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okay you guys want to start by going over your characters at all

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um yeah i i could i could okay you want me to you want me to go you want to all right i'm playing

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some some otherwise known as ari strongbow okay that's great i don't care you're an adventure or

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maybe even a group of adventures whatever why are you here no one cares tell me tell me don't tell me

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your backstory we're here to kick ass and find treasure that's the motivation now get ready to roll

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in front of you is a dark staircase some mysterious shadows begging you to enter and by backing i

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mean you need to go down the stairs or there's not a hell of a lot of purpose of us being here today

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all right

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but we're together yes why aren't your tokens in here uh you have to drag them into this scene

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every time oh really yeah okay bitch

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pass

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okay there you guys are all right making my way down the stairs all right you guys go down the stairs

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right right yeah all right this room is dark and smells like a pet store it's all wood chips and warm

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poop down here a bunch of bats flap around the room they look harmless smells like poop in here

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and warm sawdust i told you i didn't i it was what i ate earlier

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are those are those bats get your they might be why don't you get your bow and arrow and just

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just let me i might get start crawling i'm i'm not gonna shoot a bat you know how hard it is to hit a bat

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well good thing these aren't bats they're sturges and they start to attack oh no

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so we shall have to roll for initiative okay what do i roll uh there should be in the

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the encounter tab oh nice are they in there oh i see the sturges oh boo already rolled so i just roll

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that big yeah just click the dice is all my info in there yes i put it in wow

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did i roll no no uh it won't let me roll you can roll for me i click on it it won't it doesn't roll

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i'll do roll i wonder if the permissions are slightly different i don't know maybe i'm just that kind of

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lucky guy and maybe that's this kind of game i'm gonna be the lucky one

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yeah and they come on top i can't wait until you try and lie thinking you're max skyblade

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this is oh i am always a skyblade

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all right hey nice i'm first are you strong bow is first all right uh i'd like to

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i don't know the rules so you might have to stop me i'd like to take my sword out and uh

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swing at one of these things okay triumphantly any one um

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the one that's closest to me is the layout that you have here basically right yeah it's

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they're on stairs it's in the picture oh okay i want it's in the picture i want to jump off the stairs

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and swing at one of the uh the sturgeys all right give me an acrobatics roll okay how do i do that

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yep here we go i don't know all right

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okay so i can't do it i'm not going to do it from foundry i don't think because i don't have the tool belt

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or athletics not not uh acrobatics no it's acrobatics okay oh there it is okay so which

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which one would it be uh acrobatics so i roll a d20 yeah okay and i have to roll so i got acrobatics plus

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three i got you it's plus two my sheet says plus three though but mine says plus two

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okay then i will fix mine

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all right all right i rolled a four is that good enough no it is not you fail and you fall down into

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the straw oh the straw yes it's itchy all right watch this i'm gonna forget i'm i'm gonna forget i'm

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this character i'm gonna think of my skyblade i go to hide well you have to wait for your turn

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oh uh oh you're a lot more sassy than i thought it comes from a long line of sassy

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all right tiger did you use a um an online roller i used a dice i have dice here

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all right um that's the first service is going to attack you know you can if i think you can

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click on so on the uh the chat tab there's there's a dice there that's what i've been trying to do oh

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it's not doing it no oh it's not opening up a dice roller huh no strange oh you deleted all the chats

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there's probably a d20 you can actually do it in discord oh really yeah oh let me start a new

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i don't know why oh yeah in

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okay i think

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maybe i don't oh yeah here's the bot dice

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oh but this is only for

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i don't know might be better to find a website for today i can look for a discord bot later

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okay um

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so the first sturgis in order swings and attacks

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okay it's gonna use its blood drain

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blood drain blood drain you didn't say these were blood draining sturges is

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no i did not

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they're just sturges again

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against kerr

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okay that's that's boo yeah okay

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all right i assume seven is not going to beat your armor class blue

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my armor class is 12. okay so nothing happens then it's here actually it's it's cure actually it's

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here okay so the second one does the same exact thing

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with an eight so that doesn't that misses two attacking kerr kerr here here here sorry okay so

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now here it's your turn maybe jerry all right what what what can i do because like i don't really know

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do i have cantrips do i have uh like spell slots i didn't really do a lot of research other than look

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at the sheet it should be on there shouldn't it it's on the sheet yeah

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yeah you know mage hand

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press the digitation and ray of frost yeah but i don't know what those things are

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i mean i guess ray of frost is kind of explanatory enough

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but is mage hand like a wave

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mage hand is like uh an ethereal hand will come out and like move something or

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my god really something like that yeah that's like cool as hell all right how is that gonna help

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i don't know you know every sometimes you need a high five you know pick me up out of the out of

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this straw i can only use it once yeah it's itchy no it's a cantrip you can use it whenever

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all right so i use press meditation to get him out of the or no mage hand to get him out of this

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get uh some some out of the uh out of the hay okay but i'm doing it like crouching like

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okay that's your action for the turn then that's fine i don't give a fuck

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that's gonna

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fucking matter

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the third surge is going to attack here

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here

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that's what i said and that one that one won't hit either it's a two

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nice all three of them are misses

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really low armor class okay now it's some some it's 12 yeah it's really not that high what's

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what's a high armor class isn't yeah oh

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like a 14 or higher is pretty good all right it's already strong bows all right um

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i still think it's probably best to swing at the uh sword so i'm gonna do i'm gonna swing at the one

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that just tried to like most recently tried to hit um cure okay um

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all right do is can i get i don't know how this works is is there can i get an advantage for

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uh cure helping me up

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no because then you're just up okay you're just where you were so so it would have been it would

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have been like a disadvantage if i was still down or i'd have to yeah yeah yeah you'd have to

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make the maneuver to stand up okay and since i don't need to do a maneuver do i i don't have an extra

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attack i would just have another maneuver okay yeah you can use it to get closer all right

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so i get i get close and uh i sort of push cure aside using him like for a boost to go right at one

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of the sturgeses and i roll in 18 okay that saved you no it was it was like a teamwork push

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although i did why am i on my face then

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all right roll one d8 one d8

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uh which one is the eight this one right no that's seven ten this gotta be eight wait is there

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a zero on a d8 no this is ten i don't know which one is eight andy

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which i mean because i'm i got i'm at roll the die dot dot net and you can put like you know one dice

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eight sides yeah i see i just don't do that all right i'll just roll the d8 on here roll

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rolled one d8 four four damage i think okay plus two set slashing damage because of from the weapon

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yeah oh yeah one d8 plus two slashing okay i see all right that's search no not all of them yeah

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yeah what a swing baby grand slam no i just want this one dead

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oh because i was because i was doing it to all of them do you have them all highlighted no you might

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have them all oh did you select them to be linked not that i know of well check

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link actor data yeah yeah turn that off okay you have to change it on each one of them okay

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some some some in the house because if i do kill all of them i'm gonna twerk so hard you're gonna

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twerk yeah

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all right that was the closest one that just attacked cure all right all right so now it's the first

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surges chance nice and that one is going to use blood drain on some some i can't see on in the

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encounter which one is dead yeah uh i can oh it's the last one okay yo how convenient

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check um that will not hit nice so the next surge my blood is for me

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will attempt the same thing oh it just disappeared you read you just removed it yeah okay and that's a 14

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to whom to me uh my armor class is 14 exactly so i can't i can't remember who that goes to ty goes to the runner

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who's the runner in this case uh i don't know

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uh

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attackers win all ties in 5e oh okay

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that means i lose yes you lose oh boy okay so it's 1d4 plus three

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you're not gonna want to roll that just let's say you roll to zero

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okay it was four plus three so seven damage

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all right so where should i mark that

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here i put it in there for you oh no not plus seven

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would i open my thing up oh see i can't i can't change anything in my sheet

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oh okay

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okay so it should be counting down when it's not

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because your hit points are seven out of 12 but that's not right

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because it should be five i don't know what my total hit points is is that on my sheet

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should be

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it is right underneath you see the green box in the middle yeah it says on the top line oh hit

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point max hit points maximum all right and i lost four no you lost seven are you sure yes you got

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minus seven okay but the thing with this blood drain is that it doesn't because it attaches to you while

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it's doing this ah

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it doesn't attack next turn oh okay so it's

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it's the target loses 1d4 plus three due to blood loss

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oh so i can't it all right so i can't continue to attack oh

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oh shit so it's stuck to me and it's gonna keep it stuck to you yes oh this sucks

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mac

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so now it is matt did he hear me

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not back

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here here it's pronounced cure

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what is prestiditation

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uh well i think it's from the latin for digit which is digit that's all i got

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it's a tickling spell

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press did

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i wish i

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magic tricks performed as entertainment

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is that really what it is

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is that really what it is

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that's what the definition is on there

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on in dnd or just in websters that was just websters oh

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all right this spell is a minor magical trick that novice spell casters use for practice

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you create one of the following magical effects within range

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you create an instantaneous harmless sensory effects such as a shower of sparks a puff of wind faint musical notes

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or an odd odor you instantaneously light or snuff out a candle you instantaneously clean or soil an object no longer than one cubic foot

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you chill warm or flavor up one cubic foot of non-living material what you think a color a small mark or a symbol appear on the object or a surface for an hour or you create a non-magical trinket or an illusionary image that can fit in your hand and last until the end of your next turn

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so are we assuming that cure knows this like yeah it's a cantrip okay so it's he's not reading like from a book

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no no what is this thing that i know how to do already

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no i am however trying to like oh what the fuck is persistation again

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is it useful is this is this useful all right make me taste bad

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oh ray of frost and i blast him with a ray of frost uh how do i no how do i do that

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i assume roll a d20 i have a d8 here set up

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oh i guess i have no idea how

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i speak goblin goblins me too that's gonna be really helpful

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i speak goblins is that a spoiler it's a goblins you're a spoiler yeah that's right i call

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that's right you can go on the trunk of a car

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all right make a ranged attack spell attack on the target

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will do and with gush we'll go ahead and roll a d20 uh do you have any pluses for your

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i have a plus uh attack bonus of plus two

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on my core yeah but that yeah you're

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you're only gonna that's only if you hit someone with it okay what were you asking

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all right so all right so all right so you have plus three and intel in uh in your intelligence

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oh no uh hacker's pissed he left oh no he's pissed off no i'm right here he's real pissed

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yeah so you can do your ray of frost roll uh a d20 okay and then it's just and then it's add three

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for your intelligence all right d20 roll i got an 18 so was that 20 that that is

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all right and then roll what did it say uh 1d8 1d8

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all right i got a seven is that still okay no it's not close anything okay all right and which one did

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you hit uh the nearest one anyone that will look like he might have been close to attacking me well

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there's one that's on some some and there's one that's just flying around is it near me which one's

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the closest which one's closest to me the one on some some i don't matter i don't know tell me

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well i'm probably i'm probably in between you and one of them at least

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all right um i blast the one that's attacking her yeah

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make me taste bad with your predestination

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it's predestination and that's also not what he used

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oh no he used ray of light all right that's ray of frost that surge is dead

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so i'm not being sucked on no more no it falls it gets hit by this ray of frost

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and you know what tiger that's me yes me me me why don't you give me

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a survival roll okay survival i have i have plus three is that right yeah okay and i roll d20 yeah okay

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10 plus three is 13 13 okay uh you get a little bit of a shiver when this uh ray of frost hits

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oh it's you to kill the surge but other than that you're fine okay so now it is your turn

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oh that was cold all right i'm gonna it's called ray of ice

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ray of ice it's called ray of frost well they don't know that i i know that i know and i'm arguing with

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you well don't stop it you look stop making me look bad in front of the girl that's your own fault

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i did not she didn't need to know that

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well all right i don't know who you're arguing with but uh i'm gonna swing at this remaining bat

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okay roll a d20 10 10 plus plus wait

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what you're plus four why would it be plus four because you're using your long sword i assume

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okay so it's 10 plus four yes all right so that's not plus that's not plus to the d8 it's plus to the d8

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no it's plus the attack number so you have 14 yes all right

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you're using it one-handed or two-handed uh just one-handed that's right okay i don't know what

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so does it do more dance it doesn't have it doesn't show on here oh does one d10 versatile

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oh i see and if you use the two hands all right roll a d roll the d8 a d8 all right

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uh four plus two slashing

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please tell me they're weak to slashing

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what you got uh four plus two four plus two six okay that sturge is also dead

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oh so you you you managed to kill all the sturges in the room

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well that was

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yeah are they gone all right but some some since you managed to fall into the

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straw the straw and the the poo oh no poo yeah you now smell like it you smell really bad

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you smell like sturge poo and every single charisma check and a charisma saving throw

