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I think the last time it ended at there can only be one.
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There can only be one, and then did we start fighting?
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Yeah, that's ultimately...
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Do we look exact...
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I knew it!
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I knew it!
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Yes, everything about you is identical.
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All right, so they were even wearing the same clothes?
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Yep, same clothes.
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They both have all of their butt cheeks.
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I'm assuming since he's another, you know, Kier, Jerry type that, you know...
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Maybe he doesn't want to fight.
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We're going to hit it off real nice.
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Yeah, you guys should kiss.
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I probably ran into this guy at the...
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What's it called?
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The Jerry Bury?
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The take care.
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I'm pretty sure I might have seen this guy once or twice there.
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I'm giving the other summer some side-eye.
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Well, I mean, like this?
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I don't know.
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I can't do it.
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But my character can do it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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With stunning gusts.
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Does it work?
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Yeah.
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Does it have any effect?
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No.
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It's side-eye.
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What do you mean?
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No.
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Intimidation?
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The other summer notices and gets very mad.
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Does she make side-eye?
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Intimidation check?
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Are we locked in a battle of eyes?
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Except for she's side-eyeing the other Jerry.
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Oh.
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Me?
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Yeah.
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What did I do?
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Well, she already really dislikes her dad.
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So now there's two of them.
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She's not happy.
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Yeah, because he's a big bitch.
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How are you doing with your summer, other Jerry?
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She's been a real bitch this whole time.
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Oh, man.
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She lost half of her ass, and that's all she talked about the entire time until we got it.
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I know, right?
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It's because it's the only thing that's happened.
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She was just being so selfish.
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I give her free advice.
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She just constantly runs out of arrows.
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You know, I try teaching her magic tricks.
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She doesn't want to learn anything.
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Did yours also use her bow as a bat to hit an orb?
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No, she broke it.
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I know.
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That was such a stupid choice.
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Here's some free advice.
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I had to get her a new one.
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Get her a haircut.
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Quit being such a jerk.
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I had to get her a new one.
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It's better than the last one.
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Yeah, did she take, like, half of your win-ins from that game show?
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All right, that's it.
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We're fighting.
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Can I shoot the other Jerry?
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Got to roll for a man initiative.
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Okay, maybe we shouldn't fight.
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There can only be one.
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One what?
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One surviving group.
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Yeah, but what if my Jerry dies?
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One surviving of each of us.
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All right.
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All right, do you want me to take on your summer?
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I'll take on...
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You can take on my Jerry, because I can't hurt another...
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I can't hurt another Jerry Bear.
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We've seen that before.
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It does not end.
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It doesn't end.
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It doesn't end?
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It's very sad.
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What?
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Us fighting?
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Yeah, it just ends up us slapping each other, you know?
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And, you know...
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We ain't got all day.
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Yeah, we got to move on.
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You know, we got to get going.
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All right?
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So you take on that.
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I'll take on your summer.
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You take on my...
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Whoa, he follows me.
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Yeah, I got to...
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What's that?
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, you probably want to unlink one of them.
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I thought he was, like, just mimicking me, like...
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Oh, it's not linked.
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And they still move?
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They still both move at the same time?
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I think my thing's here.
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I'll be right back, guys, okay?
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Your lawnmower?
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I don't know how I'm going to do this.
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What?
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Keep track of, like, damage?
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Of which one?
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No, not damage.
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That's fine.
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But which...
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Oh, damage might be hard, too.
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Because I don't know if it'll take it out of both of them.
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Why don't you just put two blank characters in there?
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Okay.
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You know what you can do, Andy?
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You can copy and paste the character in the...
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On...
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Just...
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I think you can just duplicate it.
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If you hit Command-C and Command-V in the sidebar.
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And then change the name.
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Okay.
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Hold on.
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And they'll show up as different in the...
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So take them out of the initiative role?
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Yeah, we'll just have to redo the initiative role.
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Okay.
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No, and so the other tab where it's just the characters.
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The actor's directory.
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Let's just click on it.
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No?
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I think if you click on it, or right-click on it, you can hit Copy and Paste.
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That was what I said.
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If I use Control-C?
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I think so.
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It's been a little while since I did it.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's just on there.
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I thought...
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I thought I used to do that, though.
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Try right-clicking on it again.
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Sometimes it takes a little while for it to pop up.
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The menu.
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But nothing shows up.
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No.
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I mean, there's a menu that shows up, but I can't.
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It's not...
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There's no copy.
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Oh, I can duplicate.
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Yeah, do duplicate.
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Oh, okay.
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Then it shows up as copy.
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Yeah, make sure that...
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Yeah, then you can just change the name to whatever.
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Or you can just keep a copy.
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It actually works in this case.
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Yeah.
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You can also...
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If you click on their token, you can change it...
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Or if you double-right-click on it, you can change their portrait, the picture.
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Change the picture to mirrored, so they're backwards.
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I don't know if that helps or not.
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I guess it doesn't matter.
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We're not going to be moving around a lot, but...
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If I right-click on it?
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Yeah.
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If you double-right-click on it, you get the token options.
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Yeah.
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I thought that...
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Oh.
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I thought at the same spot where you select the picture, there's like a mirrored option.
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It's like a checkbox, I think.
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Oh, okay.
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I might be misremembering.
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Yeah.
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Let's see.
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Okay.
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It doesn't really matter.
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We're not going to get confused.
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And the initiative will have the names, so...
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Hey, there's a lock rotation button on there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but it's not the default, so you have to change it every time.
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Okay, I found the...
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Oh.
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I can see Jerry's is backwards now.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure if that helps or hurts, but...
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It's going to make it probably so much worse.
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Yeah.
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Well, there's words in the background of mine, so I can see that it's backwards.
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No, see?
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When I added it to the initiative, it just says...
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It doesn't say copy.
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You might have to change the token name.
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It's very confusing.
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There's a name of the character, and then there's a name of the token.
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So I don't remember exactly where it is, but it's on a different tab.
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Or you have to hit, like, token options or something.
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I haven't done it in a little while.
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There you go.
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Okay, there we go.
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I got it.
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That would always trip me up, because I would not change the name of the token when I would
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copy over.
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Because I would copy over, like, a generic character and then forget to change the token name, and
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then it would show up as a generic character instead of whatever.
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Or it would have, like, the person's actual name.
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I think that happened, like, once.
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I think actually it said butt radar decoy.
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I think you guys saw that.
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I don't remember seeing it.
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Oh, because you were surprised.
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I was very angry.
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Well, you were supposed to be angry.
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I was so, so angry.
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I was so angry.
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So how are we going to get out of this pickle?
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Oh, but the tokens on the initiative aren't backwards.
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No, they're not.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, I wonder why that is.
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Why don't you play some battle music?
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Because I don't have any loaded up.
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Take some from the Star Wars one.
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How do I do that?
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It's just a folder, isn't it?
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I had music.
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You might have to go up a few folders into Kahuna,
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because I think you have your own folder for this one.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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It's all right.
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Andy's looking for some battle music.
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I have some really good ones in there.
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Did you find it, or?
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I can't tell.
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Go.
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Go.
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Play.
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Tiger, what do you prefer?
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Clean-shaven Andy or bearded Andy?
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I like when he gets the really gnarly, disgusting beard.
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The kind where he just sneezes into it.
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Yeah, where it's got like crumbs and shit in it.
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Little bits of chicken fingers.
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Chicken fingers.
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That was only one time.
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Did you find it, Andy?
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I don't know if you're...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, I don't want to see the name of it when it comes up.
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I hope you don't get any spoilers from going through my folder.
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No.
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Can you hear it?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, see, that one...
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Oh, no, it changed.
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Yeah, because that one's only a couple seconds.
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Yeah, because I was going to make it like the intro.
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Oh.
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I just put it on repeat.
273
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,420
Oh, no, Andy, that's going to be terrible.
274
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,480
That's so much worse than nothing.
275
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,600
What?
276
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:43,640
What?
277
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,180
Actually, this loop isn't so bad.
278
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:51,200
No.
279
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:56,820
Okay, so, boo, we figured out the whole...
280
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,260
Everything.
281
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,460
Everything?
282
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,060
Yeah.
283
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:00,880
Well, you died.
284
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,580
Well, for this roll.
285
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,060
No way!
286
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:03,440
Yeah.
287
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,720
Yeah, it turns out.
288
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:10,080
Alright, roll for initiative.
289
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,580
I'll do the copies, so don't roll those.
290
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,260
I can't roll those, actually.
291
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,420
Oh, good.
292
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,240
Turns out.
293
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,560
Aw, you fucker.
294
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,520
Oh, that was not me.
295
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,380
I actually did good.
296
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,660
You fucker.
297
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,940
Yeah, you both did good.
298
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:31,740
I just saw the green dice, and I thought it was mine, but mine is the tiger dice.
299
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:32,100
I forgot.
300
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,940
Weird.
301
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,580
Yeah.
302
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:37,380
How could you ever get confused with that?
303
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,620
It's been two weeks.
304
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,260
Okay.
305
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:43,320
I don't think that's your first drinky-poof.
306
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,020
No, you know how I am.
307
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,300
I go real hard real fast.
308
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,440
All right.
309
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,520
Do who's first?
310
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,600
Me.
311
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,840
Summer.
312
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,300
Summer.
313
00:12:55,300 --> 00:13:03,960
Well, they were going on and on and basically being mean to me, so I'm going to shoot the other Jerry with an arrow.
314
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:05,460
Okay.
315
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,800
What do I do?
316
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,840
Go for his legs.
317
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,700
Roll a d20.
318
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,680
That's his weakness.
319
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,180
And his arms.
320
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,440
That's his other weakness.
321
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,980
That's what you say about everyone.
322
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,060
It's never been true.
323
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,720
Also, aim for his stomach.
324
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,440
That's definitely his weakness right there.
325
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,900
It's plus three, right, Andy?
326
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,700
No.
327
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:25,860
For your longbow, it's seven.
328
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:26,560
Yeah.
329
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,420
All right.
330
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,460
Plus four.
331
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,440
Because I only put plus three, so.
332
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,140
Yeah.
333
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:33,300
So then roll 1d10.
334
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:33,760
All right.
335
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:38,740
I should have been shooting arrows this whole time.
336
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:41,200
Yeah, but you have a finite amount.
337
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,440
So that's eight damage.
338
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,660
Is it a plus any on the damage?
339
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,540
I already, I added it.
340
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,000
Oh, okay.
341
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,060
Yeah.
342
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,900
Pure.
343
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,100
Original.
344
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,280
Original.
345
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,200
The original.
346
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,420
Is it original?
347
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,460
We don't really know.
348
00:13:59,460 --> 00:13:59,960
We know.
349
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:04,440
We have no idea, and we took no time to talk to them, so we're just going to start shooting them.
350
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,800
I took some time.
351
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,300
You just got angry because you don't like being thrown down.
352
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,240
No, well, I don't, actually.
353
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,860
Actually, actually, I don't.
354
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,300
I gave them an uppercut.
355
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:24,900
I am going to hit this guy with this girl with one of my classic rays of frost.
356
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,340
Surprise.
357
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,760
Ray of frost.
358
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,500
Oh, how original.
359
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,320
Leave me alone.
360
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,200
One trick pony.
361
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,300
One trick Jerry.
362
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,820
Yeah, well, this one will leave you frozen.
363
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,060
What am I doing?
364
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,500
You can't even pun right.
365
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,120
He's so flustered.
366
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:48,940
I'm scared.
367
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,900
It's probably because he saw Jerry get hit with an arrow.
368
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,740
Did he, though?
369
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,240
Yeah, for like gate damage.
370
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,960
Roll the d20.
371
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,380
Oh, yeah.
372
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,260
It was the other Jerry.
373
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:02,600
Oops.
374
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,100
Yeah, he was the one that was getting fucking snippety.
375
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:12,700
14.
376
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,200
So.
377
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,160
Okay.
378
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,660
You definitely hit.
379
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,060
So then you roll.
380
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:22,460
Uh.
381
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,780
One d8.
382
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:33,360
Three.
383
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,420
Three.
384
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,120
Okay.
385
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,560
Who is he hitting?
386
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,740
The other summer.
387
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,980
Well, I don't like that.
388
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,980
Why?
389
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:42,720
I don't know.
390
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,520
It feels wrong.
391
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:45,960
Okay.
392
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,420
Talk to your partner, then.
393
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,060
Partner.
394
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:49,920
I don't like that.
395
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,940
It feels wrong.
396
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:54,720
You just shot me with an arrow.
397
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,860
I don't think.
398
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,160
At least you had it coming.
399
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,620
I didn't, though.
400
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,280
I was best friends with this guy.
401
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:01,680
Okay.
402
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,360
We agreed upon this.
403
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:03,720
All right.
404
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:03,880
Yeah.
405
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,200
Agreed about how much you think I'm a bitch.
406
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,440
Get your head in the game.
407
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:08,840
All right.
408
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,940
What are you doing here?
409
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,400
Are we doing this right now?
410
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,420
In front of the copies?
411
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,900
This is why they're going to win.
412
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:15,700
All right.
413
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,160
Oh, you're so classic.
414
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,240
You love them so much.
415
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,440
All right.
416
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,280
So.
417
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,160
So my.
418
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,160
My.
419
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,280
Jerry.
420
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:33,500
He's a bitch, too.
421
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,940
Well, you're going to get your.
422
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,200
Yeah.
423
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,580
Yeah.
424
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,660
I doubt it.
425
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,540
Break it.
426
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,020
Teenagers.
427
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,840
Teenagers.
428
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,760
All right.
429
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,140
Yeah.
430
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,560
I'm going to smoke cigarettes.
431
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,180
My Jerry is going to use burning hand on both of you.
432
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,200
You had a burning hand this whole time?
433
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,580
Yeah.
434
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,860
It costs money.
435
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,660
I don't have a job.
436
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,440
All right.
437
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,160
I have to reserve these for when I need them.
438
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,020
The ray of frost comes free of charge.
439
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,120
Dexterity saving throws.
440
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,720
Dexterity saving throws.
441
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,860
Dexterity saving throw.
442
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:14,180
Okay.
443
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:14,960
Save.
444
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,220
Save.
445
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:15,420
Save.
446
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,020
Dexterity.
447
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,180
Normal.
448
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:18,900
Oh, no.
449
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,100
Oh.
450
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,760
Oh, he knocked me.
451
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,400
It is 14.
452
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,880
Does that count?
453
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,880
No.
454
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,980
Oh, shit.
455
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,940
Why did cure.
456
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:30,720
Why did cure roll cure copy roll?
457
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,060
Some of them just must have them highlighted.
