did you miss the part where you come back
510
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,880
after the Slaughterfest is over?
511
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,040
When you come back, is it, is it a different day?
512
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,580
Multiple births.
513
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:45,780
No.
514
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,000
Is it going to be his birthday for eternity?
515
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,680
No, you just said it's not his birthday.
516
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,040
Well, what if he insists it is?
517
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,440
Then he's wrong, I guess.
518
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,160
Great.
519
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,860
So it's the same, but it's the same day, every day.
520
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:00,300
The same day.
521
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:00,680
Yes.
522
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,140
For eternity.
523
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,120
Yes.
524
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,640
So it'll never be his birthday.
525
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,480
It'll never be his birthday.
526
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,240
Unless if you somehow get out of here.
527
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,880
That's somehow sadder.
528
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,200
You'll never have a birthday again.
529
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,840
Oh my God.
530
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,420
Unless if you get out of here.
531
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,320
Yeah.
532
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,460
But you already said we can't.
533
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,020
This is where we live now.
534
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:26,280
I mean, if you just want to keep getting murdered every 12 hours.
535
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:26,820
All right.
536
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,560
Is it a nerve you game master?
537
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,280
How easily we just gave up?
538
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,860
We live here now.
539
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,020
Do you have any plans?
540
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:35,460
All right.
541
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,960
Roll credits.
542
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,580
Wait, no.
543
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,840
But what instruments do they play?
544
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,180
So Billy Beaver has a washboard and spoons.
545
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,240
Okay.
546
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,400
Buster the bear is a banjo.
547
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,500
All right.
548
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,200
Layla the lizard is a guitar and a straw hat.
549
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,900
That's not an instrument.
550
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,820
I guess it could be in a pinch.
551
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,180
Right.
552
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:05,760
So Piggy Wiggle has a clay jug.
553
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,560
All right.
554
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,640
And Tommy Titoad is the sinner.
555
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,140
All right.
556
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,480
So this is some kind of hootenanny band.
557
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,260
Have they ever played?
558
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:23,800
No, they're too busy serving and doing stuff around the restaurant.
559
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,340
Interesting.
560
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:35,200
Boo looks like he's looking up Layla and Buggy Bear on the internet.
561
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:39,720
He's going to get to Buggy Bear and Piggy Wiggle.
562
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:48,340
Yeah, you probably shouldn't Google image search Piggy Wiggle, but it's either going to be terrifying or extremely cute.
563
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:55,500
In my wedding, they asked me about the show we referenced in our vows.
564
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,500
I said Big O, and he searched it, but he always said it.
565
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,440
It said Big Ho.
566
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:04,140
That was funny.
567
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,400
It's like, no, no, no.
568
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,360
Anyway, continue.
569
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,880
So that's where we're at here.
570
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,980
All right.
571
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:15,740
I'm going to get killed every 12 hours and made to live through it.
572
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,540
Can I?
573
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,600
I'm going to go like this.
574
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,960
You know, like that awkward thing you do at Waiters trying to get Layla's attention.
575
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,860
Okay.
576
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,080
Layla comes over.
577
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,880
Hey, Layla.
578
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,800
Howdy.
579
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,460
You deceived us.
580
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,640
You deceived us.
581
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,900
How?
582
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,820
Are you some kind of murder bot?
583
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,480
Me?
584
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,300
Not all me?
585
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:40,720
No.
586
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,620
I'd like to switch to the manager.
587
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,280
Oh, I am the manager, should I?
588
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,540
Oh, dear.
589
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,140
I'd like a refund.
590
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,980
You never paid.
591
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:55,960
So tell me about that guitar on your back.
592
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,740
Is that just for show?
593
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:59,320
No, I could use it very well.
594
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,200
I know you can play.
595
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,600
You look like you got strumming fingers.
596
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,640
Finger picking fingers.
597
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,660
Who says that?
598
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:07,360
Summer?
599
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,060
Honestly.
600
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,080
I can play them very.
601
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,120
I can play very well.
602
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:11,720
Give me.
603
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,320
Is there something you want?
604
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,640
Give me a few bars.
605
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,380
Take a load off.
606
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,920
I'm too busy for that.
607
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,900
It's only two hours to quitting time.
608
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,480
Just, you know.
609
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,420
No, two hours is when the fun starts.
610
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,180
Okay.
611
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,000
Well, why don't you...
612
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,300
And I got to prepare for it.
613
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,620
And I think so do you.
614
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,980
Yeah, but how about you play some music?
615
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:37,500
How about you drink that cranberry juice and get rid of your yeast?
616
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,640
Give me the fucking guitar.
617
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,600
No.
618
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,420
It's my guitar.
619
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,200
All right.
620
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,880
I guess you better get back to work.
621
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,540
Give me the fucking guitar.
622
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,460
Did you think that was going to work?
623
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,620
I don't know.
624
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,560
You're not doing anything.
625
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,980
I am very scared.
626
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,040
It being your birthday is not helping either.
627
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,400
It's not.
628
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,460
No one has wished me happy birthday yet.
629
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,320
Even my own brother.
630
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,220
Layla over here and comes back and goes,
631
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,400
It's your birthday today?
632
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,980
Oh.
633
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,940
What?
634
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:12,080
Yeah.
635
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,200
It is?
636
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,040
Yeah.
637
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,500
Oh, you're going to get something very special then.
638
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,280
It's good.
639
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,540
Is it a song?
640
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,260
It would be nice to me.
641
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,280
Recognized by someone other than my family.
642
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,920
What the fuck?
643
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,500
What did you just say?
644
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,280
I don't know.
645
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,740
I found this chocolate on the floor and it's not too good.
646
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:34,380
Yeah.
647
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:34,980
Yeah.
648
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,460
It's making you talk all crazy.
649
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,960
That's also something Jerry would do.
650
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,720
He's turning into Jerry.
651
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,820
It's slowly overtaking him.
652
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:52,580
I'm going to sit underneath the bench now.
653
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,580
Okay.
654
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:59,520
So the guy you're talking to gets up and goes back to his table with his son.
655
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:05,400
And you can see him start to like turn the table over to get prepared to try to defend
656
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:05,800
themselves.
657
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,680
Do you think we should get prepared to defend ourselves?
658
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,280
I am prepared.
659
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,460
I'm very much underneath the table right now.
660
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,420
This is my fort.
661
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,680
Get out unless you're going to help out.
662
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,020
All right.
663
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,020
I'm going to shoot something.
664
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,200
What?
665
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,780
I don't know, but something needs shooting.
666
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,220
Is it me?
667
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:31,720
Because I just put me out of my misery before these things get here.
668
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,600
All right.
669
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,140
You're right.
670
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,160
Let's let's just give up.
671
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,260
No, we're not giving up.
672
00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,720
Maybe we can get my breath.
673
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,760
Roll for death.
674
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,000
Oh, boy.
675
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,100
Oh, God.
676
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,560
Well, how long was that?
677
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,000
Oh, no, that was only a couple of seconds.
678
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,340
Oh, no.
679
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,960
That was maybe 30.
680
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,900
Summer.
681
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,200
I'm going to have a panic attack.
682
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,080
I don't I'm not ready for this.
683
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,560
All right.
684
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,380
I don't have all I have is Ray of Frost.
685
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,440
Yeah, I know.
686
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,300
But Ray of Frost has helped us in the past.
687
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:08,040
What?
688
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,280
I've got one more idea.
689
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,360
I can turn invisible.
690
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,100
All right.
691
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,360
I'm going to turn invisible.
692
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,320
Wait.
693
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,280
When they get here.
694
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,060
That doesn't help me.
695
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,100
I can give you my spider climb.
696
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,900
I think I can pass that power on to you.
697
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,540
So you can hang on the wall or ceiling.
698
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,020
I'm not sure you can do that.
699
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:33,180
I think I can.
700
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,420
I think I remember thinking I can give.
701
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,840
Oh, you can cast it on me.
702
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,360
Yeah.
703
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,180
Yeah.
704
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,360
I'm pretty sure.
705
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,560
That sounds right.
706
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,280
So you're just going to stick me to the wall.
707
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,640
Dealing.
708
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:53,100
You're is after that.
709
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:53,860
You're on your own.
710
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:54,900
I can't do anymore.
711
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,280
I'm only a humble wizard.
712
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,340
And I'm going to go invisible.
713
00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:59,860
You're also not very humble.
714
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,840
No, I am very, very, very insecure.
715
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,840
All right.
716
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,340
How much time do we have now?
717
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,780
About an hour and a half.
718
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,040
Huh.
719
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,720
Do we have explosives?
720
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,780
Explosions?
721
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:21,880
I highly doubt it.
722
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,740
Maybe I should check my inventory.
723
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,840
I don't think there's anything in this game that explodes.
724
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,260
Everything explodes, Andy.
725
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,760
My butt exploded at one point.
726
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,020
No, right.
727
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:32,960
It was just missing.
728
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,800
No.
729
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,620
Then what was that?
730
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,400
After it exploded.
731
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,560
What was that noise?
732
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,740
It was a fart.
733
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,340
All right.
734
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,040
I have a bed roll.
735
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,640
Famously does not explode.
736
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:49,480
Carpenter's tools.
737
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,700
Can I build a house?
738
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,100
I would like a fort.
739
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,580
That's up to you.
740
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,860
You only have an hour and a half.
741
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,980
I know.
742
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,420
I don't think it's going to help.
743
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:03,780
Huh.
744
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:08,500
How much health do I have?
745
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:12,360
18 remaining.
746
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,600
Can I take a nap for health?
747
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,860
I can give you a short rest.
748
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:24,560
I mean, it was a rest.
749
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,960
Yeah.
750
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,820
Give me a rest.
751
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,040
That goes.
752
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,300
What that.
753
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,340
Does.
754
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:36,300
What does it do?
755
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,960
It gives me power.
756
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,800
Like how much health?
757
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,280
A hundred.
758
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,840
Okay.
759
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,680
That's true.
760
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,420
Two hundred.
761
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:52,840
Oh, yeah.
762
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,780
You know, two hundred something.
763
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,880
All right.
764
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,380
All right.
765
00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:00,760
All right.
766
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:09,260
We are so fucked.
767
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,740
We are boned.
768
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:11,980
Yeah.
769
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:14,380
There's no way we're going to defeat five things.
770
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,540
Autonomatons.
771
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:17,580
I don't even know what that is.
772
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:18,960
It's.
773
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,880
It's like a.
774
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,480
We're like a Chuck E.
775
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:23,860
Cheese.
776
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:26,920
Yeah.
777
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,800
That's not making it any better.
778
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,900
but hopefully it makes it more understandable.
779
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,580
All right.
780
00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:34,120
So, yeah.
781
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,260
If you want to take a long rest.
782
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:35,860
Roll.
783
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,640
Well, it won't be long.
784
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,240
Because it isn't long.
785
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:38,460
Like.
786
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:38,960
Like.
787
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,440
Or short.
788
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,160
I'm sorry.
789
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,500
Short.
790
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,680
All right.
791
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,160
Yeah.
792
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:44,360
I'm.
793
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,320
I'm just going to waste all the time that we have.
794
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,180
By.
795
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,000
What are you going to be doing?
796
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,580
Oh.
797
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:54,360
That's to roll a hit dice.
798
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:54,620
But.
799
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,360
I don't know.
800
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,120
I think that's just.
801
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,540
Regular die.
802
00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,920
No.
803
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,340
A hit dice is a D10.
804
00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:02,540
Okay.
805
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,720
Well, I don't know that.
806
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,400
It just says here.
807
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:04,920
Hit dice.
808
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,640
On my sheet.
809
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,860
Hit dice.
810
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,560
And it.
811
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,000
Calls it 1D10.
812
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,800
Although.
813
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,280
Jerry's is.
814
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,200
1D6.
815
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,900
1D6.
816
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:14,800
Okay.
817
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,120
So, yeah.
818
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:16,900
Tiger roll.
819
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,260
2D10.
820
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,240
2D10s?
821
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,480
Yeah.
822
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,980
Because you get 1 hit dice for each.
823
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,760
For each what?
824
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,280
Level you are.
825
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,320
Nice.
826
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,180
All right.
827
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:28,920
So, 2.
828
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240
2.
829
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,040
2D10.
830
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:37,000
Bitchin'.
831
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Bitchin'.
832
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,700
So, you regain 6 health.
833
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,160
All right.
834
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,700
Okay.
835
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,060
Boo.