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you get disadvantage on oh no all right i gotta make an out of this um until it's washed off

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all right what is it affecting it charisma charisma uh sturges

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poo minus how much charisma too uh it's just advantage oh disadvantage that would that would be bad

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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah should have stayed out of that poo

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i tried to well i didn't really try to i was i thought i was gonna hit it right off of the stairs

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you were scared i i was not scared i was saving you

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i mean by jumping into a pile of poo i did swing it would have been really cool if i hit it

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you swung right into poo

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who

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i can't all right that both of you rolled a d20 for me okay but only because you asked so nicely

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all right all right eight oh 12 so cure rolled a nine total care yes

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some some it's i just roll so just the d20 it's not a plus for anything well you'll get one uh plus one

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for your wisdom okay so it's it's wisdom yeah it's a wisdom check okay yeah so third so 13 total

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13 okay as you two are entering the next room some some can hear

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two dot two goblins talking in goblin about how how their friend jerry is a useless jerk

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uh i hear two goblins i think they're talking about jerry being a jerk

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well do you speak yes you speak goblin i do you sure is that uh so in the bottom left square it says

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proficiencies in languages oh okay all right common

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common elvis and goblin

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oh did you say elvis

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well it's oh no it's elvish oh

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just a little just just a little elvis all right oh uh no vision you're gonna have to turn off our token

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the token vision or the yeah i i think token vision would be the easiest token vision

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oh weird we're we are

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all right this room features a small wooden table and a couple of stools two goblins hang out here

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looking pretty bored maybe they'd be less bored if they got into a life or death struggle with a few

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adventures just a thought

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andy andy i i still don't have vision

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me neither did you not maybe you didn't save it

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there we go

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all right now i know what i gotta do

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oh nice you drew a table yeah and there's the two goblins down there

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and this is this is a door yes those little greens those little green slots will always be a door

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um

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um

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can i

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casually walk up to them

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and sort of

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like

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very cool like

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saddle up to them

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no don't do that

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give me a

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uh

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i'm not trying to i'm not trying to sneak i'm just trying to play it cool

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i know it's gonna be a charisma check then

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yeah i guess so

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all right so disadvantage so i rolled twice

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you rolled twice the lower the number

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okay

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ten

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i can't even oh there's the okay you have minus one charisma anyway

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all right so ten

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so ten was my lower one so you had nine uh you said it was minus one for charisma yeah oh no let's

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that's saving throws

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oh it's you get zero nevermind so it's a ten oh i see yeah right there yeah as you as you try to

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casually walk up to them you manage to kick something that was on the floor you don't even know what it is

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but it makes a loud enough noise for them both to turn and look at you

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oh hello

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goblins

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i first start talking in what's the regular oh common and then i quickly switch to goblin

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hello fellow goblins who are you

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um

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are you strongbow and and do they can i tell if they can see um cure yeah it's a pretty well

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okay i'm hiding though and and i turn and i say and this is cure

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and this is my name and then i turn and you're you're hiding

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my name's jerry not cure all right here give me a performance check all right how do i do that

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roll a de-plank

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i got a 14. okay minus one okay you're successfully in they can't see you

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hooray but i was shouting

283
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yeah but they can't see you okay good that's always important yeah

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why are you here stranger i'm just saw the stairway and it looked really bitching so i

285
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i came down so yeah you smell worse than our friend jerry and he's a jerk

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oh well um i'm not useless

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i have many uses in fact like what i i've killed the no less than three sturgises just just now

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no less than three sturgis you say yes i mean it might be exactly three sturgis but let's not go

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counting

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also i don't think that's correct you wouldn't know that

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i heard their shrieks yeah they definitely three of them died all right let us test your mental

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oh roll for initiative initiative wait i say you don't want to fight us i'm i am accompanied my

293
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friend cure he is a big scary wizard yeah he you heard don't you hear the screams the girlish cries

294
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i don't he's powerful no no no i listen i thought i i thought we were in here this is not where i parked my

295
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car car let's get out of here no no all right fine let's tango the summer i'll see you later bye

296
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you're just gonna run run away

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you're gonna have to roll for me again andy okay

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that one is uh

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did boo are you running away uh i guess i ran around the corner at least

300
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so i guess i roll initiative and i'll come back no too late you're out i ran away i ran away

301
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all right some some your turn i i turn these things it's just just just run away

302
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statistically i've read statistics you don't it doesn't help to fight them just run

303
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i i turn and i see just nothing it's just a bunch of dust thinking that kira would be there

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and i say what the fuck and i start i start walking towards the goblins

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okay then what um and i say you two wait a goblin what is a goblin how big is a goblin am i

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bigger than a goblin they're small they're small so they're like a little bit shorter than me

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they are i think it said it was

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oh

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do

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small is five by five feet so yeah five feet tall okay all right so so i stepped to him and i would

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like to say i am not a person that you want to fuck with and can i intimidate them or are we past that

312
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more past that you already tried to intimidate them by lying about your uh sturges kills okay

313
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uh i'm still just you said no less than three but you only killed two

314
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right but they didn't lie i did i did lie all right and i walk up to him but i i do not make the first

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strike um so i get closer and i have a menacing stance and i just uh give them a mean look

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okay so the first goblin whose name is leg and she's missing an eye

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draws her short bow

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to attack you

319
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but does she 16 oh no my armor class is 14

320
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okay so i gotta roll 1d6

321
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does five seven points of damage you are down

322
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,960
oh no i am down

323
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i'd come back and help but i was told not to

324
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no you can still re-enter oh you ran away though so you're not going to be part of it

325
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:42,000
so what does that mean you just told me two different things you can come back and join but

326
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:49,280
you're not going to be you have to re-roll to be part of it oh all right well yeah i come back

327
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,760
and re-roll not 10 i want what is going on with this

328
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:06,160
oh you're doing my my damage yeah i can't see it anyway i i rolled i have 14

329
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or i wrote it down i mean what as i wrote it down i have minus 14

330
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,920
my maximum is 12 12 so you're you're down

331
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that was quick yes it was

332
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now the other goblin whose name is i who is missing a leg

333
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maneuvers towards the door to go look for

334
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:43,120
your counter your your partner well he didn't he didn't see the partner leave so he's he's walking

335
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,360
around checking it out okay

336
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:53,520
and i can't do anything right you have to i think you have to roll

337
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:05,680
if you roll above a 10 then you get a say then you don't die and you have to get three

338
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:17,760
okay so since it's my turn should i go yeah well unless if cure wants to try to join

339
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:25,520
yeah i'll try to join how do i do that what do i do walk back in all right i'm back in i'm in here now

340
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:34,720
okay roll here i'll roll your all right so it's it's your turn here okay i'm gonna hit him with a

341
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hit who uh what was the goblin that attacks some some

342
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:45,920
but it's all the way over here oh yeah no no i'm right i'm sorry uh i got you

343
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,720
you want to take a little right in front of me yeah okay i'm gonna i want to hit him with i

344
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,080
don't know what it does but i'm just gonna go with it a magic missile

345
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:59,120
all right that sounds good i know

346
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:04,160
that sounds good

347
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:13,920
where do you see that at it's under uh prepared spells under my spell book my spell book contains

348
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these first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missile shield and sleep

349
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so i'm assuming these are the ones the i can only use once per game um per session i'm assuming

350
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:33,360
yeah it's in attacks and spell casting there's prepared spells you prepare for first level spells

351
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make them available for you to cast and then the next one is spell book your spell book contains these

352
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,240
first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missiles shield and sleep

353
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:48,240
i don't see the spell book anywhere

354
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:53,680
you don't see it it's in the same box as cantrips and spell slots

355
00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:00,000
oh okay all right i can be a missile baby

356
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do

357
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:09,920
magic missile oh yeah magic missile baby magic missile okay this guy's gonna be blown away

358
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:15,840
why there's a reference reference to a random aerosmith live album yeah magic magic magic

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mountain

360
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:27,280
you know a lot of people would get that one good idea i yeah i don't know how to feel about it

361
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:37,040
all right roll three d4s three of them don't do it it's a trap that's fine

362
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,360
all right so first d4 roll is four okay

363
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:50,880
my second one is also four okay my third one is one

364
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:58,240
all right so that's 15 points of damage because you get three you get three of them now

365
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through what you get three magic missiles so you can pick to to to shoot them at

366
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shoot two at the one that's by you and one at the other one if you want i like that idea very much

367
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let's do it okay so the first two are going towards the one that's in front of me mr

368
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third one is going to hit the the one that's far away magic years yeah he's going to get it okay

369
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:28,960
all right the one that's right in front of you dies and you said the last roll was one right yes

370
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why would this

371
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why would this change

372
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i don't know why it won't let me change

373
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uh maybe because the combat hasn't started yet oh okay does that change it

374
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:56,000
no i wouldn't think so i don't know

375
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:05,360
i can't see it anyway

376
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because i'm trying to do permission configuration

377
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and i don't i'm not in there yeah because you have permission everything you're the game master

378
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,400
well apparently i don't i don't i are you sure what you're changing is the damage

379
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,840
yeah yeah i don't know

380
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because it says hit points

381
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and then i hit i hit delete it turns to 10. all right let's see so i can't do like

382
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unresolved oh i wouldn't see it in mine anyway

383
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:13,280
we might just have to keep keep track on paper

384
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:24,720
i guess so okay let's go uh some some it's your turn so i just have to roll above a 10.

385
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above a 10 yeah but yeah what if i don't then i'm dead

386
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:38,320
well then you you have to fail three times oh okay or if you roll a one then you're dead

387
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:46,320
18. okay so you have one success so you're still alive okay but i still can't do anything no okay

388
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:55,600
the goblin that shot down some some is going to take a shot at here

389
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,520
with what

390
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:08,720
let me try something

391
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:16,960
okay i feel like an idiot now

392
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,800
well you don't have to tell us okay

393
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:26,960
you just pretend like you did it all on purpose it was all on

394
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purpose

395
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:42,080
all right that does not hit your armor class so here it's your turn all right um

396
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,240
what else we got here

397
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,040
what does mage hand oh i already tossed that one um

398
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,840
anything like

399
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:04,320
what uh what does burning hands do is that just

400
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the scripting

401
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in the description

402
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,320
i can google it like i've been doing

403
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:17,120
descriptions are in the rule book

404
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:43,360
in the rule book that's what it says descriptions are in the rule book i'm sure there's a page for

405
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,840
spells i i'll just hit him with another ray of frost

406
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,560
yeah because i don't know how far my distance is on that i was gonna try now if i use

407
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,880
press visitation can that be like it uses a

408
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:05,520
distraction to help out or like it could be yeah okay just curious um i'm gonna use a ray of frost

409
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:24,000
okay okay so if you were to use uh burning hands each creature would have to make a dexterity saving

410
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:33,760
what does that mean well some some would have to make a dexterity saving roll as well oh i see

411
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,000
yeah so you're just gonna use bray of frost yeah that sounds fun

412
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:48,080
just blast them with an icy icy icy high an icy glass if i told you so glug glug glug glug

413
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,480
good thing you watched all the episodes oh yeah

414
00:45:52,480 --> 00:46:00,960
all right what do i roll i forgot i forgot what was

415
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,280
you roll your d20 d20 roll at a 14

416
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that will hit so roll a d8

417
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the d8

418
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two all right

419
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:31,680
uh some some your turn uh so just uh i gotta roll above a 10 again yeah

420
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:40,640
17 okay so it's two successes i need one more you need one more to to stand back up

421
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:51,440
okay okay so it is the goblin's turn and she will launch another arrow i have i have a thing here i

422
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:57,200
don't know if i can do it it says you can you you can use a bonus action to trigger one of these

423
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,440
features you have a limited well of stamina you can draw on to protect yourself from harm

424
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,800
you can use a bonus action to regain hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level

425
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:17,280
can i yeah can i do that or is it only okay because i didn't know if i could do actions if i'm out

426
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,120
um

427
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:25,120
um

428
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:30,720
i don't see why not okay i'm rolling

429
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:38,000
okay and i have to get above zero right because i'm at four or like because i'm at negative two

430
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:44,880
right now well it's just zero i think okay so just zero yeah all right so if i get to zero i can stand

431
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:55,920
back up all right uh i rolled a nine so it says hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level so

432
00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:06,640
it would be 10 yeah okay and then i'm at so plus 10 so i'm at four hit points i think you're at four

433
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,640
or minus four i should say or okay so it'd be six

434
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,360
well no because i started with 12

435
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:24,320
yeah then you were down yeah so you would gain 10 more or 10 back i'm gaining 10 back yeah

436
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,360
okay

437
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,560
so i have minus seven minus seven plus 10 so four yeah

438
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,440
it'll be minus four so it'll be eight total i have eight hit points okay

