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all right so you walk into the kitchen and you see it's a typical restaurant kitchen it's got

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there's knives on the wall there's pans sheet trays uh cookie trays uh there's an oven two deep fryers

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filled with oil and a and a big pizza oven a wood-fired pizza oven with pizza and on the on

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the wall there's there's the pizza shovel is there anything to eat like any food laying around

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any yeast yeah you see you see some uh yeast some bruschetta bruschetta yeah like it's about to be

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taken out to a table the hell is i grab it need it you don't know what bruschetta is no is that a bread

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isn't that what isn't that kind of like a fruit it's it's bread with tomatoes and balsamic vinegar

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oh i hate that so i start spitting it up realizing what it is

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oh you said bruschetta i thought you said barchetta

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i thought i thought you're talking about that those that crunchy bread looking like chip

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like what you get in uh tortilla chips oh those snacks you gordettos

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like briskets yeah briskets yeah triskets triskets no that's not what i'm looking at no talking about

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like the rye chips yeah kind of uh bruschetta it doesn't matter it either way i hate this i spat it all up

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oh where where am i am i still did i still can't get through the door i'm just standing outside

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no you were able to follow okay once once jerry pulled the door open for you you were able to go

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in you get in there you really don't know what bruschetta is

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i just was so hungry i had to eat the first thing i saw is there any more food do i see or receive

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no you just see like uh there's like a bowl of onions oh onions again but i had onions for lunch

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yeah and still yeah it was me i was the lunch invisible skills oh yeah i was an onion that was a fried onion

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so i grabbed one of the banshee trays um just uh as i started like waving it around like

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how would this be as a weapon you think summer it's a sheet tray not a banshee tray oh

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it's a fancy tray it's a sheet tray i'm i'm glad you corrected us on that i mean he's gonna be a banshee

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i didn't want him to call if he's like all right banshee tray get him and hope a ghost pops out of it

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you should ask him why did you call it a banshee tray

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i thought that's what you described it as he said a lot of things i don't know how that tray is it

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better than your ray of frost probably not i guess i don't really know but it is better than the hand

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what if i use it as like a shield of some sort that's better it's not as good as that fort that i

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half-assedly built that so i'm taking this i'm taking this back i'm taking this this sheet tray

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i'm gonna grab this um i'm gonna grab uh is there any uh how about any uh is there like any meat

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pounders like you know hammers uh tenderizers yeah you have to give me an investigation check

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oh i will give you an investigation check for that one i had one of meat pounder or uh tenderizer

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both of those it's pretty good sounding a tenderizer pounder what was you what did you want again

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uh investigation there's a tiny hammer

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oh you there's so many drawers in here you don't even know where to look to find a meat tenderizer

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well let's start with the first one god damn

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ain't nobody got time for that all right it's locked

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it's locked her own lock the only key is on layla uh how about uh is there any like uh

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can i steal her key large

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what about like a large like poker stick i don't know uh i'll grab i don't know i'm trying to figure

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out what i can grab here i don't think knives would be very good with me i would probably cut myself

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no but there are a good amount of knives in here

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so don't hide in here is what you're saying

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i'm not

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uh

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oh summer what are you gonna grab

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i can't hear anybody are you guys like can you hear me

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yeah we i can hear you tiger street uh spotty

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i can't hear tiger

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yeah well i haven't really been saying anything i having connection issues i don't know if i'm gonna

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try to restart or something i don't know

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wait a minute what

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all right my connection is much better now so hopefully this this sticks yeah

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let me make sure that ours was a little warning bad too after you know does it help now or yours seems

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better um it seems like it's doing okay okay all right

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okay so you guys are in the kitchen you see all these knives and different things laying around

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and cooking equipment uh summer what are you gonna grab

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i mean

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you said that layla might have a key for some of these drawers yeah

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perhaps i should get this key from her

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you can try that i'm going to try that okay

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is there any pots yeah there's pots and pans like a big pot and we can throw them in like a stew

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not that big i grab one pot animatronics i grab one pot and put it on my head like a helmet and

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then i grab a frying pan and i'm ready for battle frying pan and uh pan sheet and that pot on the head

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i really don't know what else i'm supposed to do here this is the this is like a little kid

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this is this is jerry firing at all cylinders here

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it's like summer i need you to act like macaulay culkin and home improvement and come up with a bunch of plans for these robots

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you mean

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in home improvement yeah what did i say you said

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the home improvement yeah you'll or be like al borland from home improvement

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al borland would be he al borland could get us out of the specs i know it

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for sure you're going to say like al borland and in home alone

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why are you doing scooby-doo

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okay so tiger you or summer you want to try to steal the key

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yeah let's see let's see if i can do that all right so you walk up to layla

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who's waiting at another table or she's serving another table

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and she turns around seeing you and goes oh oh honey what do you want

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i'll get right over to your table don't worry about it yeah well i mean you do but you never ever bring

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us anything um so you know don't worry about some onions one time yeah you threw onions i mean then

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you set me on fire so i mean i hardly count that as uh you know good i mean i think you did attack us

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first with a broken bottle and a chair

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unclear now that's what happened

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i think maybe we threw a chair at the band but not you i would never do that to you

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i like you here at frankie cream's the employees are family

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what about you you attack us all can i can i be part of your family no

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please you are nothing but a meat bag i'm an orphan no i see your father i've killed your father

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yeah now i'm an orphan no he's right there he's got a pot on his head for some reason i don't know

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i'm ready for battle

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i've got a ladle now

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okay

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i'm gonna go well at all

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um

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i don't know

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so she turns around starts starts talking to the table that she was

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summer

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how's your china around

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steal do it shut up shut up pothead

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oh got him

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gotcha there

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all right i'm gonna i'm gonna make my move

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all right you're gonna try to like pickpocket

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yeah i say

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give me a sleight of hand check

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do i get a bonus

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no

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perhaps advantage

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perhaps

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i'll just skip the roll and just say i lost

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holy

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shit

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so you managed to

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to take your pants off

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is that how you wanna

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no no no no i uh

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i get

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i get it but also i i panster

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that

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please i don't think that's how sleight of hand works

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okay fine then what did i get what do i get give me give me

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you got the key

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you got the key to

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well you got two keys

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right out of it instead of just the one for the bag you you got two keys

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okay

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all right

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and are they labeled

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yeah one says uh kitchen drawers and the other says um says a liquor cabinet

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and did i win the key to her heart

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no that is somewhere else

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can i make a sleight of hand check for it

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sure

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no i'm not doing it i'm gonna i gotta push my luck

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all right so uh

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all right i'm gonna come over by by jerry

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all right and back in the kitchen

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yeah okay

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i'm sitting on a little stool with my ladle just kind of like

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i'm kind of really really spooked because i got killed twice and

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in jerry's ladle is just cereal

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he's got a spoon in the other hand he's eating

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he's eating cereal out of the ladle

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cheerios they come frosted now

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hey dirt look what i got

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what is it it's a key

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for what

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uh the drawers

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what are you gonna find in the drawers

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i don't know but i impossible for a perception check to go poorly if i already have the key to the drawers

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so i would like to open the drawers now

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okay so you're successfully able to open them

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and i look inside and they're full of

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gauze

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there's uh there's a tube meat

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a creme brulee torch

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there's a couple of meat tenderizers

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yes and potato peelers

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nitrous tanks

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how about a handgun

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yeah handgun no is it

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yes a shotgun under the bar

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can we look for this yet

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here in the kitchen

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yes

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did we look for this yet i don't think we look for a shotgun summer why did we

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why have we died three times not thinking about there might be a shotgun underneath the bar

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some of these losers have died more than that

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oh my god

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he's right

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oh my god

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what the hell am i gonna do with a potato peeler

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and another drawer there's a knife sharpener

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all right great

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it it might be

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depends on how you use it

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oh i guess maybe we could sharpen the pizza the pizza shovels

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yeah sharpen them with the pizza cutter

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i still don't know how we're gonna cut a robot

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well that's why i have my ladle and i grab a meat tenderizer

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now i'm double they have no meat

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i've just been accumulating pots and pans on my body like now i have it on like armored

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kind of like you come home from work and the kid has figured out how to open the childproof doors and

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he just like puts on all the pots and pans like he's a knight exactly and it's just been slowly

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happening every time every every shot you see of me i just got accumulated another thing on me

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you're just covered in spoons and pans and sheets and tin foil i got forks on my fist like i'm wolverine

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but they're forks

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yeah

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all right

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yeah

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yeah it's going well uh but i did grab a meat tenderizer so that's gonna be great because

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uh because you know you can't cut a robot i found out

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right you can't smack them with a meat tenderizer

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it's just a small hammer

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do you ever do we have a regular hammer have you ever seen an industrial

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no obviously i haven't

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they're they're like this big

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okay they're pretty big they're basically a hammer

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it's like the size of a sledgehammer but like

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a piece of the weight

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and it's magic

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no

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yo-ho

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okay uh i'm gonna can i try putting the pizza shovel in the knife sharpener and see if i can

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sharpen the edge

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still don't know how i'm gonna cut a robot but

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what if you just smack it with the with the side of it like it's a shovel

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what if i just slap my fanny

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yeah i feel like that's not gonna help our situation summer

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it might shut my dad up

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uh

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embarrassment

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give me a survival check

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for smacking his fanny

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no

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you know it means something different in england

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honey

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14

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okay yes you are able to sharpen the edges of the pizza show

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i would like to demonstrate a sharpness

