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do you know the rule andy can you can you tell me how it works

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the spells yeah i don't need to know but i'm kind of curious

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i don't know off of hand because i know he has to study for it right so he only has

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i think because i think it's like in the other game where i can have as many cantrips as i want

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but i need um i can only have so many spells used for once per which should be exactly the same as

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dungeons and dragons yeah so i'm thinking what i'm just gonna do is mage armor and magic missile

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because that just sounds awesome maybe she no shield and magic missile and how many you can use

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those ones the ones you have prepared at first level you have you can use i think you can use it i think

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you have three three spell slots at the first level but what is the slot so you can use either magic

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missiles or what was the other one mage armor as many times you want for each one no okay but just

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one three times one yeah so each slot is one use of either okay mage armor or magic missile can you

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have doubles like two slots of the same thing yeah you have three slots you have those two spells

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prepared okay you can use all three on magic missile or all three on mage armor or two and one okay okay

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so i'm gonna do three i'm gonna do magic missile shield and sleep okay can't you just sleep on like

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you need i'm assuming it's not me sleep you can't sleep on someone else oh

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okay it comes in handy in these type of games you would not notice but it does

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anything would have helped last time i feel like we were really taking up the ass so well so yeah

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there was but that's because there was 50 fucking goblins there was earlier now it's 50 yeah i didn't

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think we should attack them

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there was a door that someone didn't tell us about until halfway through the battles oh yeah there's

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there's another door over here no it's the door you came in no oh you okay i didn't have the door

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you guys came in right on the the uh the screen okay okay but after that battle after you guys died

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three times and mr poopy butthole saved your life um it was it happened to be in like the bedroom

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sleeping quarters of the the

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the

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the dungeon so you guys just fell asleep there and while you were sleeping it was a long rest so you

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gained help your health and nice your spell slots back

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nice

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i just passed out

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huh did you know according this thing magic can't put me to sleep

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yeah i saw that

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i've gotten incredible insomnia

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all right and then on top of that you guys will level up

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can doing it how much health did we gain

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say all of it from the law all of it yeah yeah

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all right so where was i some some i've i already adjusted it in there

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i'm trying to keep it on paper too so i don't know what my total is

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eight or no you were 12 i'm sorry

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well okay you were 12 on the sheet

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and i'm eight right it says under where it says armor class initiative speed right in the middle

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it says maximum hit points 12

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yeah right here

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oh it does it's really small though yeah for some reason

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okay point maximum eight

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yeah all right so plus plus 11 plus 11 one well i was at one so i'm all the way i've got plus 11

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yeah it was a long rest it's been a couple weeks weeks yeah oh god

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so so some some roll a d 10

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okay i'm just gonna roll it in the chat okay

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so you got a three plus two so you had five more hit points

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oh because i'm leveling up yes nice so you said i had five yeah i already threw it onto your sheet

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okay so i'm level two now yes

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which was your second level you gain action action surge which is you can push yourself beyond your normal

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limits for a moment on your turn you can take one additional action on top of your regular action

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and a possible bonus action how often uh to do for it just says for a moment so on your turn on your

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turn so any turn i can take an extra action yeah oh and once once you use this feature you want to

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finish a short or long rest before you can use it again oh so it's only it's like once a day

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once once a oh i see i see uh boo can you roll a d6 please

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did you roll it in the in the chat uh just so do you see where you can type in the chat there's

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like a chat box at the bottom yeah uh type in slash r and then space and then d20 all one word

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no or 10 oh sorry d6

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so boo gains six points oh you got more than me yeah

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so from from eight points so now you're at 14 which i've already added in

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weed

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seven

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nice all right so on second level you can prepare five spells you can only use first

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level three times though okay well i'm just gonna prepare two more spells then i mean you only have

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seven so you're probably add that what is it called again action surge i want to do another magic missile

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no you don't have to do that oh you have three spell slots you prepare five and you can use those three

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spell slots for any of them i'm confused all right so you have there's three spell slots that you can use

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you can use magic three times okay all right you have five spells prepared

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okay okay and you can use any any five of those three times okay it's not like you have to have two magic missiles prepared in one

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whatever oh how many can he prepare five

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i see and he's got five prepared and you can only use magic three times okay so outside of cantrips

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so then i'm just gonna add two more than to that i mean uh mage armor and uh detect mat or burning hands i guess

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okay uh when you use those i will have to look them up yeah

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yeah

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i'm just i'm just making sure i put it on there mage

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yeah so the two you're not using is

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is are which ones i think i got them uh detect magic and burning hand no

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no which ones aren't you using mage armor right i you know i just said major

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okay then shield i shield was what i did my first time the first three times when i before i upgraded

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i was going to use magic missile shield and mat and um

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sleep and uh i'm sorry what was it sleep sleep yeah sleep i'm sorry okay so now you're not taking

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which one detect magic or mage armor i was going to add mage armor and detect magic since you said i had

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two more spots so okay so you're not taking burning hands yeah i don't know what that is

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yeah me neither

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we i you want me to look it up really quick just in case if it is cool probably yeah

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there's it's probably it might be in here andy what is that called spells yeah it would be under

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spells all right so what's it called burning hands burning hand yeah

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yeah it's in here so if you go to the compendium so on on the right there's the chat uh combat uh the

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last one is the gear which is settings the second to last one looks like a book with a globe on it

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that's compendium packs okay and in there uh there's a there's a folder called spells it says spells srd

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which is i don't know source rule description or something like that oh okay if you click on that it

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brings up a search box gotcha and you can type in stuff so you can type in burning hands and it tells

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you what it is did you find it boo lsrd yeah if you double click that then you'll get a search box you

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can type in any spell

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and when you said i had action surge andy yeah what is that called what is that action search

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yeah but is it like a ability is it a a skill what's it called it doesn't say

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oh feature is it a feature or a trait could be a trait let's see feats

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it's called action okay yeah i'll change it to burning hands it's a fire base attack

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i don't know we know how much you like those you know me

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plus detect magic doesn't really like oh it's under class features i was just under there

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uh it's not under feats it's under action or i mean under class features yeah gdb action

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or class features no not ddb i don't know what ddb is

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which is it's it's it's under item and it's class features srd

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towards the top

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it's under items yeah so there's one i there's a there's a section called actor then item

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it says backgrounds and then class features no no i i can't see that that's strange you should

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do you see where it's at i have a little locked symbol next to it but i you can still open it

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under under items yeah so there's item then you see background

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no so oh really how can i see it and you can't

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i have items srd and then under it says items item dnd 5e

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i think you're looking i think that must be a different one that you're because i see items

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do you want me to share my screen and show you or you don't care no we can figure out

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um i am sharing the wrong oh my glob

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that's not what i wanted what was that i shared the i shared discord instead of my entire screen

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that was like the mirror zone yeah

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oh

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see if he does that again uh

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yeah you can see my arrow right so here's

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here's a section where it says item

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so there's if you scroll all the way to the top you have actor

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item and under item there's class features and action

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okay class feature gotcha

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okay all right you guys stop looking at my screen though cheat

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how would we cheat i don't know andy but you would

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i would not you guys are dirty you're good

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okay so you wake back up in the morning or whatever the hell it is you have no idea

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you're underground

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yeah we've been sleeping for weeks probably yeah i was so tired yeah and now you're all healed and

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everything i mean the room smells bad because of the rotten goblin corpses but that's nothing

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well because of uh

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uh

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uh

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the sturge's poop we did nothing to uh

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move the goblins before you took a week-long nap no you just passed out

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you couldn't help it that's part of mr booby mr poopy butthole's magic okay

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he can't he can revive us from near-death experiences but cannot

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in any way help the smell

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okay so what do you guys want to do well um so basically our only motivation is to

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continue to explore the strange place um

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i'm kind of pissed off at this point

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in real life or in the game no and in game sorry i should have put in character

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that's all right you'll get it

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yeah i'm mad yeah i feel like i've been made a fool of

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well you were knocked out by goblins yes

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but it was luck and i need to avenge i'm gonna kill their mother

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oh my goodness their mother or i mean

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or grandmother whichever one i get to first

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why do you have to attack the opposite gender

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they is not no i i'm a woman

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i am a strong independent woman and nobody knocks me out for a week

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nobody nobody

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good not even brad well yes but that's only because i let him enthusiastically

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oh i don't need to hear that i'm right here

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uh what what i forgot your name here here jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry

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jerry jerry jerry i'm an independent woman and if i want to let brad put me into a week-long

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coma sex coma then i'm gonna do it i'm almost 18 almost

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uh all the way so uh yeah we should go forward

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all right what door

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so uh when we came in those goblins were poised against this door right the one on the right

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they were expecting they were expecting us to come in through this one yeah i think maybe we should go

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through that one the goblin door well the goblins were expecting us to come in this door so we