439
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,640
i think if i'm counting that right

440
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:48,960
okay um but that will use up your turn so it's the next goblin

441
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,440
i hope he doesn't hit me all right well he sees you

442
00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:04,240
he sees you stand back up she does huh triumphantly she sees you stand back up and she runs out of the

443
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:04,480
room

444
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:14,000
through where she flees she flees so we don't see where she goes oh i mean there's only one door in

445
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,160
here so she runs out that door oh

446
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,200
all right

447
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,400
and that's the end of the combat

448
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:33,280
my god well no that was um not fun do you have to pick a fight with every person we come across

449
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,680
i did not make the first i was giving them an opportunity to talk

450
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,640
you should have been more polite

451
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:48,080
every everything we come across we came across bats and two goblins they were dead dead set on a fight

452
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,720
usually people are in ten that's a race that's racist

453
00:49:52,720 --> 00:50:00,640
all right so now i i started knocking on the doors trying to find or the walls looking for a door

454
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:07,520
well you can only find the one door okay that's pretty obvious yeah

455
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:13,440
yeah because you just saw you just saw a leg run out of that door oh

456
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,480
okay okay

457
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,200
oh i guess this is where we're supposed to go

458
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:27,600
i do not own any token with vision in this scene

459
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:37,600
okay

460
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:48,080
all right

461
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,760
all right you guys can see yourselves jerry i know i know who can

462
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:59,040
i can all right this room is it's a square room with doors to the northeast and northwest

463
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:05,920
and one to the southeast it's also got statues kind of scattered around mostly statues with of rick

464
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:12,320
with inscriptions like wow and damn one of the statues depicts a woman in armor really fine

465
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,560
crafting really interesting seems like a great artist worked really hard on this one

466
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,440
how many

467
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:26,080
uh four statues of rick and then one of this this woman in armor

468
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:38,000
can i oh go ahead i go up and look at the woman in armor all right so you start looking at it and at

469
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,160
at the base of the statue of black reeds don't worry i'm not a real person turned to stone i'm just a

470
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:47,760
cool looking statue put here to intrigue you it's probably nothing you should just pick a door let's

471
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,520
let's get a move on

472
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:56,320
can i roll a perception to see if i can see where the goblin went

473
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:02,640
yeah all right so was that it would be a d20 again yeah

474
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:14,480
10 and then plus plus perception so it'd be 13 all right i think you you see no sign of the

475
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,360
of the goblin that ran away lame

476
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:27,200
i yell out you perceive nothing you perceive nothing okay

477
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,680
um

478
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:36,400
of course and then i groan too is that of course you're looking at the one with the big boobs

479
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:43,920
boobs i'm just remarking on our very delicate features i mean it's very pretty it's pretty

480
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:51,040
good i mean someone put a lot of this one yeah it's a pervert here since you're staring at it

481
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:58,000
roll a perception for me okay what is that d8 no it's a d20 i'm not gonna remember you don't tell me

482
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,720
everything most of it's a d20 nine nine you have plus three what except when it's d8

483
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:16,080
so you have plus three so that's 12 okay so on on this statue as you're looking at it you see a hidden

484
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:20,640
compartment and you go over to it and you pull out a small little piece of paper

485
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,440
and it's written in common so you well you can read goblin too but so it says quit wasting your

486
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,200
time pick a door and go flip a coin if you have to just pick a fucking direction it's not rocket

487
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,040
science what are you going to do spend the whole night here standing in here with some statue

488
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,920
need to pick a door and go this is like the third fucking room we ain't got all night

489
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:53,920
i think this note is trying to tell me something or is it i'm pretty sure i'm right to be a little

490
00:53:53,920 --> 00:54:05,200
suspicious of this note all right well maybe we maybe we should just pick a door well which one would

491
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:15,040
which one which one would you pick um well uh i would like to look at the statue and try and figure out

492
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:20,400
which is the door it doesn't want me to take i don't know how to do that like maybe it's looking

493
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:25,840
is it looking at like one of the doors is it obvious is it telling any of the statues telling us anything

494
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,520
give me another perception okay

495
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:41,440
16 16 plus plus three so 19 you can get it you can look up at it and its eyes and the sword it's holding

496
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:47,840
are raised right up to the ceiling so it doesn't give you any information okay um

497
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:56,000
then i say we go to the one furthest from this the door furthest from the statue

498
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,440
okay so let's just say that the statue was down here then

499
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:10,240
okay okay in the southeast corner all right so then in the northwest door i'm suggesting we go in the

500
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,040
northwest door

501
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:17,840
all right oh i i i i want to go with the one furthest from this statue

502
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:28,960
all right let's uh northwest door it all right you guys go to the door on the northwest

503
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:35,600
oh this one's right oh gross

504
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:47,600
was that the door no oh this is a large mouth the door is the green one to the right that's the one

505
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:55,760
we walked in or that's another door yeah that or no no that's another door sorry okay i was gonna say it

506
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,880
wasn't a yes or no question

507
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:04,720
all right this rectangular room conveniently conforms to a grid for easy map making

508
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:11,520
on the north wall is a big orange mouth about eight feet high yeah it's gross and a little weird there's

509
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,600
nothing else you can really see in this room and you're not really looking anywhere else because i mean

510
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,000
what the what the

511
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,080
it's a giant mouth in the wall

512
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:28,160
uh is it it's a real mouth

513
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,160
oh it is a real mouth

514
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,400
um

515
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:40,080
okay what does it smell like

516
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,000
roll the percent why would you want to know

517
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,600
probably halitosis

518
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,440
what is that

519
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,600
it's not good

520
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:58,720
seven so four plus three seven okay you can't smell anything besides your own breath

521
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,080
and your sturges poo covered body oh i forgot

522
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:09,600
uh maybe should we feed it something

523
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,920
like what i'm not sure what to do i've never have you ever come across a

524
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,960
large mouth before

525
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,200
it's been a while

526
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,040
it's been a while

527
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,000
yeah

528
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,920
what did you do the last time you came across a large mouth in the wall like this

529
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,200
uh

530
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,600
it was

531
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,240
i think i just left it alone

532
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:42,320
maybe if i blast it with a ray of frost what do you think surprise show me what you've got

533
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,360
no

534
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,200
riddle you have to do it i hide behind summer

535
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,160
s

536
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,120
um

537
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,160
d w

538
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,240
what is next in line

539
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,680
wait

540
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,680
solve the riddle and something cool happens if you fail it's bad what's your answer

541
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,120
s

542
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,640
m a

543
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,160
what h

544
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,200
smh

545
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,200
smh

546
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,200
smh

547
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,640
d w m

548
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,320
d w m

549
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:14,720
you have one shot

550
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,320
oh boy

551
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,400
wizard boy

552
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,920
you know you know you know books and stuff

553
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,560
i don't i don't remember what he said

554
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,600
he said what's the next letter

555
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,520
uh

556
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,000
z

557
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:31,600
s

558
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,400
m

559
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:32,960
h

560
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,840
d

561
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,640
w

562
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,120
m

563
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:48,400
i think maybe it stands for show me how do women masturbate

564
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,920
you have one guess

565
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,640
no no i that wasn't a real guess

566
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,880
then speak quieter

567
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,520
well i don't know

568
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:06,960
i think you know another m maybe there's another there's an m there there's a w that's upside

569
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,400
out now um maybe it's a third maybe the third oh that doesn't make any sense

570
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:26,000
oh boy um

571
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,320
it's not jumping out at me

572
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,280
i am only plus one wise

573
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,880
what what

574
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:38,880
what

575
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,920
what

576
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,280
what

577
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,320
i only have i don't know i don't have very much wisdom

578
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:52,000
um um um um um not what's what's a letter uh z no um

579
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,160
a letter that

580
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,920
y well let's go with y y sounds good why is it good like maybe you know

581
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,600
why not really all right fine we're going with why

582
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,040
mouth

583
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,480
we're going with why

584
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:08,480
we're going with why

585
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:08,960
you've got

586
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,400
show me

587
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,080
what

588
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,360
you've got

589
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,360
the mouth starts coughing and spits out 50 gold pieces

590
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,080
what

591
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,360
i don't know how but you've got it right

592
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:27,680
i'll tell you why

593
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,720
hdwm stands for seconds minutes hours days weeks months and year

594
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,800
oh man i just randomly i just couldn't have been see

595
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,880
the mouth then disappears

596
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,080
and you are left with one option

597
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,560
what is our option

598
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:52,240
what option going to the mouth the door the mouth disappeared

599
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:53,680
and now it's a door

600
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,040
what

601
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,320
and now it's a door

602
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,400
you can go out the door

603
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,480
so back to back to the room we came from

604
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:00,720
no

605
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,080
oh wait uh wait hold on the 50 gold pieces

606
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,680
wait we splitting this

607
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:13,600
i mean i answered the question yeah but i let you answer it i could have overruled you

608
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,840
i i personally think you know maybe no

609
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,440
60 40 my way

610
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,840
mm fine

611
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:24,800
all right

612
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800
good one jerry

613
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,400
when it won the game

614
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,000
i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife

615
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,160
you have a wife

616
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:38,160
no jerry says that in the show

617
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,760
oh right

618
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,360
was that the apples episode

619
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,240
yeah

620
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,960
so really

621
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,720
hungry for

622
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,080
hungry for apples

623
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,880
all right so then i get

624
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,800
so we split 50

625
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,440
60 40

626
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,360
uh

627
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,080
so what is that 30 20

628
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,360
that's what i said

629
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,080
no you didn't you only said it after i said it

630
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,680
you didn't say it

631
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,560
i did though

632
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,360
don't mess with god

633
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,080
no no

634
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,680
why

635
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,760
the big mouth comes back

636
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,120
no

637
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,480
all right

638
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,640
all right i was saying the letter y

639
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,480
where do i even put gold

640
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,240
oh is this is that gp

641
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,960
oh yeah this is this is all right

642
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,320
so plus 20

643
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,240
all right

644
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,720
all right so we go back into so i assume we're going back into the statue room

645
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,280
no there's another door

646
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,960
oh we're going in the other door for sure

647
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,360
okay

648
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,800
well some some is i don't know about i don't know about here

649
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,240
following behind and very quickly trying to avoid being seen

650
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:58,000
by anything you guys are gonna miss max guy blade by this game

651
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,960
you thought mike sky blade

652
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:08,960
hid

653
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,680
room five

654
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:21,040
you guys see the room numbers up there yeah i don't see anything in the room

655
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:28,640
like i can hold out i can see everything i can only see two uh two green things

656
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,240
hold on

657
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:30,240
hold on

658
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:30,720
hold on

659
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,360
okay

660
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:36,080
my token's not in here yet though

661
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,320
working on it

662
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:38,960
oh there i am

663
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:53,280
mac you should be able to see everything i only see my characters and the uh green squares

664
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,600
you don't see the map yet or like the the picture

665
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:58,640
no

666
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,320
oh i see it

667
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:12,320
yeah you should be able to see it

668
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:22,160
i'm not sure why that would be

669
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,760
yeah i don't know why

670
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,440
i could describe it to him

671
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,000
i'm pretty sure that's my job

672
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,760
but i can see it though

673
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,240
the big old this big old circular room features six bedrolls on the floor a bunch of dice and some

674
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,960
parchment scattered around oh yeah i forgot about that

675
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,280
goblins

676
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,280
there are four goblins

677
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,480
goblins

678
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,960
where are they coming from

679
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,000
these goblins are named jerry jerry jerry and jerry

680
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,840
oh my god

681
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:58,800
oh and then

682
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,240
there's five

683
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,200
i i i i don't know the one that the one that ran away

684
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,360
you think one of these is the jerk

685
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,880
i'll whisper that to uh cure

686
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,800
and

687
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,840
since

688
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,040
since

689
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,120
since i was able to run away there already

690
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,920
they've already got their their scimitars

691
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,400
wheeled in waiting for you to enter

692
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:36,080
i'm gonna start slowly walking backwards

693
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:37,760
what is

694
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,600
summer back through the door we came in

695
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,960
oh

696
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:48,160
can we do that can we just walk away

697
01:05:48,160 --> 01:06:04,480
oh i didn't see this one

698
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,560
they set up an ambush but they set it on the opposite door

699
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,720
that you guys came in so they set it up on the door on the right

700
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,840
so they're facing the wrong way

701
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,400
yeah they're all facing the wrong way

702
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:20,320
so do they hear us so it's not obvious they heard us come in

703
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,920
they did not

704
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,960
okay

705
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:30,400
so what do you guys want to do

706
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,560
so they don't know we're here

707
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,360
they do not they're waiting at the other door

708
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,640
um

709
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,320
i can hit them with prostitization