458
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:39,480
Yeah.
459
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,240
I just rolled.
460
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,020
All right.
461
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:41,460
So what?
462
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,700
Do we get a prize?
463
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:46,440
Oh, you definitely get a prize.
464
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,580
Is it money?
465
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,020
Tisno.
466
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:57,320
Eight points of damage to both of you.
467
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,580
Oh, that's not good.
468
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:03,880
Good thing I was at full health.
469
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,460
Oh, I'll let you do it.
470
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:05,980
I'll let you do it.
471
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,940
You're not now.
472
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,140
Oh, I wasn't.
473
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,460
Was I?
474
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,660
No, I was at seven.
475
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,800
I was at seven HP.
476
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,700
That's not it.
477
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,440
That's less than eight.
478
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,240
You were?
479
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,800
Why did I have you at normal?
480
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,200
I don't know.
481
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,660
That's the last thing I had wrote down.
482
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,700
Minus three points equals seven HP.
483
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,820
Oh, well, then you're dead.
484
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,760
I am dead.
485
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,800
Well, passed out, I guess.
486
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,320
Oh, wow.
487
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,460
Here we go again.
488
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:40,360
Ben's drinking words then, bud.
489
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,080
The other summer.
490
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,860
That's me.
491
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:48,280
Hey, seven.
492
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,540
That's less than eight.
493
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:55,460
Fires an arrow.
494
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,800
I forgot to add plus four, plus seven.
495
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,100
So it definitely hits you.
496
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,720
I don't like that either.
497
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:07,780
Actually, this is kind of Jerry.
498
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,620
That's kind of what happened, I think.
499
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,520
For eight damage.
500
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,480
Oh, boy.
501
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,380
I have three left.
502
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,140
No, I had eight.
503
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:15,940
I had eight.
504
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,080
You had eight, and then I had to add three for the shot.
505
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:23,040
It's one D10 plus three.
506
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,640
All right.
507
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,620
Game over.
508
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,580
Oh, it's been fun.
509
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:26,740
Oh, you're both dead.
510
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,060
So it's minus eight.
511
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:29,720
It's how much?
512
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,300
Minus eight?
513
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,220
It was eight, yeah.
514
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,140
Oh, yeah.
515
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,080
That's, I have zero now.
516
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,940
If only I had thought of to use, oh.
517
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:45,640
Actually, I don't know what items I even have.
518
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:56,460
Wait, you deleted this, and then we came back.
519
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:06,700
All right, so the other two walk over your bodies.
520
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:13,420
They walk over your bodies, and they walk through the, actually, they don't walk over your bodies.
521
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,240
They turn around and leave the same way they came in.
522
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:16,920
Okay.
523
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,420
Not sure how we're perceiving this.
524
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:26,380
And you guys just, uh, you take over them now.
525
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,060
Hooray!
526
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,580
There can be only one.
527
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,180
Do we feel different?
528
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:37,060
I mean, we just murdered them.
529
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,260
Yeah, but.
530
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:38,840
Do you feel different?
531
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,440
You did, yeah.
532
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,700
You killed your other one.
533
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,400
Your, your copies.
534
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,380
Yeah.
535
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,600
We were living the exact same life.
536
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,380
We just ran into these other people who were doing the exact same thing.
537
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,720
And we murdered them.
538
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,940
I don't feel like my body's exactly where it was before.
539
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,980
No, it's not.
540
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,720
You're dead.
541
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,580
But you're also, you murdered them.
542
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:01,840
You must murder to live.
543
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,980
It's Schrodinger's cat.
544
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,340
Schrodinger!
545
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:12,160
So what's my hit point total now?
546
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,860
Whatever the other one was at.
547
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:17,480
It was 16 minus 8 or something?
548
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,420
I forgot what I did.
549
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,080
Oh, that other Jerry died too then.
550
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,840
No, the other Jerry didn't die.
551
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,060
Yeah, because he got hit for 8 points and he only had 7.
552
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:30,060
Well, we didn't.
553
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,840
I, I guess if he had the same hit.
554
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,780
Yeah, but you said there could all be one.
555
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:34,200
Right.
556
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,060
And now.
557
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,880
I follow the rules.
558
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,880
Well, I think more accurately, there could be no more than one.
559
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,880
Well, you know, come on.
560
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,200
All right.
561
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,220
All right.
562
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:54,700
I'm just going to say walking through that portal or that door, it just brought you back.
563
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:57,720
So we're good.
564
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,580
There was some kind of weird energy through that door.
565
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:02,700
Ah, yeah.
566
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,680
Steos X.
567
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,180
Machina.
568
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:07,000
Yeah, sure.
569
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,860
Metal Ark Lemon.
570
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:12,200
I don't know what that means, but OK.
571
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,420
Here's a Harlem Globetrotter.
572
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,540
Metal Ark Lemon?
573
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:17,800
Yeah.
574
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,440
What other, what show is that from, though?
575
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,760
I feel like there was a show where there's a reference of it.
576
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,460
And oh, they referenced it on Aqua Tane.
577
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:29,880
No, that's not what I'm getting at.
578
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,080
The Hunger Force?
579
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,600
Yeah.
580
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:41,160
But no, like, I just remember that, like, some kids named their pet, Metal Ark Lemon.
581
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,780
Like, he ran away and they were looking for it.
582
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,480
So they were sitting there screaming Metal Ark Lemon.
583
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,520
Sounds like an American dad.
584
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:47,900
That's a good joke.
585
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,080
He's dead.
586
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:51,440
I don't know.
587
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,660
It could be family.
588
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:52,920
Yeah.
589
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,560
All right.
590
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,120
That tangent aside.
591
00:22:55,120 --> 00:23:00,600
So you walk into a hallway and there's a door to the left, to the right, and one in front of you.
592
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,580
Wait, wait, wait.
593
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,540
I say we go straight.
594
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:03,920
So.
595
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,280
Are we back at full health, by the way?
596
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,180
Yeah.
597
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,580
Full.
598
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,940
Let me just write this.
599
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,320
Plus 16.
600
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,120
I.
601
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,720
What would we call this?
602
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,800
Because of.
603
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,080
I body snatched.
604
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,900
Body snatching.
605
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:18,340
Door.
606
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,100
Body.
607
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:20,400
Body.
608
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:20,920
Body.
609
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,640
Yes.
610
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,440
Snatched.
611
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:22,960
Swapped.
612
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,960
Snatched.
613
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,620
Oh, no.
614
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,780
We snatched it.
615
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,360
No.
616
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:27,820
I mean.
617
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,260
I mean.
618
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:28,840
You didn't.
619
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,860
You didn't really.
620
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:30,800
We didn't earn it.
621
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,000
No.
622
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,440
We're just.
623
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:31,820
No.
624
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,320
Your character.
625
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,120
Us.
626
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,320
The players.
627
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,800
The players have taken over.
628
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,920
These other players who dished.
629
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,520
These other characters have just shown up.
630
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,340
The characters that we were are dead.
631
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,240
They're dead.
632
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:42,900
You guys.
633
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:43,760
You guys took.
634
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,500
So much care of them, too.
635
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,140
You really cared about them.
636
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:47,480
And then you.
637
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,700
You got killed.
638
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,160
I mean, I don't want to think about it too much.
639
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,900
I don't feel.
640
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,280
I don't feel great about any of this.
641
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,160
Oh, well, I mean.
642
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,520
Take away one of your.
643
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,240
First level spell slots.
644
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,980
Yeah, but he gets flying fist.
645
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,200
Huh?
646
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,640
He gets.
647
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,780
He gets fire fist.
648
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,080
He had that, but.
649
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,740
It was used up.
650
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,280
One of them was used up.
651
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,960
Oh, OK.
652
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,140
Now you only have one first level spell.
653
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,920
Available.
654
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,120
I thought I had three first level spells.
655
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,920
You had four.
656
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920
You used two of them.
657
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,080
Did I?
658
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,360
What did you use the other two on?
659
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,040
Probably.
660
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:24,760
It was either.
661
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,580
You used Burning Hand.
662
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:26,380
Burning Hand's one.
663
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,220
Yeah.
664
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,140
And then I have you used two from.
665
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:29,960
Last time.
666
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,360
Yeah, but I walked through the door.
667
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,260
Doesn't that mean it is a fresh game, isn't it?
668
00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:36,240
No, it's just health.
669
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,180
Oh, well, I thought.
670
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,020
I thought I got.
671
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:39,360
I got.
672
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,420
I thought every session.
673
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:40,960
I got it.
674
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,820
No, it's every long sleep.
675
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:44,500
Or long rest.
676
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,520
Oh, OK.
677
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,180
I misunderstood.
678
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,060
All right, cool.
679
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,560
Should we take a long rest?
680
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,600
I'm Ray.
681
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,320
I'm Ray of Frost on everything then.
682
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:53,640
All right.
683
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,720
Yeah, I know you do that.
684
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,300
Ray of Frost.
685
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,500
Ray of Frost.
686
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,040
Ray of Frost.
687
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,540
Ray of Frost.
688
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,420
Yeah.
689
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:00,980
Yeah.
690
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,740
It did so well for you so far.
691
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:07,320
You've been dead the entire time, practically.
692
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,920
Honestly, as a player, I expected this.
693
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,660
You know, the character, it writes itself.
694
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,820
He just dies.
695
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:18,080
He dies.
696
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:18,700
He dies.
697
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,340
All right.
698
00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,560
So which way are you going?
699
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,740
I don't know what my options are.
700
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,620
Left, right or straight?
701
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,820
Left, right or forward?
702
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,860
Is there any...
703
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:30,540
I'm going forward.
704
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:32,120
Any visual clues?
705
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,240
No.
706
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,500
So it's just random.
707
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,980
Yeah.
708
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:38,080
Well, you know what?
709
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,440
Roll a perception check.
710
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,620
All right.
711
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,180
Let's see what you perceive.
712
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:44,160
Motherfucker.
713
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,600
I'm sure nothing.
714
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,000
I don't see...
715
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,640
Perceive it.
716
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,420
Oh, skills.
717
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:56,400
How?
718
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,460
How about 18?
719
00:25:57,460 --> 00:25:59,440
All right.
720
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,460
So you just hear this loud kind...
721
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,520
Not loud, but like you hear like this...
722
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,660
The beat of a song.
723
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,660
Like you just feel the bass.
724
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,660
And you can tell it's coming...
725
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:15,880
From the left.
726
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,340
Hmm.
727
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,440
From the left door.
728
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,460
Am I drawn towards it?
729
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,660
Are you?
730
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:27,760
I don't know.
731
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,020
I am a teenage girl.
732
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,120
It's bass, huh?
733
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,920
I would not go near that door.
734
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,720
Is it a good beat?
735
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,620
It's average.
736
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,620
Average beat?
737
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,160
I know.
738
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,300
I'm not interested.
739
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,460
I'm only...
740
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:47,500
I'm only interested in the big beats.
741
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,960
All right.
742
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,640
So you're going to follow Jerry into the room straight ahead?
743
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:51,920
Yeah.
744
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920
Okay.
745
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:05,840
How do we unselect a character?
746
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,640
I think...
747
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,780
I actually don't know.
748
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:12,640
There's an option...
749
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,640
That you can click away from it and it unselects, but...
750
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,480
I don't know how you do it otherwise.
751
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,160
I don't remember.
752
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,860
It always bothered me too.
753
00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:29,600
Oh, that's a pedestal with a big treasure.
754
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,060
I feel like we made the right choice.
755
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,700
Oh, yeah.
756
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,100
Yeah.
757
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,100
It's Jerry time.
758
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,460
It's Jerry time.
759
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,720
We're not even sure the other guy's name was Jerry.
760
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,020
It could be Gary.
761
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,060
Gary...
762
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,380
What if I'm a Gary, guys?
763
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:49,320
Maybe we're pronouncing it wrong this entire time.
764
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:54,180
I know a guy at work that's like that.
765
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:55,220
What?
766
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,460
He's been mispronouncing his name his whole life?
767
00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,540
Yeah.
768
00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,260
Weird.
769
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,400
Yeah.
770
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,080
Yeah.
771
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,120
All right.
772
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:05,420
Great.
773
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:07,220
So you're going to open this treasure chest?
774
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:11,800
A treasure chest that's innocently atop the center of an otherwise empty room.
775
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,360
That's it.
776
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,020
It's the whole room description.
777
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:15,880
I don't know about this.
778
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,980
It just looks like it's a nice, nice reward for killing yourself.
779
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:21,840
But we didn't.
780
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,160
We spared ourselves.
781
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,360
And then we took ourselves over.
782
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,740
No, you killed the other one.
783
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,760
No, we died.
784
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,540
We did.
785
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,440
No, we did.
786
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,640
Yeah, you killed them.
787
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,860
Oh, I guess.
788
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:36,480
It depends on your definition of you.
789
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,840
You.
790
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,660
You.
791
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:42,460
All right.
792
00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:43,380
Well.
793
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,920
Summer and Jerry killed themselves.
794
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,460
Gary.
795
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:51,160
God will not call you Gary.
796
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,100
I'll do whatever I want.
797
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,040
I'm going to open that chest.
798
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,540
All right.
799
00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,040
All right.
800
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,380
Summer, stand back.
801
00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:01,280
Get your bow ready.
802
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,140
All right.
803
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:02,860
This is.
804
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,480
This is.
805
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,640
All right.
806
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:13,380
So I start poking at it, making sure it's not got no, no, no magic spell shielding.
807
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,960
Does it?
808
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:21,280
All of a sudden, a big sticky purple tongue burst out of its chest and starts to lick you.
809
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,480
Oh, my God.
810
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,860
My God.
811
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:26,660
Get it away.
812
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,000
My God.
813
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,060
I don't like this.
814
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,360
Is it enjoying itself or is it like wanting to eat me?
815
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,100
Is it sexual?
816
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,560
Yeah, because if it's sexual, I'm more horrified.
817
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,600
If it wants me to eat me, I can handle that.
818
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,760
It wants to hurt you.
819
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,880
Oh, OK.
820
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,420
Oh, I get it.
821
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:45,660
Roll for initiative.
822
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,320
Roll for initiative.
823
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,760
All right.
824
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,760
Fourteen.
825
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,460
Eight.
826
00:29:57,460 --> 00:30:00,100
Mimic.
827
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:00,180
Mimic.
828
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:05,780
That's not good.
829
00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:07,560
What?
830
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,660
Mimic.
831
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:10,620
Oh, that the mimic is first?
832
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,480
No, they said its name is mimic.
833
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,720
Oh.
834
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,340
I thought you weren't supposed to be.
835
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:22,500
I don't know why.