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should go out it that's what i'm thinking

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all right you got

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you're refutable

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we have to find your way

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yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna sashay through that door

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sashay

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sashay i'm an independent woman you gotta do it

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i don't own a token with vision for this i got black screen yeah you gotta turn off token vision

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yeah i have to put the tokens in there first

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well yeah i guess you could do that but i still don't have vision

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vision as vision right

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uh no you want to you want to turn the way where are you at the settings for the scene

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uh no i would just turn off vision for the room so go to the config for the scene and turn off token vision unless you have like walls and shit set up in here which i doubt i do not

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i lick my balls lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick or no no no that's not what it is i eat grass grass grass taste bad oh yeah all right what about now yeah okay all right so that green that green box is a door yeah it's not the door you came in because i didn't think that would be a problem okay so but there is another door that is the door we came in

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yeah so this dusty this dusty old room features a sweet ass treasure chest you sense that bling is imminent

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oh bling that's good

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all right so what do you do

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uh jerry when you're done rolling around you want to talk about this bling i'm i'm having a hard time here

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all right i'm gonna continue to sashay towards the bling

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uh this is here i'm gonna crawl there this is this looks like the bling box

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um i'm going to attempt to open the bling box all right then roll a dexterity saving terminal

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i'm hiding is that a

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feature no skill save

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dexterity

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yeah

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uh normal

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right yeah you don't really have a choice here

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well there's like advantage and disadvantage so

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okay

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all right all of a sudden you hear this all buzzing

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and as you heard that you were able to jump out of the way

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sweeps across the edge of the

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the treasure chest

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but what is it you died it was a solid blade oh jesus that came out but you were able to dodge it

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because you're so dexterous well what the fuck so

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so jerry you tried i i know i saw it from over here

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oh boy these are dad jokes now i know i'm a great dad all right so inside of the chest is

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210 gold pieces

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400 don't write don't don't write that down that's not for you

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and what

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410 silver pieces

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okay

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i gotta look up like this one

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uh

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three

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called ep electrum pieces

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electro

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electrum

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what the hell is electrum

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all right

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two potions of healing

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oh

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and a ruby that smells like fresh baked cherry pie

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cherry pie

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a ruby like a stone that smells like pie

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yeah

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hmm

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can't really do anything with that can you

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hey cure check out how this bling i found

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is that cake

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um

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it's a type of cake

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can i have a bite

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i i wouldn't

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all right

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fine

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00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:56,820
i mean it's more of a ruby than a pie but it smells like

231
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,980
can i can i try to take a bite out of it

232
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,620
i mean it smells a lot better than i smell right now i know that

233
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,500
and i i toss you i toss you the ruby

234
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,460
good

235
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:09,060
i didn't want to smell it anyway i'll put it in my pocket

236
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,340
what is it some kind of ruse

237
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:14,500
i'm your father i know best

238
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:21,700
all right well then i'm taking this this bling and uh i grab the healing potion and i throw it to

239
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,060
you you're gonna need this before i do

240
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:26,180
i catch it

241
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,620
i'd fall over

242
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,300
okay but i'd take the other one

243
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,100
fine you can have it i don't want it anyway

244
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,060
you don't you probably don't even know

245
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:41,060
all right and are we gonna split this gold no i'm taking it you took the ruby

246
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,020
gold

247
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,460
no i'll take

248
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:45,060
some of the gold

249
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:50,980
you can have the silver we can be fine i'll take silver

250
00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:55,780
you don't win gold who's gonna get the electron

251
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,860
what the hell is the electron

252
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,180
let's split the electron

253
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,940
down the middle yeah you can do that

254
00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:07,700
no i it's more there's three pieces oh

255
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:15,460
okay cool all right you're gonna have since you're taking the uh the silver you're gonna have two

256
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:22,660
electrons i'll take one electron one electron and 210 gold yeah

257
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:31,460
and how much silver 410 holy cannoli i feel like i might have gotten the raw deal on this

258
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,500
you've got 210 gold pieces in one

259
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,860
electron piece

260
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:39,620
you got 410 silver pieces

261
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,620
and two electron pieces

262
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,100
i'm into gold ruby

263
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,220
yeah but it smells like pie

264
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,900
so i feel like it's a trap

265
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:53,220
it smells like fresh baked cherry pie

266
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,060
i put down smelly ruby

267
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:59,140
worst worst porn name ever

268
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,260
all right where you guys want to go next

269
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,100
so you got the door you came in

270
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,260
or you can press forward

271
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:12,180
i say is there anything else to see about the room

272
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:15,380
no that's it just the

273
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,580
the treasure chest

274
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,940
no god damn it boom

275
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:25,300
is the sword supposed to be part of my imagination

276
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,260
yes

277
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,420
imagination

278
00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:33,380
there's the british nation and the imagination

279
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:39,460
huh all right yeah let's let's let's go through that door

280
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,940
the door you haven't gone into yet

281
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:47,860
um there's only one door no there's the one you came in and the one you

282
00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:50,900
you don't need to tell me about the door we came in

283
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:55,300
apparently i do okay fine the door we didn't come in

284
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,180
all right

285
00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:57,940
do

286
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,020
should i be drawing a map

287
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:08,660
yes go right ahead do that

288
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,060
all right all right

289
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:11,620
all right

290
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:11,780
go ahead

291
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:18,180
oh so this is like one of those

292
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:21,700
uh-oh french

293
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,740
are we in a cage match

294
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,340
all right

295
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:28,340
all right

296
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:28,980
all right

297
00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,100
so you enter the door

298
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:34,100
and a pair of perfectly rounded stone mounds

299
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,220
cleft artfully straight down the middle filled

300
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,500
fills this room

301
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,100
looks a lot like a butt from where you're standing

302
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:46,420
something shiny glints near the ceiling about four feet above what

303
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,220
what can only be described as this huge butt

304
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,700
just calling it like i see it

305
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:56,340
huh that looks like a butt

306
00:25:56,340 --> 00:26:01,460
all right yes i think it does

307
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,540
uh you said something's hanging from it

308
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:06,820
yeah

309
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:11,540
like a dingleberry

310
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:14,420
no because

311
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,500
shiny shiny dingleberry

312
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,820
and wait i thought the butt was on the ground

313
00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:20,340
the butt's on the ground

314
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,900
the butt is on the ground

315
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:29,140
i so i i bet i can hit that dingleberry and get it down

316
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,900
with your arrow

317
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,700
yeah

318
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,860
yeah

319
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,020
you really think you're that good

320
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,980
yeah i'm the best there ever was

321
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:41,380
i i haven't seen you practice

322
00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:43,540
i mean you see me miss a lot of stuff

323
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,860
no i seen you sitting on the couch

324
00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,900
texting your friends and all that i never seen you

325
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,060
playing with your bow and arrows i keep telling you

326
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:54,500
dad we are role playing we are role playing dad

327
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,820
forget about that i am ari strongbow

328
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:04,340
the stone seems way too small for you to try to hit it

329
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:07,220
but it's hanging from a rope or something

330
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:13,460
you think the rope's gonna be bigger than what's what it's holding no but i bet i can hit it

331
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:16,900
all right okay

332
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:20,900
so what do i got to roll for that roll a d20

333
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:26,660
just a d20 wait what about isn't there like a skill i could do like a bow skill

334
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:29,140
no

335
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:37,060
really all right seems like d20 d20

336
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:45,700
boom five oh no you managed to clip a butt cheek with an arrow

337
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:52,660
like at the ground and i was aiming up yeah oh boy all right well well minus one more arrow

338
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:58,340
minus one more arrow i told you should have been practicing

339
00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:02,020
shut up jerry

340
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:08,900
uh

341
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,260
smack my stomach it made me burn

342
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:15,380
um all right good maybe i should just

343
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:18,980
make a column here for arrows

344
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:24,820
or was i keeping track in the game i don't remember

345
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:28,900
inventory

346
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,220
that's not in here

347
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:36,980
okay um so is there like a butthole

348
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,860
no just just the cheeks

349
00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:41,460
all right

350
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:49,300
and in this room it's round and there's one door

351
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:55,140
there's there are two doors the one including the one you came in okay all right the picture

352
00:28:55,140 --> 00:29:00,180
makes it look like there's four but yeah you have the green box okay yeah the green boxes for

353
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:07,380
doors are the butt is the butt bigger than us yes you would have to climb you have to climb up the butt

354
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,300
if you want to reach the

355
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,620
i start climbing the butt all right

356
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,260
don't climb don't climb the butt

357
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,180
make an acrobatics check

358
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,460
jerry

359
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,820
making it

360
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,260
learning

361
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,340
all right why you gotta climb the butt

362
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:27,780
how do i do that in this game so

363
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:33,860
it's under skills

364
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,140
yeah it's under skills then then i i have that pulled up

365
00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:41,060
then go down to deck