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by

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is there cheese close by

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nope all you got is bruschetta

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and onions

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this place is terrible

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dad dad listen to me

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they're very important

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are you talking to me honey and i lift up my i lift up my two things

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oh here you are honey i'm building a robot of pots and pans now that's my new thing this week

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that's not a robot it's a robot it's an iron man suit i'm doing it like iron man you know who

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iron man is right no yeah yes i know who iron man is that is so 15 years ago now grab that onion over there

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i grab the onion toss it at me

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i toss the onion all right uh

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jerry give me an athletics check

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i give the athletics check

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i really shouldn't eat

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jerry's on the radio he

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jerry successfully throws the

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the onion in your direction

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yeah

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summer

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uh-huh

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you don't even know what i'm gonna do

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okay

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you don't even know my real name

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what are you gonna do

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i'm gonna swing the pizza shovel at it and try to cut it in half

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exactly what i thought you were gonna do

248
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,760
you didn't know that you probably thought i was

249
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,840
no you probably thought i was gonna try and eat it

250
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,920
discreetly

251
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,800
discreetly

252
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,120
i ate it

253
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,960
give me an athletic check

254
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,080
all right

255
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,560
give it to him

256
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,400
four

257
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,440
all right

258
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,320
you clip it a little bit and it cuts through

259
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,440
uh-huh

260
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,960
just like the the root end gets cut off

261
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,400
uh-huh

262
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,080
and the rest flies over your head

263
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,280
does jerry start crying from having cut an onion

264
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,400
jerry didn't cut the onion

265
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,960
i know but it's closer to him probably

266
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,280
i don't cry over everything

267
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:04,920
no it's not

268
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,720
okay so i guess the answer is no

269
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,320
no

270
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i do not cry

271
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take that

272
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,000
all right cool so now i have this thing

273
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,880
cool how do you like that

274
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,360
it's pretty great

275
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,160
um

276
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,160
all right all of a sudden

277
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,840
while you're standing in the kitchen brimble walks in

278
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after seeing you smash smack your face into the door

279
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:40,440
all right he came to check on you see how you're doing and sees you cut this onion

280
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:48,360
barely cut the onion right out of midair oh man that's so cool i wish i had one of those to help fight these things

281
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,840
well too bad because i got the only one

282
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,320
oh

283
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:59,160
oh all right um

284
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,120
no i'm just kidding

285
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,680
i hope your face is okay i'm just gonna

286
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:08,440
no no no i was just i'm just josh i'm just joshing you i could show you how to do this for a price

287
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:14,280
uh no that's hold no you didn't answer the prices

288
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:19,080
now that i know this is possible oh i guess i'm just gonna go

289
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:27,480
do it sit back at my table with my family no i'm sorry brimble i we got off on the wrong foot

290
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:32,680
why don't you come over here honey and i will make you a knife shovel of persuasion check

291
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,400
i don't know why i have to make a persuasion check he already wanted to do this

292
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,680
yeah until he saw you smash your face into the

293
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,560
okay

294
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,280
18

295
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:46,920
now suck it

296
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,720
what

297
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,240
i said there you go 18

298
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,960
suck it so he comes back in and and asks for

299
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for the pizza shovel

300
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,720
right and then i take a pizza shovel and i say let me show you how to do it and then

301
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,200
there's only one

302
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:14,600
oh okay here's the pizza shovel i guess i'll just sit here with my thumb up my ass

303
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:19,080
i mean you do have a sword and a bow

304
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,080
yeah i didn't have anything

305
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,120
yeah great

306
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:27,000
i know earlier the last time i tried to throw a candle it hit my little brother in the face

307
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,320
yeah well i don't listen i don't care

308
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:35,160
that's wow that you're part of the module give me that back

309
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,880
here have this have this

310
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,000
potato peeler

311
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,200
no yeah take this potato peeler

312
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:51,000
all right okay so you switch back like i don't i don't know what i'm gonna do with this

313
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,880
yeah me neither

314
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,920
he just

315
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,520
i hold his head down and defeat and walks out of the kitchen

316
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:03,800
so i poke my head out of my uh pots and fans fort and like honey what do you do that for

317
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,800
i don't know why i do the things i do

318
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:17,560
why don't you come on in we'll set you up in my parlor we'll get this all worked out but you need to go

319
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:24,840
back out there and uh get ourselves to get ourselves an army there's a bunch of knives on the other side of that wall that i'm sure that they can use to help defend us

320
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:27,400
okay

321
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:35,800
can i make it can i are there any other sticks are there sticks in a in a kitchen like uh

322
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,600
i don't know like a broom all right i think there's there's brooms and bobs

323
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:48,920
i'm gonna take a broom and uh can i just attach a bunch of knives to it maybe two to to the end if

324
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:53,240
there's two brooms can i make two like what do you what do you call those things like that

325
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,160
you're like a stick that's got two knives on the end

326
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,960
oh okay um how

327
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:05,800
what do you mean how i just told you how how are you going to attach them to the stick

328
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:11,160
oh my god what is this fucking wood shop i don't know like tape they got duct tape back there of

329
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,360
course they got duct tape it's a kitchen no they don't

330
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:22,520
uh okay well i guess that idea is out uh then i was just break and give them sticks and break them in

331
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,240
half and just now they have sticks

332
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:34,360
is there string i don't know knives there why are you giving them broken sticks what are they going to

333
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,120
do with the knife if they get close enough

334
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:42,360
because they need range as soon as the robots get on them then it's game over

335
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:48,760
well you came over man last time was to just be let them be a meat grinder and clog up the gum

336
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:57,720
okay come up the work i just don't see how i my my sword did just did nothing last time i don't see how

337
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:04,360
a knife would be good what if they're fine your bow your bow did did some work yes my bow not my sword

338
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:13,720
though i mean it would still do damage okay so i guess i would just just gather up all the knives okay

339
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,640
and see a guy go pull them down one by one he's like i don't know why i'm doing this

340
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:31,400
all right but with stundly enough there are exactly the right amount of knives to people to patrons

341
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:37,800
i'm not sure they're going to listen to me they don't like me you haven't been too charming lately

342
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:46,200
i tried you chased the one guy who liked you out of here he was trying to take my weapon he was

343
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:53,400
trying he was trying to he was trying to get support i'm not sure he just kind of came in and made fun

344
00:23:53,400 --> 00:24:01,320
of me for walking to the door and then demanded to take my stuff he he asked if you were okay

345
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:12,040
and i said no i'm not sure that's what he said no that's not what he said he wanted to he said i

346
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:17,160
just came in here to check to see how you're you're doing after running into the door and then he tried

347
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:24,600
to take my stuff he asked for no he came in and said oh my god that's so cool i wish i had one of those

348
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:33,080
all right you're right i was right i'm just a hormonal teenage girl i was gonna say that does

349
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:44,680
track that you would probably be like no this is my shit yeah but okay well besides that uh so i've

350
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:54,600
gathered all the knives okay and uh you're gonna try to give them to people well i was nice for

351
00:24:54,600 --> 00:25:00,040
everybody all right listen up bitches i'm gonna walk out of the door who wants a knife

352
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:09,080
everyone turns and stares at you what what knives who wants a knife where where did you get the knives

353
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:18,600
from i stole them from where everybody knows what's in a kitchen and what's in a kitchen is knives so

354
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:25,480
here's the knife you want a knife come get a knife i guess so all right that's the spirit here's a knife

355
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:34,280
make sure you give them to the children honey how many children are there come on all right here's a knife

356
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:42,840
give them three no just i only have so many knives one more one more that he can carry to the to the child

357
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:54,040
there was a cleaver the child that's part of the knife cat is it though yeah would be cool if it was

358
00:25:54,040 --> 00:26:03,960
attached to a stick yeah like an axe wait like an axe we should do oh a kitchen axe a kitchen axe

359
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,440
no a kitchen axe

360
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:16,200
all right so i hand i hand out knives to the the peoples so all the commoners okay so they they all

361
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:23,080
they all have uh they're not the knives now all right and i teach them proper knife

362
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,240
gratifying one of the the triplets comes up

363
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:33,720
that last slaughter fest so i i think we're gonna follow you guys this time

364
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,160
i don't know about that's a good idea i mean you killed one of them really

365
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:49,080
and that that really yeah you did that was the the best we've seen you one of them died in the explosion

366
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,760
yeah it was huh you bunch of wieners how many times have you guys died

367
00:26:54,760 --> 00:27:03,800
too probably double digits yeah so maybe you should follow us yeah i i i think we will

368
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:12,600
all right good here's a knife i've got a knife here's a knife you already gave me one good because

369
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:18,840
good now you keep it and you put it to good use follow me and don't be scared

370
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:25,400
okay so they should stand up with the knife not their knives in the hand

371
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:31,000
they like me now they'll follow you

372
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:40,040
so they must like me that does not mean they like you they love me i don't like you either

373
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:48,840
no all right all right uh i guess that's all there is to be found in the kitchen uh can we make some kind of

374
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,480
um

375
00:27:49,480 --> 00:28:02,760
oh baster plus fire equals and base fire yes exactly you get caught up in the base fire

376
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,400
exactly

377
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:14,360
that's rock and roll let's go get it i come out i'm like clanking around in my pot and pans armor you know

378
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,840
it's not i'm yeah it's not it's it's it's it's pretty fashionable

379
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:31,000
did we lose andy no i i i it's not a very flattering picture but i'm still here okay that is a great picture

380
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,520
i might make that my profile picture on all my date websites yeah

