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you you yeah wasn't at the end like you were in the air we don't know if you're gonna hit it

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yeah yeah that's where we left off and i we don't know if it's gonna be like scrooge mcduck where he

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dives into the into it or like peter griffin and family guy where he like lands into it because

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money doesn't work because money doesn't work like water

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well uh andy are we leveling up we should yeah yes now i can use my because i ran out of i ran out

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of pages on my level three and ran out of room on my level three page now i have level four

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yeah we'll level up after you guys defeated all those automatons i feel like we really grew

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as people you did you learned a lot uh we

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uh well i guess we did oh it tastes better on the toilet i forgot my boyfriend died but you didn't

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die i did you loved him i loved him and he loved me you burned him did i burn him if you electrified

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his body until he lit on fire bramble i've been calling him brad i thought it was brimble

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no brimble's my character on hogwarts oh wolfard brimley the guy with diabetes no he's dead

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is he though is he dead yeah still diabetes got him yeah finally caught up with him

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all right all right what are we doing all right so you leveled up after that all right so summer

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your dexterity modifier becomes a plus four all right on level up

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uh to level four level four yes and you said dex is is plus four plus four

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so you should be at 17 for dexterity well right now it just says plus three so i'm gonna change

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that to plus four yeah which would be seven should be 17 all right can i i'm just looking at your sheet

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i'm i'm going over right now i'm in it you're you're gonna fix it yeah okay uh your attack bonus and

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your damage for dexterity based attacks such as your lawn bone increased by one

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my my my attack bonus is plus eight now for your lawn bow it'll be plus eight

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i gotta go grab a pen to write that down all right bitch got him right in the pussy

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got him what's that thing that people do in like like it's like out right in the pussy

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no i don't know that there's like some kind of guy like dude that every now and then they'll like

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that's like a like a it's like it's like when they used to do like

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baba booey baba booey you're not supposed to say oh really yeah you're not supposed to say what

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uh i got him in the pussy there's something like that your modifier to dexterity saving throws

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increases by one yep which you really haven't done i don't even know what that means your

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modifier to dexterity based skills increases by one don't know what that means either

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uh while you wear light or no armor your armor classes increases by one nice so you should be at 16 yep

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i already did the decks on mine and my sheet so

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okay

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nope

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i updated your armor class and your initiative increases by one

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diggity diggity diggity what does that mean

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i don't know i don't see anything on here for it for initiative yeah

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uh

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i don't know i don't know how to do initiative just because the machine does it for us

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oh it says right here i have it on the back here yeah your initiative increases by one

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so what is it i don't know what that means

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yeah i don't see uh there's not like a

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oh oh it says initiative modifier there it is what is where

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where do you see it any it's on your uh it's all the way to the right so if you click on your

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oh i just see an initiative modifier under proficiency yeah so anytime you roll initiative you'll get plus

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four instead of plus three but why was i getting that before what is it even based on

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oh i see it there there's a spot for it on the on the on the sheet yeah

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no on uh the paper sheet too i don't know yeah i saw okay

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all right here tiger you'll also really enjoy this pen i bought

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oh it's a hot dog it might be a hot dog if you can ride you got a

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yeah cute yeah everyone loved it at the casino

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it's a big hit you made a hit huh it was it was a big hit

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does everyone want to talk about your little wiener

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yeah they started calling it a little wiener and i got really offended horny

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no i got really demotivated so i didn't find a new job so you quit

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that that was doing for me too

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all right so jerry oh his name is brimble

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oh

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all right all right you learned one more wizard cantrip of your choice oh goodness um

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what are their cantrips save fireball i don't know if they're where do i find cantrips like

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are they on that guy i gotta go online

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i don't know it says your spell book contains these first levels oh

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can't so i'm at i'm at 27 100 xp right sure i'm just looking at my shit i know let's just go with that

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well we're not really counting points are we yeah we're not really counting it like that

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yeah fair enough copying a spell into the book when you find a wizard spell you can add it to your

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spell book if it is a level for which you have spell slots oh it doesn't help

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so you've been carrying around a book this whole time yeah it's in my pocket it's in my pocket

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it's a magical book

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all right i don't know what cantrips uh yeah go ahead look up cantrips

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i mean they they probably have them in i was just looking at the book and under cantrips it just says

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tells me that it's something that you can pass without

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no and i they probably haven't foundry oh is this can does a cantrip count as a spell

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i think so it's a type of spell there's like two types cantrips are what i can do repeatedly

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yeah without without using a spell slot yeah so it's important

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i will be invisible

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one of the best spells i mean i miss fireball but god damn invisibility

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all right anson light lights is one of them mac would love that one

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hey kid i'm a computer

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stop all the downloading

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oh fireball is a spell yeah

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so i've got dancing lights

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dancing robot you create up to four torch sides lights within range making them appear as torches

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lanterns are going orbs that hover in the air for the duration you can also combine the four

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four lights into one gone vaguely humanoid form of medium size whichever form you choose each light

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sheds dim light on a 10 foot radius

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and you can move them

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guidance

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what is the one that you have ice wall of ice no ray of frost frost but he also has mage hand

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pressed his press digitation

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pressed the digitation and ray of frost yeah

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press digitation is the dumbest thing i've ever fucking seen you could probably

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uh you have guidance which is you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the target

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can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of its choice

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oh fire bolt is a cantrip i might get fire bolt

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just because i could use some fire bolt and you know

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fireball is a third level spell

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where are you getting these from it's they're in foundry i just typed in fire

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like where'd you type it in at uh if you go you know like where the chat is

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yeah yeah yeah and compendium there's a there's a spells one

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oh it's under let's see where where is that item and then just keep scrolling it's towards the bottom

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spells and then srd which is standard rules dictionary or something

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what the hell oh he's pissed

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did you find it no oh uh no it says like resistance which is an

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a

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abjuration cantrip it just says you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the

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target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one save and throw of its choice okay it can roll

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roll the dive of four after it makes a save and throw let me see what you touch

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oh here sacred flame

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sacred flame flame like radiance descends on a creature within range that you can see the target

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must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 raging damage the target gains no benefit from

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cover for the saving throw that's pretty cool

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figure you might like that i don't remember like the other ones you suggested because i don't

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they weren't that good

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and the d that the spell thing i will get it's not working for me it's like not searching

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fire enter

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no nothing's coming up or which are you sure it's it's not the one that says ddb spells right it is

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okay not that one don't don't pick that one pick keep scrolling down there's one that spells it

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it starts with s there's nothing before it oh srd yeah i don't know what the ddb i think ddb that's

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dnd beyond you like import them

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is there any any of them that gives your daughter bigger boobs

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uh astral projection yeah bark skin project me a bigger boob three just one yes no three i want a

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third one oh you just want one additional boob that's bigger than the other two oh man i wish i

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that's freakishly that's i mean they're not all they're not all cantrips they'll say cantrip

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underneath or you could have the

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the maturgy

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ball maturgy

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where does it say cantrip at so if you open it up there's like three columns right underneath the like

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the name yeah and so if it says like eighth level or some other level that's not a cantrip that's the

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same column that it'll say cantrip is the cantrip the first one

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because i'm not seeing if it's saying so far none of the ones i've picked to say cantrip it's kind of

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like it's kind of hard for me to tell which ones are cantrips and which ones aren't yeah

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but you want that the srd skills right that's where i'm at yeah

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magic am i right guys yeah so open up like what was it dancing lights yeah

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yeah dancing lights is a cantrip you you'll see it there okay cool

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those are the ones that i read off are the ones that you could get

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oh you can't get any of them you can't take any of them

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whatever's in in this book oh so then you shouldn't even be looking in here

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he's gonna get well no because i can look them up and uh oh okay

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can you give me the and read it can you give me the names again

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so there was dancing lights dancing dancing robots

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yeah dancing robots

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dancing lights

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okay uh guide guidance guidance guidance

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uh light

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well you already have mage hand so i don't need that

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uh press uh you're ahead press identification

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red cross you have resistance

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rise of

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yes sacred flame

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oh sacred flame

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that's that's the one i figured you would want to take

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it sounded pretty cool actually