836
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:46,980
Did you change it?
837
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,180
I did, yeah.
838
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:48,460
Okay.
839
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,820
Do you want to.
840
00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:52,920
You want to take a rest.
841
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,920
Or do you want to prepare?
842
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,620
I'm going to take a rest.
843
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:56,940
I mean.
844
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,780
I don't know what my health is right now.
845
00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,820
I don't think it's good.
846
00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:00,760
13.
847
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,040
Yeah.
848
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,660
I'll take a rest.
849
00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:03,380
Okay.
850
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:03,960
Then roll.
851
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,000
2D6.
852
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,720
What's the command again?
853
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,420
R slash.
854
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,480
Slash R.
855
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,880
Slash R.
856
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,980
And what was it?
857
00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:14,520
1D6?
858
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,920
2D6.
859
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:15,960
2D6.
860
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,500
8.
861
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,440
Bitch.
862
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,120
That's right.
863
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,560
Okay.
864
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,960
So, now you have a half hour left.
865
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,100
What's my health up to now?
866
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:32,880
21.
867
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,920
Why didn't it change?
868
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,400
Why doesn't it?
869
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,780
It doesn't change.
870
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:44,280
What?
871
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,220
His health?
872
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,280
Yeah.
873
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,640
I can't even know.
874
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,040
Trying to change it.
875
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,800
Oh.
876
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,700
That's because it's.
877
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,020
Probably because it's max.
878
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,460
It's only.
879
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,840
It says 14.
880
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,800
But that's not right.
881
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800
Why not?
882
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Because I thought we leveled them up.
883
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,160
Oh.
884
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:05,180
Oh.
885
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:05,500
You're.
886
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:05,500
You're.
887
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,700
You're.
888
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:08,940
Yeah.
889
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:09,820
So, I think you're.
890
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,260
At max then.
891
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,600
At 14.
892
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,160
Because your initial one is.
893
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:15,960
8.
894
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,540
So, you have pretty low health.
895
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:17,760
Oh.
896
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,600
8.
897
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,180
So, 14 health?
898
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:20,920
Yeah.
899
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,500
Cool.
900
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,240
So, I took a nap for no reason?
901
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,200
I mean.
902
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:28,780
Basically.
903
00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:30,780
That's pretty.
904
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:31,460
Great.
905
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:32,380
All right.
906
00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:36,740
I will use my carpenter's tools.
907
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:39,900
I was down to 12 HP.
908
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,460
You were down to 12, right?
909
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,180
Yeah.
910
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:43,840
Okay.
911
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,760
So, now you're at 14.
912
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,520
Yeah.
913
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,560
Well, it wasn't completely.
914
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,100
Like, no.
915
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,260
Yeah.
916
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:48,980
Yeah.
917
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:49,160
It's.
918
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,140
Depends.
919
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,660
Plus, I was sleepy.
920
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,560
So, in game, I wanted to sleep.
921
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,080
Yeah.
922
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,960
You were pretty drunk.
923
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,180
Take that.
924
00:30:59,180 --> 00:30:59,960
And Henri.
925
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,560
And Henri.
926
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,340
And scared.
927
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:04,780
And, you know, I sleep like a baby when I'm scared.
928
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,600
Interesting.
929
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,940
I would like to build.
930
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,560
Okay.
931
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,360
What are you going to build?
932
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,380
Well, I.
933
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,700
I don't know if I mentioned.
934
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,200
But.
935
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,680
I do have carpenter's tools.
936
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,020
You brought that up once or twice.
937
00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:19,220
Yeah.
938
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:19,480
Okay.
939
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,540
I would like to build.
940
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,080
Fortifications.
941
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,340
Okay.
942
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,580
How are you going to do that?
943
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,720
With my carpenter's tools.
944
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,360
Which I have.
945
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,900
I understand that point.
946
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,760
Out of tables.
947
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,420
What are you going.
948
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,120
Okay.
949
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,440
So, chairs.
950
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,360
Maybe stools.
951
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,320
Well.
952
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,420
So, I would like to.
953
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,100
Take a couple.
954
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,100
Tables.
955
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,960
And take their tops off.
956
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,800
And make like.
957
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,380
Walls.
958
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:50,820
Okay.
959
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,120
Like double wall.
960
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:53,820
And.
961
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:53,820
And.
962
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:55,480
Maybe take the.
963
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,220
Tables.
964
00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,040
Or not the tables.
965
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,500
I said that already.
966
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,100
The stools.
967
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,740
And.
968
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:04,200
You know.
969
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:04,820
Put them sideways.
970
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:05,580
To.
971
00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:06,400
Hold.
972
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,020
The.
973
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,940
The wall up.
974
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,060
How many tables.
975
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:12,360
How many tables.
976
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:12,980
How many tables can I take?
977
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:16,000
What?
978
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,720
Because there are other people in here that are trying to.
979
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,080
That have built.
980
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,860
Forts out of their tables too.
981
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,140
Okay.
982
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:25,660
Um.
983
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,140
I would like to take.
984
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:28,160
I would like to take.
985
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,380
One more.
986
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,320
And put it over the top.
987
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,740
So, it's shaped like an L.
988
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,380
Okay.
989
00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,740
And.
990
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:38,680
Like over a booth.
991
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:39,360
Or something.
992
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,600
Yeah.
993
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,520
Actually.
994
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,020
Yes.
995
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,720
So, I have like.
996
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,900
It's kind of like a.
997
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,640
Like a bunker.
998
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,180
Okay.
999
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,340
Like a wooden bunker.
1000
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:52,180
In a booth.
1001
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,460
Just big.
1002
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,000
Big enough for you?
1003
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,840
No.
1004
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,260
I mean.
1005
00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:55,700
Jerry can.
1006
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,160
I mean.
1007
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:56,500
I assume.
1008
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,280
Jerry was underneath the booth already.
1009
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,380
Yep.
1010
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah.
1011
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,120
And I enclosed us in.
1012
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,980
Without asking.
1013
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,380
Okay.
1014
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:08,120
Although it does have a side effect.
1015
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:08,800
We can't get out.
1016
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,900
Well.
1017
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,680
While you're in the middle of doing that.
1018
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,280
Because.
1019
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,080
You're not going to get that done in a half hour.
1020
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,120
Depends.
1021
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,460
No.
1022
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,820
Alright.
1023
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,280
So, the lights turn off.
1024
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,260
You hear a bunch of sirens going off.
1025
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:25,880
And you just see a bunch of strobe lights.
1026
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,020
Oh dear.
1027
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,880
And you see.
1028
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,920
You see Layla.
1029
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:30,740
Bring out her guitar.
1030
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,920
And start strumming on it.
1031
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,700
And you hear this really.
1032
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:34,000
Really.
1033
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,820
Catchy song.
1034
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:38,600
As they start going crazy.
1035
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,080
And smashing everyone with their guitar.
1036
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,180
Or with their instruments.
1037
00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:42,260
Oh dear.
1038
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,640
Are people dying?
1039
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah.
1040
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,540
You hear screams everywhere.
1041
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,040
Is it bloody?
1042
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,560
Very.
1043
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,860
I'm kind of imagining.
1044
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,740
Have you ever seen.
1045
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,160
What's that?
1046
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,420
Quentin Tarantino.
1047
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,380
Dust Till Dawn.
1048
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:58,580
Where they're at the strip club.
1049
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,280
And then.
1050
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:00,920
Vampires.
1051
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,360
Yeah.
1052
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,000
It's vampires.
1053
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,660
Yeah.
1054
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:05,120
Well.
1055
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:05,300
Yeah.
1056
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:05,940
Something like that.
1057
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,560
So.
1058
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,720
Roll for initiative.
1059
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,440
Well.
1060
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:10,860
Me too.
1061
00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,380
I'm hiding.
1062
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,360
They don't know where I'm at.
1063
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:12,840
Yeah.
1064
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,800
Maybe they didn't see us.
1065
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,240
They know where you're at.
1066
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,520
They know where everyone's at.
1067
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,100
They watch.
1068
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:20,280
They watch you build this.
1069
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,680
And you didn't get done with it.
1070
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,200
The whole.
1071
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,060
The whole way.
1072
00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:23,360
Yeah.
1073
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:23,400
Yeah.
1074
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,680
But what if one of us.
1075
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,640
Was invisible.
1076
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,360
And the other one was stuck to the ceiling.
1077
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,680
They can still see you.
1078
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,180
Well me.
1079
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:31,800
I'm invisible.
1080
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,660
They'll find you.
1081
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:34,720
Also.
1082
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,640
You're not invisible.
1083
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,220
You forgot to go invisible.
1084
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,600
I didn't forget.
1085
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,140
I'm holding it out until the last minute.
1086
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:41,940
All right.
1087
00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:42,460
And then.
1088
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,520
You're going to lead me out to dry.
1089
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:43,880
Aren't you?
1090
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,420
I mean.
1091
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,580
It fits character.
1092
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:50,100
Not this character.
1093
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:54,380
Oh.
1094
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:54,620
What?
1095
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,540
Oh no.
1096
00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,380
Oh here.
1097
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,680
I can roll for initiative now.
1098
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,200
Oh yeah.
1099
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:03,720
Baby.
1100
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:09,680
Oh.
1101
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,160
Nice.
1102
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:10,720
Man.
1103
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,560
Hey.
1104
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,640
Harry's first.
1105
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,880
All right.
1106
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,680
Um.
1107
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,940
How.
1108
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,220
Okay.
1109
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,880
Is it blocked.
1110
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,560
Basically.
1111
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,360
The same.
1112
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,240
As how you have everything laid out here.
1113
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,820
Like where everyone's standing.
1114
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:29,580
Basically.
1115
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:30,380
Or do you want to.
1116
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,140
Move it.
1117
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,020
Oh those are just like.
1118
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,360
Um.
1119
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:33,840
No.
1120
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,300
Because they're.
1121
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,180
All the characters are like.
1122
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,440
Close to each other.
1123
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,280
Because they're.
1124
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:39,640
They're.
1125
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,520
Seen in.
1126
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:40,920
Doing.
1127
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,380
You know.
1128
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,820
Destroying everyone.
1129
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:43,840
During the slaughter fest.
1130
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,880
Okay.
1131
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,480
So they're going around.
1132
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:45,860
From like.
1133
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:46,660
Table to table.
1134
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:47,740
Okay.
1135
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:49,340
Just.
1136
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:50,620
Oh boy.
1137
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:51,080
Just.
1138
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,480
Myrtleizing.
1139
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,080
Everyone.
1140
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:53,700
Okay.
1141
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,420
So they're going like.
1142
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,060
Table to table.
1143
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:55,480
And we're like.
1144
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,240
The last table.
1145
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:56,520
Maybe.
1146
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,020
Or like.
1147
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,320
Just one of the tables.
1148
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,020
You're just one of the tables.
1149
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:00,500
You don't know.
1150
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:00,940
Okay.
1151
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:01,560
All right.
1152
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,040
Um.
1153
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:04,820
I.
1154
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:05,740
Am.
1155
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:06,880
Going to shoot the.
1156
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,020
Shoot at the singer.
1157
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:08,420
I forgot.
1158
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,360
Which one was the singer.
1159
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:09,840
Piggy.
1160
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,440
Piggy butt.
1161
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,980
Tommy.
1162
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:12,260
Tommy T.
1163
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:12,800
Toad.
1164
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,660
Oh.
1165
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,300
He's a toad.
1166
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:15,080
Okay.
1167
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Um.
1168
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,500
You don't.
1169
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,080
Have them named here.
1170
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,420
I do not.
1171
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:23,640
But Tommy T.
1172
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,040
Toad is the ogre.
1173
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,620
Okay.
1174
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:26,840
Shrek.
1175
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:27,480
I.
1176
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,940
I love the ghoul.
1177
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,860
Is the ghoul.
1178
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,400
From Fallout.
1179
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,520
Yeah.
1180
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,940
From Megaton.
1181
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:33,700
I only know that.
1182
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:34,780
Because I blew everybody up.
1183
00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:35,220
In Megaton.
1184
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:38,000
I forgot.
1185
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,760
What do I have to roll?
1186
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,860
One d10.
1187
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,180
No.
1188
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:42,820
It's d20.
1189
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:42,920
Oh.
1190
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,600
That's damage.
1191
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,960
Okay.
1192
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,240
So it's plus seven though.
1193
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,680
Yes.
1194
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,200
With the bow.