381
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:48,120
all right so what's next um now we play the waiting game

382
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:56,360
or we start building a fort another one i would like to build a trebuchet

383
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:04,440
you don't have time for that we have 12 hours it takes a lot longer to do that okay

384
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,560
uh then i guess we'll build nothing and we'll just wait

385
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:16,840
that's it uh well i'm not sure what we have time for i guess we don't have time for a trebuchet

386
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,680
uh there's no shotgun under the bar no

387
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:31,400
there's i mean you don't want to go get that propane tank i what i'd like to investigate the uh

388
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:38,120
liquor cabinet okay so you go you go behind the bar and there's there's a liquor cabinet back there you

389
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:44,120
open it up and there is a bunch of bacardi 151 in there and some other booze

390
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,000
and it also happens to be there where they keep the towels to wipe down at the end of the night

391
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,800
oh that's great we're making molotov cocktails baby

392
00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:01,960
molotov cocktails actually give me all those knives back we're making molotov cock knife

393
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,680
explosions explosions explosions

394
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:18,600
we want explosions all right uh yeah i'm gonna set up just hella molotov cocktails okay

395
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,600
so doing that takes up like two hours

396
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,360
these better be some fucking awesome

397
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:39,080
we're gonna die we're gonna die again doesn't matter when are there any extension cords

398
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,680
give me a perception check

399
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:57,800
yeah you see one hooked up to like uh from the blender behind the bar to an outlet

400
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:07,720
all right i'd like to cut it open with my knives you're gonna cut the electrical cord

401
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:17,400
well i'm gonna unplug it first okay then i'd like to cut it open and defy some type of electrical trap

402
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:25,480
okay how are you gonna do that well i'm gonna take one of those sheets off of jerry

403
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:38,040
and i'm gonna put and the ends of the uh you know extension cord on either end of the uh the sheets

404
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:46,280
okay and um put that on the ground and cover it with leaves and hopefully they step on it

405
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,840
there are no leaves here all right well let me just like lay it on the paper okay

406
00:31:50,840 --> 00:32:02,600
or yeah but no not toilet paper toilet paper toilet paper no yes all right uh uh where did you

407
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:08,360
stash your uh molotov cocktails in our booth in our fort that i built

408
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:19,080
okay okay all right and you put the metal sheet tray on the floor in front of it yeah okay

409
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,560
all right give me a

410
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,080
you know give me a history check

411
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:41,560
five five five uh you set it up but you're really really not sure if it's gonna work because you've

412
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:47,960
never done that before no why would i have done that before well you've never really messed around with electricity

413
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:59,080
okay well let's hope it works okay so you got

414
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:08,440
you got the fork with a bunch of molotovs in it yeah all the patrons have a knife right what about my

415
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:17,320
what about my boy brad brim brim brim i've been calling him brad uh he still has his potato peeler all right

416
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,800
can I inspire him with love?

417
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,940
Give me a charisma check.

418
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,560
A glove of love.

419
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,960
A glove of love.

420
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:39,820
I don't have charisma.

421
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:43,380
Not even underneath your checks?

422
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,440
Definitely not under skills.

423
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,880
Okay, under checks I do.

424
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,840
All right.

425
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,880
Six.

426
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,780
Six.

427
00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,300
No, it doesn't work.

428
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,320
He just kind of hangs his head.

429
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,440
And he just looks defeated.

430
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,340
Well, at least he's got the right attitude.

431
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:12,700
All right.

432
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,600
What's next?

433
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,700
Jerry, you haven't done anything in a while.

434
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:23,060
I think I'm just going to prepare for the battle, I guess.

435
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:24,520
I'm going to try to attack him.

436
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,180
Is there any place high I can hide?

437
00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:34,740
Is there hanging lights that I can jump and hang on top of so I can jump down and attack

438
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,480
them when they come in?

439
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,880
No.

440
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,980
All right.

441
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:38,840
Well, you know what?

442
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,200
Actually, give me a perception check.

443
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:41,660
I will perceive everything.

444
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:41,660
I will perceive everything.

445
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,300
I will perceive everything.

446
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,780
And you'll never see it coming.

447
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:56,400
You do notice that there are a couple of low-hated lights with fans on them.

448
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,280
All right.

449
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,500
I climb up and try to...

450
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,240
I use one of these stools and I get up there.

451
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,540
I scurry up there in my little armored...

452
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,180
My little pots and pan armor.

453
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:04,740
And just...

454
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:06,560
I got my tenderizer and my ladle in.

455
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,240
I'm not sure.

456
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,740
I'm just going to try to...

457
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:12,560
Hopefully not get stabbed or killed with my armor on.

458
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,000
I'm just going to jump down and pound them.

459
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,600
Okay.

460
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,520
I don't have a...

461
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,480
So you're sitting on top of a fan.

462
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,340
Yeah.

463
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,600
Getting ready for it.

464
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,200
Summer is sitting in the fort.

465
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,640
Can I give Brad my sword?

466
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,920
You want to give...

467
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,880
You want to give Brimble your sword?

468
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,740
Yes.

469
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:35,960
Brimble?

470
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,160
Yeah.

471
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,300
Yeah, you can do that.

472
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,200
Hey, Brimble.

473
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,340
Yes?

474
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:45,740
I just was thinking about what happened earlier.

475
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,280
You know, it was really awkward.

476
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,660
You know, I don't really talk to a lot of boys.

477
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:52,740
So, sorry.

478
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:53,480
Really?

479
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,140
It doesn't seem like that.

480
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:56,740
It seems like you've talked to a lot of boys.

481
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,440
I know.

482
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,340
It's because I'm so hot.

483
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,840
But, you know, I don't.

484
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,220
Trust me.

485
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:03,280
Here's a sword.

486
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,180
And I blow a kiss at him.

487
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:10,700
Can I get a real kiss?

488
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:13,360
What, like on the lips?

489
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,220
Yes.

490
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,900
Oh, yeah.

491
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,340
Of course.

492
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:17,660
No.

493
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,260
Of course.

494
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:18,740
I know.

495
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,240
Yeah.

496
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:19,720
Duh.

497
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,900
People kiss on the lips.

498
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:21,500
Sure.

499
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,840
All right.

500
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,100
So, you give him a kiss and he's instantly filled with hope.

501
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:33,580
Can I roll a history to see if I've ever had a kiss before?

502
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,600
Yeah.

503
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:45,880
Oh, my God.

504
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,680
It was my first kiss.

505
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,400
It was.

506
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,940
It was definitely your first kiss and you didn't know how to do it.

507
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,180
So, you accidentally kissed him right on the nose.

508
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,520
Oh, cute.

509
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,180
No, not in a good way.

510
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:04,260
Like, not like on the top, but like on the bottom, like on the nostrils.

511
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:06,080
Oh, cute.

512
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,840
So cute.

513
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,360
Yeah.

514
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,700
That was very, very weird.

515
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,580
This may be true love.

516
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,500
All right.

517
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,040
That was the weirdest kiss I've ever gotten.

518
00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,240
Well, it's the first kiss I've ever gotten.

519
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,080
So, you know, we're all trying.

520
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,460
That was pretty obvious.

521
00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:28,740
Thanks.

522
00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:31,000
Well, good luck with my sword.

523
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,940
Thanks.

524
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:33,760
I think.

525
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Hopefully, I don't fuck this up.

526
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,640
It doesn't matter.

527
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,820
We'll be back here anyway.

528
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:42,900
If you fuck it up, then we'll just have another chance.

529
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,340
Do it.

530
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,260
Okay.

531
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:44,360
Okay.

532
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,820
Okay.

533
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:50,300
So, you guys want to wait for the fight?

534
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,180
Or do you want to take the fight to them?

535
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:55,960
I'm pretty much ready.

536
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,720
I'm probably napping by now.

537
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,920
Can I sit on a fan?

538
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,660
A fan?

539
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,020
What kind of fan are you talking about?

540
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,260
Like a ceiling fan?

541
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:06,900
Ceiling fan.

542
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,060
I'm sitting on top of it?

543
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:09,660
Yeah.

544
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,700
Yeah, I'm napping.

545
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,260
Like a gargoyle.

546
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,740
Yeah, like this.

547
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:20,220
Can I throw the propane tank just to get this party?

548
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,020
on the road?

549
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,520
Yeah.

550
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,560
Give me an athletics check.

551
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,100
Okay.

552
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:30,380
Again, you don't have to throw it.

553
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:31,180
I'm gonna.

554
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:33,400
You can just set it up there.

555
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,680
Nope.

556
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,240
I threw it.

557
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:34,260
Okay.

558
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:34,720
All right.

559
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,500
You threw it.

560
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,460
You threw it.

561
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,020
And it hit.

562
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,900
Blows everyone up.

563
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:40,920
Blows everyone up.

564
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Including Jerry.

565
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,060
No!

566
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:50,060
Hold on.

567
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:52,400
I forgot to adjust some hit points.

568
00:38:52,400 --> 00:39:22,380
I don't know.

569
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:26,380
Okay, so you threw it, and it hit...

570
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:28,020
Where's this guy again?

571
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,740
It hit Thomas T. Toad.

572
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,160
Oh, I've been calling him Tommy.

573
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,660
Yeah, Tommy Toad.

574
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,920
I'm calling him Cranston.

575
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:40,380
And it explodes on contact.

576
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,300
Sending them all to hell.

577
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,540
Robot hell.

578
00:39:46,540 --> 00:40:02,600
All right.