710
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,880
and what give them gas

711
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,720
yeah give them gas

712
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,160
can i do that is that does that work

713
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,680
no that is not what

714
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:50,080
percent

715
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,000
prestidates chasing does

716
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,560
i forgot what it does let me out

717
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:55,200
you know it does

718
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:56,800
simple magic tricks

719
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,600
yeah

720
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,120
why don't you set up

721
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:03,680
yeah you set up like sparks or you make a gust of air

722
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,480
if you use gas

723
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,600
it will

724
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,400
immediately alert them to your presence behind them

725
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,160
fuck

726
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,440
um

727
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:18,960
i could shoot them with an arrow

728
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,600
i have arrows

729
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,200
can i hide first

730
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,040
is there a place to hide

731
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,520
no because all the bed

732
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,520
there's just bedrolls there's no furniture

733
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,680
except for the table that that they were

734
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,560
all around

735
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,640
so what are we supposed to be doing when we're in here

736
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,400
are we uh

737
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,120
it's up to you

738
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,480
okay um

739
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,200
i mean either we could leave

740
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,080
but they're they're already staked against that other door

741
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,480
so i don't think we're gonna drop better than this

742
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,280
oh we're dropping them huh

743
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,040
well i don't know i

744
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,680
i was just thinking about sneaking by them but i don't know if there's anywhere to sneak through

745
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,200
or two

746
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:01,840
but that's why i'm asking where there's another way to get through this

747
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:06,800
or just if we just gotta attack them

748
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,080
i i'm assuming i'm assuming we could see everything right or

749
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,280
yeah you can see everything it's a pretty well-lit area

750
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,760
okay so we can see that they're they're basically huddled around the other door waiting for someone to come in

751
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:25,440
yeah okay and there's nowhere else to go i guess we could the only other thing would be that if there was something in this room

752
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:28,480
so

753
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,680
do you want to look around the room

754
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,240
um

755
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:36,800
i don't know i would guess that uh

756
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,720
i'm not about to fight these goblins again

757
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,680
i'm outnumbered i almost died from them last time

758
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,800
i figure

759
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:49,760
i don't know do you have like a blown blow everything up uh spell

760
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:54,000
yeah it's called my magic missile baby

761
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,120
i used it on the last batch of goblins

762
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,480
well do another one

763
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,880
i only can do it once

764
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,960
okay well that's not helpful so let's uh

765
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,480
i can oh i got i got one

766
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:10,800
okay i have sleep

767
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,760
what is that gonna do

768
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,360
put them to sleep

769
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,680
oh i thought you i thought put you to sleep

770
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,480
can that work out of multiples or just one

771
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:32,960
don't know

772
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,920
oh my god

773
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,640
let's just remember not to come in this room later

774
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:48,880
from the other door

775
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,560
all right so if you want to do sleep you got to roll

776
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,720
five d8s

777
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,400
okay

778
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:03,200
which i mean you should be able to hit five

779
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,680
all right roll one is one for one

780
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,960
roll two is eight

781
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,080
well yeah you've i mean you've already got it

782
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,240
oh okay all five of them

783
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,400
well yeah because you roll five d8s

784
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,280
okay

785
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:29,280
the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect

786
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:41,440
oh okay all right keep rolling because you got you got nine so far right yeah they got three more rolls all right uh six

787
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,120
15

788
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,360
seven

789
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:46,560
22

790
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,960
and another seven

791
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,400
29

792
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:57,600
so it's only going to affect four of these goblins

793
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,160
if you decide to do it

794
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:08,160
should i do it so i think i can put five of them i can put four of them to sleep can you take care of the last one

795
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,960
um okay all right so

796
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,800
sleep

797
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:20,720
that's all you have to do is just yell sleep don't they teach you in wizard school

798
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,400
it's it's in the it's in the inflection you know the the fingers i mean

799
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:30,480
okay all right

800
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:34,320
now it only lasts a minute what what

801
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,160
what if you're really quiet

802
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,840
it lasts one minute oh my god we're

803
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,240
fucked

804
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,360
why didn't you know that already

805
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,280
why didn't you know that already

806
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:53,120
how do i what why didn't you know that already

807
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:57,680
i uh you know forgot until god reminded me

808
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,800
huh

809
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,800
uh

810
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:05,440
so at this point i can get a free shot of my arrow

811
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:06,720
yes

812
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,320
all right

813
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:08,800
all right

814
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,920
i will grant you that

815
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,120
all right

816
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:13,680
all right

817
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,800
go ahead and roll a d20

818
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,320
okay

819
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,880
10

820
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,080
plus

821
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,400
plus seven

822
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,800
whoa plus seven

823
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,880
for the longbow that's what it says if you want to take another another look at that

824
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,480
all right

825
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,480
which is probably what i should have been using all along now i think about it

826
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,200
yeah okay so it hits

827
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:42,960
all right and it okay in a d8 roll uh one d8 all right

828
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:57,200
six plus three uh so nine okay that goblin is dead nice so now we have now we have four

829
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:05,120
sleeping baby the other four are asleep okay first for a minute i do want to get it i do want to get a drink though

830
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,400
yeah

831
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,120
time for a break

832
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,400
yeah good good time for a break

833
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,800
hey care

834
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,280
i smoked him

835
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,040
what

836
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:19,680
i smoked him

837
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:30,640
you gotta be back in a minute

838
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:30,640
you

839
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,840
you

840
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:33,040
you

841
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,040
you

842
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:37,040
you

843
01:13:37,040 --> 01:14:07,020
Thank you.

844
01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:07,340
What's up?

845
01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:09,400
I messed up my back the other day somehow.

846
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,340
Yeah?

847
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:11,980
Yeah.

848
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:12,640
Have you left it?

849
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,800
No.

850
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:14,700
I don't know what it was.

851
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:14,940
What?

852
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:16,020
I just woke up and was sore.

853
01:16:16,020 --> 01:16:17,620
No, don't tell people that.

854
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:18,720
Tell me it was some squats.

855
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,320
No.

856
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:23,600
Everyone that I would tell knows I'm a lazy sack shit.

857
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,380
But it's funny when you say it.

858
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,700
That's what makes it funny.

859
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:28,660
All right.

860
01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:29,400
You got me there.

861
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,640
But yeah.

862
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:36,180
So I went to urgent care and they gave me some painkillers and some muscle relaxers.

863
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,640
Make sure you try.

864
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,600
This is going to sound stupid, but try yoga.

865
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:44,640
Try a basic exercise, like a five-minute one that you can find on YouTube.

866
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,040
Just stretching out your back might help out.

867
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:47,980
Unless it's a broken.

868
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:53,020
It's not broken or anything, but I will once it hurts.

869
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:54,500
Once it stops hurting.

870
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,400
Because right now I can't even put on socks.

871
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,700
Oh, that sucks.

872
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,520
Yeah.

873
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:00,640
Yeah.

874
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,820
Every now and then I go through something where I get a back pain.

875
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:09,440
The first thing I have to end up doing is just slowly stretching it out, kind of.

876
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,380
Yeah.

877
01:17:10,380 --> 01:17:13,660
But I had back pain for like three months.

878
01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:15,120
And you know what ended up happening with it?

879
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,420
I had it for like three months.

880
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:21,320
And then one day I hadn't had it for like a week and a half and I didn't even realize it.

881
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,220
Oh, really?

882
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:22,860
Yeah.

883
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:26,780
I was just wondering, I was like, didn't I have back pain recently?

884
01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,660
It just went away?

885
01:17:28,660 --> 01:17:29,860
Yeah, it just went away.

886
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:31,240
And I didn't even notice it either.

887
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,540
That's what I'm hoping happens now.

888
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:34,400
Yeah.

889
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,900
It's always the worst.

890
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:36,580
It sucks.

891
01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:39,820
Especially, Tiger, did you hear me hurt his back lifting?

892
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:40,840
He was doing squats.

893
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,000
No, he wasn't.

894
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,580
He was doing some quick squats.

895
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:47,960
Yeah.

896
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,560
Some Canadian squats.

897
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,920
Squats.

898
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,720
Yeah, squats over the toilet.

899
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,720
Yeah.

900
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,220
No, he wasn't.

901
01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:59,460
Told you no one would believe it.

902
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:00,580
Yeah.

903
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:01,340
And I'm laughing.

904
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:02,480
So I told you it'd be funny.

905
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:13,020
Okay.

906
01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:13,880
You guys ready?

907
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,840
Yeah.

908
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,040
I have a crazy idea.

909
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,100
Okay.

910
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:24,040
Well, I'm talking to, what's his name?

911
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:24,440
Kier.

912
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,880
Yeah.

913
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,360
What?

914
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:26,940
All right.

915
01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:27,920
Now, stay.

916
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,680
And I walk over.

917
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,800
See, they're still sleeping, right?

918
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,420
We have a minute.

919
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:38,660
I'm going to pick up the dead goblin and hold it up like this, like off the ground.

920
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:44,800
And I tell Kier, like, I think we need information from these guys.

921
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:50,120
Okay.

922
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:54,580
So do you want me to, are you going to, are you going to pretend he's a puppet?

923
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,520
No, that's not the plan.

924
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,520
I mean, I think I can generate some smoke.

925
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:05,140
I mean, we might be able to put, maybe he can be a ghost.

926
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:09,220
No, I just want to scare the shit out of him.

927
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,040
Oh.

928
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,540
Okay.

929
01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:14,100
Well, then do you want me to wake him up with some flashbangs?

930
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:14,780
No.

931
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:19,760
No, I mean, we could just wait here or go through the door, I suppose.

932
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,580
Well, this one's dead.

933
01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:23,080
What are we doing?

934
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,920
Are you just picking one up?

935
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,280
This is my idea.

936
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:27,560
Do you think we can intimidate him?

937
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,300
The dead one?

938
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,740
No, the ones as soon as they wake up.

939
01:19:31,740 --> 01:19:34,700
No, the dead one, I'm just going to hold up and say, this is what I did to one of you.

940
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,020
Just think what I could do to four of you.

941
01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,500
I don't know.

942
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,620
You smell really bad right now.

943
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:40,980
Yes.

944
01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:42,580
Yeah.

945
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:46,700
I, you know, to be honest, I'm getting used to it.

946
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,040
I don't want to say nothing because the goblin said something.

947
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,500
I didn't want to make you feel bad, but I don't know, hon.

948
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,180
You did.

949
01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:53,280
This is a lot of that's pretty.

950
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:53,900
That's pretty.

951
01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:54,720
It's pretty bad.

952
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,260
I'm starting to think starting to get used to it.

953
01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:58,100
I think you will, too.

954
01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,600
This is who I am now.

955
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,240
It's not.

956
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,740
It doesn't have to be.

957
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:04,580
Well, it is.

958
01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:06,800
Who you are right now really stinks.

959
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,400
Wow.

960
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:12,740
I don't know.

961
01:20:12,740 --> 01:20:13,920
Do you want to intimidate them?

962
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,080
What are we trying to get out of them?

963
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:16,860
Gold?

964
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:17,480
I don't know.

965
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,800
Any information about this stupid dungeon?

966
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,080
All right.

967
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:21,700
Yeah.

968
01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:22,740
Is that what we're looking for?

969
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:23,360
Is gold?

970
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,100
Treasures?

971
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:28,060
Whatever you want to look for.

972
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:28,940
All right.

973
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:33,520
I'm just going to hold up this goblin until they wake up.

974
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,940
I'm going to give a flashback.

975
01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:38,820
And scare them awake.

976
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,000
Do you have one?

977
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,060
It's called persinitation.

978
01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:43,240
It says I can do sparks.

979
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,600
Why did we put it?

980
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,560
Why did we put him to sleep if we were just going to wake him up?

981
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,960
So you can kill one and use them as a hostage.

982
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,860
All right.

983
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:51,360
Make sure you think.

984
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,260
Jerk him around a little bit.

985
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,340
Make sure they think he's alive.

986
01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:54,580
Jerk.

987
01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:55,760
Do what to him?

988
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:58,980
Jerk him around a little bit.

989
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,760
I'm not jerking nothing.

990
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,500
You know what I said.

991
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:07,920
Okay.

992
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,440
So do they wake up?

993
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,340
Yeah.

994
01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:12,900
They started to wake up.

995
01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:13,800
Okay.

996
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,020
While we were arguing.

997
01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:16,020
Oh, yeah.

998
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,600
Yeah.

999
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,740
If you guys went on for like two more seconds, I would have cut you off.

1000
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:20,760
Yeah.

1001
01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:22,280
Yeah.

1002
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,240
They start waking up.

1003
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,120
And their hands are still on their swords.

1004
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,400
All right.