1195
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,320
Right.
1196
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:54,360
So just.
1197
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:54,900
Okay.
1198
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:55,820
So just the d20.
1199
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:55,900
Okay.
1200
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:56,020
Okay.
1201
00:36:56,020 --> 00:37:10,040
That's.
1202
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,560
You missed.
1203
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,540
Is he.
1204
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:14,420
Mad.
1205
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:16,700
Couldn't even tell.
1206
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:17,560
That's how much you missed.
1207
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,140
So the ghoul.
1208
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,260
Takes out.
1209
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:23,180
This.
1210
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,180
This commoner.
1211
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,820
And.
1212
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:43,660
And gets.
1213
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:44,600
The commoner.
1214
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,800
Gets thrown across the room.
1215
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,680
And.
1216
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,220
Brutal.
1217
00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:55,140
Amity.
1218
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,480
Yes.
1219
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,140
We know.
1220
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,620
It's not very good hiding.
1221
00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,860
If you keep telling us you're hiding.
1222
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,400
I can hear you.
1223
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,380
Okay.
1224
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:08,160
I'm sorry.
1225
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,960
I'm just so scared.
1226
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,300
Woo.
1227
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,000
With three damage.
1228
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,020
With three damage.
1229
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:30,720
And she.
1230
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,020
She lands.
1231
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,040
Just.
1232
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:33,900
Over.
1233
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,480
Somewhere.
1234
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,520
It's kind of just laying there.
1235
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:43,940
So where did I find her?
1236
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:44,480
Buster the bear.
1237
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,240
Attractive.
1238
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:45,380
Huh?
1239
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:47,060
So where did I find her attractive?
1240
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,040
The commoner.
1241
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,280
Layla?
1242
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,140
No.
1243
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:50,900
The commoner.
1244
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,260
The lizard?
1245
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,100
No.
1246
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:52,740
The woman.
1247
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,020
The commoner.
1248
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,860
The commoner.
1249
00:38:56,860 --> 00:39:00,100
The soccer mom.
1250
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,400
She's hot.
1251
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,840
She's.
1252
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,940
You should probably zoom in on the picture.
1253
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:07,300
All right.
1254
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,440
Fine.
1255
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,680
Ruin my dreams.
1256
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,540
Oh wait.
1257
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:10,740
No.
1258
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,280
I'm just spinning.
1259
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:14,160
So the bugbear.
1260
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,200
That attacks the other.
1261
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,660
Person at the table.
1262
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:22,500
He's not.
1263
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:23,380
Terrible.
1264
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,800
But definitely.
1265
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,120
She is a commoner.
1266
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,320
Oh.
1267
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:27,720
I could.
1268
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,240
Should go back.
1269
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:28,460
My.
1270
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:28,800
My.
1271
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:28,820
My.
1272
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:28,840
My.
1273
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:28,860
My.
1274
00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:28,940
My.
1275
00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:29,380
My.
1276
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:33,660
Half.
1277
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:33,960
Finished.
1278
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,260
And.
1279
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,060
I don't see what's wrong with her.
1280
00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:39,080
Okay.
1281
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,560
So what if she is old?
1282
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:50,040
Oh.
1283
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,800
So the bugbear.
1284
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,500
Bashes.
1285
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,280
The.
1286
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,800
The commoner.
1287
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,300
With his.
1288
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,480
His banjo.
1289
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:12,120
And.
1290
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,260
This one is just a.
1291
00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,780
Pulp now.
1292
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,400
After being beaten with the banjo.
1293
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,760
Like a good pulp though right?
1294
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,620
It's like a pulp that was like really sexy.
1295
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,900
And when she was like 18.
1296
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:29,560
Yeah.
1297
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,000
But that.
1298
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:33,540
Yeah.
1299
00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:34,580
Except super dead.
1300
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,580
It's a dead pulp.
1301
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,100
Yeah.
1302
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,560
Yeah.
1303
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:39,680
Yeah.
1304
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:40,160
Okay.
1305
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,140
Yeah.
1306
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:41,800
Deadpool.
1307
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,580
The owlbear starts walking its way towards you guys.
1308
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:46,540
Maybe.
1309
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:48,180
It'll listen to reasons.
1310
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,180
Maybe he won't see me.
1311
00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,440
No.
1312
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:51,900
It's.
1313
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:52,360
Uh.
1314
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:52,980
Boop's turn.
1315
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:55,180
Does it see us?
1316
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:55,400
I.
1317
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,460
I.
1318
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,260
Uh.
1319
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,440
Cast invisibility.
1320
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,240
You.
1321
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,020
Are gonna screw me.
1322
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:03,500
Do you.
1323
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,680
Do you have any spell slots left?
1324
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,920
I didn't.
1325
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,800
Uh.
1326
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,480
I have.
1327
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,260
I used invisibility once.
1328
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:18,680
Um.
1329
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,060
I don't remember how this works.
1330
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,920
Yeah.
1331
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,440
I think you have.
1332
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,920
You only have one spot left.
1333
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,020
Or one.
1334
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:28,640
One.
1335
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,160
Um.
1336
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,960
Stall slot left.
1337
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,120
So think.
1338
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,320
Wisely.
1339
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:33,640
Is it.
1340
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,860
Is it a two.
1341
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,840
Is it a two spot.
1342
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,680
Or a one spot.
1343
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,340
You have one of each.
1344
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:43,900
All right.
1345
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,720
Um.
1346
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,860
Yeah.
1347
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:47,540
Invisibility.
1348
00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:49,860
Okay.
1349
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,420
How does that help?
1350
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:55,400
Find out.
1351
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,860
Don't you want to help?
1352
00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:58,660
I mean.
1353
00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:00,440
I'm probably helped in a little bit.
1354
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,280
But.
1355
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Right now.
1356
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,600
Uh.
1357
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,560
I don't want to die.
1358
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,320
You're right.
1359
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:04,760
Let's see.
1360
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,360
Yeah.
1361
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,280
It doesn't matter.
1362
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,820
Because we're gonna get murdered.
1363
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,020
And we're gonna have to come back.
1364
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,660
And we're gonna get murdered again.
1365
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:10,720
Okay.
1366
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,920
I think I'm gonna go with invisibility.
1367
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,400
Great.
1368
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,840
Okay.
1369
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,440
You cast invisibility.
1370
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:20,860
And you.
1371
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:23,920
Use the spell slot for it.
1372
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,460
That's fine.
1373
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,980
It's not fine.
1374
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,000
None of this is fine.
1375
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,440
Right.
1376
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:30,560
All right.
1377
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:38,760
All right.
1378
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,580
So the ogre.
1379
00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:41,660
Starts to walk.
1380
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,540
Starts to follow.
1381
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,820
Or I'm sorry.
1382
00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,000
I thought he was a toad.
1383
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,140
Yeah.
1384
00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,280
Tommy T.
1385
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:48,740
Toad.
1386
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,460
Starts following.
1387
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,860
The.
1388
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,140
Billy the beaver.
1389
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:56,620
What is he like.
1390
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,540
Smell us or some shit?
1391
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,060
Maybe.
1392
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:02,220
And tiger.
1393
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:02,580
Your turn.
1394
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,200
Does invisibility.
1395
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,100
Include smell.
1396
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:09,160
All right.
1397
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,000
Shut up.
1398
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,300
Don't tell him.
1399
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:11,300
Don't tell him.
1400
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:15,140
You do him.
1401
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:18,260
I am going to shoot at the.
1402
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:19,240
Shit.
1403
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:19,980
You just said it.
1404
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:20,780
The.
1405
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:21,920
The.
1406
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,780
Beaver.
1407
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,320
Yeah.
1408
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,080
Shoot the beaver.
1409
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,520
Billy beaver.
1410
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,280
Yeah.
1411
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:27,880
Whatever the fuck.
1412
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,980
Doesn't matter.
1413
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:29,380
Okay.
1414
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:31,580
Yeah.
1415
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:32,380
Whatever the fuck.
1416
00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:35,700
All right.
1417
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,640
Roll a d20.
1418
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,480
Oh fuck.
1419
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,020
Do so.
1420
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,980
You do not hit him.
1421
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:47,520
Oh wait.
1422
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,500
What's your seven?
1423
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:48,740
Yeah.
1424
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:49,060
You do.
1425
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:49,640
No.
1426
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,840
I already added the seven.
1427
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:51,840
Yeah.
1428
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,560
One.
1429
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,340
Oh yeah.
1430
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,060
It's fine.
1431
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:55,300
I just saw.
1432
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,380
The seven on the dice.
1433
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,320
I didn't see the 14.
1434
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,100
Okay.
1435
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:00,800
So you do hit him.
1436
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,440
Did I hit him last time too?
1437
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,780
No.
1438
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,040
You want to check that math?
1439
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,180
Yes.
1440
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:09,280
Or no.
1441
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:09,620
I don't.
1442
00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,820
Okay.
1443
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:12,880
Is he dead now?
1444
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,660
Uh.
1445
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:17,300
Roll how much damage you do.
1446
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Is it.
1447
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,840
It was just 1d10 I think.
1448
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,560
Uh.
1449
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:21,860
Yeah.
1450
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:26,200
I thought I was adding plus for something.
1451
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:26,560
Plus.
1452
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,920
Plus three.
1453
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,540
Why is it plus three?
1454
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,320
Because that's what it is.
1455
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,000
It's like a.
1456
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,800
It's like a sweeter bow or something.
1457
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,260
No.
1458
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:38,500
The better bow went from 1d8 to 1d10.
1459
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,120
But you always had plus three Pearson.
1460
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:41,560
Oh.
1461
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:41,840
Okay.
1462
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,540
Huh.
1463
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:51,860
More damage.
1464
00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:53,820
He is not dead.
1465
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:54,520
Oh.
1466
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,440
Suck it.
1467
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,280
Beaver.
1468
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,720
Uh.
1469
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:57,740
Uh.
1470
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,100
So now the ghoul starts walking over to the other tables.
1471
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,000
He's not a ghoul.
1472
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,520
Oh yeah.
1473
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:05,860
Sorry.
1474
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:06,740
Layla.
1475
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:07,440
The lizard.
1476
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:13,400
Starts walking to the other tables to take care of the other commoners.
1477
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,980
And I'm not going to waste my time doing that.
1478
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,100
It's a good idea.
1479
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:17,560
It's a good idea.
1480
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,520
But make sure that they take some damage though.
1481
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,640
They're dead.
1482
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,600
Pulp?
1483
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,200
Pretty much.
1484
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,460
But attractive pulp.
1485
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:28,600
Sure.
1486
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,040
Oh my god.
1487
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,220
What?
1488
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:32,560
No good?
1489
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,220
Good time.
1490
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:37,260
A little tough to swallow.
1491
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:39,820
I bet she's not tough to swallow.
1492
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,920
And then.
1493
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,760
Get it?
1494
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,600
Because she's liquefied.
1495
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:50,400
After the bear starts walking over and does the same thing to someone else.
1496
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,600
This is bad news.
1497
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:55,940
Now the owl.
1498
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:56,960
Or not the owl.
1499
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,900
That one.
1500
00:45:58,900 --> 00:45:59,520
The beaver.
1501
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,560
Gets close to the fort.
1502
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,680
That you have built.
1503
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,620
Yes.
1504
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:06,760
But impenetrable.
1505
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,700
Attempted to build.
1506
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:09,760
Because you didn't finish it.
1507
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,480
Because I was too busy sleeping.
1508
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,000
Yeah.
1509
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,400
Yeah.
1510
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:13,460
Yeah.
1511
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,540
And.
1512
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:21,840
Attempts to take out the front wall of it.
1513
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,000
Summer get out there and stop it.
1514
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,800
Be gone beaver.
1515
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:35,880
He's able to move it just a little bit.
1516
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,380
But not completely into.
1517
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:37,960
You know.
1518
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,240
To.
1519
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,760
Open it wide open.
1520
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,300
What is the armor class of the.
1521
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,820
Beaver.
1522
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:47,060
No.
1523
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:47,980
Not the beaver.
1524
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:49,280
Of the wall.
1525
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,780
I was just doing it like a 50-50 kind of thing.
1526
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:54,160
Oh.
1527
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,440
Okay.
1528
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,520
A fort kick ass.
1529
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,100
So now it's Boo's turn.
1530
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,280
Oh.
1531
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:03,960
Um.
1532
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:04,940
What am I supposed to do?