579
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:13,580
All right.

580
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,780
Got to do some math here.

581
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,340
Damn it.

582
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:18,820
It's going to be a while.

583
00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:20,540
Don't you know...

584
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:25,540
Don't you know...

585
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:28,060
That I'm dipping on a fan.

586
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:32,040
Just hanging out on a fan.

587
00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:35,060
Do-do-do.

588
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:38,480
All right.

589
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,540
So after the smoke clears...

590
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:44,540
You can see that...

591
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,660
The animatronics look pretty...

592
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:49,840
Clearly peeved.

593
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,540
Pretty damaged.

594
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:54,800
On the brink of death.

595
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,000
Stiff breeze.

596
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,140
And Piggly Wiggly...

597
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,660
Piggly Wigglebutt...

598
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:04,660
Is just...

599
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:06,500
On the ground.

600
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,660
You can tell that there's no...

601
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:09,660
No electricity going...

602
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,640
Into his body.

603
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,960
Is that another way of saying dead?

604
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,700
Yeah.

605
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,700
Yes.

606
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,660
So now we will...

607
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,420
Roll for initiative.

608
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:27,620
Dead!

609
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:27,660
Dead!

610
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,260
Dead!

611
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:31,660
Hey.

612
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,260
Are you going to put...

613
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,960
Brad in there?

614
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,980
Oh yeah.

615
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,360
There they are.

616
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:36,780
Commoner.

617
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:37,200
Okay.

618
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:47,000
Holy crap.

619
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,180
Oh no.

620
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:49,680
I'm last.

621
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,240
Oh.

622
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:51,800
I'm last.

623
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,320
You are last.

624
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:53,680
Yes.

625
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,600
All right.

626
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:54,920
Well.

627
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,920
Wow.

628
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,400
They got really good rolls.

629
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,520
I'm going to take a nap.

630
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,120
Oh wow.

631
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,800
Yes.

632
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,340
All four of them right at the top there.

633
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:03,140
Yeah.

634
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:04,620
But one of them is dead.

635
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:05,100
So.

636
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:06,740
Yeah.

637
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:07,340
He's not dead.

638
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,360
There's four other ones?

639
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,600
Yeah.

640
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:10,800
Oh.

641
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,040
We are fucked.

642
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,320
Ray of Frost.

643
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,220
So Layla.

644
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:18,220
Layla.

645
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:18,560
Layla.

646
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,560
Uh.

647
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,180
Sees where.

648
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:25,760
Where the bottle came from over at the booth and starts walking towards you.

649
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,340
Oh shit.

650
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:26,760
That's me.

651
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,780
Yeah.

652
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:29,520
Oh shit.

653
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,000
That's me.

654
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,260
But it's kind of far.

655
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:31,940
So that's.

656
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,660
That's the end.

657
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:34,600
So she's just walking.

658
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,620
Okay.

659
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,560
Uh.

660
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,520
Buster the bear.

661
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,580
Also starts walking towards you.

662
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:48,020
So does Billy Beaver.

663
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,280
I call him Billy Beave.

664
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,460
Yeah.

665
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,880
Billy the Beave.

666
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,080
Billy the Beave boy.

667
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,700
And so does Tommy Tito.

668
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,200
Billy the Beave Rodriguez.

669
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,440
All right.

670
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:02,880
So.

671
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,400
Billy the Beave boy.

672
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,560
The Beave Bob Bo.

673
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,900
Billy Beave boy.

674
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,000
Billy Beave Bo.

675
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,180
So it's one of the triplets turn.

676
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:13,340
She walks towards and sits by the.

677
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,560
Comes to the booth.

678
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,340
To the side of the booth.

679
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,260
So does her sister.

680
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,440
And now it is.

681
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,100
Matt.

682
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,260
I was called.

683
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,240
I was called him back.

684
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,320
Uh.

685
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,560
Jerry's turn.

686
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,860
I.

687
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,620
Go invisible.

688
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:32,020
Yeah.

689
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,340
Okay.

690
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,560
Yeah.

691
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,260
You know how long.

692
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,300
We have to wait for your turn.

693
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:39,080
To come up again.

694
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,200
All right.

695
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,480
You're.

696
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:42,920
You're.

697
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,680
You're invisible.

698
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,580
You're already in it.

699
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,400
And you're covered in pans.

700
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,060
You're just going to be.

701
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,720
Do the pans go invisible?

702
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,480
Yes.

703
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,120
The pans are invisible.

704
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,480
As well.

705
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:03,980
I'm glad you're enjoying this.

706
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,000
As they'll make you look.

707
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:07,480
You're like.

708
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,580
So now it is Brimble's turn.

709
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,580
And Brimble walks in.

710
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:12,900
Up.

711
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,440
And attacks Layla.

712
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,380
With the sword.

713
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,880
Okay.

714
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:28,180
Brimble.

715
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:30,000
Brimble.

716
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,380
Invisible.

717
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,860
Brimble.

718
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,320
Brimble.

719
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,960
Invisible.

720
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,600
12.

721
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,220
Death blow.

722
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:46,740
Yeah.

723
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:51,360
Do you need the stats on my sword?

724
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:56,020
I think I got him.

725
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:56,900
It's 100.

726
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,000
1.

727
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,440
2.

728
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,000
1.

729
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,080
2.

730
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,760
Yeah.

731
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,800
If he's using.

732
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,220
Wait.

733
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:04,560
Hold on.

734
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,640
Never mind.

735
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,220
Does 1d10 damage.

736
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,160
If he's two handed.

737
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:11,860
But.

738
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,160
Yeah.

739
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:13,740
He doesn't.

740
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,840
Really know how to.

741
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,280
No.

742
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,700
He's.

743
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,520
Filled with.

744
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,280
Teenage love.

745
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,320
10.

746
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,660
He does 10 damage.

747
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,740
To.

748
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:23,580
To Layla.

749
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,340
But she gets.

750
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:25,980
Disadvantaged.

751
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:27,080
Because she's not wearing pants.

752
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,440
She is still wearing pants.

753
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,440
The other triplet.

754
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,100
Comes up.

755
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:37,440
I don't know.

756
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,240
That made me laugh.

757
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,200
She's not wearing pants.

758
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,780
Because I took him off.

759
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:46,260
Earlier.

760
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:55,080
So the.

761
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:55,860
Third triplet.

762
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,300
Comes up.

763
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:56,720
And attacks.

764
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,640
Buster the bear.

765
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,300
I like.

766
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,240
Buster the bitch.

767
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:06,240
Good one.

768
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:06,380
Good one.

769
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:06,780
Good one.

770
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:19,300
16.

771
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:20,180
And.

772
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,200
Really good rolls.

773
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,700
Yep.

774
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,940
Billy the beat boy.

775
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,420
You beat my beer.

776
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:32,700
Billy the big boy.

777
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,280
You beat my beef.

778
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,500
That is time.

779
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:36,680
Yes.

780
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,900
Two.

781
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,040
Two.

782
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,060
And hits.

783
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:43,760
For.

784
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,420
Two damage.

785
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:50,620
I'll take that.

786
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:51,740
Damn beaver.

787
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:54,440
That is the beef boy.

788
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,940
Okay.

789
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:56,820
I added the.

790
00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:57,360
The mom.

791
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,800
To.

792
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,240
From.

793
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,000
The table.

794
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,400
Burnley's.

795
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,440
Mom.

796
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,540
Oh.

797
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:05,460
I didn't even know he had a mom.

798
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:06,680
Yeah.

799
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,060
It's his.

800
00:47:07,060 --> 00:47:07,940
It's his mom.

801
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,280
And his.

802
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,020
Uncle.

803
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,520
That tracks.

804
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,120
I don't get it.

805
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,060
Well.

806
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,400
You wouldn't know anything about.

807
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,080
That has anything else about his family.

808
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,940
Or anything real.

809
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:21,880
I didn't even know he had a family.

810
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,480
This is real.

811
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,280
And that's for three damage.

812
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,520
Summer.

813
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:35,540
Summer.

814
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:35,540
Summer.

815
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:36,180
It is your turn.

816
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:37,400
That's me.

817
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,220
Yes.

818
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,140
Uh.

819
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,580
I would like to wield my pizza shovel.

820
00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:43,520
At.

821
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:43,840
Wait.

822
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,660
Did anyone get close enough to me yet?

823
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,660
No.

824
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,580
Uh.

825
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,420
Then I will use my longbow.

826
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:51,700
Okay.

827
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,220
And shoot.

828
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:54,720
At.

829
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:54,860
Who?

830
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,540
Um.

831
00:47:57,540 --> 00:47:59,100
Layla.

832
00:47:59,100 --> 00:47:59,940
The turtle.

833
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,080
The lizard.

834
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,720
Layla.

835
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,860
Layla the lizard.

836
00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:03,340
Okay.

837
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,140
Roll a G20.

838
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:04,280
I didn't know you.

839
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:04,620
I didn't know you.

840
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:04,840
I didn't know you.

841
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,080
Uh.

842
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,020
Oh.

843
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:10,560
Shit.

844
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:15,820
Don't cut down.

845
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:15,960
Yeah.

846
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:23,980
Plus.

847
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:23,980
Plus.

848
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,340
So that's an 11.

849
00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:26,180
Because you got plus seven.

850
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:26,680
You miss.

851
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,080
All right.

852
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,440
And I'll just.

853
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,260
Continue.

854
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,180
To wait.

855
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,260
All right.

856
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,480
It is Layla's turn.