836
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,460
Well, you just probably weren't thinking.
837
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:29,140
You were stinking thinking.
838
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:31,240
Stinking thinking.
839
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,800
Lillie dollies.
840
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,180
All right.
841
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,700
The mimic attacks.
842
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,320
Jerry.
843
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,720
No.
844
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,900
You're.
845
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:44,720
You're right there.
846
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,160
It's making you.
847
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:45,620
Yeah.
848
00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:47,980
And it's actually going to bite you.
849
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:48,920
I.
850
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,380
OK.
851
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,100
I still have a right to say no.
852
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,120
I thought it was.
853
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,300
It was strange that he said it was.
854
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,640
Like.
855
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,900
Innocently sitting on this pedestal.
856
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,600
It doesn't really make sense for a.
857
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,940
Treasure chest to innocently sit.
858
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:05,220
All right.
859
00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,080
So fourteen.
860
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:06,980
Does that hit your.
861
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,680
Thanks for that advice.
862
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,720
Hindsight really is for 2020, isn't it?
863
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,360
What's your AC?
864
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,140
My what?
865
00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:18,100
Uh.
866
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:18,980
Uh.
867
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,340
Twelve.
868
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:20,080
Twelve.
869
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,340
OK.
870
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,120
It hits you.
871
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,100
No.
872
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,360
It clamps down on your arm.
873
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,980
That's not good.
874
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:27,560
Better not.
875
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,260
How could it clomp with the tongue?
876
00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:35,660
Because it pulls the tongue back to bite.
877
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,240
Has it broken my skin?
878
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,460
So it does.
879
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:41,220
It does five points of damage.
880
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:41,920
So we guess.
881
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,940
Fuck me.
882
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:46,620
And I only had seven.
883
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,880
No.
884
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,760
You were full health.
885
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,440
You're down to eight.
886
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,200
He's down to eight already?
887
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,140
Down to eight.
888
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:58,520
This is why wizards don't run up and like touch stuff.
889
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,420
They stay in the back.
890
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,660
He wanted.
891
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:01,660
They are notoriously.
892
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,980
Physically weak.
893
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:04,500
Yeah.
894
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,060
But I.
895
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:05,400
You know.
896
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:05,800
I was.
897
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,240
I was.
898
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,400
I was trying to be.
899
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:07,740
You know.
900
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,100
A gentleman.
901
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:09,560
You know.
902
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:10,520
Yeah.
903
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,860
A gentleman who wanted all the treasure for himself.
904
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,400
Hey.
905
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:14,960
Hey.
906
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,360
Hey.
907
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,740
You are bad with money.
908
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:19,960
That is neither here nor there.
909
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,660
It's somewhere.
910
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,180
It's definitely there.
911
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,940
I don't think so.
912
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:25,840
Now it's on my arm.
913
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,280
Would you.
914
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,400
I'm going to shoot it.
915
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,920
Shoot it.
916
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,760
Oh.
917
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,580
It's not my turn though.
918
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:32,480
Oh.
919
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,060
It's your turn.
920
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:33,600
Well.
921
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,440
What can you even do?
922
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,960
Oh.
923
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,460
Let me guess.
924
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,240
Ray of frost.
925
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,240
All right.
926
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,220
Smack it in the head with my quarter staff.
927
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,040
Okay.
928
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,240
Roll a d20.
929
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,640
D20.
930
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:47,760
D20.
931
00:32:47,760 --> 00:33:01,100
Plus.
932
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:01,920
Two.
933
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,100
So that's.
934
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,680
Thirteen.
935
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,160
And that hits.
936
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:07,640
So.
937
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,500
Roll one d6.
938
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:20,660
All right.
939
00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:22,020
So that's five points.
940
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,860
Of damage.
941
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:23,940
Of bludgeoning damage.
942
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:25,640
Sum Sum.
943
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,180
Your turn.
944
00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,500
I cast Ray of frost.
945
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,280
You cannot.
946
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,420
You're just a.
947
00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:33,540
Non wizard.
948
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,100
Okay.
949
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:34,420
Then.
950
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:35,760
I will shoot it.
951
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,400
Shoot an arrow at the chest.
952
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,020
Okay.
953
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:39,460
You cannot.
954
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,580
One d20.
955
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:47,800
D20.
956
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,940
Plus seven.
957
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,260
Right.
958
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:56,440
Yeah.
959
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,220
Fifteen.
960
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,260
That does hit.
961
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:00,520
Yeah.
962
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:00,900
Great.
963
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,540
Roll your d10.
964
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:15,040
It's because this bow is better than my other bow, right?
965
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,320
That it's a d10?
966
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:16,640
Okay.
967
00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,100
So.
968
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:22,120
So.
969
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,300
Four points of damage.
970
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:25,980
Four points.
971
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,880
Four points.
972
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,120
All right.
973
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,400
Now it is the mimic's turn.
974
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,980
He's going to bite at Jerry again.
975
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,100
No.
976
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,360
Right there.
977
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,300
You didn't move away.
978
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,620
He hit it with the quarterstaff to try to get it some separation.
979
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,220
And it.
980
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,660
Try to assert my authority.
981
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,580
And it only pissed him off more.
982
00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:47,320
My authority.
983
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:47,760
Tied.
984
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,160
So.
985
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,260
I got it.
986
00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:52,440
Fuck.
987
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,360
Fourteen.
988
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:53,840
Well.
989
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,720
Nineteen.
990
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,840
So it hits.
991
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,500
No it doesn't.
992
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,820
Yes it does.
993
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:02,000
It almost worked.
994
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,940
I thought about it for half a second.
995
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,920
Oh no.
996
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,420
Seven damage.
997
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,120
Oh.
998
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,960
He's about to be a snack.
999
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,100
Found a one HP.
1000
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,380
Found a one HP.
1001
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,880
Hey you're still alive.
1002
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,920
So that's like a.
1003
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,540
Good.
1004
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:19,000
Still alive at 35.
1005
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,940
All right.
1006
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,100
So it is your turn.
1007
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,800
Jerry.
1008
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,380
Okay.
1009
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,340
I don't know what to do here man.
1010
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:30,320
Do I have any healing spells?
1011
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,900
I think you have.
1012
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:36,160
No.
1013
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,120
You say no?
1014
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,160
Yes.
1015
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,180
Yes.
1016
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:42,560
I said.
1017
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,220
Fuck.
1018
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:46,560
All right.
1019
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,200
Can I use the mage hand.
1020
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,220
To pick it up.
1021
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:52,140
And throw it off me.
1022
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:53,720
I think.
1023
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,720
Mage hand.
1024
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,760
Is only for small.
1025
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:13,720
This can't attack.
1026
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:17,540
And it can't carry more than 10 pounds.
1027
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,600
Maybe you can poke him in the eye.
1028
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,180
Oh this mimic is definitely bigger.
1029
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,980
Than 10 pounds?
1030
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,580
Yeah.
1031
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,260
There's a lot of gold in there.
1032
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,080
Maybe you should.
1033
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:29,920
There's so much gold in there.
1034
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,000
Maybe you should try opening it.
1035
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,680
Can I?
1036
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,120
What if I.
1037
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,340
Okay.
1038
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,180
So I jam.
1039
00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,200
What if I jam my quarterstaff in its mouth.
1040
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,400
And try watching it open.
1041
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,180
Can I do that?
1042
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,320
What kind of attack is that?
1043
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,520
Is that another quarterstaff attack?
1044
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,160
I think it's just another quarterstaff attack.
1045
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:45,380
Yeah.
1046
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,720
Would that do anything?
1047
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,580
I mean.
1048
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,020
It would do the damage.
1049
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:49,780
All right.
1050
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:50,380
It won't do anything.
1051
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:50,940
It won't kill it.
1052
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:51,460
All right.
1053
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,860
Well then I'm going to magic missile it.
1054
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:56,360
You're going to burn your last first level spell on it?
1055
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,440
Yeah.
1056
00:36:58,900 --> 00:36:59,200
Okay.
1057
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,980
So that is.
1058
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:03,960
Can't take it with me.
1059
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,460
1d20.
1060
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:07,960
Uh.
1061
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,560
Roll.
1062
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,640
But you get three of them right?
1063
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:21,700
No.
1064
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,300
You get four.
1065
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:29,280
I believe.
1066
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,980
Or is it just.
1067
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:33,440
I believe.
1068
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,240
I believe.
1069
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,040
I think it might just be two.
1070
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,660
Two.
1071
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:41,860
So roll.
1072
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,740
Two d4s separately.
1073
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:46,860
Two d4s?
1074
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:47,400
Yeah.
1075
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,720
More like two d4s nuts.
1076
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,760
Got them.
1077
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:52,760
Got them.
1078
00:37:52,760 --> 00:38:02,480
Right.
1079
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,840
So that mimic is dead.
1080
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,520
What?
1081
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,740
Yeah.
1082
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:12,920
Wait.
1083
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,360
But didn't it explode?
1084
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,700
No.
1085
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,120
Oh.
1086
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,660
It's just.
1087
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,540
It's.
1088
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,380
The body just.
1089
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:21,760
Just lay in there.
1090
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,300
My magic missiles are both precise.
1091
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,840
And non-damaging.
1092
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,800
They're both lethal.
1093
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,540
And non-damaging.
1094
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:35,060
No collateral damage.
1095
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,080
Precise.
1096
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,900
That's the promise.
1097
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,780
That's how they sold it to me.
1098
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:39,860
Like surgery.
1099
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:43,940
Surgical strike.
1100
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,360
What do you do?
1101
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,660
I'm going right into.
1102
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,080
Is there any treasure in the treasure?
1103
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,140
You're covered in.
1104
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,060
Like slobber of this thing.
1105
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,440
Yeah.
1106
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,780
Is there treasure in it?
1107
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:55,800
Did he.
1108
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,000
Roll.
1109
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,420
Summer.
1110
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,040
Get in here and check his purse.
1111
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,160
I'm not.
1112
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,200
Get anywhere near you.
1113
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,080
It's disgusting.
1114
00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,800
You look like a dog just.
1115
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,060
Spit you out.
1116
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,460
Roll an investigation check.
1117
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:12,280
What's that?
1118
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,920
Uh.
1119
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,640
Skills.
1120
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Investigation.
1121
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,900
There it is.
1122
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:22,720
You just pull.
1123
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,660
On its tongue.
1124
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,120
There's nothing inside.
1125
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,220
Oh.
1126
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,700
Oh.
1127
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,440
He's even.
1128
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,880
Did it again.
1129
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,220
As soon as you pull your arm back.
1130
00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:38,620
The pedestal.
1131
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:40,680
Starts turning.
1132
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,140
Oh great.
1133
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:43,260
What'd you do that for?
1134
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:47,840
And so now the pedestal.
1135
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,340
Is a mimic too.
1136
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,500
And it's going to fight you.
1137
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,880
What is this?
1138
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,780
What am I looking at?
1139
00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:56,400
Harlem Globetrotter.
1140
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,280
Metal Ark Lemon.
1141
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,880
Who's that?
1142
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:01,720
It's.
1143
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,320
It's.
1144
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,920
It's a guy.
1145
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,500
But why'd you send it?
1146
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,020
Because Andy said Metal Ark Lemon.
1147
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,600
Oh.
1148
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,160
All right.
1149
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,520
I did say that.
1150
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,620
Uh.
1151
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,640
All right.
1152
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,200
Oh I get it.
1153
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,400
I get sports.
1154
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,940
It's.
1155
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,300
Yes.
1156
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,020
It's my.
1157
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:19,620
Sport ball.
1158
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,760
It's my turn now right.
1159
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:23,340
Uh.
1160
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,840
The mimic did roll an 18.
1161
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,000
But we didn't finish the turns.
1162
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,160
It's a new battle.
1163
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,680
So if you want to re-roll your.
1164
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,860
Initiatives.
1165
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:33,680
Yeah.
1166
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,380
Well I do.
1167
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:36,780
All right.
1168
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,520
Re-roll.
1169
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,960
Beat that 18.
1170
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,300
12.
1171
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:40,960
Good.
1172
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,840
Good job sucker.
1173
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,100
Oh great.
1174
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:43,840
Well it's not worse.
1175
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:48,720
Oh.
1176
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,080
Do I have any of my remaining magic missiles.
1177
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,260
Or are they all burnt up?
1178
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:52,780
They.
1179
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,600
They're all burnt up.
1180
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,700
That's bullshit.
1181
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,860
What?
1182
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:56,700
You rolled two of them.
1183
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,020
I.
1184
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,780
Yeah.
1185
00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:00,540
But didn't I have four?
1186
00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:01,900
No.
1187
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:02,600
It's.
1188
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,260
Uh.
1189
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:03,880
It's your.
1190
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,600
Level plus one.
1191
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,100
So since you're using it.
1192
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,180
On your first level.
1193
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:10,060
You only get two.
1194
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,140
Okay.
1195
00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:11,820
Yes.
1196
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,180
Okay.
1197
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:12,700
Okay.
1198
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,060
Okay.
1199
00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,040
All right.
1200
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,740
So it is the mimic's turn.
1201
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:18,760
Tell him not to hit me.
1202
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,860
Tell him to be a.
1203
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,200
Don't be a dick.
1204
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:22,980
Do this God.
1205
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:23,500
Come on.
1206
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,000
All right.
1207
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,640
Be a dude.
1208
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,620
Don't be a dick.
1209
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,300
Be a dude.
1210
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:28,000
Be a dude.
1211
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,960
You know.
1212
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:35,200
Oh shit.
1213
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:35,920
Today's Tuesday.
1214
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,080
It's Tuesday baby.
1215
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,480
Yeah.
1216
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,560
I didn't even know it was Tuesday.
1217
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,960
I didn't get my message today.
1218
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,720
It's Tuesday.
1219
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:48,840
I'm not even going to ask.
1220
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,160
Don't.
1221
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,620
Just tell us what's.
1222
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,780
Tell us what's happening.
1223
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,460
Uh.
1224
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:55,920
It is going to start moving towards.
1225
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,100
Summer.
1226
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,300
Oh no it didn't.
1227
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,160
So it's going to use up its movements.
1228
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,920
To go towards summer.
1229
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,300
Oh.
1230
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,520
No you didn't.
1231
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,420
And then it's going to use.
1232
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:10,160
False appearance.
1233
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,220
Yes.
1234
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:13,800
You could do two things.
1235
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,380
Oh yeah.
1236
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,640
I'll move it back a little bit.
1237
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,620
So it doesn't get that close for you.
1238
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:21,300
Okay.
1239
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:30,080
Oh.
1240
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:30,500
Seven.