1533
00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:05,380
I'm heading.
1534
00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:06,880
Can I skip my turn?
1535
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,800
I mean.
1536
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,680
You can't skip it.
1537
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,980
But you can just kind of sit there.
1538
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:11,400
I guess.
1539
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,440
It's like.
1540
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,640
You don't get to go later.
1541
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,160
Uh.
1542
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:18,780
I just don't.
1543
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:20,240
I don't want to spoil where I'm hidden.
1544
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,940
Plus I'm pretty much tapped out on all my major spells.
1545
00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:25,280
What do I get?
1546
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,140
What about Rhea Frost?
1547
00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:27,200
Isn't that like a.
1548
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,440
Like a spell trip or whatever?
1549
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,640
Hand trip.
1550
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,300
All right.
1551
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,900
Can I use mage hand.
1552
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,960
To make a fake hand.
1553
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,060
And throw something.
1554
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:37,740
To distract the beaver.
1555
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:39,740
But it cannot weigh that much.
1556
00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:40,820
Right.
1557
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:41,520
So like.
1558
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,520
I think it's only up to like 10 pounds or something.
1559
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:43,980
Yeah.
1560
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:44,360
Like a mug.
1561
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:44,840
Can I just.
1562
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,480
Yeah.
1563
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:45,780
A mug.
1564
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:47,560
A mug.
1565
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,280
Yeah.
1566
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:48,980
Okay.
1567
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:49,660
To throw it where?
1568
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,400
Just.
1569
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,240
Just anywhere.
1570
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,140
Just away.
1571
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,300
Okay.
1572
00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:53,800
Yeah.
1573
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,780
All right.
1574
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:54,940
Cool.
1575
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,380
Roll a d20.
1576
00:47:56,380 --> 00:48:08,100
Great job.
1577
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,820
Excellent mage hand.
1578
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:12,020
You successfully throw the mug.
1579
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,880
But it does not.
1580
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,620
Phase the.
1581
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:16,780
Doesn't even distract him.
1582
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:17,880
Billy Beaver.
1583
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,660
Oh man.
1584
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:18,760
No.
1585
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,620
There's so much other noise going on.
1586
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,000
And screaming from the murders.
1587
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,380
Of the other patrons.
1588
00:48:23,380 --> 00:48:24,700
I hate this place.
1589
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:25,440
And sirens.
1590
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,800
And lights flashing.
1591
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,720
And strobe lights.
1592
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:28,300
I'm going.
1593
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,160
I'm going on my phone right now.
1594
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,220
I'm giving it a bad yelp.
1595
00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:33,440
This place is going down a star.
1596
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:33,840
If.
1597
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,780
Before I die.
1598
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:35,580
Let me tell you.
1599
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,960
You don't have a phone.
1600
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,560
I mean.
1601
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,600
I'm just going to yell.
1602
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,660
I didn't say I had a.
1603
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,100
I mean.
1604
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,440
You literally said you had a phone.
1605
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,160
All right.
1606
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:49,340
I'm Kaffir, pretending to be Jerry, who's also Boo.
1607
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,120
I got a lot of layers to work with.
1608
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,040
He's like an onion.
1609
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,480
Smelly, invisible onion.
1610
00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:02,600
I'm like, shrink.
1611
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,520
Shrink?
1612
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,940
So the piggy wiggle butt.
1613
00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:09,480
Is that me?
1614
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,800
No.
1615
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:12,740
It's worth a try.
1616
00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:13,560
You're a piggy wiggle half butt.
1617
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,580
No, I'm full butt now.
1618
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,120
Oh, yeah.
1619
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:25,480
Starts walking over towards the other group of guests, but does not do anything.
1620
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:42,060
And then Tommy Tito finishes walking up next to...
1621
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:43,160
Billy Beaver.
1622
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,720
Wait a second.
1623
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,600
Didn't we have a Tommy Two Butts already?
1624
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:50,520
And now we have a Tommy Toad?
1625
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,260
Tommy Tito, yeah.
1626
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:54,020
Is every third person here named Tommy?
1627
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,400
His full name is Thomas.
1628
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,480
All right.
1629
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,800
Bloody shit.
1630
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,160
All right.
1631
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,940
So now we're being surrounded.
1632
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:06,140
Yes.
1633
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:08,520
And now, Tiger, your turn.
1634
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,980
I'm going to light this shit on fire.
1635
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,620
Oh, my God.
1636
00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:12,420
How?
1637
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:13,940
With fire.
1638
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:18,300
I have a Tinder box, which I assume is like a matchbox.
1639
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:19,440
And I have ten torches.
1640
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,060
Okay.
1641
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,280
I'm going to burn it down.
1642
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,120
Four kick-asses going up in flames.
1643
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,220
So you're going to burn yourself with it?
1644
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,040
No.
1645
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,420
Not per se.
1646
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:34,560
It kind of seems like what you're going for.
1647
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,720
I'm going to try not to.
1648
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:40,420
How are you going to attempt that?
1649
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:45,660
I'm going to light it on fire.
1650
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:49,160
Light the torches or the fort?
1651
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,100
The fort.
1652
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,760
Okay.
1653
00:50:52,760 --> 00:51:01,940
And then I'm going to cover my face in my cloak, which is sweet.
1654
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:04,960
And your cloak can stop fire.
1655
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,400
I mean, I'm not going to.
1656
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,320
It will.
1657
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,320
I mean, I got to do something.
1658
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,520
These people are on top of us.
1659
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,020
I'm not going to be able to kill both of them.
1660
00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:14,440
So I got to try something.
1661
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,620
We're going to die anyway.
1662
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:16,800
And we're going to come back to life.
1663
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,420
And then we'll have to live it over again.
1664
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:20,440
I've got to do some wild card shit.
1665
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,140
Okay.
1666
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:24,780
So can I do that?
1667
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,640
Sure.
1668
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,960
Give me a.
1669
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,280
Do.
1670
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:37,300
Survival.
1671
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:38,680
Survival.
1672
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:39,980
Yeah.
1673
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:40,800
That makes sense.
1674
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,440
Yeah.
1675
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,400
I have to survive.
1676
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:47,580
I mean, I.
1677
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:48,580
Is it.
1678
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,760
I mean, like, is it.
1679
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,860
Am I going to light on fire and die?
1680
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:53,300
Yes.
1681
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:55,280
No.
1682
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,460
All right.
1683
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,480
Like you said, what's the worst that happens?
1684
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,620
You die and you come back.
1685
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:02,620
Okay.
1686
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,280
So you, you, you successfully light the fire and light the torch.
1687
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:05,980
All right.
1688
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:09,120
And then you just.
1689
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,540
Asphyxiate.
1690
00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:13,880
I mean, what, what are the other?
1691
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,200
Like.
1692
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,960
So.
1693
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:19,660
It goes up in flames.
1694
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:19,660
It goes up in flames.
1695
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:24,960
And I'm assuming the animatronics are afraid of fire.
1696
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,840
Why would they be afraid of fire?
1697
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,680
They've never.
1698
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,200
No one's ever thought.
1699
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,120
No one's ever thought.
1700
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,300
No one's ever thought to light a fire before.
1701
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,820
It's a restaurant.
1702
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:35,520
Yeah.
1703
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,720
Fires never happen in restaurants, especially restaurants that never serve food.
1704
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,920
There's a stove.
1705
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,700
Yeah.
1706
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,600
But they're not doing anything.
1707
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,480
So they, they do cook.
1708
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,080
So they're not that scared of fire.
1709
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,260
Who made, who made a fucking chef?
1710
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:49,920
The game master.
1711
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,540
Stupid.
1712
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:51,360
Just.
1713
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:55,680
He's a goddamn beaver.
1714
00:52:55,680 --> 00:53:00,280
Animatronic beaver.
1715
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,860
And a toad.
1716
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:02,760
They're cold blooded.
1717
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,340
He probably exploded from fire.
1718
00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:08,700
It's a robot.
1719
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,380
There is no blood.
1720
00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:11,840
You're so fucked.
1721
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,680
All right.
1722
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,380
Well, I mean, my turn is over.
1723
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:15,520
Unless you give me another turn.
1724
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,460
Can I also, can I also shoot a, can I also shoot an arrow?
1725
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:20,700
No.
1726
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:21,400
All right.
1727
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:21,660
Great.
1728
00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:27,660
So the goal is seeing that there's this fire that started, started walking, starts walking
1729
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:28,360
towards the fire.
1730
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,380
He's attracted to fire?
1731
00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:31,700
Yeah.
1732
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:31,840
Yeah.
1733
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,420
The lizard?
1734
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:33,760
Yeah.
1735
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,560
That seems unnecessarily punitive.
1736
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:41,380
He's coming for you.
1737
00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:42,720
You're fucked.
1738
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,920
I was about, it was going to happen either way.
1739
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,180
Buster Bear goes and takes care of this commoner.
1740
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:52,000
sexually.
1741
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:58,880
Now the, Billy the beaver starts attacking.
1742
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,900
The fire.
1743
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,000
The barricade.
1744
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,740
No.
1745
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,560
Go away.
1746
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,960
Which is now significantly weakened by fire.
1747
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:12,380
Also, they're impervious to fire and attracted to it.
1748
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:14,200
Do something.
1749
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:14,260
Do something.
1750
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:17,560
I did something.
1751
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,580
I lit it on fire.
1752
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:24,460
Oh, the, the beaver knocks away the table.
1753
00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:25,860
Uh-huh.
1754
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,020
That's on fire.
1755
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:28,120
Spreading the fire elsewhere.
1756
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,420
All right.
1757
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:34,000
And also ruining our chance at asphyxiation, which was my backup plan.
1758
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:38,100
You didn't complete the fort.
1759
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:42,460
Yeah, but you could, you could always die of smoke.
1760
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:44,440
Real way.
1761
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:44,740
He kind of did.
1762
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,300
And you still can die, even though the fire's away.
1763
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:55,460
But, really, in a sense, the fort was inside of us the whole time.
1764
00:54:55,460 --> 00:55:00,000
The fort was the friends we made along the way.
1765
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,780
It was metaphorical, you see.
1766
00:55:02,780 --> 00:55:06,940
I blast, yeah, so we're wide open, right?
1767
00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:08,000
Yeah.
1768
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,860
All right.
1769
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:11,140
Raya Frost, hardcore right now.
1770
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:13,060
It's going to put the fire out.
1771
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:17,140
I didn't say it was a good idea.
1772
00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:20,780
It's all I've got.
1773
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:21,520
All right.
1774
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,300
That and my speed.
1775
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:25,520
You have speed?
1776
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,760
No.
1777
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,480
No.
1778
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,640
All right.
1779
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,360
Against who?
1780
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:40,520
The buggy, whoever's right in front of me.
1781
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:47,040
That is Thomas T. Toad.
1782
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:52,360
Yeah, Thomas T. Toad is getting flayed or frozen.
1783
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,280
Okay, so go ahead and roll a d20.
1784
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,180
Slash.
1785
00:55:57,180 --> 00:56:03,100
Also, since he's an amphibian, I think this should get extra.
1786
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,300
It should get extra.
1787
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:05,840
Because, you know, amphibians.
1788
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:06,960
We tried that already.
1789
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,560
It turns out he's actually a robot.
1790
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,580
All right.
1791
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,000
But, okay.
1792
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,160
So, since he's a robot and robots move slower because of the cold, I think I should have an extra.
1793
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,480
But he's also on fire.
1794
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,220
So.
1795
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:19,880
No, no, he's not.
1796
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,720
He could be.
1797
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,880
He's not.
1798
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,920
I'm telling you, he's not.
1799
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,020
He is frozen.
1800
00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:29,800
And.
1801
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,680
I think that's what happens.
1802
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,960
Oh, my God.
1803
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,580
Robots hate.
1804
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:33,320
Okay, roll.
1805
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:33,980
Roll one.
1806
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:34,820
One d8.
1807
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:40,720
That guy we talked to already die.
1808
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,320
Oh, boy.
1809
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,080
Oh, boy.
1810
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,540
You leave.
1811
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:51,340
All right.
1812
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:54,380
Then, as soon as you do that, you lose your invisibility.
1813
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:56,040
Oh, come on.
1814
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,760
As soon as you cast a spell, you lose your invisibility.
1815
00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,620
Is that true?
1816
00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:00,700
Yes.
1817
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:06,680
What was that invisibility doing you anyway?
1818
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,660
Keeping me safe.