857
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,020
She turns and attacks the last person that.

858
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,720
That hit her.

859
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,900
That was me.

860
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,000
No.

861
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,680
You missed.

862
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,640
All right.

863
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,220
So the mom.

864
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:54,200
And she misses.

865
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200
Great.

866
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,340
I mean.

867
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,740
I actually mean great this time.

868
00:48:58,740 --> 00:48:59,680
Yes.

869
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,060
Great.

870
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,920
Great.

871
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,000
That's great.

872
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,060
Great.

873
00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:07,380
So Buster the bear attacks the last triplet.

874
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,760
That attacked him.

875
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,180
Oh boy.

876
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:15,720
And.

877
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,560
Misses.

878
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:22,860
Not so scary now.

879
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,280
Are you?

880
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,940
We all got knives.

881
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,940
Billy the bee.

882
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:30,740
I beat my soul.

883
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:33,760
Love that.

884
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,460
Decides to walk up to the fort to try to attack it.

885
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,820
All right.

886
00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:41,980
And.

887
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:43,780
Do.

888
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:43,980
Do.

889
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:44,040
Do.

890
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,380
Do.

891
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:48,520
Falls right into my trap.

892
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,200
He's going to do.

893
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,780
Insight check.

894
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,240
What?

895
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,300
He's going to do an insight check.

896
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:05,820
He does not see that pan right on the floor.

897
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:06,880
Good.

898
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,680
I'm going to try things.

899
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:25,120
But.

900
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,280
Summer.

901
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,760
Just roll a d20 for me.

902
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,840
Right now?

903
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,560
Yeah.

904
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,040
All right.

905
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:39,340
All right.

906
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:39,360
All right.

907
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:39,640
You.

908
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,160
You did successfully manage to set up the.

909
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,380
The shock pad.

910
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,040
The shock sheet tray.

911
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,480
Okay.

912
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,940
And he will take some damage.

913
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:54,480
Oh.

914
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,600
It just goes off right away.

915
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,100
Oh.

916
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:56,540
I'm smart.

917
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:57,500
Yeah.

918
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:57,880
Yeah.

919
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,380
I mean.

920
00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,080
You just.

921
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,240
Put the electricity on there.

922
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,220
Oh.

923
00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:03,820
It was a hot plate.

924
00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,500
Hot plate.

925
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,620
Hot plate.

926
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:07,260
I mean.

927
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,420
Not really a hot plate.

928
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:09,620
Hot plate.

929
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:13,340
Hot boys.

930
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Doing 11 points of damage.

931
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,120
All right.

932
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,080
And he's so shocked that.

933
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,920
He can't do anything.

934
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,640
He did.

935
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,160
So now it is.

936
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,940
What is it?

937
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:31,660
Who's.

938
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:33,040
Oh.

939
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,300
Tommy to toad.

940
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,560
Tommy to toad.

941
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:36,880
Dude.

942
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,700
Doesn't actually work as well.

943
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:43,740
Hot plate.

944
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:46,900
And starts to attack the.

945
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,680
Fort that you're in.

946
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,620
It's impenetrable.

947
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:52,880
Don't even try it bud.

948
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:58,940
The fort kick ass is impregnable.

949
00:51:58,940 --> 00:51:59,760
So it's going to.

950
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,980
He's going to roll with disadvantage.

951
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:05,100
So we got a three.

952
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,900
So he does not do any damage.

953
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,620
It is the first triplet.

954
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:15,180
She's going to walk up and.

955
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,140
Hit.

956
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:19,900
I think I had their names.

957
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,320
Down by now.

958
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:21,880
Billy.

959
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,980
Billy the beef.

960
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,660
How could you forget that one?

961
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:28,380
The best one.

962
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:32,740
Hit it Jerry.

963
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:34,180
For five.

964
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:35,520
For the beef.

965
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:35,900
Oh.

966
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,560
She misses.

967
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:37,760
She misses.

968
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,700
The second triplet.

969
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,640
Walks up to.

970
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,120
Hits him in the nuts.

971
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,320
To attack.

972
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,060
Buster the bear.

973
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:49,780
Hey triplet.

974
00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:50,800
Aim for the nuts.

975
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:55,700
He hates being hit in them.

976
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:56,920
15.

977
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,720
She does connect.

978
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,360
To his nuts.

979
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,680
Sending him.

980
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,220
Falling to the ground.

981
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:03,760
In agony.

982
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,020
Doing three points.

983
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:07,980
Of damage.

984
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:11,620
Oh.

985
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,300
They have knives.

986
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,120
Yeah.

987
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,020
Okay.

988
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,080
No.

989
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:16,580
Hits.

990
00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:17,400
So.

991
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,580
Jerry.

992
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:19,820
It is your turn.

993
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:21,840
Am I above any of them?

994
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,980
Or am I any kind of convenient way of jumping?

995
00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,500
There's no way to tell.

996
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,560
Because no one can see you.

997
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,800
You're a goddamn invisible.

998
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,860
All right.

999
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:32,660
I'm going to jump on top of the nearest guy in front of me.

1000
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:34,260
Okay.

1001
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:34,720
Pick one.

1002
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,620
The one in front of me.

1003
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:41,440
You're above all of them.

1004
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,780
And invisible.

1005
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:45,580
I'm jumping the Billy the Beef.

1006
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,580
Billy the Beef.

1007
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:51,300
Jumping on the Beef.

1008
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,600
So roll a d20 with advantage.

1009
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,160
How do I do that?

1010
00:53:57,420 --> 00:53:59,240
Just do 2d20.

1011
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,720
Just roll 2d20.

1012
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:01,920
So we'll look at it.

1013
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,120
Okay.

1014
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,640
So you got 15.

1015
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,800
So that is enough to hit.

1016
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,900
If you do.

1017
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,900
Roll your.

1018
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:17,600
What is it?

1019
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,600
Roll 1d6.

1020
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:32,220
1 point of damage.

1021
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:35,780
It's flying damage.

1022
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,760
He's right.

1023
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,840
That's your count.

1024
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,500
That's your count.

1025
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,260
10,000 points.

1026
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:42,760
Maybe 20.

1027
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:43,220
Square inch.

1028
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,840
This commoner attacks Layla.

1029
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,880
Oh no.

1030
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:48,960
No that's.

1031
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,700
No that's good.

1032
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,720
Oh that's.

1033
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,240
Yeah that's.

1034
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:51,600
That's.

1035
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,300
That's Brimbley.

1036
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:52,720
I'm sorry.

1037
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,320
You need to rename him or something.

1038
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,800
Because I need to know about my.

1039
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,960
Okay.

1040
00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,240
Okay.

1041
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,060
So that hits.

1042
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:17,900
For 5 points of damage.

1043
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:27,060
That is the third triplets.

1044
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:31,300
Attack against Buster the bear.

1045
00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:36,060
More like Buster the bitch.

1046
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,420
She misses.

1047
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,520
More like triplet the bitch.

1048
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,800
Summer is your turn.

1049
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,900
I'd like to.

1050
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:48,920
Launch.

1051
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:49,840
My.

1052
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,720
Molotov cocktails.

1053
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:54,840
At who?

1054
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,020
Everyone.

1055
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,520
You can do.

1056
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,120
What is it?

1057
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,140
Action surge right?

1058
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:01,520
So it gives you two actions.

1059
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,320
You can throw two of them.

1060
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,700
At one time?

1061
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,860
You can throw one.

1062
00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:07,960
And then you have to throw another one.

1063
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,260
Oh yeah.

1064
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:11,020
That'll be your action surge.

1065
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,420
Uh.

1066
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:13,060
Alright.

1067
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,140
The.

1068
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:14,840
So.

1069
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,880
Uh.

1070
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,140
Who got zapped?

1071
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,560
Was it Timmy Toad?

1072
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,180
Or was it.

1073
00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:19,520
Uh.

1074
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,280
Beef Boy?

1075
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,760
It was.

1076
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,880
Billy the Beef.

1077
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,820
Alright.

1078
00:56:23,820 --> 00:56:24,320
Yeah.

1079
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,320
I'm gonna.

1080
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,680
I'm gonna target him.

1081
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:27,620
Okay.

1082
00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,440
So.

1083
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,920
Give me.

1084
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,740
An.

1085
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:32,900
Athletics check.

1086
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:33,360
Okay.

1087
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,340
12.

1088
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:40,380
12.

1089
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:40,620
Oh.

1090
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:41,380
Plus 12.

1091
00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:41,780
Okay.

1092
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,340
So you do manage to hit.

1093
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:44,620
Alright.

1094
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,800
And that does.

1095
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,820
Roll.

1096
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:49,420
Uh.

1097
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:50,440
2d6.

1098
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,460
For 6 points of damage.

1099
00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:58,400
Uh huh.

1100
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,540
And.

1101
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:01,840
Uh.

1102
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,900
Billy the Beef is looking.

1103
00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:03,960
Very.

1104
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,720
Very bad.

1105
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:05,760
Am I still hanging out?

1106
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,860
Because I'm gonna hit him with another one.

1107
00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:08,400
Oh no.

1108
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,540
Oh no.

1109
00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:09,880
Tiger.

1110
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,400
You're.

1111
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:10,680
You're.

1112
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:10,860
Yeah.

1113
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:11,220
Yeah.

1114
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:11,440
Right.

1115
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,620
You're gonna hit him with another one.

1116
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:13,960
Yeah.

1117
00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,440
Am I still hanging on top of him?

1118
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,380
No.