366
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,660
no it's uh

367
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,700
it's under checks dexterity

368
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,260
checks

369
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:52,660
so just throw a dexterity check yeah

370
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:56,100
and then normal

371
00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:02,420
the only other options are advantage and disadvantage so oh yeah it's normal

372
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,380
oh you

373
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,020
try to climb up this

374
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,980
baby smooth surface

375
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,700
to see what the shiny thing is but you

376
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,180
you slip and fall back down

377
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,860
what color is it rock colored

378
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,900
yeah it's like marble

379
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:23,860
oh

380
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:27,940
and it looks does it look fancy or does it look like

381
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,460
old and shit

382
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:31,780
no it's it looks like a

383
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:34,260
pretty fancy

384
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:35,620
okay

385
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:36,580
but

386
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:37,940
all right

387
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:38,820
um

388
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,460
it's more of a derriere

389
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:45,220
is it something that we could like try and perceive more about or

390
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,380
know anything about like

391
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,820
keep trying to climb it because i'm down for that too

392
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,060
but deities or something

393
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,540
um

394
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:59,060
hey i got it

395
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:04,180
you can do a wisdom or an intelligence check

396
00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,540
if you want

397
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:09,780
would an arcana check be appropriate

398
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,700
you can try to do it but

399
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,740
there seems to be no magical aura around these

400
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,700
okay

401
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,940
this big marble smooth butt

402
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:21,860
all right i'm gonna slap on it

403
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,580
flirt flirtily

404
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,660
okay

405
00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:28,900
do i slap on it

406
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:34,580
uh do us a charisma check

407
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,060
all right

408
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,340
hold on

409
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,500
oh

410
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:46,420
please don't tell me you're gonna use that hand to smack the butt

411
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,700
smack the butt

412
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:50,820
come on baby slap the butt

413
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:54,340
nine

414
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:54,980
all right

415
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:55,860
i just missed it

416
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,740
it's just

417
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:00,260
whiffed at it

418
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,740
no you barely touched it and

419
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,140
so it didn't make like a really cool sound

420
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:08,660
no no there's just some kind of like weird giggle that you heard

421
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,980
and the room shakes just a little bit

422
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,500
that's not good

423
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,820
anybody else feel that

424
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:18,500
and that that shiny thing from the ceiling falls down

425
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,020
into the butthole

426
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,660
no not into the butthole just up the crack away from you and onto the other side

427
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,620
i

428
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:29,460
looking around

429
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:31,540
like shiftily

430
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,780
and i slap it again

431
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,260
yeah

432
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:36,900
yeah i'd run another

433
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,780
dyssterity check

434
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:40,740
no it farts

435
00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:42,260
it flirts

436
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,220
it farts

437
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,180
oh

438
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:44,900
oh boy

439
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,020
you slap it

440
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,340
and it's going

441
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:46,660
to

442
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,340
where's that ruby

443
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,100
maybe we can mask this smell

444
00:32:54,100 --> 00:33:00,900
oh no i'm keeping that by me let me tell you that's going to come in handy like right now

445
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:04,420
can i get can we get to the other side of the butt

446
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:07,300
yeah yeah you can walk around the butt

447
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:12,660
i'm gonna walk around and see this i forgot what it was it's a gem or something shiny

448
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:14,980
it's a shiny piece of shiny

449
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:15,860
okay

450
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:22,740
um i would like to inspect it like is it big enough to like pick up and look at

451
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,100
yeah yeah big enough to to pick up okay

452
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,260
is it a sword

453
00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:35,300
no i think so you read it and it says say goodbye to your butt

454
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:40,100
make a dc uh make a dexterity saving turn

455
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,860
hurry

456
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:45,060
not my butt it's my second best

457
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:51,700
oh you got a 19 or 22

458
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,140
do i get an extra butt

459
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:56,500
uh no it only steals half of your ass

460
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,060
no

461
00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:59,860
but i'm so good

462
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,860
but since you did so good

463
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:04,500
i'm gonna let you pick which cheek

464
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,380
oh i want it to be melissa

465
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,620
which is

466
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,860
uh my left butt cheek

467
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,900
i'm gonna make a note of that

468
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:20,420
wait which one was it

469
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,100
so i lost

470
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,740
um i i lost my left butt cheek

471
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:25,780
left

472
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,380
okay butt cheek

473
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,780
minus left

474
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,820
butt cheek

475
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,420
yes

476
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:35,700
whose name was Alyssa

477
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,260
oh i thought you said Melissa

478
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,180
no Melissa is the one i wanted to keep

479
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,380
Alyssa is the one i gave up

480
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:42,900
oh okay

481
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,580
all right

482
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:48,500
on the bright side it doesn't really inflict any damage or pain

483
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,860
it just

484
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,140
you just don't have a left cheek anymore

485
00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:57,300
your left leg still attached to the body but very

486
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,300
fucking weird

487
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,100
so i'm half i'm half Beyonce and half Hank Hill

488
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,380
yeah

489
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:06,020
i'll tell you what

490
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,620
i'll tell you what

491
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:15,300
uh

492
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,380
uh

493
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,540
let's get out of here before i lose my other butt cheek

494
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:23,140
so that was that what was the point of this

495
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,900
just a fart

496
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,540
well and i lost my butt cheek

497
00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:29,300
and you lost a butt cheek

498
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,060
what kind of room is this

499
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,980
it's a smelly one

500
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,700
this room's a real asshole

501
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,220
oh boy

502
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:38,180
dad

503
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:43,540
i'm sorry i'm sorry i know your father has to be the butt of all jokes

504
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:47,860
and i make it look like i'm really embarrassed

505
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,460
let me tell you let me tell you

506
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:49,460
let me tell you

507
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,460
both both

508
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:54,020
in character and out that felt good

509
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,900
all right

510
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,700
do you go out the door

511
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,420
yeah in character and out of character i hate you

512
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:10,180
yeah we're gonna well i mean i'm gonna start moseying slowly and bewilderedly into the other door

513
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,300
the door that we did not come in

514
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,820
are you kind of walking funny because you're missing half your ass

515
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,660
i'm very confused and

516
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:22,900
i mean yeah i'm just walking slow

517
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,900
and i'm sorry i'm bewildered

518
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:29,940
oh man i forgot what it was confused bewildered

519
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:34,420
all right so

520
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:39,700
you exit the room and you find yourself at another junction

521
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,780
to either go left or right

522
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:45,700
so it's like a small like a small room

523
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,940
yeah well it's like a t hallway

524
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:52,740
okay so you come in at the top left of the t so you can either go straight or

525
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:59,220
i don't i don't know i feel like the last decision i made was to slap that butt and it

526
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,340
brought us nothing but pain

527
00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:03,620
what does that have to do with

528
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,940
i'm talking to care

529
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:10,420
okay maybe you should decide left or right

530
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:17,540
go you go in and you got another butt cheek to lose i still got both mine i mean i'm just saying

531
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,740
or i mean i'm the more complete person here

532
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,020
all right and then i scoff at gear i go left

533
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:29,540
no help again

534
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:33,460
i'm rushing it behind kind of slowly but you know

535
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,900
clutching your ruby

536
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,420
well no you know my rubies are my pocket you know

537
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:47,140
i smell like strawberry pie i mean how wizard how much more of a wizard can you want you know

538
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:51,780
i could think of uh a couple other wizards that were more helpful than you

539
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:58,100
yeah but yeah but you ever smell merlin he smelled like a swamp

540
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,740
yeah that's probably true

541
00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:03,620
yeah minecraft

542
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:13,700
my crap all right oh boy that a wizard yeah it's an evil wizard that's christopher lee and he's gonna

543
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,340
fuck us up

544
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:19,620
all right you enter this room a long wide room looms before

545
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:28,020
mysterious runes and patterns cover the room's walls and floors visible at the end of this long room is some sort of evil mage

546
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,020
oh man he's so

547
00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:32,340
oh man he's so fucking evil looking

548
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,660
he's evil looking

549
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,900
anyone can be under the lens of subjective moral parameters and constantly ethical

550
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:43,940
he looks real tough and he blocks the way to the next room

551
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:50,260
figure it out just wait until he starts talking figure it out figure dude figure it

552
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:56,020
hey here

553
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,740
slash max skyblade why don't you go lie to that guy

554
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,420
tell him we're tell him we're important why don't you shoot him with an arrow first

555
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:10,500
no i felt like we've we've been leading with the arrows and it's gotten us nothing but goblins

556
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:17,460
you think he'll listen to me no but he's not gonna listen to me i look like a damn fool i only got half a butt

557
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:25,700
oh you got a point there i am evil mage yells over your bickering and says i cannot be hurt

558
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:29,300
no one can pass through this hall

559
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,100
it is impossible

560
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,700
pardon

561
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,420
you're way down there