1005
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:30,680
And I, I grab, I have one in, I have one in one hand.

1006
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,220
And can I grab another one like by the neck?

1007
01:21:33,220 --> 01:21:35,320
No.

1008
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,760
No?

1009
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:37,580
No.

1010
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:38,420
Okay.

1011
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:42,540
So, uh, I just mean bug him.

1012
01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,380
And I say, you want this to happen to you?

1013
01:21:44,380 --> 01:21:47,080
Tell me what you know.

1014
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,120
They all kind of like look around at each other.

1015
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,220
And then they just attack you.

1016
01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:54,440
All right.

1017
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,320
I thought that would work.

1018
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:59,000
Um.

1019
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:06,580
All right.

1020
01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:07,180
Roll initiative.

1021
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:11,440
Oh, I suppose I got to roll them all.

1022
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:14,500
Uh, I know at least for me you will.

1023
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,880
Who can you roll yours?

1024
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,980
Only because you ask so nicely.

1025
01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:20,900
Oh, see.

1026
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:21,960
Who can do it?

1027
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,560
I don't know why you can't, Tiger.

1028
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,080
That's weird.

1029
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,020
He's stubborn.

1030
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:26,900
He can't.

1031
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,500
He just won't.

1032
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,020
Uh, okay.

1033
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:31,620
It is Sum Sum's first turn.

1034
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,820
Or turn first.

1035
01:22:32,820 --> 01:22:36,640
So let me describe to you what I would like to do.

1036
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,920
And maybe we could figure out how to do it.

1037
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:43,060
I would like to just throw this goblin at the other goblins.

1038
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:45,140
And run back towards the door that we came in.

1039
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,820
Okay.

1040
01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:53,460
You can, you can do one of those two things.

1041
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:57,320
Okay.

1042
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,060
So either throw it or drop it.

1043
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:00,440
Or run.

1044
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,820
Or you can run with it.

1045
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:05,080
Run with it.

1046
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,120
Okay.

1047
01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:12,220
Um, but, but when you, when you do that, your speed is going to be slowed down because you're

1048
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:17,040
carrying, you're carrying something that's, you know, two thirds your, your weight.

1049
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:25,640
Um, but I can throw it and, you can throw it and stay there.

1050
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,340
Okay.

1051
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:32,420
But, but would they, would that, would that affect like just one goblin or maybe two or something?

1052
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:32,900
Or.

1053
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,500
I say it would affect two.

1054
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,660
Okay.

1055
01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:36,580
But then.

1056
01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:37,040
All right.

1057
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:38,780
So I'm going to throw.

1058
01:23:38,780 --> 01:23:42,020
And then on my next turn, I'll start running back.

1059
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:43,820
Okay.

1060
01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:52,160
Give me an athletics throw or an athletics roll.

1061
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,340
Nice.

1062
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:54,800
Good at athletics.

1063
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,980
You are good at athletics.

1064
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:59,420
Uh, 10 plus four is 14.

1065
01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:00,680
14.

1066
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,180
Okay.

1067
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:08,540
So you manage to throw it at them and it, it hits their legs, but it doesn't knock them

1068
01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:08,860
over.

1069
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:09,880
Okay.

1070
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,440
I just want them to be disadvantaged.

1071
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,520
Yeah.

1072
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:16,520
They're just kind of like, what the fuck just happened?

1073
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:19,840
They got hit with the dead goblins.

1074
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:20,400
What happened?

1075
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,800
Well, yes, but.

1076
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,340
And they're a goblin, which makes it even creepier.

1077
01:24:24,340 --> 01:24:26,180
Yes.

1078
01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:29,260
So.

1079
01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:32,000
The first one.

1080
01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:33,120
The first goblin up.

1081
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,580
Is going to do a.

1082
01:24:36,580 --> 01:24:40,160
Do you know which one is dead?

1083
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:40,660
Cause you have.

1084
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,980
Oh, nevermind.

1085
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,620
There's four in there.

1086
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:43,280
I thought there were five.

1087
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:43,720
Yeah.

1088
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:44,520
There's only four in there.

1089
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,180
Cause the one's dead.

1090
01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,180
All right.

1091
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,380
So.

1092
01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:51,840
So it's going to.

1093
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,220
Run at you.

1094
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:56,900
And take a swing.

1095
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,440
Okay.

1096
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:02,040
And it misses.

1097
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,380
Nice.

1098
01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:06,700
The next goblin.

1099
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,980
Is one of the ones that you threw it at.

1100
01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:10,940
You threw the dead goblin at.

1101
01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:11,820
Okay.

1102
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,940
So it's going to have disadvantage.

1103
01:25:13,940 --> 01:25:15,180
Nice.

1104
01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:17,120
I'll allow it.

1105
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:18,060
Okay.

1106
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,200
And it got a critical failure.

1107
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,200
Nice.

1108
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:25,800
So as, as, as it runs towards you, it actually trips over the dead body and falls on the ground.

1109
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:35,500
The third goblin will fire another, or an arrow.

1110
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,920
So I only hit one goblin then.

1111
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,880
No, you hit both of them.

1112
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:40,500
Okay.

1113
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,040
But this is not one of the ones I hit.

1114
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,880
No, this is not one of the ones you hit.

1115
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:44,340
All right.

1116
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:46,960
And it rolls an 18.

1117
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,880
Oh boy.

1118
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,460
So that hits, right?

1119
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:50,540
Uh, yeah.

1120
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:52,380
Okay.

1121
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,800
Oh no.

1122
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:54,680
I'm, I'm sorry.

1123
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,840
It ran up with the, um, it ran up with the scimitar.

1124
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,620
It didn't have its bow drawn.

1125
01:26:00,620 --> 01:26:01,420
Okay.

1126
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,440
So I'm going to roll again for disadvantage.

1127
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,360
At 17.

1128
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,080
Oh boy.

1129
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:13,940
So it takes a swing at you with its, with its scimitar, which is a 17.

1130
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:14,800
Okay.

1131
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:23,220
So now it, plus four to hit.

1132
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:23,720
Okay.

1133
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,380
So that hits.

1134
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,720
So 1d6.

1135
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:35,780
So it hits you for three points of damage.

1136
01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:36,800
Okay.

1137
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:43,140
It is now Kier's turn.

1138
01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:45,900
Um, all right.

1139
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:49,920
Can you remind me of the situation?

1140
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:50,820
Who's down now?

1141
01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:53,900
The, you said it about goblin, one goblin tripped, right?

1142
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,860
One goblin tripped and he is down.

1143
01:26:55,860 --> 01:27:00,300
Um, the other one missed with its shot.

1144
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,960
Or no, one tripped.

1145
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:04,760
Right.

1146
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,160
Yeah.

1147
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:07,620
One trip.

1148
01:27:07,620 --> 01:27:10,020
One tripped, one missed and one hit.

1149
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,860
Right.

1150
01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:13,300
Can I mage, can I mage hand punch them?

1151
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,320
Is that possible?

1152
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,640
Or is it just, is the mage hand more for lifting things?

1153
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:20,200
I, I don't think you can attack with mage hand.

1154
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:23,480
But I think you can, you can move them, right?

1155
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:26,800
You can pick them up and move them.

1156
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,060
Can I throw them?

1157
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:29,820
Let me.

1158
01:27:29,820 --> 01:27:31,300
Not maybe.

1159
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:34,240
Well, just as a compromise, maybe not for damage.

1160
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:34,660
I don't know.

1161
01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:40,100
Just let me look it up.

1162
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:41,160
No, take your time.

1163
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,600
Well, don't take that long though.

1164
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:53,440
I wish this, I wish this book had the same thing that we had in our books.

1165
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:53,960
Okay.

1166
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:59,260
So, so the hand can't attack, activate magic items or carry more than 10 pounds.

1167
01:27:59,820 --> 01:28:02,200
So the mage hand cannot do anything to these gobbles.

1168
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,580
I can't throw it though.

1169
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:05,300
I can't throw it.

1170
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,780
No, because it weighs more than 10 pounds.

1171
01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:07,760
What?

1172
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,920
Do we know that?

1173
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:10,860
It's five feet tall.

1174
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,700
It's going to weigh more than 10 pounds.

1175
01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:13,920
Hmm.

1176
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:15,780
Yeah, but it's mostly bones.

1177
01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:19,780
Like I imagine five feet of chicken.

1178
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:21,300
Still weighs more than 10 pounds.

1179
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:26,620
I'm just going to hit him with another ray of frost.

1180
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:30,760
I'll hit the one that fell over though.

1181
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:34,180
You want to hit the one that fell over.

1182
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,320
Okay.

1183
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:42,120
Okay.

1184
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,560
Make a, roll a d20.

1185
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,920
Rolling.

1186
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:53,320
17.

1187
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,460
Okay.

1188
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,540
That hits.

1189
01:28:55,540 --> 01:28:59,620
And roll a 1d8.

1190
01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:02,820
1d8.

1191
01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:05,700
A 4.

1192
01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:10,320
Okay.

1193
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,640
So you do damage to that.

1194
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,220
And it can't move as quickly now.

1195
01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:21,640
So this next goblin who's up is going to swing with his scimitar towards

1196
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,760
Ahri Strom.

1197
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:24,460
Sum Sum.

1198
01:29:24,460 --> 01:29:25,640
If you will.

1199
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:28,260
That's me.

1200
01:29:28,260 --> 01:29:29,900
Yes, that is you.

1201
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,500
And it rolls.

1202
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:33,040
Hold on.

1203
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:39,760
So it's a 14.

1204
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,740
That.

1205
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:45,880
So a tie goes to the attacker, right?

1206
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,480
We already figured that out.

1207
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:47,660
Yeah.

1208
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:48,580
All right.

1209
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:49,500
So it does hit.

1210
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,700
So on that.

1211
01:29:51,700 --> 01:29:54,900
1d6 plus 2.

1212
01:29:54,900 --> 01:30:02,860
So it hits for 6 points of damage.

1213
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,000
Oh, son of a bitch.

1214
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,420
Which puts you down again.

1215
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:07,800
Yeah.

1216
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,960
Now it is Tiger's turn.

1217
01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:11,800
Well, I can't do nothing.

1218
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:11,960
Yeah.

1219
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:16,960
I guess I roll.

1220
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,220
Make sure I get above 10.

1221
01:30:18,220 --> 01:30:19,860
Yeah.

1222
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,520
8.

1223
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:22,600
8.

1224
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:22,880
Okay.

1225
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:23,480
That's a fail.

1226
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:27,980
So it is this goblin's turn.

1227
01:30:27,980 --> 01:30:30,340
Who.

1228
01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:32,600
Is the one that fell.

1229
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:33,040
No.

1230
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:34,640
That's the one that fell over.

1231
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:40,480
This goblin has to run up to.

1232
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:41,880
To cure.

1233
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:45,600
So since it moved so far.

1234
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:46,860
That is its turn.

1235
01:30:50,220 --> 01:30:51,880
This goblin that fell over.

1236
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,940
Will also run up.

1237
01:30:54,940 --> 01:30:55,920
And use its turn.

1238
01:30:55,920 --> 01:31:01,560
And.

1239
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,800
This goblin.

1240
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:03,560
Runs up.

1241
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:04,520
Next to.

1242
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,260
Cure.

1243
01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:07,300
And uses its turn.

1244
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:07,960
So now it is.

1245
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,940
Cure's turn.

1246
01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:13,540
So they.

1247
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:14,260
They most.

1248
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,280
They all just moved.

1249
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,480
They all just moved.

1250
01:31:16,480 --> 01:31:16,740
Yeah.

1251
01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:17,620
And now we're.

1252
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:19,040
Completely surrounded.

1253
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,040
Thanks.

1254
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:22,000
Okay.

1255
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:22,980
I'm going to put on.

1256
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,220
Okay.

1257
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:24,880
What's the difference.

1258
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,140
Between shield and mage armor.

1259
01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:26,720
Is mage armor.

1260
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,200
Simply just against magic attacks.

1261
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,200
And shield against physical.

1262
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:32,400
That sounds about right.

1263
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:33,200
Okay.

1264
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:34,800
I'm going to put up a shield.

1265
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:39,880
It's a very tiny shield.

1266
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,440
But it should be apple.

1267
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:43,380
Okay.

1268
01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:44,520
It should be apple.

1269
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:45,920
Apple.

1270
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,540
Am I going to be in the shield?

1271
01:31:48,540 --> 01:31:49,620
What?

1272
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:51,180
Am I going to be in the shield?

1273
01:31:51,180 --> 01:31:52,680
I'll.

1274
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:53,440
Uh.

1275
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,100
Uh.

1276
01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:55,880
That's not how it works.

1277
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,140
Oh.