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i didn't see this one shocking grasp

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is that where i grab you

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it's it is

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oh it's like it's like the emperor palpatine but he has to touch you

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what

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is that all of them uh no there's one more where it was

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uh

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uh

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uh

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thaumaturgy

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oh

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all right

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see tiger spell that one

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no

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thaumaturgy

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that doesn't help that's exactly what i wrote

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no thou

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oh

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that was a b

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thaumaturgy

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what is this transmutation you carry one of the magical effects

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you cause flames to flicker

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you cause harmless tremors in the ground for one minute

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you cause an unlocked door or window to fly open or slam shut

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what is this that's what mage hand would do

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you alter the appearance of your eyes for one minute

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eyes are off

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tiger t-h-a-u

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oh

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m-a-t-u-r-g-y

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oh man i i like i missed every single vowel

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t-h-a-u

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yeah okay

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matt

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sacred flame

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i figured you'd probably want the sacred flame but

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um

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yeah probably i mean that does

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i mean this

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thought energy could

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seems like it could be

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useful

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so

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it was just

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dancing robots

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what's that the shocking grass

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shocking

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shocking is it shocking grasp or shock and grasp

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got him by the grass

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got him by the pussy

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that one's

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i don't think you can say that

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oh thanks trump

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i don't think you ever should have said it

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fine i won't ever say it jesus

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yes you will you'll say we're never gonna we're never gonna get to the end

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told you

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thanks obama

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remember when that was a thing

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yeah

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i miss i missed that man

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he's still alive

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i so

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i'm gonna do shocking grass shocking grasp for this one

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because that sounds pretty cool and i like lightning fingertips

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shocking

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grass

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these are all level four spells right

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yeah

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i don't think

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wait hold on do they have levels if they're cantrips

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yeah because that uh

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when you reach fifth level it's 2d8 instead of one

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oh

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okay

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and i i just get the one cantrip right

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yeah

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lightning springs from your hand

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you have other stuff

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what

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you have other stuff coming too

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ooh

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no i mean it's not nothing like that

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is it more spiders

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more spiders is that what you said

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yeah

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all right your intelligence increases to 18

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your intelligence modifier becomes plus four which is exactly what just happened

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your spell slaven throw dc increases by one

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your bonus for for your spell attacks increases by one

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so do i mean i have to add a bonus and a modifier to my attacks from here on out

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uh instead of saying plus two you just you just add plus three

245
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bad

246
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:05,380
your modifier to intelligence saving throws increases by one

247
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:10,020
and your modifier to intelligence based skills increases by one

248
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,220
so we really haven't done much of that

249
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,220
yeah that's a that's a little

250
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,900
i don't know what's going on i just want my lightning fingertips

251
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:23,860
yeah but now you can

252
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:27,140
you have four first level spells

253
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and three second level spells you can cast

254
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:36,260
and tiger roll me

255
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,620
tender

256
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no

257
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,580
uh what is it for one d10 plus two

258
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:49,780
four first level spells and what was the other second three second level spells

259
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and can i i can i have those loaded up at all at once so i have like that means i have like what seven

260
00:20:55,620 --> 00:21:00,740
uh yeah okay yeah but yeah so you can only cast

261
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,780
four of them at what at the first level three yet

262
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,860
second level

263
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:11,540
okay tiger your hp goes up by six points yeah

264
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:13,940
yeah

265
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,540
so you're now at 31

266
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:25,620
i was wondering if my hp was gonna go up

267
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:31,780
yeah i just thought about that uh boo roll me one d6 plus two

268
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,500
twenty seven hundred

269
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:50,980
nice

270
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:54,420
so your

271
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your max hit points go up by eight

272
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:05,540
okay so my max hit points were i don't remember

273
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:11,700
14 14 14 so up by eight yep so you're at 22

274
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:16,580
ooh blackjack

275
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,580
nailed it

276
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i'll never go to the casino

277
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:24,660
oh so close

278
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:28,420
well there i think there's like a spanish blackjack where

279
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:33,060
oh no it's for the dealer if the dealer gets 22 then everybody pushes

280
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,300
they push them down

281
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they fight them

282
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they just attack them

283
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,860
just attack them automatically

284
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,740
oh

285
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shit

286
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:48,100
okay you guys ready for

287
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,580
the treasure treasure room

288
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,740
that you're diving into

289
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diving into

290
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i'm still kind of shocked i

291
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,220
you know what i'm taking it a little bit harder

292
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,940
brimble's death than you might expect

293
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,700
his name wasn't brimble

294
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,020
it's always been brimble

295
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:07,540
i don't think

296
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,300
he's just been calling him brad

297
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,860
i've been calling him brad that was my pet name for him

298
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:14,660
i mean you don't listen to me and respect me as a woman

299
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,260
i try to but then you do things like this

300
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:19,460
where you fall in love with

301
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,980
this all happening while you're midair

302
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,100
jerry

303
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,300
oh no

304
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,900
you are like

305
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,140
this is just backwards talk

306
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,740
we've had this discussion before

307
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:34,420
he saw how sad you are so he cast mage hand on himself to hold himself up

308
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,900
make sure you're fine

309
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,700
is that can i do that because that is that made that

310
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no

311
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:40,580
no

312
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:44,340
main champion can only hold like

313
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,580
i think it's like 15 pounds

314
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,980
well so you're nuts

315
00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:51,940
all right

316
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,820
uh jerry give me a

317
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:56,900
athletics check

318
00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:09,700
yeah baby

319
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,700
all right you dive right into it

320
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,180
yeah baby

321
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,260
you slid right in

322
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,780
baby

323
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,900
like a glove

324
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,780
yeah i already read off the description you guys right

325
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,580
no

326
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,740
well maybe i don't remember

327
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,700
you were pissed about like you get what we're supposed to

328
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,220
because my boyfriend died

329
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:27,940
oh yeah

330
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:29,860
he wasn't your boyfriend he didn't even know your name

331
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:34,500
yeah what am i supposed to spend this on we haven't even come to a store yet

332
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:39,140
this room looks a whole lot like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factor

333
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:45,220
the scene with the with all the kids where the one gets sucked up into the pipe remember that

334
00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:46,100
it's like that

335
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:52,100
and treasure everywhere there's a massive treasure chest perched on a toadstool

336
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,540
in one of the corners of the room the chest is made of wood the toadstool is

337
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:59,780
made of sapphires a geyser of gold and platinum coins cascades from a fountain

338
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:00,260
in the wall

339
00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:05,460
forming a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room

340
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:13,060
a bridge across the river is made of diamonds and trees along its banks are glitter and rubies

341
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:17,140
gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room glittered with flowers crafted

342
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:22,340
from a percolescent white material probably pearl all things considered

343
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:26,100
donuts

344
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:31,620
uh wow gold

345
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:42,180
and rubies and gems come on in summer it's great the temperature is perfect i'm not sure i want to roll

346
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:47,700
for anything it never turns out my way but i'm gonna take this and i grab some earrings

347
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:52,100
from a tree an earring tree of gold

348
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:59,380
gold earrings you know what the pearl the diamond the pearl diamond gold earrings

349
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:02,820
okay

350
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:10,660
i'm just back stroking through the uh through all the money and uh you know really i'm really trying to

351
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:16,340
pretend like i'm scrooge mcduck right now and not jerry as cure terrified of his mind

352
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:24,980
that's all you want to do yeah i'm oh i'm pocketing a bunch you're okay yeah you're probably breathing

353
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:31,940
some of it in yeah yeah but you spit it out no for later you know for pooping

354
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:38,660
thanks gold pooping i have my fiber with my cheerios

355
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:44,580
all right you just gonna chill out here for the rest of your life

356
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:52,100
i mean um i don't have a really good reason to continue but i don't really have a good reason to

357
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:59,300
stay so i'll continue pocket as much money as possible i want you out of my house

358
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:08,980
and nobody wants to explore this giant chest in the i'm going to explore the giant chest i run up to it

359
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,860
all right roll a d4

360
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,220
all right

361
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:22,500
so we roll wait there was a giant chest i said it i wasn't listening there's a massive