1241
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:30,700
Yeah.
1242
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:30,960
All right.
1243
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,640
Nothing happened.
1244
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,120
Can't do shit.
1245
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,700
So now it is summer's turn.
1246
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:38,220
Uh.
1247
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:38,600
I.
1248
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,240
I have listed here that I have a potion.
1249
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:45,060
Potion of.
1250
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,900
I didn't know there was more than one potion,
1251
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,480
so it must be a healing potion.
1252
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,040
I thought there was only one potion, yeah.
1253
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,420
I mean, certainly there are other potions,
1254
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:56,280
but I didn't write anything down.
1255
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,920
All I wrote was potion, so it must be a health potion.
1256
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,720
Yeah, I think you got it from the Flame Skull.
1257
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:08,780
Okay, I need to throw it to Jerry.
1258
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:11,580
Okay.
1259
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,340
Give me an athletics check.
1260
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:21,160
Or just do an athletics roll.
1261
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,640
Okay.
1262
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:28,740
Athletics.
1263
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:37,240
Okay, so you successfully throw it in Jerry's direction.
1264
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,860
Ooh, give me an athletics check.
1265
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:46,200
Don't fuck this up.
1266
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:52,280
Wizards are known for their athletics.
1267
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,040
It wasn't a one, though.
1268
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,620
He completely boggles it.
1269
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:07,480
And as he's boggling it, it slides and rolls towards the wall.
1270
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,140
Does not break.
1271
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:11,680
Does not break, but it rolls towards the wall.
1272
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,300
Okay.
1273
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,360
My God.
1274
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:20,260
Sometimes I think...
1275
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,060
It is your turn.
1276
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,420
Sometimes I think you deserve to die.
1277
00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:26,620
Am I healed yet?
1278
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:27,260
What?
1279
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:29,140
From what?
1280
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,760
From the potion that you missed?
1281
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,100
That you boggled and rolled away from you?
1282
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:35,960
Where's that go?
1283
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,000
I'm going to go after it.
1284
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,360
Okay, so go after it.
1285
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,180
All right.
1286
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,340
You're going to use up your two turns to go pick...
1287
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,340
Or your two...
1288
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,880
Was it maneuvers?
1289
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,820
To pick it up?
1290
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:47,980
Yeah.
1291
00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:48,580
Okay.
1292
00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:49,720
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
1293
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,280
You can't take it until next turn, though.
1294
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,360
That's fine.
1295
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:52,840
Okay.
1296
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,180
Oh, you don't have a choice, though.
1297
00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:57,920
What?
1298
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,160
Yeah, you don't have a choice.
1299
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,040
Wait, what?
1300
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:01,700
You don't have a choice.
1301
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:08,220
So, the mimic moves closer to summer.
1302
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:10,600
I don't know.
1303
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,040
And it will use pseudopod.
1304
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,380
Why do they get all these cool attacks?
1305
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:21,920
Because.
1306
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,440
All right.
1307
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:34,180
So, 13.
1308
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:35,140
Plus.
1309
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:39,140
Five, so 20.
1310
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,640
So, that hits?
1311
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:41,960
Yeah.
1312
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:57,020
Seven points of damage.
1313
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,060
What?
1314
00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:58,860
What is it?
1315
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:01,080
How did you end up at 25?
1316
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,720
I gave all...
1317
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,520
I gave me...
1318
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,140
When we went through the door, I thought we got healed.
1319
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,660
Oh, okay.
1320
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:07,240
I changed it.
1321
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,300
Okay.
1322
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,200
I forgot you were...
1323
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:09,920
I was at 16.
1324
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,740
You were up that high.
1325
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:13,420
What's booze do total?
1326
00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:15,420
One.
1327
00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:16,840
No, not now.
1328
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,560
Your total.
1329
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,820
When you leveled up, 20.
1330
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,640
Oh, you're at 20?
1331
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,480
That's what it says on my thing.
1332
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,660
Oh, so you got plenty of health.
1333
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:26,940
Me?
1334
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:27,640
Yeah.
1335
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,960
I thought you said that we got full health after we went through that door.
1336
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,140
You did, but I put them up to 15 only for something.
1337
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:35,060
Oh.
1338
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,860
That's what I get for when I'm doing my own...
1339
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:37,920
No.
1340
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,460
What is that?
1341
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:38,980
14?
1342
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,820
So...
1343
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,620
What, that's six?
1344
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,240
You're at six points instead of one.
1345
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,740
Okay.
1346
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:46,200
Yeah.
1347
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,240
And...
1348
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,400
That is correct.
1349
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,420
And I'm minus...
1350
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:49,840
How many?
1351
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,540
Seven?
1352
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:51,640
Minus seven?
1353
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:51,920
Seven.
1354
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:51,960
Seven.
1355
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,460
Okay.
1356
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:53,020
Yeah.
1357
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,240
So you're at 18.
1358
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:54,920
18.
1359
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,240
All right.
1360
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:58,640
Tiger.
1361
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,300
What?
1362
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:02,760
Your turn.
1363
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,720
Oh.
1364
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,240
Okay.
1365
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,000
Um.
1366
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,200
Oh.
1367
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,060
Oh.
1368
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:09,460
Oh.
1369
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:09,820
Oh.
1370
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:09,880
Oh.
1371
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,120
Oh.
1372
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,160
I'm going to shoot at...
1373
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,020
With an arrow.
1374
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,880
I'm still far enough to use an arrow, right?
1375
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,380
I use within five feet.
1376
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:22,680
I think as long as there's any separation, I can shoot.
1377
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,840
Yeah.
1378
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Okay.
1379
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,960
As long as you're not, like, entangled.
1380
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:26,240
Yeah.
1381
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,320
It wouldn't make a lot of sense.
1382
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:27,820
Okay.
1383
00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:29,260
Then...
1384
00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:33,560
D20 plus seven.
1385
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,220
All right.
1386
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:37,560
Great.
1387
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,560
Great job, man.
1388
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,140
Way to go.
1389
00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:44,020
Okay.
1390
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:44,820
That would hit it.
1391
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,020
So...
1392
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:46,420
One D10.
1393
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:54,700
You leave that mistake in there next time.
1394
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:54,960
No.
1395
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,980
Yeah.
1396
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,560
12 damage.
1397
00:47:59,560 --> 00:47:59,680
12 damage.
1398
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,460
It's dead, right?
1399
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,740
Nope.
1400
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:02,380
See you later.
1401
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,420
See you.
1402
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:04,700
Oh, damn it.
1403
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:10,580
I'm sure Jerry will make the most of his turn.
1404
00:48:10,580 --> 00:48:11,940
Hey.
1405
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:12,220
Hey.
1406
00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:17,160
I'm trying to figure out how to get the damn screen.
1407
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,780
I can never remember how to do it.
1408
00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:22,020
Yeah.
1409
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:22,980
It comes up every week.
1410
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:27,300
Yeah.
1411
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,940
You're not able to rotate anymore, right?
1412
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,600
Let's see.
1413
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,880
Hold on.
1414
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:39,620
No, I don't think so.
1415
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:40,760
Good.
1416
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,180
Uh-oh.
1417
00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:41,920
I locked it.
1418
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,760
Yeah.
1419
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,400
All...
1420
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:43,580
Yeah.
1421
00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,640
It just scrolls now.
1422
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,120
I can't.
1423
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:45,880
It doesn't rotate.
1424
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,020
Good.
1425
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:48,960
All right.
1426
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,120
Okay.
1427
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,180
Okay.
1428
00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:51,580
So now it is...
1429
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:54,260
Jerry's turn.
1430
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:56,020
I used the potion.
1431
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,060
All right.
1432
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:02,200
That heals.
1433
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,620
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
1434
00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:08,020
Roll 2d4.
1435
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,260
You can do them at the same time.
1436
00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:29,440
Okay.
1437
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:32,880
Four.
1438
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,640
So you gain back six points of spell.
1439
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,020
Six points.
1440
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:41,360
All right.
1441
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,380
So now it is the mimic's turn again.
1442
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,700
I don't know if he needs another turn.
1443
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,280
I need the pseudo...
1444
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,360
The pseudo pods.
1445
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,360
You know what?
1446
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:50,580
No.
1447
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:52,280
He's going to close the distance and bite you.
1448
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,840
Summer.
1449
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,240
Sorry.
1450
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,500
Summer days.
1451
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,260
Oh, shit.
1452
00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,080
I rolled it under Jerry.
1453
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,580
Oh, he got a critical failure.
1454
00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:03,460
That's cool.
1455
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:03,980
Who, me?
1456
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:06,600
He went to bite, but instead he bit his tongue.
1457
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,780
That's really dumb.
1458
00:50:08,780 --> 00:50:10,680
Why does it say me?
1459
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,420
Because I was clicked on your name.
1460
00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:17,420
Since he bit his tongue, he took a little bit of damage.
1461
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:19,180
I mean, he is a mimic.
1462
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:21,980
Yeah, which reminds me.
1463
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,540
These shouldn't say Tiger and Boo.
1464
00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:25,300
They should say some summer.
1465
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:29,760
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
1466
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,520
Okay.
1467
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,840
So now...
1468
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,360
Does that make you mad?
1469
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:32,920
Yeah, it does.
1470
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,500
It makes me so fucking mad.
1471
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,420
So fucking mad.
1472
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:37,380
I'm so mad.
1473
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,840
I guess...
1474
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:46,840
I would use my longbow, but I think we were saying since I'm engaged...
1475
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,280
He's pretty close.
1476
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:48,960
Doesn't make sense.
1477
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,020
Yeah, he came into bite you.
1478
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,640
Okay, so then I have to use my sword?
1479
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,840
You can use your sword, yeah.
1480
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:59,320
All right, I'm going to use it with two hands because there's really no drawback to not doing that.
1481
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,000
And...
1482
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,600
1d20 plus 4.
1483
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:11,360
20.
1484
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,080
Great.
1485
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,820
Hit it.
1486
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,300
So roll a d8.
1487
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:17,820
D8 plus...
1488
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,560
What is it?
1489
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:19,740
2.
1490
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,820
Plus...
1491
00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:22,700
No, 1d10, I'm sorry.
1492
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:23,420
1d10.
1493
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:25,340
1d10 plus 2.
1494
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:33,220
So it does 6 points of damage.
1495
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:33,700
And it's dead.
1496
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,280
And it drops over dead.
1497
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,420
Ah, yes.
1498
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:38,340
And now I'm covered in slob.
1499
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:39,340
Slobber.
1500
00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:43,200
Yes.
1501
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:43,660
Slobber.
1502
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:44,140
I check it.
1503
00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:45,720
No, he didn't bite you.
1504
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,440
He failed.
1505
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,140
Oh, he bit his own tongue.
1506
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,020
But he was pretty close.
1507
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:49,400
Yeah.
1508
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,140
Yeah, it was pretty close.
1509
00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:56,220
All right, that ends the battle.
1510
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,600
All right, can I find out if it has...
1511
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:57,780
All right.
1512
00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,520
Does it have treasure inside of it?
1513
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,220
Roll an investigation check.
1514
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:08,080
It's a pedestal, so I don't know what you expect to find inside of a pedestal.
1515
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:08,480
Hold on.
1516
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,740
Do we know...
1517
00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:10,360
Was it the...
1518
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,260
Because it's called a mimic.
1519
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,280
So was it one thing and then another thing?
1520
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,840
Or was it two things?
1521
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,060
They were two different mimics.
1522
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:19,240
One looked like the treasure chest.
1523
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,060
The other one looked like the pedestal was sitting there.
1524
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:21,320
Okay.
1525
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,860
Well, I better investigate it anyway.
1526
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:25,840
That's how they got us.
1527
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,580
11.
1528
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:29,020
11?
1529
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:29,120
11?
1530
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:31,540
You find nothing.
1531
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:33,820
You just get all...
1532
00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:37,900
All slobbery because you reach into your hand into his mouth.
1533
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,260
Why did I do that?
1534
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:43,020
I don't know.
1535
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:46,720
That's a good question.
1536
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,100
That's a very good question.
1537
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,680
Why did I do that?
1538
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,560
Okay, so you walk back out that door.
1539
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:59,980
And so now you got a door on the left and a door on the right.
1540
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:04,220
The door on the right has the music beat that you can feel.
1541
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,380
All right, we're going towards the music.
1542
00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:07,980
You got to choose the last door and look what happened to us.
1543
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,340
You almost died again.
1544
00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,440
Again?
1545
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,180
Yeah.
1546
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:14,200
I didn't die.
1547
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,940
I never died.
1548
00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:17,580
I've been here all along.
1549
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:19,300
That's right, and we'll never speak of it again.
1550
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:25,220
All right, I'm walking towards the music.
1551
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,240
The music door.
1552
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,100
Maybe it isn't that bad after all.
1553
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,140
That has to be good.
1554
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:31,820
Maybe it is a big beat.
1555
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:32,080
It can't be bad.
1556
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,880
It has to be good.
1557
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,680
It can't be that bad.
1558
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,360
No.
1559
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:40,800
Uh-oh.
1560
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800
He's doing a lot of reading.
1561
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,640
I don't like that.
1562
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,220
He's scared.
1563
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,300
I just read really slow.
1564
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:45,700
No.
1565
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:45,700
No.
1566
00:53:45,700 --> 00:54:02,180
Ah!
1567
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:02,180
Ah!
1568
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:02,980
Ah!
1569
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:10,300
room 28.
1570
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:10,620
My God.
1571
00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:11,720
What is this?
1572
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,460
Room 28.
1573
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:15,960
Um, can you see that?
1574
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,440
It's the name of the room.
1575
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,900
Oh.
1576
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:26,040
You can.
1577
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,000
But you didn't.
1578
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:38,760
Okay.
1579
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:38,940
Okay.
1580
00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:41,580
This room is pretty standard.
1581
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:42,560
Not much going on here.
1582
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,020
Except for one thing.
1583
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,640
There's a round, fleshy monstrosity hovering a few inches from the ground.
1584
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,120
Oh, yeah.
1585
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,360
It's a big son of a bitch.
1586
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,840
Maybe five feet in diameter.
1587
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,180
Four eye stalks protrude from its glistening hide.
1588
00:54:55,180 --> 00:55:00,100
And a single big eye observes you above its slavering maw.
1589
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,160
It's kind of maw?
1590
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,880
It's a maw, dog.
1591
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,920
Oh, my God.
1592
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:12,020
Hello.
1593
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:18,380
We are Kier and Summer.
1594
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:21,200
Yes, your daughter.
1595
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,960
I am his daughter.
1596
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,340
A daughter, yeah.
1597
00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:28,840
What's your fake name, honey?