1278
01:31:58,140 --> 01:31:58,640
Well.

1279
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:01,100
I guess I'll see you on the other side.

1280
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:14,100
I can't believe I'm dead again.

1281
01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:15,100
I'm going to be in the shield.

1282
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:15,100
I'm going to be in the shield.

1283
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:15,660
I'm going to be in the shield.

1284
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:16,100
I'm going to be in the shield.

1285
01:32:16,540 --> 01:32:17,100
I'm going to be in the shield.

1286
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:17,720
I'm going to be in the shield.

1287
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,540
I'm going to be in the shield.

1288
01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:19,160
I'm going to be in the shield.

1289
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:19,720
I'm going to be in the shield.

1290
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:20,040
I'm going to be in the shield.

1291
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:20,720
I'm going to be in the shield.

1292
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,220
I'm going to be in the shield.

1293
01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:21,800
I'm going to be in the shield.

1294
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:21,800
I'm going to be in the shield.

1295
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,680
I'm going to be in the shield.

1296
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,040
I'm going to be in the shield.

1297
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:53,020
I'm going to be in the shield.

1298
01:32:53,020 --> 01:33:09,120
Oh, fuck my tits and call me Frank.

1299
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,420
All right.

1300
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:13,060
So here you casted shield.

1301
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:15,160
Yes.

1302
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:15,620
Yeah.

1303
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:17,240
A hearty shield.

1304
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:19,820
And I guess I'm not in it because that's not how it works.

1305
01:33:19,820 --> 01:33:22,660
No.

1306
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:24,720
It's only on the caster.

1307
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:29,460
So an invisible barrier of magical force appears and protects you until the start of your next

1308
01:33:29,460 --> 01:33:29,780
turn.

1309
01:33:29,780 --> 01:33:30,660
Right.

1310
01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:35,180
You have a plus five bonus to AC included against the trigger and attack.

1311
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:36,980
What's AC?

1312
01:33:36,980 --> 01:33:39,160
Arbor class.

1313
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:40,160
Oh, okay.

1314
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:40,540
That makes sense.

1315
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:42,280
And you take no damage from magic missiles.

1316
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:48,200
Good thing these guys ain't packing missiles, right?

1317
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,140
I'm dead.

1318
01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:53,180
I'd laugh if I weren't dead.

1319
01:33:53,180 --> 01:33:54,280
You're unconscious.

1320
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:57,280
Well, I probably still wouldn't laugh.

1321
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,900
No, because there's no strain in this game.

1322
01:34:00,900 --> 01:34:01,840
Right.

1323
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,180
Also, it wasn't funny.

1324
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:05,280
Yeah.

1325
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:09,000
Got him.

1326
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:14,700
All right.

1327
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:18,700
All right.

1328
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:22,840
And I hope you know here that those are your two spell slots.

1329
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:27,460
What does that mean?

1330
01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:30,000
You only have two spell slots because you're a first level.

1331
01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:39,100
So you can use up your one because you used one earlier on sleep.

1332
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,740
That's fair.

1333
01:34:40,740 --> 01:34:41,660
I didn't remember.

1334
01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:42,320
Yeah.

1335
01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:44,020
And now you're using shield.

1336
01:34:44,020 --> 01:34:49,280
I also, you know, I used it sleep and magic missile.

1337
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:54,240
Oh, yeah, you did.

1338
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:58,060
And, and, uh, sleep.

1339
01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:00,580
I thought I had access to all of them, but I can only use them once.

1340
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:02,160
I didn't know I only had two to pick from.

1341
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:02,680
No, yeah.

1342
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:03,600
You can only pick two.

1343
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,680
So what's the difference between a spell slot and prepared spells?

1344
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:14,040
You prepare four spells first.

1345
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:19,140
It says here you can, you prepare four first level spells to make them available to cast.

1346
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:24,260
So, yeah, Tiger said, what is the difference between 12 spells slots?

1347
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:28,540
So, so with the prepared spells, you prepare four.

1348
01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:34,520
So you can prepare to tech magic, mage armor, magic missiles, and sleep.

1349
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:35,440
Okay.

1350
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:36,900
But you can only pick two of them to use.

1351
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:39,940
So we didn't cover that.

1352
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:40,760
No.

1353
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,220
Which ones you, which four you prepared to go into, uh, the fight with?

1354
01:35:44,220 --> 01:35:44,740
Oh, okay.

1355
01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:48,980
So I can only go into the game with four of them, but I can only use two of them?

1356
01:35:48,980 --> 01:35:49,660
Yeah.

1357
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,620
Okay.

1358
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:55,220
So it's like you read up on shield and magic missile and burning hands.

1359
01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:57,080
No, no, I got it.

1360
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,640
I just thought I, for some reason I thought I only had these.

1361
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:01,980
I can only use these ones, like once per game.

1362
01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:03,700
So, all right.

1363
01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:06,480
Well, then I came, did I might, did I use shield or?

1364
01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:08,520
No, I'll let you, uh,

1365
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:12,540
do something else because it wasn't sag clear.

1366
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:15,440
Uh, hook.

1367
01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:21,200
Um, I don't know what I can do here.

1368
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:21,980
I'm surrounded.

1369
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:28,360
Uh, I use mage hand and get, no, I can't lift her, can I?

1370
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,460
I can't lift somebody else.

1371
01:36:29,460 --> 01:36:30,300
No.

1372
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:30,860
Not with mage hand.

1373
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,480
You can tickle me.

1374
01:36:32,480 --> 01:36:34,560
You can tickle him.

1375
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:39,160
Uh, I'm going to ray of frost, uh, the first one in front of me, I guess.

1376
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,300
Okay.

1377
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:43,380
Ray of frost.

1378
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:45,520
So, D20.

1379
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:53,160
Now, I will tell you the one to the right is, uh, a little bit more hurt.

1380
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,160
Yeah, I'll do that.

1381
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:56,300
Whatever, whatever one's the more damaged.

1382
01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:56,720
The weakest.

1383
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:57,140
Okay.

1384
01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:59,120
Then roll, uh, roll a D20.

1385
01:36:59,120 --> 01:36:59,860
Okay.

1386
01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:00,700
I got a 19.

1387
01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:01,340
Okay.

1388
01:37:01,340 --> 01:37:01,820
That hits.

1389
01:37:01,820 --> 01:37:02,320
Roll.

1390
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:03,700
D8.

1391
01:37:04,380 --> 01:37:05,560
So, yeah, it's a D8.

1392
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,520
Uh, I got a six.

1393
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:12,120
Okay.

1394
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:14,540
That one is dead.

1395
01:37:14,540 --> 01:37:15,880
Oh, I froze him.

1396
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,040
He froze solid.

1397
01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:21,080
Oh, he is, I see, he is a gobsicle.

1398
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:22,100
Oh, good.

1399
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:23,020
We only have three left.

1400
01:37:23,020 --> 01:37:23,760
Also, I'm still dead.

1401
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:28,240
Okay.

1402
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:35,440
The fourth one, the one that's up top, starts to rummage around the dead one's pockets.

1403
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,820
Oh, not my pockets.

1404
01:37:36,820 --> 01:37:38,960
What if I'm wearing yoga pants?

1405
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:40,420
Not your pockets.

1406
01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:42,300
The dead, the dead goblin's pockets.

1407
01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:42,740
Oh.

1408
01:37:42,740 --> 01:37:43,840
Oh, boy.

1409
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:45,880
And that's how it spends its turn.

1410
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:49,960
Does that bring it to me again?

1411
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,920
Yes.

1412
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:52,460
All right.

1413
01:37:52,460 --> 01:37:52,460
All right.

1414
01:37:52,460 --> 01:37:57,500
Six.

1415
01:37:57,500 --> 01:37:58,000
Six.

1416
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,200
Six.

1417
01:37:59,200 --> 01:37:59,500
God.

1418
01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,980
You know, I was going to try to work with you on this, but.

1419
01:38:01,980 --> 01:38:04,860
Uh, no, that's two fails.

1420
01:38:04,860 --> 01:38:09,000
Sorry, I only have to fail one more time.

1421
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,120
Yeah, then you're dead.

1422
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:13,640
For only temporary, though, right?

1423
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:16,260
No, you're dead.

1424
01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:17,460
But I can come back.

1425
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,080
Stronger.

1426
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,440
As a different character.

1427
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:21,680
And bigger tits.

1428
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:22,920
As.

1429
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:26,100
And maybe Meathead, maybe.

1430
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:28,100
All right.

1431
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:28,100
All right.

1432
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:28,880
This goblin.

1433
01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:31,400
Will.

1434
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:35,660
Take his scimitar and slice at.

1435
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,160
Here.

1436
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:43,380
Wonderful.

1437
01:38:43,380 --> 01:38:46,920
And it got a ten.

1438
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:49,060
Do you have any damage yet?

1439
01:38:49,060 --> 01:38:50,100
No.

1440
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:51,420
So it misses.

1441
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:52,020
It's not physical.

1442
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:57,440
And what?

1443
01:38:57,440 --> 01:38:58,940
It misses you.

1444
01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:00,180
Oh, wow.

1445
01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:02,680
So this goblin is going to do the same thing.

1446
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:03,600
It's going to attack at you.

1447
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:04,640
No.

1448
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:05,500
No.

1449
01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:06,980
It got a 17.

1450
01:39:06,980 --> 01:39:08,260
No.

1451
01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:09,940
It does, though.

1452
01:39:09,940 --> 01:39:10,920
No.

1453
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:12,920
It really, really does.

1454
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:13,800
No.

1455
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:13,940
No.

1456
01:39:13,940 --> 01:39:13,960
No.

1457
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:14,060
No.

1458
01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:14,100
No.

1459
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:18,380
No.

1460
01:39:18,380 --> 01:39:19,860
No.

1461
01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:22,060
Oh, boy.

1462
01:39:22,060 --> 01:39:28,400
So it does eight points of damage.

1463
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:30,960
Unacceptable.

1464
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,300
Well.

1465
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,560
You only have eight.

1466
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,280
Oh, I'm dead.

1467
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:36,740
Oh, boy.

1468
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:37,820
You're down, too.

1469
01:39:40,340 --> 01:39:41,440
That means we're dead.

1470
01:39:41,440 --> 01:39:45,000
Well, it was a good game, guys.

1471
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:55,480
I don't know what to do now.

1472
01:39:55,480 --> 01:39:57,680
Maybe we just start over.

1473
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:02,740
Maybe we could start over next week.

1474
01:40:02,740 --> 01:40:04,340
I mean.

1475
01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:07,840
I think that sounds fine.

1476
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:14,440
At least I'll know a little bit more about my magic.

1477
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:15,920
I guess I should have known that.

1478
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:19,260
Because I think D&D was the same way where I could only pick like a couple.

1479
01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:20,160
Like a.

1480
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:20,620
Like a.

1481
01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:20,840
Like.

1482
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:21,840
I think it's like.

1483
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:22,200
Well.

1484
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:22,840
This is.

1485
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:23,760
This is D&D.

1486
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:25,460
So it's going to be the exact same rules.

1487
01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:28,240
Well, not the exact same.

1488
01:40:28,240 --> 01:40:30,480
I think it is, though.

1489
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:33,260
Well.

1490
01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:33,600
Because all.

1491
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,300
All these are in D&D.

1492
01:40:35,300 --> 01:40:37,640
Because these are all D&D words.

1493
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:39,260
Well.

1494
01:40:39,260 --> 01:40:40,160
I'm a wizard.

1495
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,760
And you're a girl.

1496
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:42,180
So.

1497
01:40:42,180 --> 01:40:43,160
Yeah.

1498
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:43,780
And I'm dead.

1499
01:40:43,780 --> 01:40:45,020
All right.

1500
01:40:45,020 --> 01:40:46,480
So, Kira, you fall, too.

1501
01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:47,500
Well.

1502
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:48,220
No.

1503
01:40:48,220 --> 01:40:50,700
Because you guys still can succeed on your.

1504
01:40:50,700 --> 01:40:52,220
Your saving throws.

1505
01:40:52,220 --> 01:40:53,220
Oh.

1506
01:40:53,220 --> 01:40:54,160
If you want to go through that.

1507
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:55,340
I mean.

1508
01:40:55,340 --> 01:40:56,600
Are they going to attack us while we're dead?

1509
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,740
No.

1510
01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:58,880
Okay.

1511
01:40:58,880 --> 01:40:59,640
So.

1512
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:00,180
I'll roll.

1513
01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,580
Okay.

1514
01:41:05,580 --> 01:41:06,040
Five.

1515
01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:07,820
What?

1516
01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:08,940
Five.

1517
01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:09,920
Now I am dead.

1518
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:10,740
Five.