1119
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:19,180
Oh.

1120
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:19,800
Oh.

1121
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,960
Doesn't matter.

1122
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,680
Your pots.

1123
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,240
Your precious pans will save you.

1124
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,600
You jumped on top of him.

1125
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:24,840
But.

1126
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,600
You like.

1127
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Bounced out of the way.

1128
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Like.

1129
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,340
You bounced off of him.

1130
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,100
Well.

1131
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:29,820
That's not why I'm lying.

1132
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:30,100
I do.

1133
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:30,740
Okay.

1134
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:31,640
Summer.

1135
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:32,520
Give me another.

1136
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,120
Athletics check please.

1137
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:34,340
No.

1138
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:34,760
You'd much.

1139
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,720
Rather be on fire right now.

1140
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,160
Surviving.

1141
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,520
And.

1142
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,860
2d6 please.

1143
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:52,300
For.

1144
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,880
11 points of damage.

1145
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,180
So you see him.

1146
00:57:57,180 --> 00:57:59,180
After you hit him with the second Molotov cocktail.

1147
00:57:59,180 --> 00:57:59,960
He just kind of.

1148
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,400
Stops functioning.

1149
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,160
He bursts into flames.

1150
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,780
Yeah.

1151
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:07,960
He's on flame.

1152
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,520
But he's like.

1153
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,420
He just kind of like.

1154
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,200
Droops.

1155
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,460
Slowly droops over.

1156
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,120
Ah.

1157
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:12,400
Yeah.

1158
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:12,940
But he like.

1159
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,760
And you can see the glow in his eyes.

1160
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,000
Just fade out.

1161
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,860
Ah.

1162
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:19,040
Yep.

1163
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Take that.

1164
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,720
Beaver.

1165
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,280
Boy.

1166
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:21,640
Okay.

1167
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,420
So now it is.

1168
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:22,840
Uh.

1169
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,780
Layla's turn.

1170
00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:29,060
And she is going to.

1171
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:33,140
Attack.

1172
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,060
She's going to.

1173
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:35,140
Try to bite.

1174
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:37,340
Brimbley.

1175
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:39,240
Brimbley.

1176
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:39,640
No.

1177
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,740
Oh.

1178
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,360
Layla is.

1179
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:43,940
Yeah.

1180
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,640
She was a lizard.

1181
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,400
Lizard's bite.

1182
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,020
They don't got teeth.

1183
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,480
They got.

1184
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,100
It's a robot lizard.

1185
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:53,220
It's a robot lizard.

1186
00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:55,200
Why would they give.

1187
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:55,620
And.

1188
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,420
Misses.

1189
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:57,940
Oh.

1190
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,040
So it is.

1191
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,240
So it is.

1192
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,360
Summer's turn.

1193
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,320
It is.

1194
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,760
Buster the bear's turn.

1195
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,300
To attack.

1196
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:10,680
Buster.

1197
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:10,920
Buster.

1198
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:10,980
Buster.

1199
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:14,220
To attack the first triplet.

1200
00:59:21,220 --> 00:59:21,880
Eight.

1201
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:21,960
Eight.

1202
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,000
Eight.

1203
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Eight.

1204
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:22,040
Eight.

1205
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:22,780
Misses.

1206
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:25,400
Oh.

1207
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:25,760
We are.

1208
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,400
Getting lucky somehow today.

1209
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,660
Yeah.

1210
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:29,720
Uh.

1211
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,980
It's uncharacteristic.

1212
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,260
I am still.

1213
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,220
Without damage.

1214
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,540
Tommy T.

1215
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,220
Toad's turn.

1216
00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:38,020
To attack.

1217
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,380
Summer.

1218
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:40,960
Tommy T.

1219
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,880
Bitch.

1220
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:44,600
And.

1221
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,480
Since you are still in the fort.

1222
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,820
Is with disadvantage.

1223
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,000
Which is seven.

1224
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,840
So he misses.

1225
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:54,780
The first.

1226
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,420
Triplet.

1227
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,320
hits.

1228
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,540
Oh.

1229
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:05,000
Wow.

1230
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,420
He is done.

1231
01:00:07,420 --> 01:00:10,120
This frog is bullied.

1232
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,360
Or two damage.

1233
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,720
That is not really a lot.

1234
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,660
The second triplet.

1235
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:18,940
Attacks.

1236
01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:20,800
Who is that?

1237
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:25,820
Buster.

1238
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,280
So what are you using for.

1239
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,760
The knives.

1240
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,260
Daggers.

1241
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:32,760
Basically.

1242
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,060
Yeah.

1243
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:34,880
Okay.

1244
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,480
Well.

1245
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,400
That's fair.

1246
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,020
Not that you asked.

1247
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,500
And that one misses.

1248
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,640
Not that you asked.

1249
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:50,520
Uh.

1250
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,700
Jerry.

1251
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:53,180
Your turn.

1252
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,860
Um.

1253
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,700
So who is still alive?

1254
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,880
Is he still.

1255
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:58,760
Is he still invisible?

1256
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,840
No.

1257
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,320
He did his attack.

1258
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,120
Oh.

1259
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:02,800
If you attack.

1260
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,420
Then you're not invisible.

1261
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,340
I thought it was just magic.

1262
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:06,520
If you do it.

1263
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:06,900
Uh.

1264
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,200
Uh.

1265
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:07,800
Attack.

1266
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,920
Oh.

1267
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,660
All right.

1268
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:11,120
Um.

1269
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,820
I'm going to hit one with a magic missile.

1270
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:17,260
Okay.

1271
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:19,520
You don't got a magic missile dog.

1272
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,780
Magic mountain baby.

1273
01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:22,640
Magic mountain.

1274
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,480
Okay.

1275
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,940
I really have to go to the bathroom.

1276
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:25,880
Yeah.

1277
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,680
You look like it.

1278
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,460
You actually look like you have to go to the bathroom.

1279
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,220
Yes.

1280
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,540
I'm back.

1281
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:30,560
Oh.

1282
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,020
He's back.

1283
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:31,960
Oh.

1284
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,260
Good.

1285
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:34,060
Yes.

1286
01:01:34,060 --> 01:01:35,380
And now he's back.

1287
01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:36,500
From.

1288
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:36,960
I'm back.

1289
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:37,760
Oh.

1290
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,180
No.

1291
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:40,300
I had to get rid of that picture.

1292
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:41,140
All right.

1293
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:41,520
So.

1294
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,500
You're going to attack with magic missile.

1295
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,080
Yeah.

1296
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,740
All right.

1297
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:48,480
It's a very phallic spell.

1298
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,740
Now you have.

1299
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,960
Three.

1300
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,700
Magic missiles.

1301
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,700
Yeah.

1302
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,140
That launch out.

1303
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,500
You can send them all at one person.

1304
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,780
Or you can send them at different parties.

1305
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,000
I have.

1306
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,980
Blow everything up.

1307
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:00,920
Yeah.

1308
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:01,500
I'll throw a spell.

1309
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,640
Three different parties.

1310
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:06,100
You're going to throw them at three different people?

1311
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:06,780
Yeah.

1312
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:07,560
Okay.

1313
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,120
There's only three left.

1314
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,140
I'm going hog wild.

1315
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,460
I'm going magic mountain.

1316
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:13,240
Okay.

1317
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,440
Roll a one.

1318
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,620
Roll a d20.

1319
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,100
Oh no.

1320
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:20,400
I'm sorry.

1321
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:20,980
You don't have to.

1322
01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:22,920
Sorry.

1323
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,000
I forgot that that automatically hits.

1324
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,480
So roll one d4 plus one.

1325
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,400
One.

1326
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,040
Orange slash.

1327
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,560
One d4.

1328
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,240
And then plus one.

1329
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:36,840
How do you do that?

1330
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,180
You just hit plus one.

1331
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:43,460
Where's the plus button?

1332
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,200
Right by the back.

1333
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,780
You're sitting on it.

1334
01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:51,220
Oh you hit all of them for four damage.

1335
01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:52,480
Four.

1336
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,740
That's it?

1337
01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:58,980
Four damage.

1338
01:02:58,980 --> 01:02:59,980
With that.

1339
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,440
They're dead.

1340
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,960
The lizard is dead.

1341
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,440
Oh I'm kind of sad.

1342
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,720
Ding dong.

1343
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,660
The lizard's dead.

1344
01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:08,520
Which old lizard?

1345
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,340
That's how it goes.

1346
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:12,400
Brimley.

1347
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,240
Brimley after Lay the lizard dies.

1348
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,100
Goes down.

1349
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:20,300
To attack.

1350
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,560
Brimley.

1351
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500
Yes.

1352
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,740
My hero.

1353
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:27,060
Okay.

1354
01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:29,560
I love you.

1355
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:35,300
Brimley doesn't hear that.

1356
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:39,980
I don't like the look of that creature that's on the backside of your paper.

1357
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,620
Let me see it again.

1358
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:45,520
Oh.

1359
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,400
It doesn't look so scary when you do it boo.

1360
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,440
Maybe he won't be so bad.

1361
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,080
That's how it always is.

1362
01:03:58,580 --> 01:03:58,940
Oh.

1363
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,780
And Brimley misses.

1364
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:01,540
Brimley.

1365
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:02,560
I never loved you at all.

1366
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,740
You're a fucking poser.

1367
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:08,180
Okay.

1368
01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:11,900
It is the second triplet's turn to attack.

1369
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:12,200
Who's that?