362
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:27,940
treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room i didn't know what a toadstool was

363
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:36,900
it's a mushroom oh it's a stool dude so my dad has a he go when he goes to the doctor he brings with

364
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:42,180
him he asked the doctor sample sample and he pulls out a little glass jar with a tiny stool in it

365
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:48,180
oh and he's been doing that for years yeah i know he had a he had like five of them on his desk when

366
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:51,220
he had an office and then i found out he did it to my dentist once

367
00:27:51,700 --> 00:28:01,140
charming man anyway continue what if he said go on smell it

368
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:10,980
all right you rolled a three yeah is that good so you open the lid and inside is a top hat made of

369
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:20,580
gold worth no no no no no you can't give that to him he's gonna abuse it this head where grants it

370
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:24,820
swear a plus five bonus to all saving throws

371
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:33,140
top hat we're never gonna hear the end of this gold what does it have in it sapphires

372
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:42,180
no no it's just made no he said spiders plus five to all saving throws yeah cool i'll take that

373
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:50,020
and it's full of spiders it's cursed it's full of spiders yes no and you have to eat them spiders no one said that

374
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:58,020
listen to this god not the old one oh you said sapphire

375
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:09,620
no one said sapphire i thought you said spiders oh oh we're never gonna finish now what do i get all

376
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:19,860
from what this the tree that i pulled these earrings from you get the earrings all right sweet

377
00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:24,500
can i look in the chest too yeah roll a d4

378
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:35,380
oh

379
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:39,300
oh two you see nothing because jerry already opened it

380
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,340
no but did he find anything for me maybe he should roll

381
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:45,540
no he already rolled

382
00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,380
roll a d4

383
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:51,380
you know what all right give me roll a d20 for me

384
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:56,100
go top i feel like this is not going to turn out well for me

385
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,460
this is some kind of ruse

386
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:05,620
oh you almost got a 20 uh no you definitely don't see anything

387
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:12,180
but i get to keep the earrings yes and the spiders on you

388
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,580
does there what spiders

389
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:23,140
the spiders from jerry's hat there are no spiders in jerry's hat but you do have a ring

390
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:28,980
uh no it was a fabergé spider yeah

391
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:31,060
i thought it was a ring

392
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:37,140
the spider spider what the fuck is that now i gotta i'm gonna google that

393
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,180
you were already googling gold top hat

394
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:46,980
we all know you were doing that yeah i found a few good pictures i haven't thrown up yet

395
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:51,780
okay so are you staying in this room leaving what

396
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,780
uh

397
00:30:53,780 --> 00:31:00,580
no i mean i feel like we have to we have to go on that's what he would have wanted oh my god they're

398
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:04,980
real real yeah there was one on pawn stars that's what's showing

399
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:13,140
anyway yeah it was worth like 65 000 or something oh how does it translate to gold pieces

400
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,860
uh it's about

401
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:19,300
125 gold pieces

402
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,820
bitching

403
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:28,020
yeah all right we should we should go on that's that's what he what he would have wanted

404
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,620
who brad

405
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:32,900
slash brimble

406
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,300
that guy again honey yes you gotta move on

407
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:41,540
i'm trying to move on he would have wanted me to move on

408
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:47,540
yeah i know let's go let's just move on there's more fish lots of fish

409
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:51,140
let's go get some salmon all right

410
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:57,540
all right so you leave the room yeah we're looking for salmon now i'm looking for trout

411
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:05,220
good one all right trouser trout oh no as you try to leave the room

412
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:09,860
three four foot tall orange people

413
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:15,700
burst through the door do all the characters now just look like that blonde lady with the scarf

414
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,180
all the comments

415
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:24,900
they burst through the door and slam the door behind them and then they attack

416
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:31,140
are we are we still with the why can't we just like not fight for a little while

417
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:35,540
i just got ahead i just got a hat on my head i just got ahead

418
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:39,220
they listen roll for initiative

419
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:47,300
i'm not gonna happy about it no i'm not happy either i don't even know how to do it

420
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,100
14 all right

421
00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:02,420
commoners summer is first i'm gonna light them on fire

422
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:09,300
is before we start am i uh just so i know uh is all my spells recapped off from last time or am

423
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:14,900
i still okay i'm just gonna redo all the spells i had for that you had a revigorating swim

424
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,140
that's exactly it a revigorating swim

425
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:27,140
i don't think that's a word isn't it reinvigorating

426
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,980
magic

427
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:33,620
all right uh

428
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:38,500
i am going to longbow them

429
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:42,020
you can't you can't umbow all of them i can try

430
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,780
if

431
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,460
i

432
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,180
maybe if you're standing in a line

433
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,460
okay go ahead try

434
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,420
i get no i'm not gonna try i'll just shoot the

435
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,460
bitchiest one

436
00:33:55,460 --> 00:34:03,540
all right all right i'll assume that is this one right here

437
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:07,380
here they all look the same to me they are exactly the same

438
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:16,260
roll a d20 please plus seven plus eight sorry oh that's just damage

439
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,540
yeah 24 all right what is your

440
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:33,540
so roll a d10 plus three blows her tits off jesus christ

441
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:47,620
so doing nine damage and that one is dead yeah wow we're so powerful

442
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,380
this other commenter seeing that goes up and attacks

443
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,140
summer i'm summer

444
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,020
you are correct

445
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,940
have a cookie

446
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:12,500
i'm assuming that is not going to hit no we're too powerful

447
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:17,460
okay jerry it's your turn

448
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,380
uh i'm oh lightning fingers these guys

449
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,420
oh lightning

450
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,980
yes

451
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,740
can trip city

452
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,020
shocking grass leave it

453
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:34,180
shocking gramp

454
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,180
shocking gramp

455
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:41,060
all right all right roll one d8

456
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:46,580
okay

457
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:47,860
i don't know id8

458
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:50,260
not an id8

459
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,820
seven

460
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:55,620
doing seven damn it wait which one did you attack

461
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,700
the one that's nearest uh summer

462
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,460
okay oh thanks dad

463
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,140
and that one is dead

464
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:01,940
yeah

465
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:02,900
oh my god

466
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:03,460
so this one's

467
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:07,220
that's make sure make sure you guys recognize i did it with my hands like

468
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,740
yeah

469
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:16,260
it's it's called shocking grass dude count dooku when he does it and like is he like if you watch

470
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,180
it he makes his hands like super straight like

471
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:24,820
yeah yeah he is a small spread out all right so the other one comes up and attacks

472
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,540
zap

473
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:26,100
jerry

474
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:26,820
no

475
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:29,940
oh

476
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,740
uh i'm gonna long bow him too

477
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,620
it's not your turn

478
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:40,180
okay that is not gonna hit either now it's my turn

479
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,860
now it is your turn

480
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,820
uh

481
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,820
i assume you're going to long bow

482
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:47,700
yeah

483
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,940
okay i have unlimited arrow

484
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:51,060
hey critical

485
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:51,700
yeah

486
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:56,420
he got a critical all right so roll

487
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:59,620
two d10s plus three

488
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:04,820
dope

489
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:09,220
again yeah it's my first day

490
00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,620
all right

491
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:15,300
one is dead as well

492
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,540
you guys defeated that

493
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,620
it sucks that uh

494
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620
to be a commoner i guess

495
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,220
yeah

496
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,740
commoner more like gone on her

497
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,700
all right as they fall

498
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:32,980
they all drop 1 000 gold pieces out of their pockets that they got from killing other adventurers

499
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,020
wow

500
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,100
so this guy's must have really sucked

501
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,700
3 000 gold pieces

502
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,620
whoa not all to you though

503
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:43,940
i have enough i have what you don't want money

504
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:47,060
i don't want money yeah but i don't want you to have it

505
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:51,300
what does that mean you become so greedy i'm not

506
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:51,780
greedy

507
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,540
you're greedy

508
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,380
i'm gonna take care of this money

509
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,980
you're irresponsible

510
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,980
and

511
00:37:58,980 --> 00:37:59,860
and boy hungry

512
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,860
and boy hungry

513
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,380
so hungry

514
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:12,260
so

515
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,620
okay so now you guys are walking through the door