1519
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:11,500
Yeah.

1520
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:13,700
Yeah.

1521
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:15,120
You should legitimately be dead.

1522
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:15,380
Yeah.

1523
01:41:15,380 --> 01:41:18,060
Oh.

1524
01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:18,580
Let's just.

1525
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:20,420
Write some sum off there.

1526
01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:22,020
I refuse.

1527
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,380
Cure.

1528
01:41:22,380 --> 01:41:23,560
Cure.

1529
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:24,380
Go ahead.

1530
01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:24,620
Roll.

1531
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:24,640
Roll.

1532
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,220
A D20.

1533
01:41:26,220 --> 01:41:26,860
Yeah.

1534
01:41:26,860 --> 01:41:26,920
Yeah.

1535
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:32,600
Okay.

1536
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:33,300
I got a six.

1537
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:34,600
Oh, boy.

1538
01:41:34,600 --> 01:41:35,320
Roll it again.

1539
01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:38,600
14.

1540
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:39,760
Okay.

1541
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:40,880
Roll it again.

1542
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,520
And a 13.

1543
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:43,380
Okay.

1544
01:41:43,380 --> 01:41:44,080
Roll it again.

1545
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:45,600
And a seven.

1546
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:46,800
Okay.

1547
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:47,600
Roll it again.

1548
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,100
20.

1549
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:50,140
Okay.

1550
01:41:50,140 --> 01:41:50,540
Oh.

1551
01:41:50,540 --> 01:41:51,340
20, huh?

1552
01:41:51,340 --> 01:41:52,380
Yeah.

1553
01:41:52,380 --> 01:41:53,160
All right.

1554
01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:54,620
You rolled a 20.

1555
01:41:54,620 --> 01:41:55,020
First roll, too.

1556
01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:56,620
You rolled a 20.

1557
01:41:56,620 --> 01:41:59,220
This is what happens.

1558
01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:08,860
Mr. Poopy Butthole comes down from the ceiling and says, you hit the magic number.

1559
01:42:08,860 --> 01:42:12,960
Both of you are restored.

1560
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:13,120
Woo-wee!

1561
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:15,200
Back to full health.

1562
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:16,000
That's me.

1563
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,880
You are part of both, yes.

1564
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:19,260
Yeah.

1565
01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:23,860
Some sums back, bitch.

1566
01:42:23,860 --> 01:42:28,140
Does he kill the rest of the bad goblins for us?

1567
01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:28,640
No.

1568
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:29,100
No.

1569
01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:31,120
Mr. Poopy Butthole does not fight.

1570
01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:32,760
Is he just a summons?

1571
01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:34,120
He just...

1572
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:35,500
He was an angel.

1573
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,120
Sentai.

1574
01:42:36,120 --> 01:42:36,340
Oh.

1575
01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:42,160
Whose idea was it to attack these things anyway?

1576
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:46,600
Someone had a genius idea of throwing a dead body at him.

1577
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:48,880
It was just to buy us time.

1578
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:52,280
I just wanted to throw it and then run away.

1579
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:57,160
You had time and you wasted it by throwing the dead body.

1580
01:42:57,160 --> 01:43:01,200
Yeah.

1581
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:02,300
I thought it would give us space.

1582
01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:09,860
We'll start at the top of the order with some sum.

1583
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:11,020
All right.

1584
01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:12,160
You just deleted one.

1585
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:13,320
That one was dead?

1586
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:15,280
That one was...

1587
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:16,960
He was searched...

1588
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:17,300
Oh, yeah.

1589
01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:17,520
Right.

1590
01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:18,840
He was only searched in the pockets.

1591
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:21,580
And wasn't one of them...

1592
01:43:21,580 --> 01:43:23,240
One of them is I, right?

1593
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:25,500
So that one's already partly damaged.

1594
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,240
Yeah.

1595
01:43:28,240 --> 01:43:30,820
I think it was for three damage.

1596
01:43:30,820 --> 01:43:32,460
So both this one is I.

1597
01:43:32,460 --> 01:43:33,840
Okay.

1598
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:35,980
The top one is I.

1599
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,280
Okay.

1600
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:37,380
Okay.

1601
01:43:41,480 --> 01:43:43,940
I have to throw another one in here.

1602
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:45,800
Because I took him out.

1603
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:49,700
Okay.

1604
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:50,120
That works.

1605
01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:50,400
Whatever.

1606
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:54,540
I thought I said he ran away.

1607
01:43:54,540 --> 01:43:55,620
But no, you're right.

1608
01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:56,900
He was only checking the dead body.

1609
01:43:56,900 --> 01:43:59,040
So, sum sum.

1610
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,160
Okay.

1611
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:07,500
I'm going to use an arrow on the one on I.

1612
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:08,520
The one that's missing an I.

1613
01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:11,560
Or whichever one ran away in the first room.

1614
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:12,340
Or second room.

1615
01:44:12,340 --> 01:44:12,520
Whatever.

1616
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:12,780
Okay.

1617
01:44:12,780 --> 01:44:13,400
So, I.

1618
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:13,920
Okay.

1619
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:14,300
Yeah.

1620
01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:15,980
Roll a D20.

1621
01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:16,920
All right.

1622
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:20,280
Five.

1623
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:21,500
Plus seven.

1624
01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:22,680
Twelve.

1625
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:24,180
All right.

1626
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:24,840
That hits.

1627
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:26,340
All right.

1628
01:44:26,340 --> 01:44:27,860
And a D8.

1629
01:44:27,860 --> 01:44:28,460
Oh, wait.

1630
01:44:28,460 --> 01:44:28,700
No.

1631
01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:29,220
Hold on.

1632
01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:29,480
Hold on.

1633
01:44:30,740 --> 01:44:32,320
Oh, no.

1634
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:32,940
It does not hit.

1635
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:34,160
I was looking at someone else's.

1636
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:35,420
It does not hit.

1637
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:39,860
So, as you lose this arrow at I.

1638
01:44:39,860 --> 01:44:41,300
Somehow.

1639
01:44:41,300 --> 01:44:43,360
She doesn't have depth perception.

1640
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:45,220
So.

1641
01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:48,500
It must have been a really bad shot.

1642
01:44:48,500 --> 01:44:51,060
That she's able to dodge out of the way.

1643
01:44:51,060 --> 01:44:52,340
Oh, boy.

1644
01:44:52,340 --> 01:44:54,120
So.

1645
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:57,700
I is up next.

1646
01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:00,220
She will attack sum sum.

1647
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:00,840
For.

1648
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:02,280
Attacking her.

1649
01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:10,080
Fifteen.

1650
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,500
Yeah.

1651
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:12,060
That's enough.

1652
01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:15,320
All right.

1653
01:45:15,320 --> 01:45:16,640
So, that is.

1654
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:17,740
Six.

1655
01:45:17,740 --> 01:45:18,140
Six.

1656
01:45:18,140 --> 01:45:26,860
It is three points of damage.

1657
01:45:27,480 --> 01:45:28,120
All right.

1658
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:28,340
All right.

1659
01:45:28,340 --> 01:45:34,660
All right.

1660
01:45:34,660 --> 01:45:34,720
All right.

1661
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:38,980
It is the one that's standing next to Cure.

1662
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:42,020
We'll attack with the Scimitar as well.

1663
01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,860
Because it's an 11.

1664
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:50,860
It's an 11.

1665
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:50,880
It's an 11.

1666
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:52,600
So, it does not hit.

1667
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:57,560
Right here.

1668
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:01,480
Because your armor class is 12.

1669
01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:03,960
Yeah.

1670
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:04,700
Okay.

1671
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:07,120
So, it swings wildly and misses.

1672
01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:09,320
Now, it is up to Cure.

1673
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:17,440
You have a staff.

1674
01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:19,040
What?

1675
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:20,560
You have a staff.

1676
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:22,840
I use my.

1677
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:26,500
You can swing your staff as a weapon.

1678
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:29,040
I use my staff and swing it as a weapon.

1679
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:30,380
Against?

1680
01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:31,320
I whop him on the head.

1681
01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:32,200
Who?

1682
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,340
Any of them.

1683
01:46:34,340 --> 01:46:34,920
Who's the nearest?

1684
01:46:34,920 --> 01:46:35,640
The last one.

1685
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:36,760
The last one?

1686
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:37,200
Okay.

1687
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:38,780
The one that just attacked you.

1688
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:39,340
Yeah.

1689
01:46:39,340 --> 01:46:40,420
I whop him on the head.

1690
01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:42,120
Roll a d20.

1691
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:45,140
Bam!

1692
01:46:45,140 --> 01:46:45,780
Mr. Goblin.

1693
01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:47,940
Rolling a d20.

1694
01:46:47,940 --> 01:46:50,980
And I got a nine.

1695
01:46:50,980 --> 01:46:52,900
Plus two.

1696
01:46:52,900 --> 01:46:55,300
Plus three, right?

1697
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:56,100
Or plus two?

1698
01:46:56,100 --> 01:46:56,920
Attack.

1699
01:46:56,920 --> 01:46:58,560
My sheet says plus two.

1700
01:46:58,560 --> 01:46:58,780
Yeah.

1701
01:46:58,780 --> 01:46:59,940
Okay.

1702
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:01,720
So, you miss.

1703
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:02,860
What?

1704
01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:07,660
How did I miss?

1705
01:47:07,940 --> 01:47:09,660
It was point blank range.

1706
01:47:09,660 --> 01:47:11,980
Well, you're a mage.

1707
01:47:11,980 --> 01:47:13,220
And you're good at far distance.

1708
01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:14,320
Not up close.

1709
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:15,360
Bludgeoning.

1710
01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:15,920
Far distance.

1711
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,760
Did you say far distance?

1712
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:20,120
Yeah.

1713
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:23,180
So, it's now the goblin that was going through.

1714
01:47:23,180 --> 01:47:25,540
Through the pockets of the dead one.

1715
01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:26,720
Yeah.

1716
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:27,660
Did he find anything?

1717
01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:30,320
You don't know.

1718
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:31,140
Oh.

1719
01:47:31,140 --> 01:47:34,880
Walks back and notches an arrow and points it at some some.

1720
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:36,060
Oh, that's not good.

1721
01:47:36,820 --> 01:47:38,360
So, now it is some some's turn.

1722
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:41,400
How?

1723
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,740
Is there any way we can run away?

1724
01:47:43,740 --> 01:47:46,600
I feel like we have nothing to gain from killing these goblins.

1725
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:49,040
No.

1726
01:47:49,040 --> 01:47:50,180
You have to kill them.

1727
01:47:50,180 --> 01:47:51,460
This is how it works.

1728
01:47:51,460 --> 01:47:54,520
I mean, what direction are you going to run in?

1729
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:56,040
I don't know.

1730
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:56,600
I.

1731
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:57,660
I.

1732
01:47:58,800 --> 01:47:59,860
We could run through.

1733
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:06,280
I mean, just looking at these squares, it looks like it would be easier to run out of the new door, not the old door.

1734
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:07,800
Is that right?

1735
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,640
Well, there are two doors.

1736
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:10,440
I don't.

1737
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:12,940
I didn't put in the door that you guys came in from.

1738
01:48:12,940 --> 01:48:13,800
I apologize.

1739
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:16,340
Oh, so these are.

1740
01:48:16,340 --> 01:48:17,560
Oh, these are two.

1741
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:19,360
Those are two new doors.

1742
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:19,960
So.

1743
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:20,740
Oh, that.

1744
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:21,400
Oh.

1745
01:48:22,260 --> 01:48:24,540
The door that you guys came in from is over here.

1746
01:48:24,540 --> 01:48:27,560
So we could have snuck through this door the entire time.

1747
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:28,780
The one on the bottom.

1748
01:48:28,780 --> 01:48:29,880
We could have.

1749
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:30,680
I apologize.

1750
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:33,420
I thought that's the door we came in on.

1751
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:39,460
I mean, if it makes you feel any better, you're going to have to go through this room no matter what.

1752
01:48:39,460 --> 01:48:43,160
Lord.

1753
01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:45,660
Well, all right.

1754
01:48:45,660 --> 01:48:48,140
So.

1755
01:48:48,140 --> 01:48:50,140
So can it.

1756
01:48:50,140 --> 01:48:51,160
Where's the run button?

1757
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:52,780
Yeah.

1758
01:48:52,780 --> 01:48:53,700
Can I.

1759
01:48:53,700 --> 01:48:54,680
Can I run.

1760
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:57,100
So what would I need to do to run through.

1761
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:59,260
The closest door.

1762
01:48:59,260 --> 01:49:02,500
Or the easiest door, I guess.

1763
01:49:02,500 --> 01:49:04,880
I'm assuming the easiest door would be this one on the right.