1598
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,320
I don't have a fake name.
1599
00:55:31,580 --> 00:55:33,720
Oh, you mean my character's name.
1600
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,100
Ari Strongbow.
1601
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:36,860
All right.
1602
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,460
This is.
1603
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:41,180
Show me what you've got.
1604
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:43,720
This is Army Strongbow.
1605
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,320
Show me what you've got.
1606
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,020
What?
1607
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:51,180
Like, what do you mean?
1608
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:55,320
We got to give him what you've got.
1609
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,260
I am not shaking it for you.
1610
00:55:57,260 --> 00:55:58,860
You old pervert.
1611
00:55:58,860 --> 00:55:59,760
Show me what you've got.
1612
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,220
All right.
1613
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:03,760
I start throwing prestidation everywhere.
1614
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,880
To do what?
1615
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,880
You don't know what that is, do you?
1616
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,680
It's a finger.
1617
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:14,160
Yeah, I know exactly what it is.
1618
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:20,260
Oh, yeah.
1619
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,320
But what are you doing with it?
1620
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,840
I'm making.
1621
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,320
I'm showing him what I've got.
1622
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,880
Yeah, but you have to like.
1623
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,980
Are you doing.
1624
00:56:26,980 --> 00:56:28,780
I'm kind of dancing.
1625
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:29,480
Yeah.
1626
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,840
Are you doing like flames?
1627
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,440
Sparks?
1628
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:32,880
Sparks.
1629
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,900
I'm doing sparks and dancing.
1630
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,600
Sparks for my hands.
1631
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:37,960
Okay.
1632
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,000
Okay.
1633
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,640
Give me a charisma check.
1634
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,140
How cool is it?
1635
00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:44,240
I guess we'll find out.
1636
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,520
That's what we're about to find out.
1637
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,680
Sorry.
1638
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,160
I forgot what.
1639
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:51,400
12.
1640
00:56:58,060 --> 00:56:59,100
That's pretty damn cool.
1641
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,300
If I say so myself.
1642
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,580
Yeah.
1643
00:57:01,580 --> 00:57:04,040
It's a spark in good times.
1644
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,300
That's not a pun.
1645
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,220
No, not good.
1646
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,280
And it'll spark more.
1647
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:11,460
Ed turns to Summer goes.
1648
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:13,020
Show me what you've got.
1649
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:16,040
You should see plainly what I've got.
1650
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,060
Look at me.
1651
00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,700
Show me what you've got.
1652
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:21,060
I don't know what that means.
1653
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:27,740
Show me what you've got.
1654
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,300
All right.
1655
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:33,640
I start awkwardly swaying side to side.
1656
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:38,220
And then I start to lose myself in the music.
1657
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:42,440
And I begin dancing more and more.
1658
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,480
Like no one is watching.
1659
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:51,940
No, not good.
1660
00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:54,080
Roll for initiative.
1661
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,640
What was I supposed to do?
1662
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,760
Have you not seen the episode?
1663
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,560
Well, Summer didn't see the episode.
1664
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,880
Was I supposed to just start singing over the music?
1665
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:07,760
No.
1666
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:15,460
You've seen the episode.
1667
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:16,380
Narrating.
1668
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:18,720
Yeah.
1669
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,340
Oh, sorry.
1670
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:23,580
Yeah.
1671
00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:24,580
I've seen the episode.
1672
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:27,080
So what do they do?
1673
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,980
You got to start singing, bud.
1674
00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:29,940
Do it.
1675
00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:31,720
Yeah, but there's already music playing.
1676
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,760
So it doesn't matter.
1677
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,400
It's too late.
1678
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,760
Yeah, I did the best I could.
1679
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,120
I almost came out on top.
1680
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,800
You were close, I guess.
1681
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,740
You don't even know.
1682
00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:48,600
Oh, I guess you do.
1683
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,360
I'm the one that does know.
1684
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:52,780
Yes.
1685
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,820
Oh, he's got all the answers.
1686
00:58:55,820 --> 00:59:08,840
Oh, rolling.
1687
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:08,900
I'm rolling.
1688
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,140
I'm rolling.
1689
00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:11,680
Hold on.
1690
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:12,320
I'm hurry.
1691
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:13,500
I'm almost there.
1692
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:14,740
Oh, God.
1693
00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:20,120
Well, boy.
1694
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,620
Your daughter is right here.
1695
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:35,880
All right.
1696
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,100
So the spectator is first.
1697
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,520
She's leaving.
1698
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,320
We'll look at summer because summer didn't even try.
1699
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,580
I did try.
1700
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,180
I was dancing.
1701
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:45,200
I was doing a dance.
1702
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,640
And it uses a fear ray.
1703
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:54,160
So summer, give me a wisdom saving throw.
1704
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:58,400
I object to that.
1705
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,380
I wasn't even trying.
1706
00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:02,120
All right.
1707
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,140
Then you did worse.
1708
01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:04,260
That better.
1709
01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:05,300
I guess.
1710
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:05,900
I don't know.
1711
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,560
That's what he says.
1712
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:11,160
I couldn't remember what the giant head says.
1713
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,020
No, I put that on repeat.
1714
01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:13,540
Damn it.
1715
01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:15,120
No, you did.
1716
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:15,640
Oh, no.
1717
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,140
This works.
1718
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:16,960
This works, too.
1719
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,640
No, it doesn't.
1720
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:19,520
It does.
1721
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:20,480
OK.
1722
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,020
So you failed.
1723
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:23,660
Yeah.
1724
01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:24,860
Well, I don't know.
1725
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:26,640
I but I got a rather low score.
1726
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,040
Yeah.
1727
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:28,380
Yeah.
1728
01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:29,740
No, you got a three.
1729
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:30,640
Four.
1730
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,540
That's pretty.
1731
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:32,700
You got a four.
1732
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:33,660
That's pretty much failing.
1733
01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:36,020
OK.
1734
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:38,060
So you're not scared of this guy.
1735
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:41,860
What is it?
1736
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:43,620
Does that have a mechanic?
1737
01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:45,440
Yes.
1738
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,880
What is it?
1739
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:48,400
You.
1740
01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:51,360
You.
1741
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,500
Every time.
1742
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:56,800
I mean, you can still attack him, but you have to roll with disadvantage.
1743
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:02,360
OK.
1744
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,020
Doesn't matter.
1745
01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:06,360
My turn's out of for a while anyway.
1746
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,800
Well, I mean, there's only three.
1747
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,240
So.
1748
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,460
Jerry, your turn.
1749
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,500
Oh, you guys are going to love.
1750
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,480
Oh, Ray of Frost.
1751
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,520
I'm going invisible.
1752
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,260
OK.
1753
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:19,460
You're going to go invisible.
1754
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:20,540
OK.
1755
01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:25,180
Seems very productive for a fight.
1756
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:27,940
He's never going to see it coming.
1757
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:31,500
Bad pun.
1758
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,200
I don't know if that's a pun.
1759
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,260
He's literally.
1760
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,380
It's not very clear.
1761
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:40,360
That.
1762
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,740
That was much better.
1763
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:44,680
It doesn't.
1764
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,380
It doesn't have it in.
1765
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:46,820
Rage.
1766
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:48,440
My pun.
1767
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,100
That too.
1768
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:52,380
Invisibility.
1769
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,100
How did we even know he can do it?
1770
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:59,620
Everyone's got to turn around.
1771
01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:00,020
All right.
1772
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:02,020
You got to look at me if I want to do this right.
1773
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,180
Oh, there it is.
1774
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:04,300
It's almost finished.
1775
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,420
It was like right in front of my face.
1776
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:06,840
I missed it.
1777
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:13,040
OK.
1778
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,420
So you're invisible now.
1779
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:15,440
Cool.
1780
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,080
Great.
1781
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:16,700
Nobody look at me.
1782
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,060
Great.
1783
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:17,960
Nobody look at me.
1784
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,020
They can't.
1785
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,400
They can't.
1786
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,080
Summer, your turn.
1787
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,200
I'm going to shoot arrows at him.
1788
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,940
OK.
1789
01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,700
Are you keeping track of how many arrows you got?
1790
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:30,020
Nope.
1791
01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:33,040
I just assume you take them off the dead bodies.
1792
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,580
Sure.
1793
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:43,780
I was and I had forgotten that I should still be doing that, but I'm still not going to do it.
1794
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:46,540
1 D 20, please.
1795
01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:54,240
Oh, six.
1796
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,380
Why is it going to be bad?
1797
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:56,900
I'm rolling with disadvantage.
1798
01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:59,520
No, that's no.
1799
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,540
You have to roll a wisdom check with disadvantage.
1800
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:03,020
Not your attack.
1801
01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:04,040
All right.
1802
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,960
So the first one would be the one that counts and it's.
1803
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:07,840
And it's a set.
1804
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,680
So you miss very, very badly.
1805
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,140
Give me a wisdom saving check.
1806
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:13,120
All right.
1807
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:17,580
I bet I'm still pretty fucking wise.
1808
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:23,380
Your average intelligence.
1809
01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:27,720
OK, so you're no longer scared of him.
1810
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,960
Oh, no.
1811
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,820
Roll with disadvantage.
1812
01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:30,540
Roll one more.
1813
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:30,600
OK.
1814
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,200
OK.
1815
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:38,020
OK.
1816
01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,040
We're going to take the 14.
1817
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,900
So you're no longer scared of him.
1818
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:41,360
Oh, yeah.
1819
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,360
I've gained confidence after missing in with my arrow.
1820
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,640
Somehow.
1821
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:46,180
Yes.
1822
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:48,980
All right.
1823
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,480
What is it here?
1824
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,400
OK.
1825
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,820
So it's just going to use.
1826
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:54,820
So it's just going to use.
1827
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:58,440
It's turn to move closer to you.
1828
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,440
And just yell at summer again saying disqualified.
1829
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,340
Disqualified.
1830
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:04,780
So I can go.
1831
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:08,500
No, you got to fight.
1832
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:12,100
All right.
1833
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,900
Jerry, what are you doing when you're invisible in this?
1834
01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:20,060
I'm sneaking around behind him.
1835
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:22,600
I want to move as close as I can, but sneak around to hide him.
1836
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,980
So I'm going to use a couple of maneuvers.
1837
01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:24,840
OK.
1838
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,840
Sneak around behind him.
1839
01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:37,320
Now that it's summer's turn.
1840
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,680
All right.
1841
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,160
I'll shoot again, I guess.
1842
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,340
1d20.
1843
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:52,700
Ah.
1844
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,320
Miss wildly again.
1845
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:06,640
The creature then walks forward and is right next to summer, but ends the turn.
1846
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,680
That's menacing.
1847
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,380
Oh, yeah.
1848
01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:15,760
Jerry.
1849
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,340
My turn again?
1850
01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:18,620
Yeah.
1851
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:19,180
Yeah.
1852
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:22,200
Is there anything in the room?
1853
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,040
Can I do a, what's it called?
1854
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:24,800
Perception check?
1855
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,060
No, you just see like the speakers.
1856
01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,120
It's a pretty basic room.
1857
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,760
Is the speakers heavy?
1858
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,640
Yeah.
1859
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:32,960
Yeah.
1860
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,880
They're bolted into the wall.
1861
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,320
So there's nothing in there, you know?
1862
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:37,900
Yeah.
1863
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:39,300
All right.
1864
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:40,800
Ray Frost.
1865
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,300
Good thing you're invisible.
1866
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:48,600
It's got to get real chilly in here.
1867
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,520
He's not going to see it coming.
1868
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:58,300
I was hoping there'd be like a rock I could pick up with my,
1869
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:58,580
you know,
1870
01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,340
this fucking mage hand thing.
1871
01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,300
I never get to use.
1872
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,420
You should poke him in the eye.
1873
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,720
Can I do that?
1874
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,020
No, that's not a tap.
1875
01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:06,960
No, you're behind him.
1876
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,520
Would that do anything though?
1877
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,040
I poked him in the eye with the mage hand.
1878
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:12,940
Yeah.
1879
01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:13,200
It'd be.
1880
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,220
You would be.
1881
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:16,500
I mean,
1882
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,280
he has four other eyes.
1883
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:18,920
Yeah,
1884
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,140
but it's still the curse to get poked in the eye.
1885
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:22,540
Yeah,
1886
01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:23,840
but I don't think it could do damage.
1887
01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:24,400
So.
1888
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:24,600
No,
1889
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,140
it wouldn't do damage.
1890
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,260
It would get him the hell away from me.
1891
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,640
It would,
1892
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:28,140
it would,
1893
01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:29,700
it would stop him from being,
1894
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,360
uh,
1895
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,820
or using one of his attacks.
1896
01:06:31,820 --> 01:06:32,960
Maybe he would leave us alone.
1897
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,800
No,
1898
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,220
you're right.
1899
01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:38,520
You should ray or frost him.
1900
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,980
Yep.
1901
01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:40,260
He's,
1902
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:41,180
he's frosted.
1903
01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:41,920
Right in his butt.
1904
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,240
All right.
1905
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,680
one D 20.
1906
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:51,920
All right.
1907
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,200
And then do a one D eight.
1908
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:03,320
Oh,
1909
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:03,760
nice.
1910
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:04,900
So eight damage.
1911
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:05,860
He's dead now,
1912
01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:06,060
huh?
1913
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:08,480
Nope.
1914
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,340
Summer.
1915
01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:14,080
You know what I'm going to do?
1916
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,020
I will.
1917
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:18,860
Reach into my bottomless quiver,
1918
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:19,580
uh,
1919
01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:22,420
pulling out an arrow and shooting in his direction.
1920
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:24,800
Nine.
1921
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,640
Oh,
1922
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,280
plus four.
1923
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:26,600
Plus.
1924
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,020
No,
1925
01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:28,460
plus seven.
1926
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:30,000
That's enough.
1927
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:30,460
All right.
1928
01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:30,680
So,
1929
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:31,560
yeah,
1930
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:32,160
it's enough.
1931
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,440
Yeah,
1932
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:34,980
that's enough.
1933
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:36,660
Roll one D 10.
1934
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:39,100
Plus three.
1935
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:39,920
Right.
1936
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,400
Yes.
1937
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:47,820
Oh,
1938
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:48,300
nine.
1939
01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:49,360
That's pretty good.
1940
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:49,760
Actually.
1941
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,380
He's going to,
1942
01:07:52,380 --> 01:07:52,900
that is pretty good.
1943
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,380
He's going to wish he didn't fuck with me.
1944
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:57,720
He is close enough to summer.
1945
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:58,340
Oh,
1946
01:07:58,340 --> 01:07:58,840
and boom,
1947
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,300
your invisibility is no more.