516
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:18,660
yeah why not

517
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:18,660
yeah why not

518
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,020
yeah okay

519
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:23,540
how much money did i take out of there

520
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,660
like

521
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,300
3 000 right

522
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,820
well well 3 000 from the losers and

523
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:30,340
don't give me a number

524
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,940
five

525
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,540
five gold

526
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,260
five gold that's what you got

527
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,780
in my pockets

528
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,460
that you took yeah

529
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,340
oh

530
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,940
five big pieces

531
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,460
i mean the gold coins are gold coins

532
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:48,420
one gold piece is worth one gold piece

533
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,260
we've literally we've literally never bought anything

534
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:52,980
we've

535
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:57,940
we have i have no idea what this is worth

536
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,780
17 dollars

537
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,420
and change

538
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,660
so you get 17 gold pieces

539
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,300
oh

540
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,180
so you have

541
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,340
3 000 and 17 gold pieces

542
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,380
i'll take it

543
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,180
all right

544
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,020
you're over

545
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,900
i'm not gonna argue

546
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,620
i had five the last time i talked

547
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:24,820
all right so as you walk through the door you hear a sinister laugh

548
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:30,740
and both give me a perception check

549
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:34,660
okay

550
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,020
percepts

551
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,300
percepts

552
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,260
percepts

553
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:48,020
both of you feel like

554
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,260
everything

555
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,100
every piece of treasure you took

556
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,900
from this entire dungeon is gone

557
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,900
wow

558
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,180
huh

559
00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,700
every

560
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,100
wow

561
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,740
single

562
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,780
piece

563
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,300
even my bottle

564
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,260
this whole place sucks

565
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,620
even your earrings

566
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,780
and your fabergé spider

567
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,900
they disappeared

568
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,180
gone

569
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:12,180
what about my top hat

570
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:14,500
gone

571
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,940
the top hat

572
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,660
gone

573
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,900
every piece of treasure

574
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,180
and boo

575
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,380
or jerry you look down and you notice

576
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:27,780
this weird tattoo on your arm

577
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,940
kind of makes you look like a douche from the 90s

578
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,340
it's a tribal tattoo on your bicep

579
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,460
oh

580
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,220
wow

581
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,260
tribal

582
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,140
it really fills out your

583
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,100
is it like what your

584
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:42,980
is it like what your dad

585
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:45,060
does your dad have a tribal tattoo

586
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:46,340
i'm not like making fun

587
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:46,820
doesn't he

588
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:47,140
no

589
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:49,140
what does he got

590
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:49,940
that new

591
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,500
he's got a

592
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,540
he's got a cobra

593
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:55,220
he's got a cobra on one arm

594
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,820
roses on the other

595
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,500
and some god

596
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:58,820
and some god awful

597
00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,700
off the wall

598
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,140
peace sign tattoo

599
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,380
that's vicious

600
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,340
it's it's

601
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:06,980
i mean it's

602
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,900
well done but it's a stupid tattoo

603
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,500
oh my god

604
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,060
what you don't agree

605
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,700
i would never say it so forcefully

606
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,060
oh he doesn't listen to this does he

607
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,580
he he might now

608
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,100
oh boy

609
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,020
well if he does listen to it

610
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,060
it's a fine tattoo

611
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:32,740
so what are you stupid you can't take

612
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,500
you can't just take this stuff

613
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,140
you're like that shitty grandpa who made his family do all the work

614
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,700
is this metaphor effective at all

615
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,980
i just wanted to give you stuff and take it away to make you rich

616
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,140
guy gags ricks

617
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:49,460
well that's not very nice

618
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,380
gary guy gags

619
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:51,860
so then you go

620
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:54,420
guy gags ricks

621
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,700
rick

622
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,780
keep saying ricks i don't know why

623
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,900
all right now what is this

624
00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,540
oh we're outside

625
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:10,660
where do you dweebs think you're going there's no room there i should know don't you think

626
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:16,180
i invented this dungeon don't no hey hey quit walking over there

627
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:22,260
we're walking over okay what okay what the fuck i didn't put this room here

628
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:28,020
so which one of you clouds did now listen you think it's funny to mess with the bricky gold

629
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:35,860
grandpa rick but i have way more good years left than any of you do so hey hey who the hell are

630
00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:40,340
you what is this you can't just get your hands off me where are you taking me

631
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:43,940
are we do we apprehend him

632
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:49,620
uh sorry about sorry about how mean this dungeon has been so far

633
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:55,380
this is a nice room shafts of golden light filter in from some unknown source hundred of

634
00:42:55,380 --> 00:43:00,260
butterflies flip gently across the room sometimes laying on beautiful flowers growing out of the walls

635
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:04,900
and floor somewhere in the ceiling speakers place soothing new agey music

636
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:09,540
oh

637
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:15,620
as soon as you enter a butterfly lands on jerry

638
00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:21,220
was that a scared ooh

639
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:25,220
no i was just you know charmed

640
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,260
baby baby

641
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:34,660
as as as soon as it lands on you you feel a little bit restored you gained a health point

642
00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,540
sweet i didn't even know i lost a health point

643
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:40,180
and so you were down one from the last fight

644
00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:41,940
just one

645
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:51,460
yeah so now you're fully healed fully healed by butterfly yeah i have some weird notes on this my last

646
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:54,900
my last my last date says covered in pots and pans armor

647
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,700
that was you're doing that really was you're doing yeah

648
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,260
mine says sharp pizza

649
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:07,460
it was also you're doing

650
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:12,020
oh yeah i guess it was all right what are you guys doing

651
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:18,180
uh i say nice butterfly dude

652
00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:25,780
thank you it healed me i feel great like a butterfly

653
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,940
cool

654
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:33,780
i don't i was a little bit unclear all that talking

655
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:40,660
where was that coming from it's kind of like a fourth wall breaking kind of thing

656
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:47,460
but is it like over like a pa system type thing no it's just there oh he keeps popping in and out

657
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:52,660
i feel like it's i feel like it's supposed to be rick is the game master so he's playing the game

658
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:57,460
master and then we're supposed to be both jerry and kira and summer and you know

659
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,500
yeah

660
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,700
yeah

661
00:44:59,700 --> 00:44:59,700
yeah

662
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:04,340
so it's kind of like a fourth wall kind of thing i see well it's

663
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:06,900
it's meta it's meta so it's smart

664
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,660
it's smart

665
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,100
don't attack me

666
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:15,380
don't attack me all right what do you guys do

667
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:27,220
i'm gonna just uh i don't know do this room do it really good i start walking forward and looking for more more more beautiful butterflies

668
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:35,220
there's a bunch of butterflies flitting all around you all right can i grab another one can i put my finger up and i try to catch one

669
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:39,460
give me an animal control check

670
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:39,460
give me an animal control check

671
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,740
or an animal handling

672
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,460
we've never had to use that one before guys

673
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,540
not in this game i thought we did but i can't remember for what

674
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:50,340
and i did it you did

675
00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:53,780
butterflies butterfly boy

676
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:55,300
you butter boy

677
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,900
oh three

678
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:57,780
butter boy

679
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,260
three monarch butterflies land on your finger

680
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:04,980
and bite you heal for three points but you're already fully healed so

681
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:07,540
so it's just you know for fun

682
00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,980
it is just for fun

683
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:15,700
do you guys ever go butterfly catching apparently that was a popular hobby back in the day with nets and everything

684
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:20,740
back in back in the day like the 1890s

685
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:21,620
yeah

686
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:25,540
back when they still had butterflies

687
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,980
right

688
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,660
and bees

689
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:33,780
yeah yeah the monarch butterflies population has decreased by like 95 percent

690
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:36,180
i'm terribly allergic to bees

691
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:41,540
you're what i'm terribly allergic to bees

692
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,060
that is not

693
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,500
i'm sensitive at all

694
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,700
oh sensitive i mean

695
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,180
i'm especially sensitive to bees

696
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:56,580
i i'm gonna kind of walk around this uh little atrium of trees and look around

697
00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,660
sorry give me a perception check

698
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:05,780
and i'd like to touch some of the flowers with my fingers