1370
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:12,900
Is that the beef?

1371
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,780
Or is that Buster?

1372
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,140
Beef is dead.

1373
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:16,160
Beef is dead.

1374
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:16,600
Beef is dead, man.

1375
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,260
So.

1376
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,300
Attacks.

1377
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:19,220
Buster.

1378
01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:22,240
Beef's dead, baby.

1379
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,760
So glad the beef is dead.

1380
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,380
The beef is dead.

1381
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:28,380
And best dead.

1382
01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:29,660
So glad the beef is all dead.

1383
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,980
Summer.

1384
01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:32,060
What?

1385
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:33,020
Your turn.

1386
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:35,540
Uh.

1387
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:40,580
So can I hit Tommy Titoed with my electro plate floor?

1388
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,200
Floor?

1389
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:42,540
No.

1390
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:44,260
That is a stationary thing.

1391
01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:45,260
Okay.

1392
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,500
Um.

1393
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:53,980
And I'm guessing you're going to tell me that all my Molotov cocktails were wasted on Billy the Beef.

1394
01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:55,300
No.

1395
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,380
You said you made a good amount of them.

1396
01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:59,860
Yeah, but I didn't really make a number.

1397
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,040
And I used two on Billy the Beef.

1398
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,260
Hmm.

1399
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,660
I don't know what.

1400
01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:11,880
I mean, I didn't really know what the Molotov cocktails numbers were.

1401
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,040
Should I use that?

1402
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:19,220
Or should I try and longbow Tommy Titoed?

1403
01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:21,460
Because my longbow is pretty fucking sweet.

1404
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:23,900
That is up to you.

1405
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,400
Uh.

1406
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:28,400
Uh.

1407
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,000
Well.

1408
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,220
I know that maybe I shouldn't ask for your advice.

1409
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:37,600
But what do you think?

1410
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,460
You would get more damage out of your bow.

1411
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:42,640
That's what it seems like to me.

1412
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,200
Okay.

1413
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,480
So I'll use my bow.

1414
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:45,200
Okay.

1415
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,880
So roll a 1d20 plus 7.

1416
01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:58,160
I don't think that's enough.

1417
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,740
It is.

1418
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:03,940
Oh, great.

1419
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:04,840
So he's dead now?

1420
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,100
No.

1421
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:06,240
Uh.

1422
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,640
You got to roll.

1423
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,340
Uh.

1424
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,460
1d10 plus 3.

1425
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:12,540
1d10 plus 3.

1426
01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:13,920
Shut up.

1427
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:17,280
Shut up.

1428
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,000
Invisiboy.

1429
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:21,600
So 9 points of damage.

1430
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,580
Not dead yet.

1431
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,200
Not dead yet.

1432
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,060
Not dead yet.

1433
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:30,140
Not dead yet.

1434
01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:31,760
Not dead yet.

1435
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,100
You're about to be.

1436
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:36,040
It will be soon.

1437
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:40,280
I'm not dead yet.

1438
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:43,900
All right.

1439
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:44,560
Uh.

1440
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,300
What is that?

1441
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:47,680
The bug.

1442
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,080
Buster.

1443
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,460
Attacks the.

1444
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,420
Oh, shit.

1445
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:54,280
There's a whole nother.

1446
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,300
Oh, god damn it.

1447
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,760
There's two of them left.

1448
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:01,720
I thought Tommy the Toadboy was the last one.

1449
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,620
Attack the third.

1450
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,940
The third triplet here.

1451
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:05,320
Oh, no.

1452
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,800
We're going to lose a triplet.

1453
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,780
That's fine.

1454
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,540
Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.

1455
01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:15,820
Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.

1456
01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:17,380
Triplet.

1457
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:19,620
Triplet.

1458
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:26,140
For 14 damage.

1459
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,300
And the third triplet is dead.

1460
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,860
Oh.

1461
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:31,320
Dead.

1462
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,460
That's rough.

1463
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:37,700
Now, it is Tommy T. Toad's turn.

1464
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,560
Unfortunately, we did all that bonding with them.

1465
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,880
Emotional.

1466
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,280
He attacks.

1467
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,820
Brimbley.

1468
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,860
Oh, Brimbley.

1469
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:49,300
Brimbley.

1470
01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:50,960
Brimbley.

1471
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,120
I'm Wilford Brimbley.

1472
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,260
And I have diabetes.

1473
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:58,060
Six plus.

1474
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:06,000
Yesterday, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the wife.

1475
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,800
My wife died 10 years ago.

1476
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,720
Who the hell did I hit?

1477
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:16,380
Now that's a good bit.

1478
01:08:16,380 --> 01:08:17,800
That's a Family Guy bit.

1479
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:18,660
Yeah.

1480
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:20,140
It's not all bad.

1481
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,660
No, that's early Family Guy one.

1482
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:23,320
They were pretty funny.

1483
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:28,000
And connects.

1484
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:40,640
10 points of damage.

1485
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,920
And Brimbley is dead.

1486
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,140
Brimbley is dead.

1487
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:46,580
Brimbley?

1488
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,800
That's my boyfriend.

1489
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,900
Not anymore.

1490
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,220
Oh.

1491
01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,600
Can't I have anything?

1492
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,760
The first triplet attacks.

1493
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,000
Buster.

1494
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,600
I hate this game.

1495
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,660
Connected.

1496
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:08,260
With the kitchen knife.

1497
01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:11,280
In the study.

1498
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:14,280
With some mustard.

1499
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,400
And Buster the Bear is dead.

1500
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,560
Oh great.

1501
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,740
But at what cost?

1502
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:25,060
I know running is good for you.

1503
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,100
But at what cost?

1504
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,540
Jerry, your turn.

1505
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,900
All right.

1506
01:09:28,900 --> 01:09:29,680
What's left?

1507
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,780
Who cares?

1508
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,880
My boyfriend's dead.

1509
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,420
That's a good song.

1510
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:35,260
My only shot of love.

1511
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:36,380
It was my first kiss.

1512
01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:38,220
You've got Tommy Titoed.

1513
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:39,240
Who cares?

1514
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,780
My boyfriend's dead.

1515
01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:45,080
Da da da da da da da da da da da da.

1516
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,060
Is that a song?

1517
01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:47,840
Yeah.

1518
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,440
Who cares?

1519
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,060
That sounds like something I would care about.

1520
01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:52,980
Like you're upset and I'm trying to think of this song.

1521
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,820
I'm so mad.

1522
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,180
Have we friends back?

1523
01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:56,900
Yeah, that's it.

1524
01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:59,920
All right.

1525
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:03,400
I am going to go after Tommy Titoed with a ray of frost.

1526
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,100
Classic and deadly.

1527
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:12,420
Because toads are afraid of frost.

1528
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,700
Yeah, I get it.

1529
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:13,700
I get it.

1530
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:13,920
I get it.

1531
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:20,000
Oh shit.

1532
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,220
What do I put out?

1533
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,800
You put r slash.

1534
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,960
Like it's a reddit.

1535
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,680
You miss.

1536
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:48,520
I can't believe Brimpley's dead.

1537
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,220
Life's not worth living.

1538
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:56,400
The second triplet goes over to the third triplet and triplets body and starts crying.

1539
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,000
Summer, you need to snap out of it.

1540
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:06,440
Take your rage out on them who took from you your love.

1541
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,740
Those are not words.

1542
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:10,080
Release the fury.

1543
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,960
What?

1544
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,020
Release the summer heat.

1545
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,300
That sounds better in my head.

1546
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,320
That is good.

1547
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:18,960
All right.

1548
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:19,600
So what am I doing?

1549
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,160
Is it my turn?

1550
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:25,480
Release your natural Guatemala-ness.

1551
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:31,380
I'm going to hit an arrow at the frogman.

1552
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:32,280
Okay.

1553
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,680
1d20 plus 7, I think.

1554
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,520
Oh.

1555
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:41,580
My weapon attack score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20.

1556
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,080
I don't know why it said that to me.

1557
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,220
I clicked on it.

1558
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:44,920
All right.

1559
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:46,440
So that's real, real cool.

1560
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,220
Plus 7.

1561
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:49,000
Really cool.

1562
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,700
Beard.

1563
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,900
There it is.

1564
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,560
There's a critical.

1565
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,740
Yep.

1566
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,780
So I don't know what a critical does.

1567
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:57,980
You're the GM.

1568
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:58,800
Yeah.

1569
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,380
I know.

1570
01:11:59,380 --> 01:12:02,520
That's pretty critical of you to know.

1571
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:08,300
Roll your d10 plus 3.

1572
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:10,620
Who?

1573
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:10,920
Me?

1574
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,300
No, not you.

1575
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,240
You didn't hit.

1576
01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:15,580
You're invisible.

1577
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:18,120
You're a towel.

1578
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,680
No, you're a towel.

1579
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,380
All right.

1580
01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:24,980
With that critical,

1581
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:33,660
he falls back and his hand reaches out and touches that electrical plate.

1582
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,280
And then what?

1583
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:37,120
He gets shocked.

1584
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,040
He commits suicide?

1585
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:40,980
No.

1586
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,420
He doesn't commit suicide.

1587
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,260
He just got knocked back from the shot.

1588
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,600
His arm fell.

1589
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,340
Hit that sheet tray.

1590
01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:49,520
And it'll electrocute it.

1591
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:50,560
He is dead.

1592
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,840
Dead.

1593
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,880
So you guys beat it.

1594
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,120
Yeah.

1595
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:58,080
I run for the door.