562
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:36,820
me

563
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,820
look how loud i have to yell

564
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:42,740
i think he wants us to feed him

565
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,740
i got nothing for him

566
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:48,020
i'm not got it got a whole helping of uh

567
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:51,060
again what do i got what's my magic attack here

568
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:54,900
ray of frost frost hand

569
00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:02,500
all right i walk up and i say excuse me as soon as you walk up the door behind you locks

570
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:08,900
oh i summer i told you to hold the door i was not paying attention

571
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:14,740
i thought we had an open door policy in this house and i think a lot of things dad

572
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,620
i do mean to enforce it when we're out of it

573
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:26,500
all right all right all right so embarrassing me sir i think there's been a misunderstanding

574
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,860
um what are we doing you shall not pass

575
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:39,940
okay i i get it you have to say that i mean hey i got my own little quarter staff here see you can't

576
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:44,660
pass me either it's a wizard right away but why don't you just let us pass this one time

577
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:45,860
you cannot pass

578
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:51,860
what can i do no one has gotten past me i well what would it take to get past you

579
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,540
defeat me

580
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:59,860
yeah well we don't we don't want to defeat you we just just let us

581
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:06,820
let us have to nah i think we can work something out i'm so fucking awesome yeah i know we see that

582
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:12,820
you're great i am i am not going to let you pass unless if you kill me

583
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:19,860
i shoot him in the face with ray of frost i feel like there's a better way

584
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:27,300
i don't think there is i mean he just stands there takes the ray of frost in the in the face

585
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:33,220
and he just goes ha no magic can harm me

586
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:41,220
oh boy that's that makes you very useless doesn't it care yeah arrows now i told you arrows i start

587
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,540
running running where you start clawing at the door

588
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:52,660
and it's not opening summer hit him with your fucking arrow

589
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:56,820
i'm gonna i'm gonna step to him

590
00:41:56,820 --> 00:42:06,980
step to him yeah what does that even mean threateningly oh that's a little different

591
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:10,260
i cannot be intimidated nor hurt by magic

592
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:15,140
hmm you and your one ass cheek what kind of power do you have

593
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:21,380
oh you'll see what kind of power i have and you smell like bat or sturges

594
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:29,780
shit i do i earn that one ass cheek and smell like shit it uh it's not just clean it it doesn't

595
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:35,620
make sense you're you're right shitty is going to be a lot less fun from now on but i'll have to make do

596
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:46,420
now let us go on our way no i look around and i look around at the runes is there anything to be

597
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:48,420
learn from the runes

598
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:52,020
give me a perception check

599
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:57,460
uh that will be skills

600
00:42:57,460 --> 00:43:00,340
yeah it should be under check

601
00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:04,260
no there's two there's two there's skills

602
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:07,860
and then when i so i can click perception skill

603
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:16,020
and then ability modifier would be would be what yeah i think it's automatically added in there

604
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:19,940
well there's there's options like the first the default is wisdom

605
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,100
here

606
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:31,620
i'm just going by what it says on on foundry oh yeah as wisdom okay

607
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:38,580
but i guess you could do a perception intelligence check it's kind of strange i don't know what that

608
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:38,820
means

609
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:45,700
all right so i'm going to do a wisdom a perception wisdom check is that what you want yes

610
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:49,780
oh boy

611
00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:52,900
that's a critical

612
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:59,380
you perceive nothing oh wow how long you've been sitting on that one oh such sweet vindication

613
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,340
uh

614
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:07,460
here but you feel like you're on the right path right path

615
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:12,340
i feel like that's a clue do you know anything about runes

616
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:18,340
me yes you you're the only one else here i'm not talking to that mage he's being a real dick

617
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:29,060
no no insults can harm me no i bet your name i bet your name is one cheek but girls

618
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:35,380
who smell like shit you look like a curtis to me he does look like a curtis

619
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:40,980
no insults can harm me i don't know have you been called curtis much today

620
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:45,380
because you really act the same way as work

621
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:50,260
you're acting like a real curtis have you ever known someone named curtis because let me tell you

622
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:57,620
none of them are good and you look curtis i do need to i mean i think it harms our argument but

623
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,300
bill curtis is pretty cool

624
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:06,660
who the hell is bill curtis i'm character i'm bill curtis and this is the news

625
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:14,820
well there's only one then i don't i i mean i guess i know something let's look at this uh let's

626
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:20,020
look at these runes here what do they look like can i uh run a perception check yeah do a perception

627
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:20,180
check

628
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:26,820
perception i'll give you advantage since you're a wizard that i don't know i assume wizards read

629
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:31,940
how do i how do i do the check uh perception check is it just well the way i did it was is under

630
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:39,380
skills yeah and then isn't perception under there yeah and then you just hit it like normal no go to

631
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:45,540
advantage because i'll give you advantage on it where's it it's right next it's on the yeah it's left

632
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:49,860
uh yes you get to roll two dice and take the highest all right so you got a 17

633
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:54,980
oh you have good perception oh you're the same as me

634
00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:04,820
you you don't all right so the patterns on the left wall make up huge runes representing the letters r

635
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:05,300
and a

636
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:12,260
the right wall contains an equally huge and equally hidden u and n

637
00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:18,580
on the floor you see runes for y and g

638
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:24,260
oh i know what it is we need a ray gun

639
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:32,580
his weakness is ray guns all right out of nowhere a fancy futuristic ray gun

640
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:38,020
begins to appear hovering in the air in front of some some

641
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:42,980
all right i grabbed the right what is it like a rifle

642
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:48,100
no it's like um one of the uh the needlers

643
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:53,060
oh like uh like that ray gun from the simpsons zap

644
00:46:53,060 --> 00:47:04,260
no from halo oh okay well fine i take it i grab it is it real yes okay

645
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:08,580
uh

646
00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:12,100
i point at him what do you think of this what do you think of this curtis

647
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:28,020
i cannot be hurt by weapons yeah or magic uh-huh or being or insults right or one but one but

648
00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:31,780
she's got a

649
00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:34,260
she's got a ray gun that's it

650
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:37,300
you're about to get curtailed

651
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:40,900
yes

652
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,900
yes

653
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,540
all right well

654
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:52,100
shoot that cannot hurt me

655
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,700
the ray gun

656
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,420
it will not hurt me

657
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,900
shoot i am invincible

658
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:00,020
shoot him

659
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,540
for god's sake shoot him

660
00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:07,140
well i look really confused well i take a moment because

661
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:13,220
the last time i went wild and free i lost a butt cheek but i see no way past this the runes are

662
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,900
indisputable i'm gonna shoot

663
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,740
all right

664
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:19,940
so luckily

665
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,300
uh-huh

666
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,940
the bolt from this ray gun goes straight left

667
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,020
uh

668
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:28,740
it tricked you

669
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,220
that's lucky

670
00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:33,860
and then it bounces around the walls and hits the mage right in his shoulder

671
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:38,260
the evil mage drops holding his shoulder in agony he screams

672
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,220
person this

673
00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,500
fucking demon weapon

674
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,780
he's never seen it before he calls you a piece of

675
00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:44,100
shit

676
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:44,900
oh

677
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,540
things

678
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:48,660
you damn one butt cheek

679
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,340
shit smelling whore

680
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:53,460
excuse me

681
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:55,060
and i i

682
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,300
why would you bring a ray gun

683
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:59,940
to a magic fight it doesn't make sense

684
00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,140
i step i step

685
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:01,620
so is he

686
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:04,820
oh man i was gonna really give it to him

687
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:07,460
but can i still can i still clomp up there

688
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,740
like really indignant

689
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,380
yeah fine all right but

690
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:14,260
he's still laying on the floor clutch

691
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:18,180
okay i mean he could still disappear i just i just want to clomp up there because i'm really

692
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:20,500
pissed off that he called me a whore

693
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,460
all right

694
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:24,260
so he's laying on the floor still screaming obscenities

695
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,460
i

696
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:31,460
excuse me it is 2022 i'm an independent woman nobody calls me a whore except brad

697
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:37,700
and that's because i asked him to and i mean then brad is a whore too

698
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,860
oh and then i shoot

699
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:43,700
oh no it as soon as you shot the ray gun disappeared

700
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,140
oh no

701
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,860
yeah you are now defenseless

702
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,300
against this mage

703
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:53,140
but my emotions have gotten the better of me as a woman and

704
00:49:53,140 --> 00:50:03,620
i'm still standing over him and i've drawn my bow and like pointed at him all right he reaches up with his one good arm

705
00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:08,980
oh boy and smacks right where your left butt cheek is missing and then disappears and dies

706
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:09,940
oh

707
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:09,940
oh

708
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,060
oh

709
00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:13,140
it's right on the bone

710
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,900
that was a weird final fact

711
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:17,940
i mean

712
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:20,340
talk about your last will and testament