1819
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,140
For how long?
1820
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,480
I'm going to remember this.
1821
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,060
I'm going invisible next time.
1822
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:15,660
I'm not helping.
1823
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:18,140
I'm so mad.
1824
00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:19,080
At me?
1825
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,300
At such pain as bullshit.
1826
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:21,660
No, I'm mad at my magic.
1827
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:22,780
I don't even believe in magic.
1828
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:24,920
I'm mad at my magic.
1829
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,200
It's so stupid and the rules are so dumb.
1830
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,160
This game is stupid.
1831
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,560
Yeah, well.
1832
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,240
I cast fire.
1833
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,940
Oh, piggy wiggle.
1834
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:35,940
Piggy wiggle butt takes out.
1835
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:39,440
He's at that table full.
1836
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,100
Or with that guy that was asking.
1837
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:42,680
Your questions.
1838
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,820
The wiggle butt.
1839
00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:45,320
They're talking.
1840
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,220
Talking to you.
1841
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:47,600
He's the.
1842
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,960
Orc.
1843
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,060
Oh.
1844
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,840
I'm sure he'll do okay.
1845
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,460
Over here.
1846
00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,940
And he kills like.
1847
00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,780
I don't know.
1848
00:57:55,780 --> 00:57:56,880
This guy's cousin or something.
1849
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,000
All right.
1850
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:58,520
His cousin.
1851
00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:01,020
Oh, because we can tell because of the resemblance.
1852
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,220
Yeah.
1853
00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:02,720
Okay.
1854
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,980
So after you're just getting blasted with a ray of frost.
1855
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:16,900
Namaste Toad attacks.
1856
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:19,160
Who?
1857
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,480
No.
1858
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,140
Leave me alone.
1859
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,000
He's invisible.
1860
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:29,820
Trying to hide behind something and pretend to be invisible.
1861
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:30,640
Fire.
1862
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,040
What's your AC.
1863
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,480
Uh.
1864
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:36,800
Uh.
1865
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800
12.
1866
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,760
I think they're upgraded.
1867
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,360
Yeah.
1868
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,280
I think it's 15.
1869
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,300
Yeah.
1870
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,840
So it does not hit you.
1871
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,880
Yay!
1872
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,120
It is.
1873
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,940
Tiger's turn.
1874
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,520
17 AC.
1875
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,320
That's pretty cool.
1876
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:49,900
Uh.
1877
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:50,140
No.
1878
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,000
I don't think it's 17.
1879
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:51,700
I think it's 15.
1880
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,420
Can I more fire?
1881
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,340
Uh.
1882
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:59,440
I have 12 plus 5 on my notes from the 25th.
1883
00:58:59,440 --> 00:58:59,820
So.
1884
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,500
12 plus 5.
1885
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,700
Oh.
1886
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:05,000
I don't right here.
1887
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,320
For my armor class.
1888
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,520
I'm just saying.
1889
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,480
If you want to make it 15.
1890
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,380
I don't care that much.
1891
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:10,260
I'm just letting you know that.
1892
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:16,380
I don't think it's plus 5.
1893
00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:17,780
17 seems really high.
1894
00:59:17,780 --> 00:59:18,980
I don't.
1895
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:19,960
I don't care that much.
1896
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,740
If you want to lower it.
1897
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:21,140
I think.
1898
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,120
I think 15 is.
1899
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,040
Uh.
1900
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,840
As birds should be at.
1901
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:26,160
Yeah.
1902
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,060
Well I think it's bullshit.
1903
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:30,640
What are you going to do with more fire?
1904
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:31,900
I don't know.
1905
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,240
I don't even know what that means.
1906
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,560
Uh.
1907
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,620
I will shoot an arrow.
1908
00:59:36,620 --> 00:59:39,100
Okay.
1909
00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,080
Into Jerry.
1910
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,500
No.
1911
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,500
Into uh.
1912
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,260
The.
1913
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:44,720
You can.
1914
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,360
Yeah.
1915
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:46,200
I know I can.
1916
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,240
I can do anything.
1917
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,760
I'm going to shoot.
1918
00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:50,440
I'm going to shoot the.
1919
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,220
Oh man.
1920
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:51,820
I can't remember.
1921
00:59:51,820 --> 00:59:52,360
Oh the bear.
1922
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,980
Billy big.
1923
00:59:53,980 --> 00:59:54,900
Billy the bed.
1924
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:55,640
Bed bear.
1925
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,260
Billy beaver.
1926
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,300
Billy beaver.
1927
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:57,680
Bear.
1928
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,380
Okay.
1929
00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:00,240
Uh.
1930
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,040
16.
1931
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:11,100
16.
1932
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,100
Okay.
1933
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:12,660
That hits.
1934
01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:14,360
So roll your d10.
1935
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,400
Plus three.
1936
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,380
Surely.
1937
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,720
It is dead.
1938
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,480
He just looks really pissed off now.
1939
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,960
He was really pissed off before.
1940
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,680
Right.
1941
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:29,740
Right.
1942
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:35,880
Do so.
1943
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,160
Layla the lizard.
1944
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:50,160
Is standing on the side of the booth.
1945
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,280
The top is open because he never completed it.
1946
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,540
Okay.
1947
01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:55,020
I know.
1948
01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:55,840
You keep telling me that.
1949
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,440
It is on fire as well.
1950
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,720
No.
1951
01:00:58,780 --> 01:00:59,740
The fire was pushed away.
1952
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,880
This is a raging.
1953
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,300
Inferno.
1954
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,340
Of.
1955
01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:03,940
Protection.
1956
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:05,220
Layla the wizard.
1957
01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:06,200
Reaches down.
1958
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,260
And takes a.
1959
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:09,380
Swipe at.
1960
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:09,940
Jerry.
1961
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:10,920
No.
1962
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,240
But since it's behind like a covering.
1963
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,720
It's going to have disadvantage.
1964
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,860
Yes.
1965
01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:17,520
Yeah.
1966
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,440
There's the fire protection for you.
1967
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,400
You can thank me later.
1968
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:29,980
Oh.
1969
01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:30,660
You got lucky.
1970
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:31,500
So.
1971
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,400
The first hit does not.
1972
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,300
Happen.
1973
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:34,960
Or.
1974
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,220
Because it's.
1975
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,280
With disadvantage.
1976
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:37,820
So.
1977
01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:40,660
The 10 does not hit you.
1978
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:42,060
That's because I'm so.
1979
01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:42,800
Agile.
1980
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,120
And.
1981
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,860
Swift.
1982
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:44,860
Invisible.
1983
01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:45,220
Told you.
1984
01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:46,500
And what?
1985
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:47,900
You're visible.
1986
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:48,480
Remember?
1987
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:48,920
Oh yeah.
1988
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:49,480
No.
1989
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,820
I thought you said I was invisible.
1990
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:52,060
I was like.
1991
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:53,040
I'm so fast.
1992
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,040
I'm almost invisible.
1993
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,120
You can't see me.
1994
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:55,500
I mean.
1995
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,080
It's just like.
1996
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,180
All right.
1997
01:01:58,180 --> 01:02:00,660
Buster the bear starts walking to the other side of the.
1998
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:01,800
Of the booth.
1999
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,920
That you guys are at.
2000
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,000
But does not get there.
2001
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,120
This is going great.
2002
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,540
The owl bear.
2003
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:08,500
Sorry.
2004
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:12,260
Billy Beaver takes a swing at.
2005
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:12,920
Summer.
2006
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,440
Wait.
2007
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:14,920
That's me.
2008
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,240
Yes.
2009
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,380
What's he so pissed off about?
2010
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,840
I assume.
2011
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,340
10 does not hit your AC.
2012
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:25,520
He doesn't have a.
2013
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,920
He doesn't have a plus or anything?
2014
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,560
Maybe we'll become the.
2015
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,360
No.
2016
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,380
My AC is 4.
2017
01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:32,480
The robot.
2018
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:32,600
The robot.
2019
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,300
Like we did last time we died.
2020
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:34,980
Oh.
2021
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:36,020
We came back as the.
2022
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:37,120
The bizarros.
2023
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,240
Yeah.
2024
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,020
So maybe we'll just come back as robots this time.
2025
01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:41,580
Who knows?
2026
01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,060
You're right.
2027
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,900
No.
2028
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:45,620
We should.
2029
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:46,600
What?
2030
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,940
No additional.
2031
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:48,920
Okay.
2032
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:49,960
So my.
2033
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,400
No.
2034
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,200
It does not hit.
2035
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:51,920
Great.
2036
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,380
Okay.
2037
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:52,880
Excellent.
2038
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,080
Good job armor.
2039
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,560
Boo.
2040
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,040
Your turn.
2041
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,320
Ray of frost.
2042
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,520
At everything.
2043
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,620
It can only hit one.
2044
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:04,400
One creature.
2045
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,140
All right.
2046
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:06,280
It's going to hit the one creature.
2047
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,200
Hit last time.
2048
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,280
Tommy T.
2049
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:10,640
Toad.
2050
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,600
Yeah.
2051
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,180
Tommy T.
2052
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:12,520
Bode.
2053
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,400
Chode.
2054
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,260
One D20.
2055
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,500
One D20.
2056
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:22,660
That does not hit.
2057
01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:23,280
Plus six.
2058
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,680
It's plus six.
2059
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,980
Probably.
2060
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:32,380
No.
2061
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:33,480
It doesn't get anything.
2062
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,580
Plus seven.
2063
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,020
No.
2064
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:38,220
Your ray of frost just.
2065
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,640
Spits out a snowball.
2066
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:39,980
And it.
2067
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,320
Melts with the fire.
2068
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:42,340
That's going on around it.
2069
01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:44,700
The more I think about it.
2070
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,080
The more.
2071
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,220
I think that.
2072
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:46,760
That fire.
2073
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,860
May have been a bad idea.
2074
01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:51,080
I wish I had fireball.
2075
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,880
You would become insufferable.
2076
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:55,740
If you had fireball.
2077
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:57,680
So then.
2078
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,160
Now.
2079
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:58,640
It.
2080
01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:59,560
Is.
2081
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,040
Piggy.
2082
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:00,600
Piggy.
2083
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,160
Uh.
2084
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,280
Piggy wiggle butt.
2085
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,180
And.
2086
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,000
He.
2087
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,680
Attacks.
2088
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,920
The wife of that guy.
2089
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,080
That.
2090
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,160
You were talking to.
2091
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:10,840
Oh man.
2092
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:11,540
And kills her.
2093
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,980
He's just slaughtering his entire family in front of him.
2094
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,280
Oh.
2095
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,000
It escalated pretty quickly from distant cousin to wife.
2096
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,120
Yeah.
2097
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,240
Um.
2098
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,500
Who's the old.
2099
01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,380
Oh yeah.
2100
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,700
Tommy Tito attacks.
2101
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:30,340
Attacks.
2102
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:30,620
Uh.
2103
01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:31,360
Who?
2104
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,900
No.
2105
01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:36,860
I told you not to use ray of frost.
2106
01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:39,760
I have nothing else.
2107
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,540
All right.
2108
01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:42,780
I assume that does not hit.
2109
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:44,320
Would you like a sword?
2110
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,340
I'd like to die already.
2111
01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:52,020
Tiger.
2112
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,000
Yeah.
2113
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:53,320
What?
2114
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,500
Your turn.
2115
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,380
All right.
2116
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:57,260
I will shoot my wad.
2117
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,060
At the beaver.
2118
01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:01,260
Okay.
2119
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,820
All right.
2120
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:12,380
Well.
2121
01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,020
That's not good.
2122
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,040
No.
2123
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:14,680
It is not.
2124
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,480
Uh.
2125
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,000
As you.
2126
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:17,460
And.
2127
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,400
Because it is a.
2128
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,640
A critical failure.
2129
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,340
Yeah.
2130
01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:20,820
Crit.
2131
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:21,800
Crit.
2132
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,840
Crit.
2133
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,320
Crit.
2134
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:23,820
Crit.
2135
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:24,740
You.
2136
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,400
When you shoot.
2137
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,660
You fall down.
2138
01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:28,620
On your back.
2139
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,120
With your head.
2140
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:29,720
Towards.
2141
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,940
The beaver.
2142
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:34,460
Should I fall on the beaver?
2143
01:05:34,460 --> 01:05:35,960
No.
2144
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,280
Just right in front of it.
2145
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:37,680
Oh.
2146
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,960
Can I.