1596
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,700
Not even checking on your daughter.

1597
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:06,420
I run out the door.

1598
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,240
So the lights come back on.

1599
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,740
Uh-huh.

1600
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:11,940
Or not back on,

1601
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,980
but they stop like flashing and stuff during the slaughter fest.

1602
01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:17,540
But at what cost?

1603
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,800
Two lives.

1604
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,540
It looks like.

1605
01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:23,660
A triplet.

1606
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,180
And a hunk.

1607
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:25,620
And rindley.

1608
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,660
Did you see any of the hunk?

1609
01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:29,020
Yeah.

1610
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:30,140
The plumber hunk?

1611
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:30,560
The plunk?

1612
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,640
Honey.

1613
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,100
He had diabetes.

1614
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:34,400
You don't want to catch that.

1615
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,620
You told me to marry him.

1616
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:41,180
Well, that was before you told me his name was Brimley.

1617
01:13:41,180 --> 01:13:42,600
I thought you said his name was Brad.

1618
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,780
I'd be okay with Brad the plumber, but not with a Brimley.

1619
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:49,320
His name was not Brimley.

1620
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,620
It was Brimley.

1621
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:51,500
Oh.

1622
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,040
That's even worse.

1623
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,280
It was Brimble.

1624
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,980
I only called him Brimley or Brad and sometimes Tad.

1625
01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:03,000
Well, that all sounds awful.

1626
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,280
He had a terrible name.

1627
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:08,760
Might I suggest you going after, say, a Jerry next time.

1628
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,260
That is sick.

1629
01:14:11,260 --> 01:14:13,320
You are a sick, sick man.

1630
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,180
That is not what I meant.

1631
01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:17,320
I just meant, you know, all Jerry's are pretty good.

1632
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,080
Okay.

1633
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:21,160
Okay.

1634
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,260
I'm pretty sad, though.

1635
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:24,360
I'm broken up.

1636
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,280
This is the biggest thing going on in my life.

1637
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:30,900
You'll get over it, honey.

1638
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:34,460
You'll find yourself a noob, probably.

1639
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:38,260
A noob, probably, probably.

1640
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:45,480
How about you and I go over and have a cup of Cheerios?

1641
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,460
I hate Cheerios.

1642
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:48,140
You know that.

1643
01:14:48,140 --> 01:14:52,260
You would know that if you ever listened to me.

1644
01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:54,380
I listen to you all the time.

1645
01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:57,500
You won't even have to, or else you yell at me.

1646
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:00,540
Are we married?

1647
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:03,440
Oh, no.

1648
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,260
I wouldn't put up with your nonsense.

1649
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:08,340
Your mother's very disappointed in you and me.

1650
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,820
So the lights come on?

1651
01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:15,160
The lights were off?

1652
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:16,120
No, no.

1653
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,020
I fixed that.

1654
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:21,380
They would flash during the Slaughter Fest.

1655
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:22,400
Flash.

1656
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,920
But now they just come back on as normal.

1657
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,040
Like a strobe light?

1658
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,400
Yes.

1659
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,900
It was like a cosmic Slaughter Fest?

1660
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,520
Yeah.

1661
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,020
I wish you would have told us that before.

1662
01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,820
That would really set the scene.

1663
01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:36,980
I thought I did.

1664
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:38,620
I wasn't listening.

1665
01:15:38,620 --> 01:15:39,320
Yeah.

1666
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,960
That sounds about right.

1667
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:46,960
Now it happens.

1668
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:51,540
I mean, what do you want to do?

1669
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:54,260
Do you want to mourn?

1670
01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:56,620
Or are you going to run straight out the door?

1671
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:59,440
I run out the door.

1672
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:01,920
I'm kind of walking around.

1673
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,900
I run out the door.

1674
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,440
Jerry clinks around.

1675
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,920
Yeah, I'm losing.

1676
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,380
I'm losing pots and pans like with my pants.

1677
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,080
And you can't wait to get out.

1678
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,920
Yeah.

1679
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,240
Yeah.

1680
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:17,920
Yeah.

1681
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:24,360
I'll tell you your important question.

1682
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,220
What are you doing?

1683
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:29,060
I'm just sort of wandering around in a daze.

1684
01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:30,560
My boyfriend's dead.

1685
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,180
Okay.

1686
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:34,300
And not feeling great about that.

1687
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,080
Your father just ran out of the door.

1688
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:39,660
Listen, I could get more fathers, but this is a boy.

1689
01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:43,240
And can I give him like a serum?

1690
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Like a health serum?

1691
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,820
Do you have one?

1692
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,840
No.

1693
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,160
No.

1694
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,080
No.

1695
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:56,380
Can I shock him back to life with my magic plate that killed everyone?

1696
01:16:57,660 --> 01:16:59,440
You can try.

1697
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,300
I would like to try.

1698
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,080
Okay.

1699
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:11,780
Give me a performance check.

1700
01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:14,280
What will I have to roll to succeed?

1701
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,460
Roll.

1702
01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:21,360
No, I'm not rolling until you tell me what I have to roll to succeed.

1703
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,360
Then don't roll.

1704
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:24,900
I don't care.

1705
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:27,280
All right.

1706
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:34,840
12.

1707
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,140
Well, all right.

1708
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:41,340
So you successfully drag him over and you put his hand on top of that sheet tray.

1709
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,220
Yeah.

1710
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:45,400
And you see his body jolt.

1711
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,340
Uh-huh.

1712
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:47,200
A little bit.

1713
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,240
Comes back to life.

1714
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,020
And then he bursts into flames.

1715
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:51,520
Oh, that's not good.

1716
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,080
No.

1717
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:58,420
So you just burn the body of your only lover.

1718
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:02,480
I'm just going to walk away casually.

1719
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:06,960
So casual.

1720
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,860
Oh, it's going to be tough for the family.

1721
01:18:08,860 --> 01:18:10,900
Yeah.

1722
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,620
They, uh.

1723
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,520
They really love that boy.

1724
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:18,880
His little brother comes running up and is just crying his eyes out.

1725
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:19,980
Wow.

1726
01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:22,260
You really know how to stick it into us.

1727
01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:24,660
Like, he was already dead.

1728
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:27,040
Why did you do this?

1729
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,120
Oh.

1730
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,680
Why would you do that?

1731
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,680
I'm going to slowly slay.

1732
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,060
He was such a nice person.

1733
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:35,600
He was putting me through school.

1734
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,360
And you just burned him.

1735
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,500
I thought you were his little brother.

1736
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:41,380
I am.

1737
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,320
He was 17.

1738
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,800
How was he putting you through school?

1739
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,200
Plumbers pay very.

1740
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,160
Plumbing pays very well.

1741
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,240
Go to public school.

1742
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:54,340
No.

1743
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:56,440
My mom doesn't want me to.

1744
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:00,100
You've been stuck at a restaurant for her.

1745
01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:03,740
I'm not really going to try to figure this out.

1746
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:09,640
I'm just going to casually slink out of the door where Jerry ran into.

1747
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:10,680
Yep.

1748
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,900
I ran out really quickly.

1749
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,940
What did I see?

1750
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,140
Oh, that looks like booty to me.

1751
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:24,400
I think that's the right room.

1752
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:24,900
Hold on.

1753
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:26,520
It's booty.

1754
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:29,820
The booty room.

1755
01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:31,120
You're in the booty room.

1756
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:33,560
This room looks like a whole.

1757
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,600
This room looks a whole lot like.

1758
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,480
Booty.

1759
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,540
Like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factory.

1760
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:41,500
That scene with all the.

1761
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,980
With all the kids where the one gets sucked up the pipe.

1762
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:44,920
Remember that?

1763
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,020
It's like that, but with gold pieces and treasure everywhere.

1764
01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:53,640
There's a massive treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room.

1765
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,320
The chest is made of wood.

1766
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,620
The toadstool is made of sapphires.

1767
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:02,140
A geyser of gold and platinum coins cascade from a fountain in the wall,

1768
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:07,040
making a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room.

1769
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,220
A bridge across the river is made of diamonds,

1770
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:14,860
and trees along its banks are glittering rubies.

1771
01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:17,620
Gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room.

1772
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,120
Littered with flowers,

1773
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,960
patches from a persiliscent,

1774
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,540
pearlescent white material.

1775
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:24,620
Probably pearl,

1776
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:26,060
all things considered.

1777
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,260
Summer,

1778
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:31,260
Summer,

1779
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:31,280
Summer,

1780
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,960
does this help your morning process?

1781
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,620
What am I going to do with this?

1782
01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:36,800
What am I going to spend this on?

1783
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,420
I've had no opportunities to spend booty.

1784
01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:42,880
All right.

1785
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:43,140
Well,

1786
01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:43,560
I try.

1787
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,520
I'm going to go dive in the money like Scrooge McDuck.

1788
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,720
Okay.

1789
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,880
I'm probably going to end it there,

1790
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,100
though.

1791
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:54,980
But what happens?

1792
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,160
Does he dive in the money?

1793
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:57,940
Does he?

1794
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,040
We'll find out.

1795
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:03,360
In two weeks.

1796
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,240
I just imagine the ending is just me

1797
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,200
diving like Scooge McDuck

1798
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,240
right in mid-dive.

1799
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,920
Like a freeze frame?

1800
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,540
Yeah.

1801
01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:10,800
Yeah.

1802
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:11,800
Yeah.

1803
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:24,300
you

1804
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,060
Thank you.

1805
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:57,040
Thank you.