713
00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,940
oh

714
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:22,180
oh

715
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:23,780
that hurts so much

716
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:28,420
looks like he got the last laugh i guess then

717
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,740
yeah well he's dead so last lap

718
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:35,460
could you really call it a slap it's like hitting somebody's

719
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:35,860
shin

720
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,260
i mean

721
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,380
it's not as satisfying

722
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:42,340
no it wasn't that's the point

723
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,420
dead dead

724
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,340
all right

725
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:53,220
all right so now you have the door you came in

726
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,380
and the door in front of you

727
00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:58,020
oh i'm going to the door in front of us i'm scampering get out of my way

728
00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:03,140
all right awfully brave now are you

729
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:09,540
i mean i was pretty brave before remember when i iced that guy in the face

730
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,860
i didn't know he was going to be immune

731
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,220
no he took that like

732
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,180
can we take a break here

733
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:19,140
yeah

734
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:22,260
yeah

735
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,100
i got a refreshing my drink

736
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,980
hey does this look familiar andy

737
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,380
yeah it looks like bullet

738
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,460
yeah it was it was

739
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,100
oh is that from

740
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,380
yeah oh okay

741
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,380
yeah we didn't drink that much

742
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,900
i'm drinking benchmark tonight

743
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,580
oh it's only eight high

744
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:41,460
i know it was number eight that

745
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:44,820
no it's like they distributed the 10 over eight so it's more

746
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:49,060
what you heard me

747
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:57,780
what don't make fun of me

748
00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:27,760
Thank you.

749
00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,660
Thank you.

750
00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:00,240
Oh, shit.

751
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:09,200
Are you guys back?

752
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,840
Is there a reason I can't hear anything?

753
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,340
Did I go deaf?

754
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:13,480
Yes.

755
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:13,660
Hello?

756
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,860
What?

757
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Okay, good.

758
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Oh, okay.

759
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Good.

760
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,040
I thought I went blind for a second.

761
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,240
You didn't.

762
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,220
Good.

763
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:26,260
Good.

764
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:41,760
That's a Mr. Meeseek's box.

765
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,300
Look at me.

766
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,680
Can do.

767
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:49,180
No.

768
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,000
Fuck.

769
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,680
Don't ever make that noise again.

770
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,680
I hope I don't have to.

771
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,860
As you enter this room,

772
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:04,100
an innocuous-looking teal cube sits on a pedestal in the middle of the room.

773
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:09,760
Atop the cube is an inviting button engraved on the back of the pedestal sentence none of you can read,

774
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,860
no matter how hard you try.

775
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:16,880
All right.

776
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,920
I go and try to read it.

777
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,240
You can't.

778
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:24,620
But what if he tries really hard?

779
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:26,420
Can I run a check?

780
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,780
Yeah.

781
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,200
Give me a wisdom check.

782
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,360
All right.

783
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,540
You still can't read it,

784
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,540
and you take one damage because your brain hurts now.

785
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:43,580
Fine.

786
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:45,420
That's not how this game works.

787
00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:47,100
I don't care.

788
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,640
All right.

789
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,200
What is it?

790
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,060
Oh, you should have four.

791
00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:54,760
Why didn't it change?

792
00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:01,880
Oh, you should have 14 hit points, right?

793
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,800
Yeah, so now I'm down with 13.

794
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,760
I don't know why it didn't save.

795
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,740
Mine's fine.

796
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:13,260
I can't open Jerry's sheet.

797
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,920
Okay.

798
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,260
So what do you do?

799
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:20,740
Uh, oh.

800
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:23,280
I hit the button.

801
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,760
Oh, boy.

802
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,220
All right.

803
00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:26,520
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

804
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,020
Look at me.

805
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:27,720
Ah!

806
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,980
You're not doing the voice.

807
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:33,520
I'm trying to remember the voice.

808
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,320
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

809
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,020
Look at me.

810
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,800
I can't do!

811
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,880
Yeah, that voice.

812
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,500
Yeah.

813
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,260
Horrible voice.

814
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,020
Horrifying.

815
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,460
Do it again.

816
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:47,480
Well, I can't.

817
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,600
Andy's got to do the voice.

818
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,440
He needs to learn and grow as a GM.

819
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,080
He needs to learn how to grow.

820
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,520
Hmm.

821
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,360
I can't do the voice.

822
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:01,920
Yes, you can.

823
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:01,960
Yes, you can.

824
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,840
Apply yourself.

825
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:10,340
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

826
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:10,960
Look at me.

827
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,300
That's it.

828
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:22,720
What do you do with the Meeseeks?

829
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,020
Oh, uh, what are you?

830
00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:28,260
I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

831
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:28,880
Look at me.

832
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:40,100
I, are we, I mean, I mean, this is kind of meta, but we're playing, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons as the characters from Rick and Morty, right?

833
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,300
So, do we have knowledge of what a Meeseeks is?

834
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,280
Yes.

835
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:44,940
Okay.

836
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:50,120
Uh, well, we should tell it to do something.

837
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,620
Quit rolling around and take this seriously.

838
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:55,360
I'm trying to get my screen in order.

839
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,500
That's what I'm trying to do.

840
00:58:56,500 --> 00:59:01,420
I'm zoomed into this one corner of the map, but I can't figure out how to get it right.

841
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,000
Oh, you know what?

842
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,860
Remember, you had to change that setting to put it in trackpad mode before, remember?

843
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:09,780
Thought I did.

844
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:12,040
I know you did on the Star Wars one.

845
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,220
I don't know if it carried over.

846
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:15,180
I have no idea.

847
00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:21,020
On the gear, there's settings.

848
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,860
Well, yeah, configure settings.

849
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:25,840
And where was it at?

850
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,180
I think maybe it was in...

851
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:32,560
Yeah, great.

852
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,060
Thanks.

853
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:35,320
I didn't know you could hear me.

854
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,740
Where is it at?

855
00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:40,960
Maybe it's not in here.

856
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,700
Maybe that was a plug-in that I didn't enable on here.

857
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,720
Well, I fixed it anyway.

858
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,380
And it just cost me to roll.

859
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,600
Did you win?

860
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,780
Yeah.

861
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:54,200
Okay, good.

862
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,000
All right, well, we should ask this MeeSix to do something for us.

863
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,600
Like what?

864
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,360
I don't know, but I'm starting the dialogue.

865
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,580
What are we doing in here again?

866
01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:06,580
Looking for something?

867
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:10,760
I think we're just here for the booty.

868
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,480
Pun intended.

869
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:13,780
Yeah.

870
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,020
Half the half a booty?

871
01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:18,980
No, I mean, I think that's generally why we're here in this dungeon.

872
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:22,480
So, Mr. MeeSix, can we ask him why he's in this dungeon?

873
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,020
Mr. MeeSix, why are you in this dungeon?

874
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:28,960
That's not what Mr. MeeSix does.

875
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,880
He completes a simple action.

876
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,840
Okay.

877
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:38,480
Mr. MeeSix, find out why you're in this dungeon.

878
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,860
I'm just kidding.

879
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:42,800
Oh, boy, I'll try.

880
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,760
And then, what, he just stands there and looks at us?

881
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,220
Ponderingly, yes.

882
01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:54,040
Well, you got any ideas?

883
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,140
What are you waiting for?

884
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:59,600
Oh, so I wasn't sure if, like, he only does, like, the first thing you ask him to do.

885
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,240
Yeah, they have one purpose.

886
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,880
Whatever you tell them to do.

887
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:07,020
So, can we change our mind, or is he already locked in?

888
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,340
He's locked in.

889
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:09,240
All right.

890
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,600
So, what are you waiting for, MeeSix?

891
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,220
Get out of here.

892
01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:13,660
Go find out why you're here.

893
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:18,920
And he sits there thinking for another five seconds.

894
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,380
And he goes, oh, boy, I don't know.

895
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,480
And he starts to go slowly insane.

896
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,800
Oh, boy.

897
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,540
I hit the button again.

898
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:31,820
And because...

899
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,080
Mr. MeeSix, look at me!

900
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,080
That one's broken.

901
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,160
We don't need him anymore.

902
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,380
Kill him.

903
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:42,100
What?

904
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:42,920
What?

905
01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:46,640
No, I would kill that other, the one that's about to go insane.

906
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,300
We don't need an insane MeeSix here.

907
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,580
All right.

908
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:53,500
He tries to do it, but the insane MeeSix kills him.

909
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,600
So, now we're stuck with the insane MeeSix?

910
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,580
Yep.

911
01:01:57,580 --> 01:02:00,940
And all of a sudden, he launches at Cure.

912
01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:03,560
Wait, what?

913
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,120
Why?

914
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,800
No, I hit the button.

915
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,500
Mr. MeeSix, look at me!

916
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:11,620
Defend us.

917
01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:14,140
All right.