699
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:06,900
okay

700
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:14,260
you

701
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,300
you somehow don't even see the flowers

702
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,300
this is stupid

703
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,100
i i hate

704
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,180
i really i really hate perception checks

705
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:26,420
it's stupid it adds nothing

706
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:29,060
it could have

707
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:31,300
it does nothing but but take

708
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:35,060
well

709
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:39,540
i want to do

710
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:41,220
i want to do can i do a perception check

711
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,660
for what

712
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,940
just looking around

713
00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,140
yeah

714
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:52,260
yeah

715
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:52,820
21

716
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:53,940
again

717
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,460
a net

718
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,420
a net 20

719
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,260
blackjack

720
00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:58,580
roll two

721
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:01,620
that is blackjack yeah go to the casino now

722
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,260
spanish

723
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:07,220
you see you see you see these this certain section of flowers is really beckoning

724
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,820
beckoning you towards it

725
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,660
almost like it wants you to take one with you

726
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:14,260
take a whiff

727
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:19,700
yeah pick one pick one flower like it wants you to pick one flower and take it with you

728
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,740
oh take it with me okay i thought you said take a whiff you know like

729
00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:23,700
with you sorry

730
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:23,780
oh

731
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:30,020
all right yeah cool i uh i i grabbed the prettiest one and put it in my lapel

732
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:30,980
all right

733
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:30,980
all right

734
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,020
all right

735
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:32,580
with that

736
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,380
you become paralyzed

737
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:40,580
you have advantage on charisma checks and charisma saving throws for the next 24 hours

738
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:41,220
wow

739
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,940
all right advantage

740
00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:45,700
he's really getting shit

741
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,420
uh

742
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,780
i

743
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:54,580
am jealous and i'm starting to look for something of my own to stick in my lapel

744
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:56,100
uh

745
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,420
there are

746
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:03,140
butterflies and flowers are there

747
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:07,220
other types of

748
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,700
trees

749
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:13,380
there are some trees give me a nature

750
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:19,300
give them a nature which is again another thing i don't think we've ever used

751
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,620
get a tent yeah you you

752
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,780
can i climb the tree

753
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:30,580
no they're not that big it's like a nursery

754
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:31,220
can i hug it

755
00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:34,260
you can go up and touch it

756
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:36,500
i'd like to

757
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,140
really wrap my hands around it

758
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:42,340
okay

759
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:44,580
and shake it

760
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:47,540
did you say and

761
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:48,500
shit no

762
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,740
and shake it

763
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,900
oh shake it okay

764
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,460
all right you shake it and

765
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,460
an avocado falls off

766
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,180
nice

767
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,140
i eat it

768
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:00,180
it's

769
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,540
very unripe

770
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,140
i keep eating it

771
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140
you can't

772
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:05,940
or like what

773
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:06,740
what i mean like

774
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,820
am i just gonna carry it around until it ripens

775
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,940
yeah

776
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,260
whatever you millennials are into

777
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,380
no i throw it away

778
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,540
i don't want this avocado anymore

779
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,780
this place sucks

780
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,820
how come how come jerry gets all the cool stuff

781
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:22,740
can i pocket the avocado

782
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,980
sure

783
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,140
no your pockets are full of five gold

784
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,900
no he got stolen

785
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:32,820
yeah i lost my hat so this avocado we might need this later

786
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,180
yeah why don't you turn that into a hat

787
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,580
avocado hat

788
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:36,980
yeah

789
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,700
because i can't

790
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,580
oh

791
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,940
excellently done

792
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,700
what

793
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,980
excellently done

794
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:55,540
all right well

795
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:55,540
all right well

796
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:59,300
i pocketed the avocado and i'm kind of making my way

797
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,740
just uh embracing the air

798
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:02,020
all right

799
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:02,340
um

800
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:04,660
i'm making my way to the center of the atrium

801
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:09,300
my charisma is really high right now

802
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,820
it is really high

803
00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:13,220
i'm so charismatic right now

804
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,620
no charismatic

805
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,140
anything else

806
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,100
is there is there like a body of water

807
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,860
no

808
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:23,780
like a little pond maybe

809
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:24,740
no

810
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,380
a puddle

811
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,300
no

812
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:27,780
a bubbler

813
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:28,900
no

814
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,180
fountain

815
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:31,620
no water

816
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:34,740
no water at all then how do the plants live

817
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:35,700
don't worry about it

818
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,180
what's the dirt like

819
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,420
moist

820
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,540
i'd like to stick my fingers into it

821
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:46,500
and give me a nature check

822
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:56,420
yep it's dirt

823
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,820
does it feel good on my skin

824
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,500
yes

825
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,140
is there any succulents

826
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:06,500
no

827
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:11,220
is there are there any aloe trees

828
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:13,540
no you already

829
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,260
uh

830
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:18,020
you already

831
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:19,060
looked at all the trees

832
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:23,140
and there's no there's no windows

833
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,500
aren't there skylights or something

834
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:26,980
i mean yeah

835
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,540
there there's artificial sunlight coming in

836
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:30,500
oh

837
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:30,980
okay

838
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:31,940
so no skylights

839
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,660
all right

840
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,460
i guess uh

841
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,940
i've already seen everything there is to see here

842
00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,900
do you want your avocado back

843
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:44,020
no i don't want that

844
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:44,740
never

845
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,420
you keep it you turn into a hat

846
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:50,260
it's your new top

847
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:50,980
turn into a hat

848
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,580
very top hat

849
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:57,780
okay

850
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,860
yeah i'm done with this room

851
00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:00,580
i'm over

852
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,300
all right

853
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,020
so you're leaving

854
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,060
yeah

855
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:06,420
all right

856
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,220
as soon as

857
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,820
summer walks out the door

858
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:12,820
all the rest of the butterflies turn into gold and fall to the ground

859
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,180
gold pieces

860
00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:19,540
my butterflies with gold pieces

861
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:23,940
are they real gold or are they actually just gold foil with chocolate inside

862
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:25,060
no it's gold

863
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,060
no it's gold

864
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:26,900
i pocket a bunch of them

865
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:32,180
okay so i'm just gonna say you pocket all of them because you're a cheap bastard

866
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,460
you got to pay rent this month

867
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,900
so you get 282 gold pieces

868
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,060
butterflies

869
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:42,020
this is the year of jerry

870
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:44,980
280

871
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:50,660
280 because a couple of butterflies landed on you

872
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,580
they use up their magic

873
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:57,780
well i came out of this all right you know i went in and came out with the three three three

874
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,020
three thousand and seventeen and then all those went now and back to you know

875
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,220
it's a small investment you know a little nest egg

876
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:08,100
it's not really an investment

877
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,460
what

878
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:10,180
huh

879
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:10,660
you know

880
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:10,900
all right

881
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:14,900
sometimes you got to invest in yourself summer

882
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,180
take that as a lesson

883
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:18,180
i did invest in myself

884
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:20,980
you invested yourself in a boy

885
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:24,180
yes and that's where i got all my self-worth

886
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,420
your boy hungry honey

887
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,180
you've got to stop the feast

888
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,540
i'm so hungry

889
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,460
i'm so hungry

890
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,660
stop the feast

891
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,860
never

892
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:37,380
you're not the boss of me down here

893
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:44,260
as you draw near to this room you hear the sounds of rattling bones

894
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:47,460
not in a spooky way in a fun way

895
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,820
like a xylophone

896
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:53,940
once you enter the room a group of skeletons appears to be examined something set up

897
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:57,460
on a stand between them but you can't quite see what it is

898
00:54:57,460 --> 00:55:04,260
bone crafted sculptures adorn the room or wait is that one sculpture actually a drum set

899
00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:12,260
so once they spotted you one of the skeletons gestures wildly beckoning you to come over

900
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:15,380
the other skeletons look over and also start gesturing

901
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,100
it's just fun skeletons

902
00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,060
they can't be that bad they gotta be good

903
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:24,500
uh

904
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,420
all right hello skeletons

905
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:34,500
hey they can't really talk because they don't have a voice box

906
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,740
oh man they're so the realistic skeletons that's the worst time

907
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:42,180
so once you come over once you move closer