2147
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,200
Give my sword.
2148
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,300
To Jerry.
2149
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:44,460
No.
2150
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:45,180
You're on the ground.
2151
01:05:45,180 --> 01:05:46,240
Okay.
2152
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,940
You already used your turn.
2153
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:48,500
Jerry.
2154
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,700
I have a sword.
2155
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:52,400
You should take it from me.
2156
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,080
It's not my turn.
2157
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,860
I always wanted you to have it.
2158
01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:57,920
I will take it.
2159
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,280
And.
2160
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:58,880
In.
2161
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,640
Like three or four turns.
2162
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:05,360
I know you're going to do Ray of Frost again.
2163
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,860
I'm going to Ray of Frost the sword.
2164
01:06:08,860 --> 01:06:10,260
And see if that helps.
2165
01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:12,000
It's not going to help.
2166
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,020
It helps in video games.
2167
01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:16,080
Does it?
2168
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:16,680
Okay.
2169
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,360
So the ghoul took.
2170
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,540
Another swipe at.
2171
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:22,180
Boo.
2172
01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,300
But did not hit.
2173
01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:24,420
Ha.
2174
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,060
Because I'm so clever.
2175
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:27,200
And swift.
2176
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,020
And wily.
2177
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,640
And then.
2178
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:33,680
And I am very wily.
2179
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,960
And Buster the bear.
2180
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:35,460
Finish.
2181
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:36,240
Finishes.
2182
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,860
Surrounding the other side of the.
2183
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,340
All right.
2184
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:40,800
So what you're saying is.
2185
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,320
Where.
2186
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,780
We do have money.
2187
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,340
I have a Fabergé spider.
2188
01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:46,020
Give them the.
2189
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:46,980
Fabergé.
2190
01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:48,060
What?
2191
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:50,000
No.
2192
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,860
I have it written down here specifically.
2193
01:06:52,860 --> 01:06:54,340
It says plus dead spider.
2194
01:06:54,340 --> 01:06:55,100
In parentheses.
2195
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:55,900
Fabergé.
2196
01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:59,480
I think we were just joking about that.
2197
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,160
I know.
2198
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,560
I never joke about this.
2199
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,160
I don't even know what that means.
2200
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,340
Fabergé.
2201
01:07:07,340 --> 01:07:07,860
The dead.
2202
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:09,060
The dead spider.
2203
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,140
Is made of Fabergé.
2204
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:12,720
Was worth a lot of money.
2205
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,280
But we were joking that it was made out of.
2206
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,020
It was Fabergé.
2207
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,300
So it's worth a lot of money.
2208
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,700
Worth a lot of money.
2209
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:18,900
Yeah.
2210
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:19,200
Okay.
2211
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:20,440
I don't really care if it's Fabergé.
2212
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,680
Because that would make it fragile.
2213
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,820
I think that's what Fabergé means.
2214
01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:25,300
Fabergé.
2215
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:26,040
Fragé.
2216
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:26,720
Quick.
2217
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,900
Offer him a spider.
2218
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:30,720
I don't have any spiders.
2219
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,980
You're the one who has spiders.
2220
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:32,760
I have nothing.
2221
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,360
I am going to sleep now.
2222
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,260
Oh my God.
2223
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,760
Please wake me up when this is over.
2224
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:37,420
And I'm dead.
2225
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,280
Oh that one was a 20.
2226
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,440
That was a critical hit.
2227
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,160
Yeah.
2228
01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:43,060
Why were you rolling with disadvantage?
2229
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,220
No.
2230
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:45,420
He was rolling with advantage.
2231
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:46,440
Yeah.
2232
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,340
That's worse.
2233
01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:48,260
That's not lucky.
2234
01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:50,120
That's the opposite of lucky.
2235
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:55,320
So he pounces on you.
2236
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,100
And starts licking me.
2237
01:07:58,100 --> 01:07:58,600
Let's see.
2238
01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,520
Like a puppy.
2239
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,260
He was.
2240
01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:05,460
It was going great.
2241
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:09,480
This is how I always wanted to die.
2242
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,120
Underneath a table.
2243
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,620
In a bar named Shenanigans.
2244
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:23,440
So you take seven plus five.
2245
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,440
You take 12 damage.
2246
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:27,720
All right.
2247
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,220
So I'm.
2248
01:08:31,220 --> 01:08:32,340
Oh it is your turn.
2249
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:35,800
Should I do summer?
2250
01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:37,920
Take my sword.
2251
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,080
Can I take his sword?
2252
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,060
Sure.
2253
01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:43,220
It's strapped to my bag.
2254
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:47,380
I take his sword and I swing it wildly.
2255
01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:48,520
Because I don't know what I'm doing.
2256
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,100
Don't tell her that.
2257
01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:52,400
Well that should give me an advantage.
2258
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,740
No.
2259
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,380
It definitely does not give you an advantage.
2260
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:57,580
It's luck.
2261
01:08:57,580 --> 01:08:58,460
I have.
2262
01:08:58,460 --> 01:08:59,220
It's dumb luck.
2263
01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:01,160
It's like this is what happens in these things.
2264
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,720
Where I all of a sudden just by blindly swinging this thing around.
2265
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,480
And then I win.
2266
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,460
But of course now that I've said something.
2267
01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:09,740
Beginner's luck.
2268
01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,340
Yeah.
2269
01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:12,180
Beginner's luck.
2270
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:13,620
That's what they call it.
2271
01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:13,620
Yeah.
2272
01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:14,900
You have to give me beginner's luck.
2273
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:15,600
It's the law.
2274
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,900
Just tell me what the roll.
2275
01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:22,180
To be your d20.
2276
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:27,620
The attack bonus is four.
2277
01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:30,600
Now if he doesn't know how to use it.
2278
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,360
It's supposed to.
2279
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,680
Really?
2280
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,260
So it's eight.
2281
01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:35,000
It doesn't hit.
2282
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,240
Fuck.
2283
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:40,680
Fuck.
2284
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:44,760
It is.
2285
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,440
Who is that?
2286
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,580
Summer.
2287
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:48,200
I think I need a butt.
2288
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,700
Good evening.
2289
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:49,920
Good evening.
2290
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,400
Yeah.
2291
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,640
But you swung wildly.
2292
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,460
I saw it.
2293
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,400
You did.
2294
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,100
It was disgusting.
2295
01:09:56,100 --> 01:09:57,100
Piggy.
2296
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:58,100
Piggy Wigglebutt.
2297
01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:01,100
Decides to attack this guy's son.
2298
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:02,580
And kill him.
2299
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:03,740
Wow.
2300
01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:04,240
That's.
2301
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,220
That's quite an escalation.
2302
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:07,520
Yes.
2303
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:07,920
Yeah.
2304
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:09,300
We were doing so well before.
2305
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:10,600
No.
2306
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,220
I mean.
2307
01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:13,980
His family is being decimated in front of him.
2308
01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:15,300
He's got a family.
2309
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:15,760
Damn it.
2310
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,300
He has a family.
2311
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,560
That's the first time he's seen him die.
2312
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,520
Oh.
2313
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,280
So he's bored.
2314
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,080
I guess.
2315
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,980
So he's handling it well.
2316
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,420
I mean.
2317
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:28,740
In a way.
2318
01:10:28,740 --> 01:10:29,480
We're immortal.
2319
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,560
Yeah.
2320
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,940
But dying really hurts.
2321
01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:35,740
Yeah.
2322
01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:35,940
But.
2323
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,620
Not existing hurts more.
2324
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:41,860
I don't know if you.
2325
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:42,840
I don't know if that's true.
2326
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,440
That's true.
2327
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,640
We're getting way beyond this game.
2328
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:46,860
With that kind of conversation.
2329
01:10:46,860 --> 01:10:47,320
man.
2330
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,140
So the ogre.
2331
01:10:50,140 --> 01:10:51,040
Or not the ogre.
2332
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:55,580
Oh.
2333
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,200
Tommy T.
2334
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:56,680
Toad.
2335
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:00,960
He uses his webby hands.
2336
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,260
And he hits you.
2337
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,220
Because it's plus six.
2338
01:11:04,220 --> 01:11:05,460
Oh.
2339
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:06,840
So it'd be 17.
2340
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,860
And it is.
2341
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:13,020
Does it make a really funny slapping sound?
2342
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:17,220
Like a slipping sound?
2343
01:11:17,220 --> 01:11:18,780
It does.
2344
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:19,660
It makes it really.
2345
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,200
So it's two plus.
2346
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,640
15.
2347
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,640
Oh.
2348
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,380
Six damage.
2349
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:32,560
Okay.
2350
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:33,000
Tiger.
2351
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:33,400
Your turn.
2352
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,140
All right.
2353
01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:34,800
Uh.
2354
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,080
Yeah.
2355
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,260
I will shoot at.
2356
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,280
The beaver.
2357
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,540
Because I'm mad at him.
2358
01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:41,300
You are prone.
2359
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,340
The beaver.
2360
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:43,980
What are my.
2361
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:45,040
What are my options?
2362
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:47,240
I mean.
2363
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,240
I guess you can shoot.
2364
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,420
Try to shoot from the ground.
2365
01:11:49,420 --> 01:11:50,560
But you're going to do it at disadvantage.
2366
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:51,000
Well.
2367
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,140
Can I get up and shoot?
2368
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:54,240
You can.
2369
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:57,980
Yeah.
2370
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,240
I think you can get up and shoot.
2371
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,180
I feel like you have a.
2372
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:02,440
You can move and.
2373
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,920
You have a maneuver and an action.
2374
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:05,220
But.
2375
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:06,040
Yeah.
2376
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,120
That's also Star Wars.
2377
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,480
So I don't know if it's the same or not.
2378
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:13,920
I think you can.
2379
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:14,400
All right.
2380
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,080
Well I'm going to do it.
2381
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,220
Before you have a chance to look it up.
2382
01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:16,340
Okay.
2383
01:12:16,340 --> 01:12:17,360
Okay.
2384
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:21,920
It's not like this is going to.
2385
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,140
Wildly shift the balance in my favor.
2386
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:29,200
Or does it?
2387
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,300
Yeah.
2388
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:36,380
The beaver explodes.
2389
01:12:36,380 --> 01:12:38,620
No one deep time.
2390
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:43,840
That beaver better explode.
2391
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,280
All over this place.
2392
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:50,060
Zero.
2393
01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:50,560
Nice.
2394
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,560
13.
2395
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:56,920
I thought the same thing.
2396
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:57,460
And then I realized.
2397
01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:57,700
Nope.
2398
01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:58,260
That's a 10.
2399
01:12:58,260 --> 01:12:59,680
All right.
2400
01:12:59,680 --> 01:12:59,980
Great.
2401
01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:00,680
So the beaver.
2402
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,480
It explodes in a fine mist of red and fire.
2403
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,960
No.
2404
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:07,700
He's still alive.
2405
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:10,860
He's still alive?
2406
01:13:12,340 --> 01:13:13,560
After 13 damage?
2407
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,320
After already hitting him twice?
2408
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,660
Yes.
2409
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:17,260
All right.
2410
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,340
I'm just going to lay down.
2411
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:20,620
Welcome.
2412
01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:22,160
I have a shirt.
2413
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,500
And a blanket.
2414
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:26,840
If I lay down flat enough.
2415
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,140
I hope they think I'm a rug.
2416
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:31,020
All right.
2417
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:34,140
So the ghoul reaches over.
2418
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:36,820
Or it swipes at cure.
2419
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:40,740
Oh my god.
2420
01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:45,880
Torcure.
2421
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,200
Torcure.
2422
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:51,760
16.
2423
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:51,820
16.
2424
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:53,040
So that does hit your.
2425
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,380
Hit you.
2426
01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:55,500
But very softly.
2427
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,560
Like barely even a touch.
2428
01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,160
Yes.
2429
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,300
Because he was.
2430
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:05,300
Because I was perfectly hidden as a.
2431
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:07,040
And still.
2432
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,500
As a blanket.
2433
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,960
Oh.
2434
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:10,160
See.
2435
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,520
I'm not the only one that does it.
2436
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,740
No.
2437
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:13,940
Except I'm the first one to.
2438
01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:14,320
But.
2439
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,440
A question mark.
2440
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:17,220
Which.
2441
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:17,820
Actually.
2442
01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:18,580
I think by the rules.
2443
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:19,200
Negates it.
2444
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:19,860
And now.
2445
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:20,660
We get bonus.