918
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:17,060
So, now we have a MeeSix on our sides?

919
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:18,700
Yes.

920
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,700
Hit it again!

921
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:25,020
Hit it, like, 12 times.

922
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:28,040
We're going to have an army of MeeSix, and we're going to take the castle.

923
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,980
Yeah, this seems OP.

924
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:38,940
I'm trying to figure out how to do the encounter again.

925
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:41,660
You can right-click on us,

926
01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:45,640
and click, I forgot what it is.

927
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:48,260
Oh, yeah, the sword and shield, that adds us to the encounter.

928
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:49,620
Oh, okay.

929
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:53,280
Oh, I did not make a MeeSix one.

930
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,080
Oh, it's not going to be in your compendium.

931
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,680
No.

932
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:09,140
I mean, we could just roll, you could just put a blank,

933
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:12,880
a blank character there, and we could just roll it manually.

934
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,360
How can I do the blank character?

935
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,620
If you go, there should be like a plus sign if you go under the character menu.

936
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:27,480
Sign?

937
01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:32,860
Yeah, for adding, or maybe there's a create button or something.

938
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,320
Yeah, I think I found it.

939
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:41,200
Then I have to...

940
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,900
I didn't think you guys would do this.

941
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,600
I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.

942
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,800
Well, I didn't think we would fight the...

943
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,920
I didn't think he would go insane.

944
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,120
I thought it was...

945
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:53,940
I mean, I thought it was...

946
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:55,340
You gave him an impossible goal.

947
01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:58,960
It was a silly question.

948
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,180
Right.

949
01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:04,140
We didn't think it would be a problem.

950
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:07,740
We've seen the episode.

951
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:11,780
He didn't go insane.

952
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:14,900
Well, they did go insane.

953
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:18,780
Yeah, because Jerry couldn't...

954
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:23,640
Couldn't bring down his golf game by two strokes.

955
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,700
Right.

956
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,400
Sounds dirty.

957
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,360
Have you ever tried to relax?

958
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,500
It's an impossibility.

959
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,700
That's pretty good.

960
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,440
That's pretty good.

961
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:41,940
Yeah, but there's a good me-seeks and a bad me-seeks.

962
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:47,800
Also, simple task.

963
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,540
Didn't...

964
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:49,060
Oh, blessed.

965
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,740
Didn't one of them...

966
01:04:50,740 --> 01:04:53,620
Didn't Summer ask him to make her a more complete...

967
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:53,960
complete woman?

968
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,420
Oh, no.

969
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:55,220
That was Beth.

970
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:58,000
What does that even mean?

971
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,620
I don't know, but...

972
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,400
Oh, no.

973
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,200
And it's radioactive?

974
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,340
Well, no.

975
01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:05,420
I'm just using that for good advice.

976
01:05:05,420 --> 01:05:06,520
Oh.

977
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,060
Oh.

978
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:07,860
That works.

979
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,680
And it's radioactive?

980
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,480
I'm radioactive!

981
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,220
I'm radioactive.

982
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:12,460
I'm sorry.

983
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:14,720
Imagine Dragons.

984
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,320
Imagine that.

985
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,040
Good one.

986
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:19,620
Shut up.

987
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,920
Oh, I don't like that.

988
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,380
Roll your...

989
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,820
Oh.

990
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:29,740
Oh, that's bad.

991
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:36,060
If you go to the encounter tab, you should have a little dice next to your name to roll initiative.

992
01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:44,020
Did you find it?

993
01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:45,740
Oh, yeah.

994
01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:46,100
There you are.

995
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:46,840
Oh, nice roll.

996
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,160
Nice roll.

997
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,660
I'm still last.

998
01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:52,680
So, Kira's first.

999
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,260
All right.

1000
01:05:55,260 --> 01:05:57,900
I'm gonna hit him with a magic missile.

1001
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:00,720
Right on, Kate.

1002
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:01,480
Coming out swinging.

1003
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,640
Don't you only get three spells?

1004
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,500
I get like six.

1005
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,380
Okay.

1006
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,220
Like, who am I to say?

1007
01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:14,120
I don't know.

1008
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,800
Who am I to say?

1009
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:25,040
Oh, bitch.

1010
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,380
What is your magic missile?

1011
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:29,580
What is your magic missile?

1012
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:29,580
What is your magic missile?

1013
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:42,760
That should be in here, too, though, in the compendium.

1014
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:48,040
Spells.

1015
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:52,940
Spells, bells, bells, bells.

1016
01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:57,240
Three glowing darts of magical force.

1017
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:01,960
All right.

1018
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,940
So, roll three d4s.

1019
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:11,440
So, how do I do that, Andy?

1020
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:18,640
So, slash r space 3d4.

1021
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,860
All one word.

1022
01:07:21,860 --> 01:07:23,840
All right.

1023
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:23,840
All right.

1024
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:30,160
Oh, is that the average?

1025
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,400
No, that's the total.

1026
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,740
Oh, okay.

1027
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:38,400
I think if you click on it, it expands and tells you what the dice were.

1028
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,460
So, it's a four, a three, and a three.

1029
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:43,000
Oh, okay.

1030
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,440
All right.

1031
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,820
The meat seeks dies.

1032
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:51,000
All right.

1033
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,540
That was easy.

1034
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,960
Can we keep the other one?

1035
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,340
Nope.

1036
01:07:55,340 --> 01:07:56,320
He did his job.

1037
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,100
He disappears.

1038
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,620
No, I...

1039
01:07:58,620 --> 01:07:59,780
It's arguable.

1040
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:03,000
He defended you against the other meat seeks.

1041
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,280
I hit the button.

1042
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,760
Hi, Mr. Meat Seeks.

1043
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:08,340
Look at me.

1044
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:10,160
All right.

1045
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:10,940
Now we're going.

1046
01:08:10,940 --> 01:08:12,460
Nobody give him an order.

1047
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:18,320
Mr. Meat Seeks, you are to defend us and work with us and follow our every order.

1048
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,720
And whim.

1049
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,320
And whim.

1050
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,360
And whim.

1051
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,180
All right.

1052
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:27,840
I hope he doesn't go insane.

1053
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,020
Does it go insane?

1054
01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:32,060
I said, I hope he doesn't.

1055
01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:39,880
I mean, if this, if a meat seeks can't even take a simple bodyguard job, I mean, what's the point anyway?

1056
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:40,380
Yeah.

1057
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:41,400
Why even have a meat seeks?

1058
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:41,900
Can I care?

1059
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:42,500
Can...

1060
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,080
Yeah.

1061
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:43,720
All right.

1062
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:47,880
Can I try reading the inscription?

1063
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,160
You cannot read it.

1064
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,400
But what if I try really hard?

1065
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,100
Roll a wisdom check.

1066
01:08:56,100 --> 01:09:08,700
You still can't read it.

1067
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:11,060
You, your, your brain hurts.

1068
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:12,160
Oh.

1069
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,740
So you lose one health.

1070
01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:15,880
Why did I forget about that lesson you tried to teach?

1071
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:16,520
Boo.

1072
01:09:17,380 --> 01:09:24,260
My note just says minus one reading.

1073
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:27,840
All right.

1074
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:31,440
Uh, I guess we keep going.

1075
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,680
That's all you're going to do?

1076
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,240
Yeah, I guess.

1077
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,720
Is there...

1078
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,680
Where's our meat seeks?

1079
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:46,420
I mean, should we just keep, keep getting meat seeks to do things for us?

1080
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:51,780
Yeah, I, I, I, why don't we hit it like five times?

1081
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:53,240
We only have five meat seekss.

1082
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:55,440
Okay.

1083
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:56,840
I didn't really have all of them.

1084
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,540
But you do it this time.

1085
01:09:58,540 --> 01:09:59,540
Because I've got this one.

1086
01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:00,660
I hit the button.

1087
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:04,680
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

1088
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,200
Look at me.

1089
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,780
All right.

1090
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:08,460
Join our defense coterie.

1091
01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:10,940
You got it.

1092
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,900
That's not what he says.

1093
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,540
He says can do.

1094
01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:17,480
Oh, yeah.

1095
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,700
Can do.

1096
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:19,840
All right.

1097
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,980
I'll hit the button again.

1098
01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:26,780
Uh, and we would like to...

1099
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:27,000
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

1100
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:27,680
Look at me.

1101
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:31,200
Uh, and two more times.

1102
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,900
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

1103
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:34,340
Look at me.

1104
01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:35,160
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

1105
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,700
All right.

1106
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,140
You shall defend us.

1107
01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:40,420
Oh, boy.

1108
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:41,400
You got it.

1109
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:42,740
All right.

1110
01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:45,880
We got a little, we got a little, we got a little, now we got ourselves an actual fucking,

1111
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,180
uh, this is what I'm talking about.

1112
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:49,800
We got ourselves an actual team now.