908
00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:46,260
it's clear the skeletons are crowning around a xylophone made of bones

909
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,460
i knew it

910
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,580
i knew it

911
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:52,980
skeletons can't play it though because each of them already has an instrument

912
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:57,060
all right i played the xylophone do i have xylophone skills

913
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:06,820
as soon as you pick up the xylophone mallets the skeletons run to other nearby bone instruments

914
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:11,140
two guitars a drum set an upright bass and a sax of bone

915
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,900
all right

916
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,700
x the bone

917
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,740
uh

918
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:21,540
so the then the skeletons start playing and encourage you to start playing i start playing smoke on the water

919
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:26,100
all right roll me uh give me a performance check

920
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:33,380
who what what instrument do you pick up

921
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:35,700
what are the instruments again

922
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:40,020
there's really no you just get to pick an instrument

923
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:44,580
all right i uh i pick a bongo

924
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:52,820
okay a bone bongo a bongo a bongo yeah all right so both of you give me a performance

925
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:54,180
check with advantage

926
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,900
double advantage no

927
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:57,780
no

928
00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:04,500
all right

929
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:07,620
i successfully play the easiest

930
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:10,900
summer they're all like they're all jamming along with you

931
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:18,100
uh jerry which is true to form they they come over take away your bongo

932
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:21,780
oh and they give hand you a tambourine

933
00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:24,420
the boobie the boobie instrument

934
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:30,740
they give you uh maracas

935
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:35,540
maracas all right yeah something you really can't fuck up

936
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:40,420
yeah but he's he's gonna rock it

937
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,780
i am impressed i have all these things that read a little bit of a

938
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:43,860
uh

939
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:53,620
so after this after the song uh smoke on the water is done playing the skeletons

940
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,260
so

941
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,460
and just joyous

942
00:57:57,460 --> 00:58:03,060
uh and since summer did so good

943
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,940
yeah

944
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:05,140
yeah

945
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:06,820
really quickly yeah

946
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,500
roll a decent roll a decent

947
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,380
oh just

948
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:19,620
five

949
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:25,460
they give you an upright base that's well it's made out of bone

950
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:26,740
oh

951
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,340
does it have strings

952
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,540
the base is made out of bones

953
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,620
yes

954
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:32,900
strings are made of ligaments

955
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,100
nice

956
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:35,140
yes

957
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:35,300
yes

958
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:39,380
should i attack them with it

959
00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:43,300
you

960
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:46,100
why would you do that you just had a good time

961
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,060
if you want to

962
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,020
no

963
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:52,020
it's just like our band practice like all those years ago when you hit me with the guitar

964
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:52,420
stand

965
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,900
i was a different person back then i was angry

966
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,580
i was going through puberty

967
00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:03,940
what's your excuse today i've really calmed down i'm boy hungry

968
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,540
his character is still going through puberty

969
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:10,340
you just threatened to hit the band you're in right now

970
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:17,380
i didn't i i asked for an opinion and you said no and i took your opinion into consideration

971
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:25,060
so now what

972
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:32,820
i say hey skeletons i'd like to give them a high five

973
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,580
a high bone

974
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:36,260
a big old bone

975
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:39,540
big old bone

976
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:41,540
the main bone

977
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,580
clone bone

978
00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:48,100
give me a

979
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,340
performance check

980
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,780
how about a dexterity check

981
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,540
i didn't like it

982
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:56,420
how about performance

983
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:59,780
doesn't make any sense

984
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:02,260
one

985
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:06,740
you miss their hand and smack them straight in the forehead

986
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:07,860
oh great i'm sure i

987
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:10,340
i'm sure i insulted their family

988
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,580
so

989
01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,540
the skeleton that you smacked just looks around

990
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,380
at the other at the other

991
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:21,300
other skeletons and they all just start laughing and pointing at you

992
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,620
all right we're friends still

993
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:29,940
and then the the drummer comes over and just kind of ushers you out of the room

994
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,140
whoa

995
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,180
see ya

996
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:35,300
are we still gonna mate up later for after drinks

997
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,460
after after show drinks

998
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:38,740
after party

999
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:43,220
they are unable to talk

1000
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,900
well that was

1001
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:44,900
well that was

1002
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:48,020
pretty cool

1003
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,660
a distinctly

1004
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:50,660
a distinctly

1005
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:51,780
earthy

1006
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,140
earthy smell

1007
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,700
wafts towards you as you approach the door ahead

1008
01:00:55,700 --> 01:01:00,020
you hear snuffling and snorting an occasional vexed grumbling sound

1009
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:02,180
oh boy i can smell this room

1010
01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:09,300
this odiferous room is overflowing with piles of hay lawn branches and dozens of bones picked clean of meat

1011
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:16,020
feathers have formed downy beds where they drifted into the dim rooms of dim corners of the room

1012
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:20,340
a particularly large pile of hay amidst the stufflin sound heard before

1013
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:24,100
oh it looks like there's an owl bear down there

1014
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:29,460
an owl bird

1015
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,420
yeah

1016
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,780
owl bear

1017
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,380
owl bear

1018
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:34,580
what do you want with us monster

1019
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:39,140
so

1020
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:41,300
the owl bear that you

1021
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:44,420
notice just looks at you turns its head

1022
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:54,580
and it extracts itself from its pile of hay reveal and the rest of its snowy white urside body

1023
01:01:56,020 --> 01:02:00,740
a rough of iridescent feathers marks it as a particularly majestic female

1024
01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:04,980
she snuffles the air in the character's direction gives a warm grunt

1025
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:09,140
i think he just wants

1026
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,260
did he say iridescent

1027
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:13,540
uh

1028
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:13,700
no

1029
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,900
serpine

1030
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,900
serpine

1031
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,500
ursine

1032
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,620
ursine

1033
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,900
iridescent

1034
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,460
i rub its belly

1035
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:29,940
once you start to get close to it to rub its belly

1036
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:36,260
and looks at the shelves that are broken in the nest

1037
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:39,700
and like pushes them towards them and gives a low growl

1038
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,500
not growl like a like a sigh

1039
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,060
uh oh i see you want me to fix these shelves

1040
01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:51,460
i will fix them to you because i am but a carpenter

1041
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:55,380
it's funny you're not a carpenter

1042
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:56,580
i have carpenter's tools

1043
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,860
you made a fort once and a bar

1044
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:04,100
yeah but i have carpenter's tools which means i'm a carpenter they don't just hand those out

1045
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,540
well i can't argue with that

1046
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:13,460
all right give me a uh

1047
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,060
carpenter check

1048
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:17,060
uh survival check

1049
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:22,980
are you sure

1050
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:24,100
all of us

1051
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:31,140
is that for both of us no just uh summer okay

1052
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:36,500
uh survival okay

1053
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:44,420
yeah 10 so you start to work towards the shelves

1054
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,660
and putting them back together but the

1055
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,780
the

1056
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,940
the owlbear

1057
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:53,460
isn't really happy with that and like breaks them up

1058
01:03:53,460 --> 01:04:00,500
oh you hate these shelves then is any of them unbroken

1059
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:07,940
no there's two uh there's two broken shelves sitting in the nest and she just looks very very sad

1060
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:14,020
uh can i look inside them are they are there dead owlbears in there

1061
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,460
no

1062
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,580
i'm a bear there are not dead owlbears

1063
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,100
oh

1064
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,420
uh

1065
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:26,100
let's see can i

1066
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,140
is it make sense to make them even more broken

1067
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:33,860
i don't know i just

1068
01:04:33,860 --> 01:04:35,940
she clearly hates them

1069
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:39,300
is she missing her babies

1070
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:44,900
maybe we could pretend to be their bait her babies

1071
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,140
what

1072
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:52,820
where do you get these ideas from i don't want to fight it i want it to be my friend

1073
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:54,020
it's the only thing i can think of

1074
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:05,060
well honey if this will help you get over real from burly

1075
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:08,180
i'll go pretend to be that owlbears babies

1076
01:05:08,180 --> 01:05:10,100
uh

1077
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:26,420
jerry picks up some of the some of the feathers and fluff that's laying around and attaches it to himself and goes over and pretends to be a baby