2446
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,740
Points.
2447
01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:23,660
Eight damage.
2448
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,960
Two.
2449
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:26,820
Here is.
2450
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:27,720
Dead.
2451
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,620
Yeah.
2452
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:29,900
Dead.
2453
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:30,540
Yes.
2454
01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:33,060
Wait.
2455
01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:33,500
Is he dead?
2456
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,640
Yeah.
2457
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,300
I thought he had.
2458
01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:35,540
Four.
2459
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:36,880
I thought he had a lot higher health.
2460
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,780
You had 14.
2461
01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:39,140
And then you got hit last time.
2462
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:40,420
Or.
2463
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:40,740
Oh yeah.
2464
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:41,380
Or something.
2465
01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:43,820
And that last one brought you down to.
2466
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:44,340
Zero.
2467
01:14:44,340 --> 01:14:45,820
I died.
2468
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:49,500
So now it is the.
2469
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:49,980
Old bots.
2470
01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:52,460
Died of bots.
2471
01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:54,560
So the buster bear.
2472
01:14:54,560 --> 01:15:02,620
Let's see.
2473
01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:07,300
It's going to hit summer with this.
2474
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,620
His banjo.
2475
01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:09,180
Yeah.
2476
01:15:09,180 --> 01:15:12,180
Yeah.
2477
01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:15,140
But does he know I'm laying down?
2478
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,320
But you're not.
2479
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,320
No I'm not.
2480
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,200
I'm standing defiantly.
2481
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,400
Proudly.
2482
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,980
You're so brave.
2483
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:30,760
15 hit your AC.
2484
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:32,460
I'm so dead.
2485
01:15:32,460 --> 01:15:32,460
I'm so dead.
2486
01:15:32,460 --> 01:15:32,480
I'm so dead.
2487
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:33,000
Well.
2488
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,380
It says 14.
2489
01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:35,220
But you said that.
2490
01:15:35,220 --> 01:15:37,540
Boo had plussed up.
2491
01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:39,820
I don't.
2492
01:15:39,820 --> 01:15:40,160
I think.
2493
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,040
I don't have a note.
2494
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:41,900
Oh wait.
2495
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,880
I got you on 15 too.
2496
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,580
You have me on 15?
2497
01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:46,700
Yeah.
2498
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:49,180
I would think that mine is higher though.
2499
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:54,760
Because it was higher before.
2500
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:57,980
Let's see.
2501
01:15:57,980 --> 01:15:59,060
15.
2502
01:15:59,060 --> 01:16:01,180
I'm trying to see if I have a note here.
2503
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:03,460
Let's look.
2504
01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:05,280
When I told Boo this was 15.
2505
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,360
I was looking at your sheet.
2506
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,440
Always leave a note.
2507
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,040
Always leave a note.
2508
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:14,920
That's why you always leave a note.
2509
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,620
I'm trying to see if I got.
2510
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:17,240
Always leave a note.
2511
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:21,080
I don't have any notes of it.
2512
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,480
I would think my digital.
2513
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,660
Character sheet would have it in there.
2514
01:16:26,660 --> 01:16:28,000
I was trying to keep that up.
2515
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:28,920
Here.
2516
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,740
Level three.
2517
01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:33,220
Also I'm a level three.
2518
01:16:33,220 --> 01:16:37,060
You said I was level two earlier.
2519
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,440
Yeah I did.
2520
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:40,000
So I should have.
2521
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,780
Had one extra.
2522
01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:45,260
You were pretty much maxed up.
2523
01:16:45,260 --> 01:16:47,060
No I was actually.
2524
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:48,400
I think you were one shot.
2525
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:49,020
Yeah.
2526
01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:52,600
I've got your armor class written down as 14.
2527
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,460
Alright.
2528
01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:55,680
Well.
2529
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,360
It's 14 then.
2530
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:57,840
Because.
2531
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,020
If I really.
2532
01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:00,180
Was paying attention.
2533
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,360
Then I wouldn't.
2534
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,940
I would know better.
2535
01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:03,760
So.
2536
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,200
You wouldn't be so ornery.
2537
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,500
Yeah.
2538
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,020
So.
2539
01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:09,520
It hits you then right?
2540
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,300
Yeah.
2541
01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,000
Okay.
2542
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:12,420
So.
2543
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:13,940
Yeah.
2544
01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:15,420
Two.
2545
01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:16,780
Yeah.
2546
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:21,060
I'm so dead.
2547
01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:23,240
And I'm loving it.
2548
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,640
Just like the movie.
2549
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,260
I think.
2550
01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:28,940
It's incredibly painful.
2551
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:29,420
So.
2552
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:30,480
From what I've heard.
2553
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,500
I'm already dead.
2554
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,120
It doesn't matter.
2555
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,280
So you are down to three health then.
2556
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,060
No.
2557
01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:39,040
Yeah.
2558
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,200
No.
2559
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:40,480
Because.
2560
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:40,860
No.
2561
01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:41,800
Because plus six.
2562
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,820
I was at 24.
2563
01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:44,820
Okay.
2564
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:45,840
Minus 12.
2565
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:46,680
I was at 12.
2566
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,640
Minus seven.
2567
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,820
Oh.
2568
01:17:49,820 --> 01:17:50,140
It's not.
2569
01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:50,660
Minus nine.
2570
01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:51,200
It's nine.
2571
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:51,440
Oh.
2572
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,340
I didn't see the plus two.
2573
01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:52,800
Okay.
2574
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:53,340
Yeah.
2575
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:54,560
So three.
2576
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:55,640
So you're at three.
2577
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,080
All right.
2578
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,100
That was the.
2579
01:17:58,100 --> 01:17:58,500
So the.
2580
01:17:58,500 --> 01:17:59,880
Now it's the owlbear's turn.
2581
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:00,620
Or not the owlbear.
2582
01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:01,480
It was at the beaver.
2583
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,060
Oh.
2584
01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,520
The beaver.
2585
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,120
My bestest friend in the whole world.
2586
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,440
Yes.
2587
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,020
Wait.
2588
01:18:08,820 --> 01:18:09,180
Oh.
2589
01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:10,040
So we went back.
2590
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,240
We were already up at the top.
2591
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,660
Yeah.
2592
01:18:12,660 --> 01:18:13,620
I.
2593
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:15,120
You went.
2594
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,460
To stand up and shoot.
2595
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,620
Right.
2596
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:20,220
And then it was the other person's turn.
2597
01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:20,440
Oh.
2598
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:22,560
I was thinking it was Boo's turn when he died.
2599
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:23,340
But obviously.
2600
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:23,660
No.
2601
01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:24,420
He just died.
2602
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,520
You can die in anyone's turn.
2603
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:27,360
Yeah.
2604
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:27,500
Yeah.
2605
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,760
You do not have to wait for your turn to meet your demise.
2606
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:31,520
All right.
2607
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,380
Okay.
2608
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:34,760
Can I go.
2609
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,880
So the owlbear decides to.
2610
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:39,920
Not the owlbear.
2611
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,460
Billy beaver.
2612
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:43,020
Decides to attack you.
2613
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:43,520
Hug me.
2614
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,320
With love.
2615
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,760
His giant.
2616
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:46,880
Teeth.
2617
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,440
Okay.
2618
01:18:48,440 --> 01:19:03,360
That is a 20.
2619
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:04,840
So I assume that hits.
2620
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:06,920
Well.
2621
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:07,320
Yeah.
2622
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,920
Yeah.
2623
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:09,060
Yeah.
2624
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:17,200
That is 13.
2625
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,320
That's higher than three.
2626
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,800
It is.
2627
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:21,660
You are both dead.
2628
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:26,820
And loving it.
2629
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:28,200
I'm not loving it.
2630
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,780
And then all of a sudden you guys wake up.
2631
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:33,740
And you had just re-entered.
2632
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,720
Or you had just entered the.
2633
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:37,700
The restaurant.
2634
01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:39,320
But now at least.
2635
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,960
I get appetizers.
2636
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,900
Or we have 12 hours.
2637
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:45,480
We.
2638
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,600
You have 12 hours to prepare.
2639
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,880
Can.
2640
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,120
I.
2641
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:55,920
If you would like to stop it there.
2642
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,640
And maybe we can.
2643
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,620
You can talk about what your plans are.
2644
01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:02,240
What can we do?
2645
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:03,360
I'm going to be completely honest.
2646
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,980
I have no idea what we could do.
2647
01:20:04,980 --> 01:20:05,460
I mean.
2648
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:06,320
I tried everything.
2649
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,520
Me too.
2650
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,800
Oh.
2651
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,960
You tried turning invisible.
2652
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,880
And that was it.
2653
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,940
That's.
2654
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:15,360
I mean.
2655
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,540
We tried.
2656
01:20:16,540 --> 01:20:17,140
To be fair.
2657
01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:18,600
To be fair.
2658
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,140
To be fair.
2659
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,680
I went in with like.
2660
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:22,160
No.
2661
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:22,500
No.
2662
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,520
No other magic.
2663
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,000
You know.
2664
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,060
I had nothing else I could use.
2665
01:20:27,060 --> 01:20:29,880
And I already tried running away once.
2666
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,180
I mean.
2667
01:20:30,180 --> 01:20:31,340
What else was I supposed to do?
2668
01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:33,120
And his spells are all gone now?
2669
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,720
All right.
2670
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:34,920
Well.
2671
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:35,200
This is.
2672
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,000
This is what I'll do.
2673
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,600
So you wake up.
2674
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,840
From dying.
2675
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,760
And it's all a bad dream.
2676
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,480
Completely refreshed.
2677
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,640
So it's like you had just taken a long nap.
2678
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,400
Cool.
2679
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,680
We can do that.
2680
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:48,440
Okay.
2681
01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:49,540
All right.
2682
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,260
So that.
2683
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:51,060
That helps.
2684
01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:52,280
In one way.
2685
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,300
Although I started with 24 before.
2686
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,720
Well.
2687
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:56,160
I mean.
2688
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:58,660
I don't.
2689
01:20:58,660 --> 01:20:59,380
I don't want to.
2690
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:00,060
Like.
2691
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:01,640
Cheat the game too much.
2692
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:01,860
But.
2693
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:04,080
Like.
2694
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,680
Obviously.
2695
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,940
It did not seem like those animatronics.
2696
01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:09,980
Were interested in talking to us at all.
2697
01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:11,780
There was like no way around it from that.
2698
01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:13,280
No.
2699
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,340
There is.
2700
01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:16,020
This is straight up just a battle.
2701
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,360
Yes.
2702
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:20,980
Okay.
2703
01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:21,620
And.
2704
01:21:21,620 --> 01:21:24,760
Doing the fortifications didn't seem to help.
2705
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,860
In the slightest.
2706
01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:28,820
It.
2707
01:21:28,820 --> 01:21:29,920
Kind of did.
2708
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,300
It gave us one extra turn.
2709
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:33,060
Maybe.
2710
01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:33,780
Yes.
2711
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:36,260
But.
2712
01:21:36,260 --> 01:21:38,180
You have a whole restaurant.
2713
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:43,220
To try to do something in these 12 hours.
2714
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,800
Okay.
2715
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:48,400
Well.
2716
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,320
I say we.
2717
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,740
Gather up the people.
2718
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:51,820
And the pebbles.
2719
01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:53,900
And we make a good fight for it.
2720
01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:55,840
They did not seem to be interested in.
2721
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,340
Working with us either.
2722
01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:58,480
They kind of shoot us away.
2723
01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:58,680
Well.
2724
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,620
We only had two hours.
2725
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:01,280
You didn't really try talking to them.
2726
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,720
That's.
2727
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:03,320
We only had two hours.
2728
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:03,580
You.
2729
01:22:03,580 --> 01:22:03,600
You.
2730
01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:03,860
You.
2731
01:22:03,860 --> 01:22:04,000
You.
2732
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:04,000
You.
2733
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:04,160
You.
2734
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:04,560
You.
2735
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,000
You didn't try convincing them.
2736
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:06,860
To help you fight.
2737
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,220
I mean.
2738
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:10,380
I thought.
2739
01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:12,120
We brought it up.
2740
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,960
I.
2741
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:15,560
I thought.
2742
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:15,920
I thought.
2743
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:16,240
I said.
2744
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,220
Hey.
2745
01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,820
Are you guys interested in doing some sort of training montage?
2746
01:22:19,820 --> 01:22:22,600
Well.