1948
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:01,300
Oh,
1949
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:01,560
no.
1950
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,080
I,
1951
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,000
as soon as you cast a spell or attack,
1952
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:05,600
it goes away.
1953
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,120
Oh,
1954
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,140
bogus.
1955
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,320
Yeah.
1956
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,400
I bet you're glad you used one of your spells on that.
1957
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,300
I don't give a fuck,
1958
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:14,600
man.
1959
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,920
Okay.
1960
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,600
If I care,
1961
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:18,960
go ahead.
1962
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:19,660
Ask me if I care.
1963
01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:20,220
Go ahead.
1964
01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:20,540
Go ahead.
1965
01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:21,120
Say boo.
1966
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:21,860
Do you care?
1967
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:23,460
I don't care if you care at all.
1968
01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:24,540
Jerry,
1969
01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:25,480
do you care?
1970
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,960
No.
1971
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:27,920
Yes.
1972
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,120
I'm all out.
1973
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,560
The creature will then bite.
1974
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,620
Think better of it and go home.
1975
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:39,620
He goes back to his home planet.
1976
01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:43,280
Go bite summer.
1977
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,540
Aha.
1978
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:46,460
Oh,
1979
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,280
so.
1980
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,040
But misses.
1981
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,280
I'm too slippery.
1982
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:49,800
But misses.
1983
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,980
Yes.
1984
01:08:50,980 --> 01:08:53,160
So now it is Jerry's turn.
1985
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,000
He is in a compromised position.
1986
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,340
Certainly.
1987
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:56,500
Certainly.
1988
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:04,300
Where am I?
1989
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:05,140
Behind him still?
1990
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:06,040
Here behind him.
1991
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,660
You're a little bit farther back.
1992
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:08,760
All right.
1993
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:12,040
I guess I'm going to ray of frost him.
1994
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:13,020
All right.
1995
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:14,640
Do another D20.
1996
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,840
I forgot last time.
1997
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,040
Did you hit him with the ray of frost?
1998
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,520
Yeah,
1999
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:20,100
it was real good.
2000
01:09:20,100 --> 01:09:20,660
Oh,
2001
01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:21,200
that's right.
2002
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:21,900
It was real good.
2003
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:26,660
That's not as good.
2004
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,160
You miss.
2005
01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:29,560
What?
2006
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:34,420
You miss a fucking game.
2007
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:39,500
I'm going to hit him with some arrows.
2008
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,420
Okay.
2009
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:48,260
Okay.
2010
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:48,840
So that hits.
2011
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,520
One D10.
2012
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,300
plus three.
2013
01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:58,140
Oh,
2014
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,340
so much damage.
2015
01:09:59,340 --> 01:10:01,500
So much damage.
2016
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:04,280
And he poofs into a red mist.
2017
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,480
He does die.
2018
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,080
Yeah.
2019
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,040
Embarrassing death.
2020
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,520
Did we show him what we've got?
2021
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,460
You showed him what you got.
2022
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,520
What I've got is a bunch of goddamn arrows.
2023
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,640
And I'm a good dancer and confident,
2024
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,100
too.
2025
01:10:20,100 --> 01:10:24,120
Well,
2026
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,140
he's upset enough to say disqualified.
2027
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:26,960
And then he dies.
2028
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,360
Wow.
2029
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,680
Wow.
2030
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,960
That seemed unnecessary.
2031
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,260
As soon as he dies,
2032
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,620
a trap door pops open
2033
01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:38,920
in the back of the room.
2034
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,060
Hey,
2035
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,020
trap door.
2036
01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:42,440
I don't like the trap part of that.
2037
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:46,160
Well,
2038
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,000
that's why you should go investigate it first.
2039
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,880
Investigate the trap door
2040
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,500
or
2041
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,940
loot his body.
2042
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,140
Yeah,
2043
01:10:53,140 --> 01:10:53,560
go ahead.
2044
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:53,960
Go ahead.
2045
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:54,900
Listen,
2046
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:57,120
I keep trying to investigate these chests
2047
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,100
and I keep getting bitten.
2048
01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:58,780
All right.
2049
01:10:58,780 --> 01:10:59,680
I don't think you're going to get bitten
2050
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,560
by a trap door.
2051
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,840
All right.
2052
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,540
I jump into the door.
2053
01:11:03,540 --> 01:11:05,260
Into the garbage pit.
2054
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,060
It's not that big.
2055
01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:07,400
Oh.
2056
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:08,460
I can't fit in it?
2057
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,360
Do I get stuck?
2058
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:14,980
Your one foot goes down into it
2059
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:15,740
and
2060
01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:18,000
it hits a bag of some sort.
2061
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,720
Is it
2062
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:20,960
whoa?
2063
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:21,780
Is it bodies?
2064
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:26,020
If you can't fit into it,
2065
01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:28,720
why do you think
2066
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:29,720
there would be bodies in there?
2067
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:29,960
No,
2068
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,480
I don't.
2069
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:30,880
I get down and
2070
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:31,160
grab
2071
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:31,700
maybe
2072
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:32,540
I get down
2073
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:33,660
and grab his foot
2074
01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:34,500
grab her foot
2075
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,060
and pull it out
2076
01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:35,620
and start looking.
2077
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,460
You are
2078
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,420
messing around
2079
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:40,120
too much.
2080
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:40,800
All right.
2081
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,280
Inside the trap door cubbyhole
2082
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,200
is a bag contained
2083
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,320
in 17 gold,
2084
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,080
two small rubies
2085
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,020
and a dead spider.
2086
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:51,320
I give
2087
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,340
Summer the dead spider.
2088
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:53,200
Thanks.
2089
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:53,660
All right.
2090
01:11:53,660 --> 01:11:54,420
Thank you.
2091
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:54,720
That's
2092
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,220
that dead spider
2093
01:11:56,220 --> 01:11:57,420
is worth 5,000 gold
2094
01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:57,820
pieces.
2095
01:11:57,820 --> 01:11:59,440
To
2096
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,320
whom?
2097
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,240
Someone.
2098
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,180
The seller
2099
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:06,680
of
2100
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,160
antiquities.
2101
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,580
It's actually
2102
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,260
a Fabergé
2103
01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:11,000
dead spider.
2104
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,340
Well,
2105
01:12:13,340 --> 01:12:14,360
I give it
2106
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:15,500
I knew that all along.
2107
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:15,820
I just
2108
01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:16,620
I felt like,
2109
01:12:16,620 --> 01:12:16,920
you know,
2110
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:17,520
the rest of the
2111
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,200
rest of the stuff
2112
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,140
is pretty good for them.
2113
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:19,340
Yeah,
2114
01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:20,200
that's great,
2115
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:20,780
I guess.
2116
01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:23,460
Wow.
2117
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:24,620
She doesn't even appreciate it.
2118
01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:24,740
Oh,
2119
01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:25,640
I'm going to have to
2120
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,500
sell this now.
2121
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:28,380
I'm going to have to
2122
01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:29,100
find a buyer
2123
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,900
or sell it on eBay.
2124
01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:32,940
Now I got to carry on
2125
01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:33,920
this stupid,
2126
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,100
fragile spider.
2127
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:38,900
My God.
2128
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:39,520
You gave me the
2129
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,880
you gave me a spider ring,
2130
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,420
basically.
2131
01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:45,480
Worst dad ever.
2132
01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:48,420
I don't know.
2133
01:12:48,420 --> 01:12:51,180
I feel like this is how you would react in real life,
2134
01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:51,520
tiger.
2135
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:52,140
No.
2136
01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:56,800
Like if someone gave you a $5,000 Fabergé spider,
2137
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:57,460
that was,
2138
01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:57,840
you know,
2139
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,360
you'd be like,
2140
01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,160
great.
2141
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,620
Thanks.
2142
01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:00,980
Yeah.
2143
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:01,540
Thanks.
2144
01:13:04,220 --> 01:13:04,840
you know,
2145
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,660
you're welcome.
2146
01:13:07,660 --> 01:13:10,460
All right,
2147
01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:10,760
then.
2148
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,000
All right.
2149
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,880
There's only one door left.
2150
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,120
Well,
2151
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:15,600
you can go,
2152
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,140
I guess,
2153
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:19,080
back to the room where you killed yourself,
2154
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,340
but see if we're still dead.
2155
01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:22,960
Yeah.
2156
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:24,520
No,
2157
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:25,420
I'm never going back.
2158
01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:27,680
I'm going to try and forget that as much as I can.
2159
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,500
All right.
2160
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,400
So you go into the door.
2161
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:34,980
Wow.
2162
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,100
Is that an anime skull?
2163
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:38,440
No,
2164
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,020
it's nowhere.
2165
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,260
Oh,
2166
01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:42,860
he doesn't get it.
2167
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:43,840
No,
2168
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,500
I don't think he does.
2169
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,240
I don't.
2170
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,140
It's from Guardians of the Galaxy.
2171
01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:48,840
No.
2172
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:51,080
It's a movie film.
2173
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,020
Never heard of it.
2174
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:57,140
a massive disembodied humanoid head hovers above the floor.
2175
01:13:57,140 --> 01:14:00,820
The bottom of its neck is capped with some kind of metal device.
2176
01:14:00,820 --> 01:14:02,540
It appears to be muttered to itself,
2177
01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:04,980
but what it's saying sounds like gibberish.
2178
01:14:04,980 --> 01:14:07,380
That's racist.
2179
01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:09,540
Against gibberish?
2180
01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:13,600
Could just be an accent.
2181
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,400
Continue,
2182
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:14,780
please.
2183
01:14:14,780 --> 01:14:17,160
What do you do?
2184
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:17,920
Oh,
2185
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,360
that's it.
2186
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:23,020
Oh,
2187
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:23,200
no,
2188
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:23,720
I go ahead,
2189
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,060
tiger.
2190
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:24,500
Go ahead.
2191
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,320
Continue.
2192
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:26,880
What do you want from us monster?
2193
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:34,600
It just keeps jibbering.
2194
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,380
Oh,
2195
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:39,080
but you can't really make it out because you didn't.
2196
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,920
You're still too far away.
2197
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:41,700
All right.
2198
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:43,480
So I get closer and I investigate.
2199
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,500
All right.
2200
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,860
Investigation check.
2201
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:48,540
Or perception.
2202
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,300
Do perception.
2203
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:55,040
Do perception.
2204
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,340
Do a perception check.
2205
01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:58,280
Got it.
2206
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,220
Successful.
2207
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:04,240
It is successful.
2208
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:06,520
Yeah.
2209
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:07,120
All right.
2210
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:07,140
All right.
2211
01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:08,000
So you see at the,
2212
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,100
the device at the base of the head,
2213
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:15,660
of the head's neck is a series of pipes and tubes connecting to a glowing furnace.
2214
01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:19,620
A clumsy series of gears and wheels grinds loudly from the,
2215
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,040
from inside the device,
2216
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,900
which coughs up weak,
2217
01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:24,060
uh,
2218
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,000
plumes of smoke.
2219
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:29,260
As the furnace glows brighter,
2220
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,460
the head begins to speak more clearly,
2221
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,220
which is to say it's jibberish.
2222
01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:33,980
It only gets louder.
2223
01:15:33,980 --> 01:15:35,300
Mumford,
2224
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:35,940
potato,
2225
01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:36,800
sun,
2226
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,280
spelling,
2227
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,460
Casper,
2228
01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:39,340
igneous.
2229
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:41,760
It sounds as though it's listed in words.
2230
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,380
And now it starts to yell.
2231
01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:47,580
The piercing hiss comes from behind the pipes and tubes under the head.
2232
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:50,900
And a bunch of thin strips of parchment suddenly shoot forth.
2233
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,980
From the dark corners of the room,
2234
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:57,020
four giant spiders suddenly rush up in a kind of worshipful reverence.
2235
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:02,920
One skitters up to you and shoves each of you and shows the parchment strips
2236
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,860
into your face.
2237
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,060
Read it,
2238
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:06,200
it chitters to self,
2239
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:06,900
not out loud.
2240
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:10,400
So I will have to talk to you individually.
2241
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,320
Wait a second.
2242
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:14,760
How does a spider shove someone?
2243
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:18,100
With its legs.
2244
01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:19,720
Got them.
2245
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,600
I'm one of them now.
2246
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,760
What do you mean you're one of them?
2247
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,280
Spiders.
2248
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,780
I'm in the spider clan because I have a dead spider Fabergé.
2249
01:16:28,780 --> 01:16:31,680
Okay.
2250
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:32,340
That sucks.
2251
01:16:32,340 --> 01:16:34,060
It doesn't suck.
2252
01:16:34,060 --> 01:16:34,560
They,
2253
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,060
how much that we broke the other game.
2254
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:40,640
I think they recognize me as one of their own.
2255
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,220
Perhaps a guy.
2256
01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:44,920
You have an unlimited quiver.
2257
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,000
You somehow joined a spider gang.
2258
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:52,180
You can't have the force for the other game.
2259
01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:55,060
And he could have tried to stop me.
2260
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:57,040
You made no effort to stop me.
2261
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,460
I'm not even sure he's paying attention.
2262
01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:02,280
Me?
2263
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:04,740
No,
2264
01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:05,380
no,
2265
01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:06,380
I am not.
2266
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:11,540
Oh,
2267
01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,000
crap.
2268
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,080
Okay.
2269
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:17,020
Um,
2270
01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:17,500
okay.
2271
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,000
So how do I mute?
2272
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,680
Um,
2273
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:21,380
one of you.
2274
01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:25,700
Uh,
2275
01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:27,900
booze should be deaf right now.
2276
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,380
Okay.
2277
01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:29,600
Yeah.
2278
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,080
I can get the mic drink.
2279
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:31,840
Okay.
2280
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:32,760
Uh,
2281
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,800
picking over one through four.
2282
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,400
Uh,
2283
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,020
two.
2284
01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:37,660
Two.
2285
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:38,140
Okay.
2286
01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:40,520
You really love this head.
2287
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,820
What do you mean?
2288
01:17:41,820 --> 01:17:44,220
No one is allowed to approach the head.
2289
01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:46,300
How big is the head again?
2290
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:46,940
I don't remember.
2291
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:48,840
It's pretty big.
2292
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,500
Like I could go inside of it.
2293
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:53,920
No,
2294
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:54,680
not that big.
2295
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,080
Cause this looks like a space station.
2296
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:56,400
Like,
2297
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,500
yeah.
2298
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:57,980
Yeah.
2299
01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:58,860
You know,
2300
01:17:58,860 --> 01:17:59,820
my pictures are.