1078
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:31,700
does summer do the same thing

1079
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,500
uh

1080
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:33,780
yeah

1081
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,060
okay

1082
01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:38,180
so you lay in the nest with her and the bow

1083
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:40,580
the owlbear looks very

1084
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:43,140
thankful

1085
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:46,100
looks very

1086
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:49,700
satisfied decides to lay down and she closes her eyes

1087
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:50,980
nice

1088
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,500
i don't like that look of satisfaction she had in her eyes honey

1089
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,220
i don't know it's kind of nice

1090
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,460
i don't know i don't

1091
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:02,500
i've seen the look of satisfaction before i never wanted to see it again

1092
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:09,220
and as she she starts walking around to like circle you guys you see that the door is right behind her

1093
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:10,900
all right

1094
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,340
uh

1095
01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:17,060
do i have any food

1096
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,340
i

1097
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,620
assume

1098
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,620
you have some type of food

1099
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:30,580
yeah you have 10 days of rations

1100
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,500
all right i would like to

1101
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,140
put a ration on the floor

1102
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:37,540
okay

1103
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,580
and head towards the door but walking backwards

1104
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,900
okay

1105
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,140
cherry

1106
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,700
um

1107
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:50,980
where'd you go

1108
01:06:50,980 --> 01:06:53,300
you repeat that towards the door

1109
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,300
i'm following behind you

1110
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:57,380
okay i'm walking backwards

1111
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,900
why

1112
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,540
because i want to keep my eyes on the owlbear

1113
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:03,860
owlbear

1114
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:10,580
okay so

1115
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:14,180
you walk out the door successfully without waking the bear

1116
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,300
the owlbear

1117
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:17,540
the bar

1118
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:20,100
sometimes you eat the bar

1119
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,780
sometimes you cuddle the bar and leave

1120
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:24,500
good old cuddle bar

1121
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:25,700
cuddle bar

1122
01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:32,020
even from a distance it's easy to see that this room wasn't intended to be easily accessed

1123
01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:37,620
chunks of stone and wood lie strewn outside the door which is riddled with broken locks

1124
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,300
magic wands

1125
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:44,500
oh magic words sizzle ineffectively their power reduced to nothing at the same time warm rays of

1126
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:49,620
white beckon you inside you feel pushed towards the room which might be due to the floor

1127
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:53,300
be beginning to gently tilt toward the battered doorway

1128
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:53,780
uh

1129
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:57,300
rat row rat row rat row

1130
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,100
the enter the room

1131
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:05,540
the enter the room a simple wooden table bearing a small squarish cloth covered object sits in the middle of the room

1132
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,460
patterns of scintillate

1133
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:11,460
scintillating green stones cover the walls and floors

1134
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:16,820
what do you do

1135
01:08:16,820 --> 01:08:23,540
i don't know i'm relatively terrified i don't think this is as good as it could be

1136
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:26,660
we were just coming with a nice cuddly owl and now we're

1137
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:27,380
we should go back

1138
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:31,620
no honey you have to go forward i'll go back

1139
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:39,140
as you turn around the door locks

1140
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:46,340
summer open this door right now

1141
01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,140
with what my magic

1142
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:53,220
uh well a little maybe with your attitude

1143
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:58,260
i'm trying as hard as i can it's not opening is it

1144
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:00,980
no

1145
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:05,700
uh

1146
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:06,260
can i

1147
01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:08,580
i start

1148
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:11,460
i start exploring around looking around uh trying to

1149
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:15,700
at least pretend like i know what i'm doing but i don't and i'm terrified

1150
01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:17,140
all right all right give me a perception check

1151
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:18,980
oh god i knew you were gonna say that

1152
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:25,380
oh no

1153
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:27,380
you perceive nothing

1154
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:30,900
oh classic line classic line

1155
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:33,940
back from the past

1156
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:33,940
back from the dead past

1157
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:36,100
i mean it never stopped

1158
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,180
magic mountain baby

1159
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:40,420
um

1160
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:44,340
um i would like to shoot an arrow

1161
01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:48,340
at

1162
01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:50,420
straight ahead

1163
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:51,620
i'm mad

1164
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,260
okay

1165
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,260
but i don't

1166
01:09:58,260 --> 01:09:58,980
i want to

1167
01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:00,980
but i do not

1168
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,380
okay

1169
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,980
um

1170
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,620
i'm gonna get a pop

1171
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:13,780
you're gonna get a pop

1172
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:15,060
yes

1173
01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,380
is this is this you saying you want to take a break

1174
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,300
no we don't need to take a break i just would like to get a pop

1175
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,460
from where

1176
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,980
the kitchen

1177
01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,860
oh okay so take like a quick break

1178
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:33,460
i mean you guys could go with you guys can go on without me

1179
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:36,260
or we could take a break i guess

1180
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,540
short break

1181
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,060
yeah let's just take a quick break

1182
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,260
are you drunk

1183
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:41,460
no

1184
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:51,460
you're drunk

1185
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:52,260
no

1186
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:55,860
no

1187
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:56,660
no

1188
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:57,060
no

1189
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:57,700
no

1190
01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,500
no

1191
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,500
no

1192
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,900
no

1193
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:58,900
no

1194
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:59,460
no

1195
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,660
no

1196
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:01,860
no

1197
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:03,060
no

1198
01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:33,040
Thank you.

1199
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,020
Thank you.

1200
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:21,900
All right, let's continue without him.

1201
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,200
Ah.

1202
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,380
What do you want to do?

1203
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,860
I don't know.

1204
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:28,500
Oh, he's back. He's going to get pissed.

1205
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,280
That's fine.

1206
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,520
Hide your tits.

1207
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:36,420
I heard what you guys said.

1208
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,400
No, you didn't.

1209
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,800
Yeah, that was so cool.

1210
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,480
All right.

1211
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,260
That was so cool.

1212
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,520
Where's your pop?

1213
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,740
Turn it a pop.

1214
01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:53,340
Is that your seltzer water you always drink?

1215
01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:55,140
It's black.

1216
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,020
No.

1217
01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,120
But is that like your soda stream you make?

1218
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,020
Oh, no.

1219
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:05,120
No, it's Dr. Pepper.

1220
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,900
It's like strawberry cream.

1221
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,380
It's really weird, but good.

1222
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,940
Oh, fantastic.

1223
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,980
Yeah, I know.

1224
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:13,200
I was really excited to have another one.

1225
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,080
And then you guys gave me a bunch of shit for it.

1226
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,280
So technically, Dr. Pepper, you know, that's 24 bold flavors in that drink now?

1227
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,800
25.

1228
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,500
No, 25.

1229
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,000
Holy shit.

1230
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,840
Yeah, I know.

1231
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,880
That's 24 more than the body's supposed to take at one point in time.

1232
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,140
Uh-oh.

1233
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:29,760
Oh, no.

1234
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,060
He's going to explode.

1235
01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:33,080
He's going to explode.

1236
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,380
Flavors.

1237
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:35,960
The doctor's the one that gave it to you.

1238
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,060
Oh, that's right.

1239
01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:39,840
At least that's what he told me.

1240
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,500
Maybe some kind of flim-flam, man.

1241
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,840
Flim-flam.

1242
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,920
I love that term.

1243
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,440
I don't get to use it at all.

1244
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,300
All right.

1245
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:51,280
Can I walk down the center of this hallway?

1246
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,660
I mean, this picture is pretty accurate of what we're looking at.

1247
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:55,900
Okay.

1248
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,640
I'm going to slowly walk down the corridor.

1249
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,020
Okay.

1250
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:10,140
You walk down the middle of the room, dazzled by these green stones around you, up to the

1251
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:14,140
simple wooden table with a square-ish cloth-covered object sitting in the middle of it.

1252
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:15,140
Um...

1253
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:20,140
Is this...

1254
01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:27,180
I mean, I'm not trying to get more information than I'm supposed to have, but is it...

1255
01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:31,000
Is this, like, the game for, like, the dungeon master?

1256
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,440
Does it look like a menacing...

1257
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,400
Does, like...

1258
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,980
So, but there's a...