1113
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,400
Yeah.

1114
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,660
Yeah.

1115
01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:56,020
No, I can already tell this is going to be great.

1116
01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,240
This is going to be great.

1117
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:00,720
Okay.

1118
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,060
Yeah.

1119
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:01,440
All right.

1120
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:09,400
Uh, now we're going to, now Meeseeks, we're going to do an Operation Meeseeks shield.

1121
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,680
Get in front of us and walk through that door.

1122
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,600
You've already given them their orders.

1123
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,320
Which is to defend us.

1124
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,420
To defend you.

1125
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:20,640
There's no certain why or how, but.

1126
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,280
Um.

1127
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,380
Yeah.

1128
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,800
All right.

1129
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,580
Andy, I would suggest you copy all the tokens.

1130
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:33,200
Just, just highlight everything in Command C to paste it into the next room.

1131
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,780
I'm assuming you have no tokens in the next room.

1132
01:11:34,780 --> 01:11:36,960
Oh, there's two doors.

1133
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,120
There are two doors.

1134
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,420
Or three, including the one we came in.

1135
01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:42,040
Yeah.

1136
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:44,740
Um.

1137
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:47,740
All right.

1138
01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:51,060
Well, Jerry, I already walked through the one right in front, which is fine.

1139
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:52,040
All right.

1140
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,740
We'll be fine.

1141
01:11:53,740 --> 01:12:01,520
So that one's not, it's, it's a door, but you, you go up to it and you knock.

1142
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,540
Oh, it's not open.

1143
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:04,840
Yeah.

1144
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,520
Or, or you go up to it.

1145
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,040
You don't knock.

1146
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,560
But.

1147
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,860
And it says, here's another door for you.

1148
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,500
This one's made of an indestructible magic metal.

1149
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,360
I don't know.

1150
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,160
Because I can.

1151
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:21,700
I feel like you keep saying indestructible and undefeatable.

1152
01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,720
And we've defeated some of those people already.

1153
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,100
Anyone.

1154
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:24,780
Anyway.

1155
01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:27,960
It has one of those sliding people things, which is closed.

1156
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,860
Oh.

1157
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:32,140
Uh.

1158
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,160
Knock on it.

1159
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,140
I kick it.

1160
01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:37,720
Nothing.

1161
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,520
I hurt my foot.

1162
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,900
All right.

1163
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:42,640
Um.

1164
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,300
I knock on it.

1165
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:45,980
I go across the room to the other door.

1166
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:47,360
Listen here.

1167
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,420
That's when we came in, I think, isn't it?

1168
01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:50,280
Yeah.

1169
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,120
That's the one you came in.

1170
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,580
That does track.

1171
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,580
I would get confused.

1172
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:55,420
All right.

1173
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:56,160
Go to this one.

1174
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,760
That one's locked.

1175
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,040
So that was all in character.

1176
01:12:59,040 --> 01:12:59,160
Oh my God.

1177
01:12:59,160 --> 01:12:59,760
We're trapped.

1178
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,380
Wait.

1179
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:01,480
Is there a little sliding door?

1180
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:02,700
No.

1181
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:04,080
All right.

1182
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:04,780
I pushed the button.

1183
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:07,060
There's no button.

1184
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:07,740
Wait.

1185
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:08,600
The Meeseeks button.

1186
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,020
Yeah.

1187
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:15,120
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

1188
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:15,680
Look at me.

1189
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,080
Open this door.

1190
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:23,620
The Meeseeks walks over and slides open the peephole slide door and disappears.

1191
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:25,340
What?

1192
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:26,160
Yeah.

1193
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,300
He's going to go open it for us.

1194
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:28,720
He'll be back.

1195
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:29,080
You'll see.

1196
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:34,620
All right.

1197
01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:36,040
Well, now what?

1198
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:39,720
Well, we're waiting for the Meeseeks.

1199
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,940
Waiting for what?

1200
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:42,860
He disappeared.

1201
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:43,500
Him to open the door.

1202
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,960
No, he opened the door on the door and he disappeared.

1203
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,160
Can't we do that?

1204
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,260
Yeah, you could have, but you didn't.

1205
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:55,520
You used the Meeseeks on it.

1206
01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:04,440
You brought a creature into existence to slide open this little door, which you very easily

1207
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,020
could have done.

1208
01:14:05,380 --> 01:14:07,340
Oh, well, let's do that now.

1209
01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,400
Yeah.

1210
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,220
I mean, what do you mean do that now?

1211
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:10,920
It's already open.

1212
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,740
Oh, so we can walk through it.

1213
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:13,540
All right.

1214
01:14:13,540 --> 01:14:14,360
It's a people.

1215
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:20,800
It's like a, it's like on a jail or, you know, like on those prohibition eras.

1216
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,620
Yeah.

1217
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:27,700
You know, you knock on the door and someone slides open the little peephole to talk to.

1218
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,820
Say what you want.

1219
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:29,500
It's one of those.

1220
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,920
The Meeseeks can fit through it?

1221
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,260
No.

1222
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:34,280
He opened it and disappeared.

1223
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:39,360
Oh, but no, we're talking about the, I'll push the button again.

1224
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:44,760
I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

1225
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:45,340
Look at me.

1226
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:49,020
Mr. Meeseeks.

1227
01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:53,000
Mr. Meeseeks.

1228
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,100
Yes.

1229
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:58,020
We want you to.

1230
01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:58,900
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

1231
01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:02,340
We want you to open this door and not the sliding door.

1232
01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:04,780
I'm talking about the entire door so we can get through it.

1233
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,200
That door's already open, idiot.

1234
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:10,860
So Mr. Meeseeks, the sliding people.

1235
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:13,140
Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about.

1236
01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:15,080
I'm talking about the door so we can go through it.

1237
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,640
Wait, is it already open?

1238
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,260
We haven't tried opening it yet?

1239
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:27,220
Mr. Meeseeks walks over and starts tugging on the door to no avail, but he keeps trying.

1240
01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:28,080
Okay.

1241
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:28,600
All right.

1242
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,320
Well, at least we got, we got our best men on it.

1243
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:37,200
We got our best men on the job.

1244
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:41,500
We'll wait out here in a couple hours, I'm sure.

1245
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,760
So is there anything written on the door?

1246
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:50,140
No, but through it, you can see a little flame skull on the other side.

1247
01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:50,900
On the.

1248
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:55,360
Well, is he like just watching us or like he's like.

1249
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:59,400
All you can see through the people is a skeletal mouth chattering away in a froggy voice.

1250
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,180
It says, I'm sorry.

1251
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,060
I'm just so nervous.

1252
01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:03,880
I'm loaded.

1253
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,320
I hope y'all aren't hurt or scared or discomforted or.

1254
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,500
Oh, Lord, it did.

1255
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,620
Oh, no.

1256
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:10,640
I was so startled.

1257
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,080
Is he talking to us?

1258
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,380
Yeah.

1259
01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:14,300
Through the people.

1260
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:15,820
Okay.

1261
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:17,140
The skeletal.

1262
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,720
The skeletal.

1263
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,440
The skeletal thing backs off.

1264
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,160
And you can see it's just a skull yapping away.

1265
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:27,100
It's wreathed in flames and its eye sockets contains.

1266
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,240
There's a fire.

1267
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:33,280
The room beyond the people is covered with hundreds of metal spikes poking out from the

1268
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,260
walls towards the center.

1269
01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:37,160
Some of the spikes on the floor have skulls mounted on them.

1270
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,140
And a little skull says, I've been trapped in here forever.

1271
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:40,560
It seems.

1272
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,180
Isn't that right?

1273
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,020
Could y'all help us?

1274
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:47,120
Could we help you?

1275
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,760
Yes.

1276
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,920
I was just about to ask you the same thing.

1277
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,940
Well, I'm the one trapped in a room.

1278
01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:55,860
I can't open the door.

1279
01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:56,200
I ain't got.

1280
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,620
Uh.

1281
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,760
Okay.

1282
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,000
You want a Mr. Meeseeks?

1283
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,540
What good would that do me?

1284
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,280
I have no arms to press the button.

1285
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,040
But I can push it for you.

1286
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,900
Then you have a Mr. Meeseeks.

1287
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:17,900
And he doesn't fit through the slot, does he?

1288
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:20,020
He will not fit through the slot.

1289
01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:20,300
No.

1290
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,820
We got a Mr. Meeseeks working on the door right now.

1291
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:24,240
He should be in pretty soon.

1292
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,120
It's any minute.

1293
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:26,420
No.

1294
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:29,460
Mr. Meeseeks keeps struggling.

1295
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:30,620
And you can see the.

1296
01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:34,620
You can see the hair on his chin starting to grow.

1297
01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:35,500
Oh, no.

1298
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:36,780
Because he's been here too long.