2301
01:17:59,820 --> 01:18:00,180
No,
2302
01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:00,540
I know,
2303
01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:01,660
but I'm just trying to get a sense.
2304
01:18:01,660 --> 01:18:02,760
It's not quite that big,
2305
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:06,400
but it's bigger than a human head.
2306
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:06,700
Or,
2307
01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:07,120
you know what?
2308
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:07,820
Give me a,
2309
01:18:07,820 --> 01:18:08,960
roll a D 20 for me.
2310
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,880
Uh,
2311
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:11,180
right.
2312
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:16,360
Okay.
2313
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:19,080
So now you really love the head.
2314
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,820
No one is allowed to approach the head and you have to,
2315
01:18:21,820 --> 01:18:23,260
you have to keep all others.
2316
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,020
Uh,
2317
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:25,420
a lot.
2318
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:25,700
Oh,
2319
01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:26,000
wait,
2320
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,960
just try to keep people away.
2321
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,240
Yeah.
2322
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:30,500
Okay.
2323
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:32,140
Even spiders.
2324
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:33,180
Cause.
2325
01:18:33,180 --> 01:18:35,040
Yeah.
2326
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:35,400
Okay.
2327
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,820
Okay.
2328
01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:42,120
So can you.
2329
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,360
I'm deaf and boo and deaf and yourself.
2330
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,220
I'll give you a thumbs up when you can.
2331
01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:47,240
All right.
2332
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:47,840
Uh,
2333
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:48,940
hold on.
2334
01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:50,380
So boo's on deaf.
2335
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:54,320
I should be deaf now.
2336
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,560
Yeah.
2337
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,440
I can't hear you.
2338
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,880
Okay,
2339
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:58,100
good.
2340
01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,360
You're a jerk.
2341
01:18:59,780 --> 01:19:00,160
Okay.
2342
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:00,520
Boo.
2343
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:00,600
Okay.
2344
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:00,600
Boo.
2345
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,000
Roll a D 20 for me.
2346
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:15,940
Okay.
2347
01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:18,500
Now pick a number one through four.
2348
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:20,640
Uh,
2349
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:20,900
three.
2350
01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:21,620
Three.
2351
01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,180
Okay.
2352
01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:24,780
So this parchment that he hands you.
2353
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:27,360
It says the head is unnatural.
2354
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:28,880
It makes you sick.
2355
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:29,460
Just when,
2356
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,700
just what does it think it's doing?
2357
01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:32,700
You have to kill that.
2358
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:35,300
Okay.
2359
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,180
I have to kill the head.
2360
01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:36,980
Yes.
2361
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,380
Oh my God.
2362
01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:40,560
Um,
2363
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,840
he's not even looking.
2364
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:46,400
He's never going to hear it.
2365
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,160
I know.
2366
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,300
It's going to go on forever.
2367
01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:51,840
Hello.
2368
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,420
Okay.
2369
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:59,620
So I forgot to make one for the head.
2370
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:04,640
So just go this one back in.
2371
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:10,380
Oh,
2372
01:20:10,380 --> 01:20:11,360
I got to adjust some stuff.
2373
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,180
I guess.
2374
01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:13,620
I got to.
2375
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:16,860
Thank you.
2376
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:17,320
I forgot.
2377
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:25,080
It's not going to have a picture.
2378
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:25,480
It's.
2379
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:26,240
Hey,
2380
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:45,060
spiders.
2381
01:20:45,060 --> 01:20:49,280
It's right up on us.
2382
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:59,900
But can they see the spider gem?
2383
01:20:59,900 --> 01:20:59,980
Yeah.
2384
01:20:59,980 --> 01:20:59,980
But can they see the spider gem?
2385
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:11,940
Okay., okay.
2386
01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:12,060
Okay.
2387
01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:12,800
Okay.
2388
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:13,200
Okay.
2389
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:25,940
Okay.
2390
01:21:25,940 --> 01:21:26,020
Okay.
2391
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:26,040
Okay.
2392
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:29,200
So,
2393
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,780
I guess we should roll for initiative.
2394
01:21:32,780 --> 01:21:33,880
Oh, this is a fight.
2395
01:21:37,420 --> 01:21:37,900
Yeah.
2396
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:38,820
Fuck.
2397
01:21:38,820 --> 01:21:40,780
Good thing I'm at my most strongest.
2398
01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:43,780
Wait,
2399
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:45,120
can we take a long,
2400
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,580
a long rest first?
2401
01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:48,740
Nope.
2402
01:21:48,740 --> 01:21:49,260
No.
2403
01:21:49,260 --> 01:21:50,340
We're in this to win it.
2404
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,500
All right.
2405
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:56,580
All right.
2406
01:21:56,580 --> 01:21:56,580
All right.
2407
01:21:56,580 --> 01:22:05,720
Okay.
2408
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:05,980
Tiger,
2409
01:22:05,980 --> 01:22:06,480
you're first.
2410
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:09,020
Ladies first.
2411
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,480
I don't know.
2412
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:13,100
How much,
2413
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,940
how many arrows should we say I have left?
2414
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,140
Cause I can't have unlimited.
2415
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:18,140
Did I use,
2416
01:22:18,140 --> 01:22:19,160
did I use 10?
2417
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:23,220
Do you think it was more than 10?
2418
01:22:23,220 --> 01:22:25,680
I would say it's probably.
2419
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:26,980
Okay.
2420
01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:30,720
I'm going to say all the ones that you hit them with,
2421
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:32,200
you were able to get back.
2422
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,420
But every shot you missed,
2423
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:35,080
that arrow breaks.
2424
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:35,540
Well,
2425
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:36,720
I don't think I missed 10 times.
2426
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,980
Maybe over the whole game.
2427
01:22:37,980 --> 01:22:38,500
I don't know.
2428
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,300
Over the whole game.
2429
01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:39,520
All right.
2430
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:44,760
So I have 10 arrows remaining.
2431
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:50,580
And so I have,
2432
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:54,220
there's a spider in front of each of us and they don't look friendly.
2433
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:54,840
I imagine.
2434
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,180
They do not.
2435
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:57,960
And that other,
2436
01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:59,300
there's a spider up at top.
2437
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,540
Is that a real spider?
2438
01:23:00,540 --> 01:23:02,320
What is he doing?
2439
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:05,500
He's just standing there staring at you.
2440
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,500
I'm free to make her move.
2441
01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,240
As you by the head.
2442
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,300
Yeah.
2443
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,220
I'm going to shoot it.
2444
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,840
Shoot the one on the top.
2445
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:15,020
Yeah.
2446
01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:17,300
I did not.
2447
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:19,340
Oh,
2448
01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:19,820
fuck.
2449
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:23,160
Four giant spiders.
2450
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,540
We're doomed.
2451
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,240
We can't,
2452
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,720
we can't beat four spiders.
2453
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:34,200
So the first giant spider just moved closer to the head.
2454
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,020
So I'll let you attack the giant spider.
2455
01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:38,040
Maybe we'll become the spiders.
2456
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,580
Like last time we killed something.
2457
01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:42,240
I'd rather be a spider than.
2458
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:45,000
And I don't mean that.
2459
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,920
Yourself.
2460
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:47,180
Yeah.
2461
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:51,740
All right.
2462
01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:52,720
So you're able to hit it.
2463
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:53,600
And put the arrow.
2464
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,060
Explode it into a million.
2465
01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:56,340
Okay.
2466
01:23:56,340 --> 01:23:57,100
One D10.
2467
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:57,420
Okay.
2468
01:23:57,420 --> 01:24:10,520
So 12 damage.
2469
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:15,020
All right.
2470
01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:16,080
As soon as you do that.
2471
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,800
The other spiders run away.
2472
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,040
Because they did not meet you any harm.
2473
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:23,520
I tried to talk to the spider.
2474
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,540
I tried to tell him I was actually it's God.
2475
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:28,380
Spider gems.
2476
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:31,300
But now you're just left with the head.
2477
01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:34,360
Well now what?
2478
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:34,980
Now the head?
2479
01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:35,900
Yes.
2480
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:38,920
All right.
2481
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:39,620
So.
2482
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:40,980
Who,
2483
01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:41,740
it is your turn.
2484
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:43,960
I,
2485
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:44,360
um.
2486
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,600
I whack him with my quarterstaff.
2487
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:47,560
The head?
2488
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,460
You whack the head?
2489
01:24:48,460 --> 01:24:49,460
Yeah.
2490
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:50,000
I mean,
2491
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,200
are we trying to talk to him?
2492
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:51,980
Or are we trying to fight him?
2493
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:53,720
I think we should talk to him.
2494
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:57,740
He just keeps mumbling.
2495
01:24:57,740 --> 01:24:58,740
And inconsistent.
2496
01:24:59,340 --> 01:24:59,820
Like,
2497
01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,860
just the same four words.
2498
01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:02,460
That's all.
2499
01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:02,860
So.
2500
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:04,140
What are the four words again?
2501
01:25:04,140 --> 01:25:04,840
Oh,
2502
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:05,340
five words.
2503
01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:05,620
Sorry.
2504
01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:06,460
Mumford.
2505
01:25:06,460 --> 01:25:07,300
Potato.
2506
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:08,920
Spellin.
2507
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:10,140
Casper.
2508
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:11,700
Igneous.
2509
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:17,240
Does any hitting happen if I repeat that?
2510
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:18,260
No.
2511
01:25:18,260 --> 01:25:19,120
All right.
2512
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,320
So I just have to fight him.
2513
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,160
Yeah.
2514
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,240
All right.
2515
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:23,900
I hit him with my quarterstaff.
2516
01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:25,280
Okay.
2517
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,260
Hit him a stiff whack with it.
2518
01:25:28,260 --> 01:25:29,000
All right.
2519
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:29,660
Just to make sure.
2520
01:25:29,660 --> 01:25:31,200
That means you must approach the head.
2521
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:32,840
Yeah.
2522
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:33,640
I approached it.
2523
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:35,560
Okay.
2524
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,380
So you walk up closer to it?
2525
01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:38,400
Yep.
2526
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,060
Okay.
2527
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:41,360
Gonna smack it.
2528
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,000
All right.
2529
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,820
Roll a d20 then.
2530
01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:48,880
I don't think you should smack it.
2531
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,140
I think you should be its friend.
2532
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:53,000
How?
2533
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:54,880
I'm giving it candy.
2534
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,880
I'm giving it candy.
2535
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:00,020
All right.
2536
01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:01,460
I'm just gonna headhunter right now.
2537
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:05,660
You managed to.
2538
01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:06,880
You were just bludgeoning it?
2539
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,360
I kind of more poked it.
2540
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:09,720
You know,
2541
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:10,040
it was,
2542
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:10,740
but it was a stern.
2543
01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:13,340
Okay.
2544
01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:14,360
All right.
2545
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:15,760
It probably caused some damage,
2546
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,320
but hopefully I didn't get him in the eye.
2547
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,300
Like.
2548
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,600
Roll a d6.
2549
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,440
Give it a quick wrap.
2550
01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:29,440
five points.
2551
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:33,500
All right.
2552
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:33,880
Summer,
2553
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:34,300
your turn.
2554
01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:36,000
Um.
2555
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:39,280
I'm going to
2556
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:40,860
grab Jerry
2557
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:41,680
and pull him back
2558
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:43,080
towards where I'm standing.
2559
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,160
Okay.
2560
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:48,060
Give me
2561
01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:48,660
a.
2562
01:26:48,660 --> 01:26:54,140
Give me an animal handle check.
2563
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,440
It's not very nice.
2564
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:01,440
So I started laughing.
2565
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:01,740
Yeah.
2566
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:04,440
You're not able to.
2567
01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:04,660
Ah.
2568
01:27:04,660 --> 01:27:09,620
All right.
2569
01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:24,400
I had just kind of.
2570
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,480
It doesn't really do anything.
2571
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:27,980
Just sits there.
2572
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:28,800
Blinking.
2573
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:29,800
Staring at you.
2574
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,040
Oh,
2575
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:31,280
good.
2576
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:34,320
I was worried that was going to really incite its anger.
2577
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:36,880
I mean,
2578
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:37,920
it's just that.
2579
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,120
Can't really do much.
2580
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,880
I'm just a head.
2581
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,120
And I'm only a head.
2582
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:45,880
Sitting here on Capitol bed.
2583
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:49,400
Oh.
2584
01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,900
Show me what you got.
2585
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:52,780
You should have did that for.
2586
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:53,760
Yeah.
2587
01:27:57,060 --> 01:27:58,600
Jerry,
2588
01:27:58,600 --> 01:27:59,080
your turn.
2589
01:27:59,080 --> 01:27:59,680
Um.
2590
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:03,760
Ray of frost.
2591
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:05,980
And do Ray of frost.
2592
01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:06,700
Yeah.
2593
01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:07,440
Okay.
2594
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:10,800
Maybe he likes Ray of frost.
2595
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,760
I'm all out of everything else.
2596
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:18,880
I have the spider climb and shield left.
2597
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:19,960
Spider climb.
2598
01:28:21,020 --> 01:28:21,540
Yeah.
2599
01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:21,560
Yeah.
2600
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:22,960
It's where I can climb on walls.
2601
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:23,420
Like a spider.
2602
01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:25,000
Yeah.
2603
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,460
No,
2604
01:28:26,460 --> 01:28:26,680
like.
2605
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,040
I can give it to people too.
2606
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:29,980
If you ever wanted it.
2607
01:28:29,980 --> 01:28:32,540
Yes.
2608
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:35,780
I want.
2609
01:28:35,860 --> 01:28:35,980
All right.
2610
01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:36,360
Do one.
2611
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:36,380
Do one.
2612
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:36,780
Do one.
2613
01:28:36,780 --> 01:28:37,440
Do one.
2614
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:43,540
Five.
2615
01:28:43,540 --> 01:28:45,220
Five.
2616
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:45,860
Five.
2617
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:45,900
Five.
2618
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:46,480
Five damage.
2619
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,920
But then you notice your Ray of frost hit the.
2620
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:49,580
Shit.
2621
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:50,860
The.
2622
01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:51,580
Uh.
2623
01:28:51,580 --> 01:28:55,620
It hit the furnace that was underneath it.
2624
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:57,100
And that really,
2625
01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:58,120
really weakened it.
2626
01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:58,900
A lot.
2627
01:28:59,060 --> 01:29:00,060
So it takes another.
2628
01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:00,840
Five points.
2629
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:01,140
Yeah.
2630
01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:03,020
Hooray.
2631
01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:03,900
God damn it.
2632
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:17,880
Okay.
2633
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:18,640
Summer,
2634
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:19,000
your turn.
2635
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,520
I start sprinting towards the head.