2747
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:22,780
Yeah.
2748
01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:23,800
But you only had two hours.
2749
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,600
He's right.
2750
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,000
You could have been fucked.
2751
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:26,240
Well.
2752
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:26,880
That's true.
2753
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,240
But they.
2754
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,280
Didn't seem interested.
2755
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,300
Well.
2756
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:30,600
I mean.
2757
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,400
The guy had to get back to his family.
2758
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,720
Yeah.
2759
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:34,600
And what did that do for him?
2760
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,100
Well.
2761
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:37,860
It ended up in the same place as you did.
2762
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:40,080
All right.
2763
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,020
But just think.
2764
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:44,040
You have a whole restaurant.
2765
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:44,960
Yeah.
2766
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,760
And people.
2767
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:46,960
Although they.
2768
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:47,540
Just.
2769
01:22:47,540 --> 01:22:47,900
They just.
2770
01:22:47,900 --> 01:22:48,860
Died.
2771
01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:52,780
They weren't putting up a fight.
2772
01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:57,520
Okay.
2773
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:57,800
Well.
2774
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,800
I figured it out.
2775
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,460
Um.
2776
01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:02,260
Yeah.
2777
01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:02,540
I said.
2778
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,460
We unite the peoples.
2779
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:04,640
And attack.
2780
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,260
With everything we've got.
2781
01:23:06,260 --> 01:23:07,900
And do I get all my magic back?
2782
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,020
Yeah.
2783
01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:09,840
It's like a long rest.
2784
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:10,520
Okay.
2785
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:10,780
Cool.
2786
01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:12,360
Do I get all my arrows back?
2787
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,460
Yeah.
2788
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:14,340
It's like a long rest.
2789
01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:14,840
Yeah.
2790
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:15,000
But.
2791
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,880
Those don't give you arrows back.
2792
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,500
Shut up.
2793
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,120
What are you doing?
2794
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,680
No.
2795
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:20,880
So.
2796
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,180
He would have did it.
2797
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,220
You have been shooting a lot of arrows.
2798
01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:24,480
Well.
2799
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:24,740
I mean.
2800
01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:27,200
I lost four arrows in that last battle.
2801
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,500
I lost.
2802
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,280
Four.
2803
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,400
Arrows in the battle before the last.
2804
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:34,020
And I just.
2805
01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:36,280
I think we agreed that I had ten arrows remaining.
2806
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,280
Last session.
2807
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:37,500
Okay.
2808
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,320
So yeah.
2809
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:38,840
You got ten.
2810
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,420
All right.
2811
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:47,480
So.
2812
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:47,680
Boo.
2813
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,120
You said use whatever you got.
2814
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:49,400
Right?
2815
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,780
For what?
2816
01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:54,900
You said unite all the people and use whatever we got.
2817
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:55,760
Yes.
2818
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,560
What do you got?
2819
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,180
Chairs.
2820
01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:00,220
Okay.
2821
01:24:00,220 --> 01:24:01,360
Tables.
2822
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:02,680
Yes.
2823
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,000
Beer.
2824
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,400
Can we dump beer on them?
2825
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,720
Maybe.
2826
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,400
All right.
2827
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:08,700
Let's see.
2828
01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:09,460
Now we're getting some.
2829
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:11,120
Dump beer on everybody.
2830
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:13,440
It's not a frat party.
2831
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:16,720
Maybe that's why we lost.
2832
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:18,400
Because we're not treating it like a frat party.
2833
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:18,820
Well.
2834
01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:19,300
Just think.
2835
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:20,680
What do restaurants have?
2836
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,560
Fire.
2837
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:23,900
Right.
2838
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:24,320
Fire.
2839
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:24,920
Okay.
2840
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:27,680
Knives.
2841
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,720
Okay.
2842
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:32,640
Um.
2843
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:33,500
Glass.
2844
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,160
Okay.
2845
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,280
That's it.
2846
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,440
Knives.
2847
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,480
Fire and glass.
2848
01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:44,100
That's all a restaurant is to you.
2849
01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:47,000
I mean.
2850
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,240
What?
2851
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,080
Uh.
2852
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:51,560
Well.
2853
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:52,800
They don't have food.
2854
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,660
Well.
2855
01:24:55,660 --> 01:24:56,620
What would you do with food?
2856
01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:57,580
Well.
2857
01:24:57,580 --> 01:24:58,540
If they don't have food.
2858
01:24:58,540 --> 01:24:59,680
Then I guess they don't have.
2859
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,440
Like.
2860
01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:01,500
Oil.
2861
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:03,820
I mean.
2862
01:25:03,820 --> 01:25:04,420
It's a restaurant.
2863
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:05,060
Why wouldn't they?
2864
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:06,040
Well.
2865
01:25:06,140 --> 01:25:07,020
Why wouldn't they have food?
2866
01:25:07,020 --> 01:25:09,340
So I guess we'd have to find out.
2867
01:25:09,340 --> 01:25:10,140
Whether or not they have oil.
2868
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:11,760
Okay.
2869
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,420
So that's something you can do.
2870
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:15,140
Deep fry.
2871
01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:15,860
Stuff.
2872
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:17,940
Deep fry.
2873
01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:19,140
Those motherfuckers.
2874
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:21,120
Deep fry the knives and glass.
2875
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:21,380
Yeah.
2876
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:21,980
Yes.
2877
01:25:21,980 --> 01:25:22,920
Knives.
2878
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,520
This is.
2879
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,160
Deep fry beer.
2880
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:29,540
Uh.
2881
01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:33,060
Toilets.
2882
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,480
Okay.
2883
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:34,540
Okay.
2884
01:25:34,540 --> 01:25:36,960
Electricity.
2885
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,700
Yes.
2886
01:25:39,700 --> 01:25:40,780
Robots hate electricity.
2887
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:41,260
Well.
2888
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:42,000
They also love it.
2889
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,040
They're pure.
2890
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:45,080
Electricity.
2891
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:45,480
Yeah.
2892
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:45,740
But.
2893
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:46,200
That's what they.
2894
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,140
That's what they run on.
2895
01:25:47,140 --> 01:25:48,120
We don't know that.
2896
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:48,920
There was no wires.
2897
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,380
Okay.
2898
01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:52,980
Uh.
2899
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:53,360
Are you sure?
2900
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:54,520
Yeah.
2901
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:55,060
I asked.
2902
01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,600
But they didn't say anything.
2903
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:57,840
Perhaps they didn't hear me.
2904
01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:00,100
Um.
2905
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:00,700
But you see.
2906
01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:01,680
You see what I'm getting at.
2907
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:01,860
Right?
2908
01:26:01,860 --> 01:26:03,160
No.
2909
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:06,840
What am I supposed to do with firing glass?
2910
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:07,220
And.
2911
01:26:07,220 --> 01:26:10,340
And oil.
2912
01:26:10,340 --> 01:26:11,540
And oil.
2913
01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:12,380
And families.
2914
01:26:12,380 --> 01:26:14,200
It's like this.
2915
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:15,340
There's a sketch with the.
2916
01:26:15,340 --> 01:26:15,860
That guy.
2917
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:16,260
Uh.
2918
01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:16,920
Pete Holmes.
2919
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:17,860
And he does like a.
2920
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:18,600
Where he's like.
2921
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:18,980
Uh.
2922
01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:19,620
Professor X.
2923
01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:20,960
And he's firing all the X-Men.
2924
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,480
And he's yelling at Wolverine.
2925
01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:23,380
He's like.
2926
01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:24,180
Listen.
2927
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:25,280
Our main enemy.
2928
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,600
Is a man who controls metal.
2929
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:29,220
What is.
2930
01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:30,380
What are you made out of?
2931
01:26:30,380 --> 01:26:31,480
What is your bone made out of?
2932
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:31,660
He's like.
2933
01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,140
Metal.
2934
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:32,800
It's like.
2935
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:33,960
Do you see the problem here?
2936
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:34,200
He's like.
2937
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:35,160
Well I can just ride at him.
2938
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:35,980
With my motorcycle.
2939
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:36,620
And he's like.
2940
01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:37,400
Right.
2941
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,820
What's the motorcycle made out of?
2942
01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,140
Tubes.
2943
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:42,680
Glass.
2944
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:49,540
I think it's.
2945
01:26:49,540 --> 01:26:50,140
What's going on here?
2946
01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:52,120
In this bar.
2947
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:52,920
Glass.
2948
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:53,540
And fire.
2949
01:26:53,540 --> 01:26:54,900
What can we do to.
2950
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:56,380
Make something out of this?
2951
01:26:56,380 --> 01:26:57,860
Neon.
2952
01:26:57,860 --> 01:27:00,480
No neon.
2953
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:01,800
Okay.
2954
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,480
Flare.
2955
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:05,120
Oh.
2956
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,800
Oh.
2957
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,640
That kind of flare.
2958
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:08,880
Not like a flare gun flare.
2959
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:09,500
No.
2960
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,340
No like.
2961
01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:12,220
What do they call it in.
2962
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:12,900
Office.
2963
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:13,980
Or office space.
2964
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:17,400
Thought it was flare.
2965
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,400
I don't remember.
2966
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:18,940
Flare.
2967
01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:19,240
Yeah.
2968
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:19,980
Yeah.
2969
01:27:19,980 --> 01:27:20,540
Because her.
2970
01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:22,180
Bits of flare.
2971
01:27:22,180 --> 01:27:24,040
Suspenders didn't have enough flare.
2972
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:27,780
She was in the wrong.
2973
01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:29,720
Yeah.
2974
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:30,560
She had one button.
2975
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:31,540
Yeah.
2976
01:27:31,540 --> 01:27:31,980
You know.
2977
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:32,800
That's not enough.
2978
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:33,620
She was a friend.
2979
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,160
She's got a show.
2980
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:36,260
What?
2981
01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:38,480
She was a friend.
2982
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,500
The actress was a friend.
2983
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:39,780
Yeah.
2984
01:27:39,780 --> 01:27:41,180
She was one of the friends.
2985
01:27:41,180 --> 01:27:41,820
She was.
2986
01:27:41,820 --> 01:27:42,920
All right.
2987
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,060
So then we're going to have to think about.
2988
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:45,360
How to build some sort of.
2989
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:49,600
Adversarial robot.
2990
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,800
Out of glass.
2991
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:51,240
Knives.
2992
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:51,640
And oil.
2993
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:57,180
Okay.
2994
01:27:57,180 --> 01:27:59,500
And chairs.
2995
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:00,220
We have chairs.
2996
01:28:00,220 --> 01:28:00,640
Don't forget.
2997
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:01,340
We have chairs.
2998
01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:02,280
And toilets.
2999
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:03,820
And toilets.
3000
01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:04,800
We're going to build ourselves.
3001
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:05,760
Our own robot.
3002
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,180
With blackjack.
3003
01:28:07,180 --> 01:28:07,800
And hookers.
3004
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:14,840
So how long are we going to spend napping?
3005
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:18,680
You just.
3006
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,600
You feel like you just woke up refreshed.
3007
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:24,260
I felt like the best sleep we've ever had.
3008
01:28:24,260 --> 01:28:25,000
Maybe.
3009
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:25,360
Yes.
3010
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:26,300
Because we should die again.
3011
01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:26,860
You were dead.
3012
01:28:26,860 --> 01:28:27,920
So.
3013
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:28,760
So in a way.
3014
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:30,840
We live forever.
3015
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:30,980
No.
3016
01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:31,300
It was.
3017
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:32,620
It was very painful.
3018
01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:33,860
Yeah.
3019
01:28:33,860 --> 01:28:35,920
But it's kind of like having your back cracked.
3020
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:36,220
Right.
3021
01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:37,380
It like hurts a lot.
3022
01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,780
But it feels really good after.
3023
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:41,160
Yeah.
3024
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,260
But it still hurts a lot.
3025
01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,360
The whole time you're dying.
3026
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:45,220
But I feel like a.
3027
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:47,160
Fresh babe now.
3028
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:50,920
Okay.
3029
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,900
All right.
3030
01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:55,620
Talking about.
3031
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:57,800
I'm reborn.
3032
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:58,860
Like a fresh babe.
3033
01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:05,560
It's short for baby.
3034
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,700
It's the same.
3035
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:09,700
Length.
3036
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:15,180
That's so fucking funny.
3037
01:29:15,180 --> 01:29:16,740
Oh.
3038
01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:17,740
Thank you.
3039
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:47,720
Thank you.
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