1299
01:17:36,780 --> 01:17:37,960
Oh, no.

1300
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,440
He's.

1301
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:46,080
I have no idea what we're supposed to do.

1302
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:49,200
I hit the button.

1303
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:55,780
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

1304
01:17:55,780 --> 01:17:57,180
Hey, Mr. Meeseeks.

1305
01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:58,980
What does that inscription say?

1306
01:17:58,980 --> 01:17:59,040
Hey.

1307
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,340
Says, I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

1308
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:07,940
Look at me.

1309
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,240
And he disappears.

1310
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,660
That's it?

1311
01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:14,560
That's it.

1312
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,080
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

1313
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,900
Oh, man.

1314
01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:25,280
Can we look around the room for.

1315
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,920
So it's locked.

1316
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,320
So we're looking at it.

1317
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:29,580
Does it.

1318
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:32,080
It has like a keyhole or something that makes it locked?

1319
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:32,740
No, it's just.

1320
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,320
No, it's just.

1321
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:33,880
No.

1322
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:37,020
The one on the bottom of the room is locked.

1323
01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:38,180
Okay.

1324
01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:39,660
The one with the flames on the other side.

1325
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:40,820
The door is just really heavy.

1326
01:18:40,820 --> 01:18:43,360
And he can't open it up because he doesn't have any.

1327
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,900
Oh, but.

1328
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,020
Oh, it's not.

1329
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,780
Do we try opening the door?

1330
01:18:48,780 --> 01:18:51,420
No, you just walked up to it.

1331
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:56,040
But the Meeseeks has been pulling on the door.

1332
01:18:56,040 --> 01:19:00,060
Mr. Meeseeks is weak.

1333
01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:00,940
All right.

1334
01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:02,200
Let's try opening the door.

1335
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,620
Is it a push?

1336
01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:04,280
Here.

1337
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,760
Here.

1338
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,720
Try opening the door.

1339
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:10,860
I walk up and I try pulling the door.

1340
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,080
All right.

1341
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,360
Give me an athletics check.

1342
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,620
For a door.

1343
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:17,060
I don't.

1344
01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:18,500
I think I can open up a door.

1345
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:22,620
Maybe that's not what you're rolling for.

1346
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:24,800
How do I do this again?

1347
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:25,660
Athletics check.

1348
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:28,980
So under normal and the normal.

1349
01:19:28,980 --> 01:19:29,600
Just normal.

1350
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,940
Yes.

1351
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:39,620
You got a seven.

1352
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:41,720
The door does not budge.

1353
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,560
Get out of here, old man.

1354
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,220
Let me try it.

1355
01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:46,920
Can I can I roll for it?

1356
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,800
Yes.

1357
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,980
Athletics.

1358
01:19:50,980 --> 01:20:02,800
14.

1359
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:02,860
14.

1360
01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:03,220
All right.

1361
01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:05,060
The door starts to open.

1362
01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:08,900
All right.

1363
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:09,800
So the door's open.

1364
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,040
Mr. Meeseeks trying to open the door.

1365
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,020
Disappears.

1366
01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:14,880
So it opened.

1367
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,500
The door opened.

1368
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,340
All right.

1369
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:21,400
We're in.

1370
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,600
That was a lot harder than it should have been.

1371
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:26,500
All right.

1372
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,340
So the door's open.

1373
01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:27,800
What do you do?

1374
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,540
Uh.

1375
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:33,940
Well, we see the skull.

1376
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:36,280
Okay.

1377
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:38,600
And we say.

1378
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,040
That's so.

1379
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:41,760
Hello.

1380
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,280
Hi.

1381
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,240
Thank you for opening the door.

1382
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:47,420
You're welcome.

1383
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:49,440
All right.

1384
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,040
So.

1385
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:50,840
What's up?

1386
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,100
So.

1387
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,160
The.

1388
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,540
It is a bunch of spikes and skull.

1389
01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:55,520
Some skulls on this.

1390
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,900
Oh, I love what you've done to the place.

1391
01:20:59,400 --> 01:20:59,840
So.

1392
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,780
So the little flame skull.

1393
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:04,580
Cast mage hand and picks up the skull.

1394
01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:05,820
Of Andy.

1395
01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:09,100
And starts walking out.

1396
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,760
So there were.

1397
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:12,980
There were two skeletons.

1398
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:14,000
No.

1399
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:14,460
Well.

1400
01:21:15,460 --> 01:21:16,580
One that's on fire.

1401
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,000
And one that he just picked up.

1402
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,320
From one of the spikes.

1403
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,520
Okay.

1404
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,640
So.

1405
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,020
The skull passes the party.

1406
01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:24,640
And.

1407
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,040
Sum.

1408
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,320
Sum.

1409
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,060
Since you did it.

1410
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:27,520
Give me a.

1411
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,000
Uh.

1412
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,900
Perception check with advantage.

1413
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,120
Okay.

1414
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:35,660
Oh.

1415
01:21:35,660 --> 01:21:36,520
This wig is itchy.

1416
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,580
Maybe it's not a wig.

1417
01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,820
Maybe it's lice.

1418
01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:44,300
It's crabs.

1419
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,620
All right.

1420
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:46,120
So.

1421
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:46,720
So.

1422
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:47,820
So you see that.

1423
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:49,200
As the skull is.

1424
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,660
Floating by you.

1425
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:52,040
The.

1426
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,100
There's a tiny glass vial.

1427
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:54,680
That drops.

1428
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,800
Empty eye socket.

1429
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:00,300
Uh.

1430
01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:01,400
Both of you give me.

1431
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,900
A acrobatics check.

1432
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:11,780
Do we ever have to change.

1433
01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:12,800
The ability modifier.

1434
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,540
I don't think so.

1435
01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:15,500
I think that's built in.

1436
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:20,220
All right.

1437
01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:21,440
Who wrote that.

1438
01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:23,000
Oh no.

1439
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:23,300
Sum.

1440
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:23,620
Sum.

1441
01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:24,220
Sum.

1442
01:22:24,220 --> 01:22:24,440
Sum.

1443
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:24,620
Sum.

1444
01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:24,840
You're.

1445
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,540
You're able to catch this vial.

1446
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,780
That's fallen down.

1447
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,640
Whoop.

1448
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,620
And.

1449
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:35,180
You can tell that it was a potion of flying.

1450
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,200
That he dropped out of his eye socket.

1451
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,780
Well.

1452
01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:41,200
I'll save this for a rainy day.

1453
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,600
All right.

1454
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,120
And.

1455
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,340
The flame skull starts to fly by.

1456
01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:47,700
To the door to the south.

1457
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:49,460
And as it does so.

1458
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:51,200
It burns up all these me seeps.

1459
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,640
Wait a second.

1460
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,020
We have so many questions for you.

1461
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:57,020
And it just keeps going.

1462
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,120
Oh boy.

1463
01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:00,600
And it runs into this door.

1464
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,700
That's down on the bottom.

1465
01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:02,540
And it burns it.

1466
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,580
So now it's unlocked.

1467
01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:05,480
Oh.

1468
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,900
And he just keeps on trucking huh.

1469
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:07,760
Yep.

1470
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:08,460
He just keeps going.

1471
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:10,280
And there's nothing in that.

1472
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,880
That room is just basically spikes.

1473
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:12,320
There's nothing.

1474
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,040
There's no more.

1475
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,300
Nothing of interest in there.

1476
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,500
No.

1477
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,540
Then what's the point.

1478
01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:20,380
Dad.

1479
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:23,520
I pushed the button.

1480
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:30,000
Hi Mr. Meeseeks.

1481
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,480
Look at me.

1482
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,420
Slap him please.

1483
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:35,200
Who?

1484
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,600
The.

1485
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:37,200
Uh.

1486
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:37,760
Here.

1487
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,800
Is that.

1488
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,260
Is that the weird looking guy?

1489
01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:42,340
Um.

1490
01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,000
Hey.

1491
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,580
Well we have a strong resemblance.

1492
01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:45,920
So I'd appreciate you.

1493
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,020
Not calling him.

1494
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:48,000
Weird looking.

1495
01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:51,660
Is it the weak looking guy?

1496
01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:52,180
Yeah.

1497
01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:52,560
That one.

1498
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,940
All right.

1499
01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:56,920
And then he slaps.

1500
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,000
And.

1501
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,340
Oh.

1502
01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:02,040
One damage.

1503
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:03,020
Oh.

1504
01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,960
I didn't mean for that to happen.

1505
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:06,320
That was supposed to be for comedy.

1506
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,860
And Mr. Meeseeks disappears.

1507
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,000
Cheers.

1508
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:13,380
This professionals are just associated information about the

1509
01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:19,680
English-speaking individual once inplatz facility or

1510
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,460
near the French Messiah, California for today's service.

1511
01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:25,860
I'm going to show you the best Kiki with this.