2636
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:21,560
How far can I get?
2637
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,220
Uh.
2638
01:29:25,220 --> 01:29:25,920
If you sprint,
2639
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,060
you can get up next to it.
2640
01:29:27,060 --> 01:29:27,740
Right next to it?
2641
01:29:27,740 --> 01:29:29,020
Yeah.
2642
01:29:29,020 --> 01:29:29,500
In between.
2643
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,220
Uh.
2644
01:29:31,220 --> 01:29:32,380
Jerry and the head.
2645
01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:33,680
Yes.
2646
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:33,940
Okay.
2647
01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:34,640
Then I'll do that.
2648
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,000
Jerry and the head.
2649
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:36,660
Yeah.
2650
01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:37,420
I'm going to do that.
2651
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:39,520
Okay.
2652
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:41,380
Uh.
2653
01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:42,460
The head just kind of.
2654
01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:43,260
Blinks.
2655
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,680
But it's a little bit slower this time.
2656
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:45,880
It.
2657
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,160
Blinks slowly?
2658
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,820
Yeah.
2659
01:29:48,820 --> 01:29:50,460
Interesting.
2660
01:29:50,460 --> 01:29:53,660
Is it though?
2661
01:29:53,660 --> 01:29:56,040
Just a thing to say.
2662
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:58,020
What?
2663
01:29:58,020 --> 01:29:58,980
It's just a thing to say.
2664
01:29:58,980 --> 01:29:59,420
Jerry.
2665
01:29:59,420 --> 01:30:04,440
Jerry,
2666
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:04,860
your turn.
2667
01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:09,140
Frost.
2668
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,700
You're going to hit
2669
01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:12,660
Summer.
2670
01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:14,180
Summer's standing right in front of the head.
2671
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:15,900
All right.
2672
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:18,320
Shield.
2673
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,440
On you?
2674
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:22,700
Um.
2675
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:22,880
Um.
2676
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:22,880
Um.
2677
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:26,840
Yes.
2678
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:28,140
Oh.
2679
01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:28,860
Okay.
2680
01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:34,060
All right.
2681
01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:35,080
So.
2682
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:36,720
You can just do it.
2683
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:41,380
So you have a plus five to, uh.
2684
01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:42,980
Your AC.
2685
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:45,860
For the rest of the fight.
2686
01:30:45,860 --> 01:30:47,260
Cool.
2687
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:48,300
Yeah.
2688
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:49,660
Tiger.
2689
01:30:49,660 --> 01:30:49,660
Tiger.
2690
01:30:49,660 --> 01:30:51,040
Or Summer.
2691
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:54,100
Wait.
2692
01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:54,300
No.
2693
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:54,700
It's.
2694
01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:55,740
It's the head's turn.
2695
01:30:55,740 --> 01:30:57,340
No.
2696
01:30:57,340 --> 01:30:59,260
Oh.
2697
01:30:59,260 --> 01:30:59,680
After Boo.
2698
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:00,140
Yeah, it is.
2699
01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:03,120
Right.
2700
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:04,160
I forgot you ran up.
2701
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:04,580
Yeah.
2702
01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:05,140
Um.
2703
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,060
The head just sits there.
2704
01:31:07,060 --> 01:31:08,340
Can't really do much.
2705
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:08,960
Because it's just.
2706
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:10,140
Continues to sit there.
2707
01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:12,160
The head with a bunch of wires and furnace.
2708
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:13,680
Sitting underneath it.
2709
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,180
I mean, it blinks.
2710
01:31:15,180 --> 01:31:15,960
But slowly.
2711
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:16,540
Yeah.
2712
01:31:16,540 --> 01:31:18,660
Um.
2713
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:21,540
I would like to jump on the head.
2714
01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:25,100
Okay.
2715
01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:27,340
Give me an acrobatics check.
2716
01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:28,060
Like, uh.
2717
01:31:28,060 --> 01:31:30,180
You know, with my arms and legs.
2718
01:31:30,180 --> 01:31:32,200
Like jumping into somebody's arms.
2719
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,060
Acrobatics.
2720
01:31:34,060 --> 01:31:34,260
Okay.
2721
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:34,460
Yes.
2722
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:34,600
Yes.
2723
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:44,480
You do.
2724
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:47,260
You don't make it on top of the head.
2725
01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:48,280
But what happens?
2726
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:49,560
You.
2727
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,100
You slide down.
2728
01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:52,120
And you.
2729
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:53,560
You end up sitting on the floor.
2730
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:54,980
With your arms wrapped around.
2731
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:56,280
A furnace?
2732
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:56,780
Uh.
2733
01:31:56,780 --> 01:31:58,440
The furnace.
2734
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:58,720
Yeah.
2735
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:04,380
But it's a clear.
2736
01:32:04,380 --> 01:32:06,060
Clear line of view for.
2737
01:32:06,060 --> 01:32:09,120
You're no longer standing right in front of the head.
2738
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:10,160
Uh oh.
2739
01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:14,120
So.
2740
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:14,780
Jerry.
2741
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:16,760
Frosty.
2742
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:18,180
All right.
2743
01:32:18,180 --> 01:32:19,560
And I have another ray of frost.
2744
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:20,340
One D20.
2745
01:32:20,340 --> 01:32:30,600
All right.
2746
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,080
Then do a D8.
2747
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:32,960
I believe it is.
2748
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:33,860
Yeah.
2749
01:32:33,860 --> 01:32:36,060
Yeah.
2750
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:36,500
One D8.
2751
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:41,040
Ooh.
2752
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:41,480
Nice.
2753
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:42,680
All right.
2754
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:46,200
So then.
2755
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:48,800
It gets additional damage again.
2756
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:49,940
Five more points of damage.
2757
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,500
To the furnace.
2758
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,760
And now it blinks.
2759
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,000
Even slower.
2760
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,220
Kind of looks like it's going to die.
2761
01:32:56,220 --> 01:32:57,600
With how slow.
2762
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,100
Its eyes are closing.
2763
01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:01,840
No.
2764
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:02,800
Not the head.
2765
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:08,840
All right.
2766
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:09,400
What do you do?
2767
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:09,720
Uh.
2768
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:09,980
It's.
2769
01:33:09,980 --> 01:33:10,260
Tiger.
2770
01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:11,360
So.
2771
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:13,880
His turn was just spent blinking.
2772
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,340
Yeah.
2773
01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:16,280
All right.
2774
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:17,000
Uh.
2775
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,760
I'm going to jump on the head.
2776
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:19,780
I'm going to jump on the head.
2777
01:33:19,780 --> 01:33:21,180
And hug it.
2778
01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:21,740
Some more.
2779
01:33:21,740 --> 01:33:23,200
Hey.
2780
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:23,920
Acrobatics.
2781
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:34,520
Acrobatics.
2782
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:34,560
Acrobatics.
2783
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,880
This time when you go to jump on it.
2784
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:38,980
You completely miss.
2785
01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:41,460
And you just land on the floor on the other side.
2786
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:42,120
Oh no.
2787
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:46,040
Oh no.
2788
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,740
Jerry.
2789
01:33:48,740 --> 01:33:51,620
Oh man.
2790
01:33:51,620 --> 01:33:52,480
Um.
2791
01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:53,740
Yeah.
2792
01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:57,580
Way of frost.
2793
01:33:57,580 --> 01:33:59,160
All right.
2794
01:33:59,160 --> 01:33:59,900
Another d20.
2795
01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:00,300
I don't know.
2796
01:34:00,300 --> 01:34:01,200
I don't know.
2797
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,200
I don't know.
2798
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,220
I don't know.
2799
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:01,220
I don't know.
2800
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:01,240
I don't know.
2801
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:01,280
I don't know.
2802
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:01,540
I don't know.
2803
01:34:01,540 --> 01:34:01,840
I don't know.
2804
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:01,940
I don't know.
2805
01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:02,140
I don't know.
2806
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:02,380
I don't know.
2807
01:34:02,380 --> 01:34:02,380
I don't know.
2808
01:34:02,380 --> 01:34:02,440
I don't know.
2809
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:02,940
I don't know.
2810
01:34:02,940 --> 01:34:02,940
I don't know.
2811
01:34:02,940 --> 01:34:03,140
I don't know.
2812
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:03,360
I don't know.
2813
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:03,420
I don't know.
2814
01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:03,680
I don't know.
2815
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:04,600
There's nothing else in the room.
2816
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:05,040
Just to.
2817
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,360
Just this guy.
2818
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:06,820
Yeah.
2819
01:34:06,820 --> 01:34:09,180
Just the head and everything that makes it work.
2820
01:34:09,180 --> 01:34:10,460
Yeah.
2821
01:34:10,460 --> 01:34:11,240
Because I am.
2822
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:12,880
I'm like out of attacks almost.
2823
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,760
Except for that and my quarter stiff.
2824
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:16,680
Yeah.
2825
01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:17,920
All right.
2826
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:18,760
So roll a d8.
2827
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:25,100
Hooray.
2828
01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:26,260
Another eight.
2829
01:34:26,260 --> 01:34:26,860
Wow.
2830
01:34:26,860 --> 01:34:27,900
The natural eight.
2831
01:34:27,900 --> 01:34:28,720
Killing it.
2832
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:30,300
An anti-eight.
2833
01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:37,400
So with that, the giant head closes its eyes.
2834
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:38,340
Not the head.
2835
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:42,440
Close its eyes, but it does not open.
2836
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:44,000
That.
2837
01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:47,220
And the furnace goes out.
2838
01:34:47,220 --> 01:34:52,360
And as Summer looks on, she sees the furnace just completely dying.
2839
01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:54,960
She gets very, very sad.
2840
01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:55,960
Very upset.
2841
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,000
You never wanted us to be together.
2842
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,360
You always hated this head.
2843
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:03,680
You didn't even give it a chance.
2844
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:07,540
You were shooting it too.
2845
01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:08,660
I was not.
2846
01:35:08,660 --> 01:35:10,620
You don't even pay attention.
2847
01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:24,960
So after the head dies, your head, both of your guys' thoughts are clear.
2848
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:26,620
You're thinking back to normal.
2849
01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:31,520
No more stinking thinking?
2850
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,780
No more thinking for you.
2851
01:35:33,780 --> 01:35:34,960
Oh.
2852
01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:38,320
Well, Jerry never really thinks anything.
2853
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:40,200
What?
2854
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,020
See?
2855
01:35:41,020 --> 01:35:44,800
He more just goes with the flow.
2856
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,840
Oh, that was weird.
2857
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:51,960
You want to talk about it?
2858
01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:54,780
You want to talk about your experience a little bit?
2859
01:35:54,780 --> 01:35:56,200
Are you scared?
2860
01:35:56,200 --> 01:36:00,580
No, I really, really loved the head.
2861
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,000
Listen, the head wasn't talking to nobody.
2862
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:07,500
That's true.
2863
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,260
Which makes it.
2864
01:36:08,260 --> 01:36:09,900
He did not have your best interest in the heart.
2865
01:36:09,900 --> 01:36:13,380
But we don't know that.
2866
01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:15,460
I think I do.
2867
01:36:15,460 --> 01:36:17,980
I think if I just had a chance.
2868
01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:21,080
I don't think so.
2869
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:22,500
I don't think he had any.
2870
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,300
I don't think he had a good head on his shoulders.
2871
01:36:24,300 --> 01:36:25,980
I don't think he had any shoulders.
2872
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:29,620
Can't trust a guy without shoulders.
2873
01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:31,100
They have no backbone.
2874
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:32,900
Hmm.
2875
01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:38,060
Take that as a lesson.
2876
01:36:38,060 --> 01:36:40,300
All right.
2877
01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:43,320
If you guys just want to walk into this next room.
2878
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:44,260
And then we can end it there.
2879
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:44,600
Okay.
2880
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,320
I run.
2881
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:48,020
Oh, I can't move.
2882
01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:48,960
Yes.
2883
01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:49,740
I paused you.
2884
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:53,300
Come on, man.
2885
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:55,760
Oh, this is Shenanigans Irish Bowls.
2886
01:36:57,900 --> 01:36:59,420
Irish Bowls.
2887
01:36:59,420 --> 01:37:00,280
That's what it looks like.
2888
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:00,620
It says.
2889
01:37:00,620 --> 01:37:01,260
What does it say?
2890
01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:03,720
Irish Pub.
2891
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:04,460
Irish Pub.
2892
01:37:04,460 --> 01:37:05,280
That makes more sense.
2893
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:06,160
I assume.
2894
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,120
No, I think it says Irish Buns.
2895
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:12,600
Does it though?
2896
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:16,160
I'm pretty sure that's a P.
2897
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:17,660
Yeah, P.
2898
01:37:17,660 --> 01:37:18,960
P-U-N.
2899
01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:19,660
Oh.
2900
01:37:19,660 --> 01:37:22,460
No, not puns.
2901
01:37:22,460 --> 01:37:26,320
Oh, my God.
2902
01:37:26,380 --> 01:37:27,740
That's the guy from Megaton.
2903
01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:30,460
What?
2904
01:37:30,460 --> 01:37:31,860
One of these guys.
2905
01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:34,060
The.
2906
01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:35,880
Oh, yeah.
2907
01:37:35,880 --> 01:37:37,940
He looks like the irradiated guy from Megaton.
2908
01:37:37,940 --> 01:37:39,720
That's.
2909
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:40,540
Yeah, he is.
2910
01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:42,480
All right.
2911
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:42,900
From Megaton.
2912
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,520
Okay.
2913
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:48,800
So this room is one of those chain restaurants that looks like a wacky tavern with all kinds
2914
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:51,460
of bright lights and kitschy crap on the walls.
2915
01:37:51,460 --> 01:37:54,120
Numerous patrons cower at their tables.
2916
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:57,060
Could the appetizers really be that bad?
2917
01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:05,000
So as you enter an animatronic iguana where overalls and a straw hat comes over and says,
2918
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,460
Hi, welcome to Frankie Freem's.
2919
01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:07,980
Y'all need a drink?
2920
01:38:07,980 --> 01:38:13,060
She's trying to be like some kind of Southern Belle and is carrying a guitar.
2921
01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:15,440
Except she's a lizard.
2922
01:38:15,900 --> 01:38:17,460
And the name tag reads Layla.
2923
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:17,520
Layla.
2924
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:19,700
Da-da-da-da-da-dew.
2925
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:20,980
Bye.
2926
01:38:20,980 --> 01:38:21,980
Bye.
2927
01:38:23,980 --> 01:38:24,480
Bye.
2928
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:25,480
Bye.
2929
01:40:04,480 --> 01:40:34,460
Thank you.
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