1259
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,140
It's a guy in the...

1260
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:40,920
Up there.

1261
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,320
Does he look like...

1262
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,040
There's no guy.

1263
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:43,820
There's no guy.

1264
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:46,180
Does he look like he's a master of a dungeon?

1265
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:47,700
Yes.

1266
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,520
Does he...

1267
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,740
Does he look like he's mastering this dungeon right now?

1268
01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:54,080
Does he have a protractor?

1269
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,560
Oh, yes.

1270
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,300
It's a delicious mystery, isn't it?

1271
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,460
Oh, I'm delicious.

1272
01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:03,480
You feel that only good things hide beneath this cloth.

1273
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:06,220
It's going to feel so nice to pull off that cloth.

1274
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:13,920
You take a moment to feel grateful for your opposable thumbs, which allow you to pull off the cloth things on tables.

1275
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,920
How lucky you are.

1276
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,720
All right.

1277
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,480
I'll bite.

1278
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,760
I'm going to pull the cloth.

1279
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,960
All right.

1280
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,800
Give me an investigation check.

1281
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:35,300
All right.

1282
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:40,720
Removing the cloth reveals a framed portrait of Rick, Beth, Summer, and Morty smiling widely.

1283
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:45,020
A jerry-shaped hole has been cut out of the portrait.

1284
01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:48,620
Uh-oh.

1285
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:53,900
This is what he had locked up so tight in here.

1286
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:56,040
Rick's weakness is his family.

1287
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,580
Absolutely impossible.

1288
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,960
He doesn't even like them.

1289
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,460
Wait.

1290
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:05,520
They look an awful lot like you two.

1291
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:06,660
They do.

1292
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:08,460
Except one of us.

1293
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:08,600
That makes this easy.

1294
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:14,860
The green stones around the characters begin to shake, ripping themselves out of the floor and walls.

1295
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,840
Uh-oh.

1296
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,840
Give me a dexterity saving throw.

1297
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,400
Oh, one of us gets bonuses on saving throws, don't they?

1298
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,580
Or was that just from the hat?

1299
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,580
I think that was just from the hat.

1300
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:30,440
All his power was in the hat.

1301
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,820
But Tiger.

1302
01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:32,640
Yeah.

1303
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:37,280
Summer has a dexterity saving throw increase by one.

1304
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,140
Oh, that's what I was remembering.

1305
01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:40,700
So it wasn't the hat.

1306
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,480
Do I have to do anything?

1307
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480
I just do normal, right?

1308
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:44,940
Yeah, you're just normal.

1309
01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:48,540
15, 17.

1310
01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:57,060
I don't know if this plus...

1311
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,540
No, it's supposed to be plus four, right?

1312
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,180
Or is it supposed to be plus...

1313
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,200
It doesn't matter.

1314
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,100
You passed.

1315
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,500
I kind of want to know, though.

1316
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:03,960
Okay.

1317
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,080
It is plus four total, yeah.

1318
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:09,060
I thought I fixed that.

1319
01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:10,260
I thought so, too.

1320
01:17:10,260 --> 01:17:11,460
It says 17.

1321
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,800
It was 16.

1322
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,660
Oh, maybe I need to change it to plus...

1323
01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:20,600
Can you change the plus?

1324
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:30,100
Oh, it says plus five now.

1325
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,260
There we go.

1326
01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:32,980
All right.

1327
01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:34,060
I think I got it.

1328
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:36,420
But it doesn't matter.

1329
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:41,400
Okay.

1330
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,620
The stones regroup themselves into the form of a snarling young green dragon.

1331
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,240
Oh, no.

1332
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,800
He's friendly, though, right?

1333
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,100
Huh?

1334
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,500
He's friendly, though, right?

1335
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,360
Can I rub his belly?

1336
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,800
You cannot.

1337
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,880
He is very...

1338
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:57,500
Oh, wait.

1339
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:57,940
I got this.

1340
01:17:57,940 --> 01:17:58,360
I got this.

1341
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:58,360
I got this.

1342
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:08,300
There's francing around this fucking thing.

1343
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:15,860
As the stones fly up from the floor, they reveal a 20-foot deep pit with a humanoid lion at the bottom.

1344
01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:17,240
Oh, my God.

1345
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,260
What does that even mean?

1346
01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:20,460
A humanoid lion.

1347
01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:22,100
Like cats?

1348
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:27,020
Like the cowardly lion?

1349
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:30,400
Oh, I'll cancel them all that.

1350
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:35,060
Roll for initiative.

1351
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:39,100
Oh, we're fighting.

1352
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,980
No, we're going to fucking die.

1353
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:41,580
Yeah.

1354
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,840
Yeah.

1355
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:50,940
If I were the king of the forest...

1356
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:58,160
Oh, we're going to fucking die.

1357
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,940
Yeah, but...

1358
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:00,980
All right.

1359
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:02,880
Both of you give me a perception check.

1360
01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,380
All right.

1361
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:18,260
Who was that?

1362
01:19:18,260 --> 01:19:24,640
Jerry sees that it is Rick Sanchez himself, dressed in wizardly garb and clearly unconscious.

1363
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,740
Where is he?

1364
01:19:26,740 --> 01:19:27,780
It also looks like a lion?

1365
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:30,340
He's in a 20-foot hole.

1366
01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:32,420
Next to the lion.

1367
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:35,060
What lion?

1368
01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:36,720
There's a humanoid lion.

1369
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,760
Lion.

1370
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,320
Like...

1371
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,200
No, not lion.

1372
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,720
Like, he's laying on the ground.

1373
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,140
What did you think we were talking about, Andy?

1374
01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:50,920
Well, we were making all those lion references.

1375
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,320
I have no fucking idea.

1376
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:57,240
Okay, that's a lot.

1377
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,940
That makes a lot more sense.

1378
01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,660
I thought we were facing a dragon and a lion.

1379
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:03,920
That's a man dressed up like a lion.

1380
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:09,240
Oh, fuck.

1381
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,160
That's good.

1382
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:12,280
All right.

1383
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,920
So, Rick's fucked.

1384
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:14,760
We're fucked.

1385
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,260
We're gonna fucking die.

1386
01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:18,540
Yeah.

1387
01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:19,340
Yeah.

1388
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,260
Hold on.

1389
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,040
I forgot to make a token for Rick.

1390
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:48,380
Well, he's not gonna roll for initiative.

1391
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:56,700
Rick, don't roll.

1392
01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,500
He don't roll that way.

1393
01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,680
He don't roll no way.

1394
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,980
He's a humanoid lion right now.

1395
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,360
Just imagining Rick dressed up as a lion, dressed up as a wizard.

1396
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,540
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

1397
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:14,300
Oh, wow.

1398
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:15,680
That's great stuff.

1399
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:20,820
Oh, holy thought.

1400
01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:26,520
Seriously, I totally thought that Rick was down in the bottom of that pit with a humanoid lion.

1401
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,660
I did too.

1402
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:29,460
I wasn't kidding.

1403
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,120
I wasn't being cute.

1404
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,180
I thought you said there was a humanoid lion.

1405
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:36,460
No, I have a...

1406
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,760
But that's not what we...

1407
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,100
That's totally different than what we heard.

1408
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:43,520
It was definitely a humanoid lion there.

1409
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,040
He wasn't lying.

1410
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:45,120
He wasn't lying.

1411
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,740
Yes, you have a terrible enunciation problem, Andy, and you need to work on that.

1412
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:53,700
Or is that an ING?

1413
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,060
I do.

1414
01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,820
Yes.

1415
01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:57,860
And it's not something I need to work on.

1416
01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:58,800
It's just...

1417
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,160
I can't...

1418
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,540
Otherwise, you'll never be hired.

1419
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,740
You're unhirable.

1420
01:22:01,740 --> 01:22:02,660
At this point in his life...

1421
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:04,640
At this point in his life, it's not a character...

1422
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,000
It's a character trait, not a flaw.

1423
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,540
Yeah, at this point in life, it's too late.

1424
01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:11,000
It's a character trait.

1425
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,340
It's too late.

1426
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:23,040
It's too late.

1427
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:53,020
Thank you.