1764
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,960
But that's only based on these tokens.

1765
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:09,220
And I don't know if that's.

1766
01:49:09,220 --> 01:49:09,640
Yeah.

1767
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:11,460
Based on the tokens.

1768
01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:14,300
If you try to run the one that has an arrow notched.

1769
01:49:14,300 --> 01:49:15,360
Will fire on you.

1770
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:16,000
Okay.

1771
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,500
But can I go to the other one.

1772
01:49:17,500 --> 01:49:18,920
Further away.

1773
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,020
You can.

1774
01:49:20,020 --> 01:49:21,860
But it will be a disadvantage because of the.

1775
01:49:21,860 --> 01:49:23,400
The body that's right there.

1776
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:25,740
Plus cure is standing in the way.

1777
01:49:25,740 --> 01:49:27,200
So you're saying it's either.

1778
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,040
Risk being hit.

1779
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:30,340
Or.

1780
01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:31,580
Or have a disadvantage.

1781
01:49:31,580 --> 01:49:32,900
Yeah.

1782
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,660
Okay.

1783
01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:34,820
Well, I'll take the disadvantage.

1784
01:49:34,820 --> 01:49:36,160
And what is it?

1785
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:38,540
Would it be athletics?

1786
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:39,920
Yeah.

1787
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:40,840
All right.

1788
01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:43,200
All right.

1789
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:44,500
Rolling, rolling, rolling.

1790
01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:47,480
Critical failure.

1791
01:49:47,480 --> 01:49:48,920
Okay.

1792
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:50,600
So as you're running.

1793
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:51,680
At that door.

1794
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:53,760
You trip over the dead body of the goblin.

1795
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:54,800
And you are on the ground.

1796
01:49:54,800 --> 01:49:56,620
Oh, no.

1797
01:49:56,620 --> 01:49:57,740
Did I skin my knees?

1798
01:49:57,740 --> 01:50:01,100
Only time will tell.

1799
01:50:01,100 --> 01:50:02,200
Oh, boy.

1800
01:50:02,740 --> 01:50:04,980
And also, I'm wearing yoga pants.

1801
01:50:04,980 --> 01:50:09,400
You're wearing cowboy pants?

1802
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:10,880
Yoga pants.

1803
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:12,260
Oh, yoga pants.

1804
01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:12,540
Okay.

1805
01:50:12,540 --> 01:50:13,020
Yeah.

1806
01:50:13,020 --> 01:50:14,700
Cowboy yoga pants.

1807
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:15,080
Yeah.

1808
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:16,080
You know what?

1809
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,000
You fall down.

1810
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:21,020
You look at your knees and notice that you ripped your yoga pants.

1811
01:50:21,020 --> 01:50:21,540
No.

1812
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:23,800
Your knees are unskinned.

1813
01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:25,300
But you ripped the pants.

1814
01:50:25,300 --> 01:50:26,940
Your knees are unskinned.

1815
01:50:26,940 --> 01:50:30,740
Thank the maker for yoga pants.

1816
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:39,040
So this goblin reaches back and attacks some sum on the floor.

1817
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,360
Oh, no.

1818
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:45,020
And it will hit.

1819
01:50:45,020 --> 01:50:46,000
Okay.

1820
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:57,440
For three points of damage.

1821
01:50:57,440 --> 01:51:06,460
Now, there's this one.

1822
01:51:06,460 --> 01:51:10,320
This goblin that will swing its sword at.

1823
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:11,040
Here.

1824
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:17,740
13 hits.

1825
01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:22,640
I assume, right?

1826
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:26,040
13.

1827
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:26,800
Yeah.

1828
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:27,580
Okay.

1829
01:51:27,580 --> 01:51:30,120
So it hits for three points of damage.

1830
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,260
Now it is Kier's turn.

1831
01:51:33,260 --> 01:51:37,520
Oh, geez.

1832
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:38,480
The weeds.

1833
01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:39,700
All right.

1834
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:42,480
Who's the weakest of the three that are left?

1835
01:51:43,480 --> 01:51:45,600
The one right in front of you is the weakest.

1836
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:46,580
Right here?

1837
01:51:46,580 --> 01:51:47,600
Yeah, this one.

1838
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:48,360
All right.

1839
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:50,420
I'm going to blast him with an ice beam.

1840
01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:51,860
Ray of frost?

1841
01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:52,580
Yeah.

1842
01:51:52,580 --> 01:51:53,420
Right in the face.

1843
01:51:53,420 --> 01:51:53,900
Ice beam.

1844
01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:55,700
Ice beam.

1845
01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:56,760
Okay.

1846
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,120
Get ahead.

1847
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,180
Roll your d20.

1848
01:51:59,180 --> 01:52:00,940
Roll your d20.

1849
01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:10,340
I got a 17.

1850
01:52:10,340 --> 01:52:11,360
Okay.

1851
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:12,060
That hits.

1852
01:52:12,060 --> 01:52:12,900
All right.

1853
01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:15,580
D8.

1854
01:52:15,580 --> 01:52:17,700
One d8.

1855
01:52:17,700 --> 01:52:21,740
Six.

1856
01:52:21,740 --> 01:52:24,820
That is enough to kill this one.

1857
01:52:24,820 --> 01:52:29,600
I killed a goblin, but I did not kill the deputy.

1858
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:37,100
So this next one launches the notched arrow that it has.

1859
01:52:37,100 --> 01:52:38,500
Mm-hmm.

1860
01:52:38,500 --> 01:52:41,860
At Cure.

1861
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:43,500
Can I?

1862
01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:43,560
Can I?

1863
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:48,000
No, I don't have any dodge or anything.

1864
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:51,560
And it misses.

1865
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:53,280
Well, I was lucky.

1866
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:55,020
It was very late.

1867
01:52:55,020 --> 01:52:56,000
It was an 11.

1868
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:58,420
It was like right underneath that.

1869
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:00,720
No, I have 14.

1870
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:03,840
It didn't fire at you.

1871
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:05,040
Oh.

1872
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:05,100
Oh.

1873
01:53:05,100 --> 01:53:05,340
Oh.

1874
01:53:05,340 --> 01:53:06,240
Oh.

1875
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:08,160
So I said it fired at Cure.

1876
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:08,740
Oh.

1877
01:53:08,740 --> 01:53:10,380
Then I don't really care.

1878
01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:11,220
All right.

1879
01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:12,500
So now it's Sum Sum's turn.

1880
01:53:12,500 --> 01:53:13,360
All right.

1881
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:17,280
Sum Sum is going to shoot at the shooting goblin.

1882
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:18,680
Okay.

1883
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:18,700
Okay.

1884
01:53:18,700 --> 01:53:20,160
Roll your d20.

1885
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:22,720
You have to stand up first.

1886
01:53:22,720 --> 01:53:25,740
But I don't need to.

1887
01:53:25,740 --> 01:53:28,160
Is that a roll or is that just a maneuver?

1888
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:28,440
No.

1889
01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:33,340
You stand up and I'm going to give you a disadvantage for having to kind of fire.

1890
01:53:33,340 --> 01:53:34,400
All right.

1891
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:35,980
Relatively from the hip.

1892
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:37,200
All right.

1893
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,700
So this is a disadvantage.

1894
01:53:38,700 --> 01:53:39,840
Yes.

1895
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:42,960
I got another critical failure.

1896
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:50,940
All right.

1897
01:53:50,940 --> 01:53:56,940
The shot goes super wide and hits the one that you killed.

1898
01:53:56,940 --> 01:53:58,160
It hits Jerry.

1899
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:00,300
The one that's on the floor.

1900
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:02,160
But you hit him right in his gold pouch.

1901
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:03,040
Uh-huh.

1902
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:04,300
That he had that the other.

1903
01:54:04,300 --> 01:54:05,940
Goblin didn't see.

1904
01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:06,680
Uh-huh.

1905
01:54:06,680 --> 01:54:08,500
And all the coins explode.

1906
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:09,780
What?

1907
01:54:09,780 --> 01:54:10,540
Like with fire?

1908
01:54:10,540 --> 01:54:11,680
Yeah.

1909
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:13,160
Well, that doesn't make any sense.

1910
01:54:13,160 --> 01:54:16,780
Jerry likes to keep firecrackers in his pocket.

1911
01:54:16,780 --> 01:54:18,400
That didn't exist.

1912
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:21,080
So it blew up all of those.

1913
01:54:21,080 --> 01:54:23,360
Some bullshit.

1914
01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:24,880
All right.

1915
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:26,840
All right.

1916
01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:33,380
This next goblin takes a swing at here.

1917
01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:34,420
No.

1918
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:37,300
And leave me alone.

1919
01:54:37,300 --> 01:54:38,360
He misses.

1920
01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:39,500
Okay.

1921
01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:43,260
So now it is Kira's turn.

1922
01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:46,280
I hit him.

1923
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:49,260
I swing back with my stack.

1924
01:54:49,260 --> 01:54:50,220
All right.

1925
01:54:50,220 --> 01:54:51,420
My stack.

1926
01:54:51,420 --> 01:54:54,380
Go ahead and roll a d20.

1927
01:54:57,380 --> 01:54:58,180
d20.

1928
01:54:58,180 --> 01:54:58,660
Uh-huh.

1929
01:54:58,660 --> 01:54:59,240
d20.

1930
01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:01,720
d20.

1931
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,800
d20.

1932
01:55:03,800 --> 01:55:04,240
d20.

1933
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:05,320
17.

1934
01:55:05,320 --> 01:55:05,480
All right.

1935
01:55:05,480 --> 01:55:06,080
That hits.

1936
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:09,420
Uh, roll a d6.

1937
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:11,240
d6 or d8?

1938
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:12,280
d6.

1939
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:13,700
Because it's...

1940
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:16,920
You're attacking with the staff itself, not a magical attack.

1941
01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:18,220
Hmm.

1942
01:55:20,460 --> 01:55:21,100
d20.

1943
01:55:21,100 --> 01:55:21,160
d20.

1944
01:55:21,160 --> 01:55:22,620
All right.

1945
01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:24,700
So that goblin is still alive.

1946
01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:26,440
But...

1947
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:30,080
He's got a wallop of a bird's egg on his head.

1948
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:31,880
And it's going to hurt tomorrow, right?

1949
01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:33,320
That's going to hurt tomorrow.

1950
01:55:33,320 --> 01:55:34,880
All right.

1951
01:55:35,560 --> 01:55:37,480
This last goblin...

1952
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:38,040
Oh, boy.

1953
01:55:38,040 --> 01:55:39,840
...aims with the short bow at Sum Sum.

1954
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:41,560
That's me.

1955
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:44,660
And gets a 14.

1956
01:55:44,660 --> 01:55:46,180
Oh, no.

1957
01:55:46,180 --> 01:55:47,440
That hits.

1958
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:49,040
It does.

1959
01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:51,680
And...

1960
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:53,180
It's 1d6.

1961
01:55:53,180 --> 01:55:54,020
Yeah.

1962
01:55:54,020 --> 01:56:00,780
Hits for five points of damage.

1963
01:56:00,780 --> 01:56:03,180
Sum Sum is back down to one.

1964
01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:04,620
Great.

1965
01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:06,280
Now it is Sum Sum's turn.

1966
01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:07,260
All right.

1967
01:56:07,260 --> 01:56:10,260
Uh, she's going to shoot at...

1968
01:56:10,260 --> 01:56:12,680
...the shooting goblin.

1969
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:14,180
All right.

1970
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:19,380
Uh...

1971
01:56:19,380 --> 01:56:21,260
Three plus seven is ten.

1972
01:56:21,260 --> 01:56:22,180
I don't think that's enough.

1973
01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:24,660
It is not enough.

1974
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:25,420
All right.

1975
01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:27,760
It's not enough.

1976
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:30,980
The goblin, though, gets so scared that...

1977
01:56:30,980 --> 01:56:32,240
...it starts to run away.

1978
01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:34,220
No, we can't let him get away.

1979
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:34,860
Where's it go?

1980
01:56:34,860 --> 01:56:35,740
No, now...

1981
01:56:35,740 --> 01:56:37,040
Now we...

1982
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:38,820
Now we need to kill him.

1983
01:56:38,820 --> 01:56:40,480
No, it starts to run away.

1984
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:41,180
It doesn't.

1985
01:56:41,180 --> 01:56:45,560
It starts to, like, do a panic little shuffle kind of thing.

1986
01:56:45,560 --> 01:56:47,260
Like, oh, that was way too close for comfort.

1987
01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:48,580
Uh-huh.

1988
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:51,500
Was it their turn, though?

1989
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:54,820
No, it was not.

1990
01:56:54,820 --> 01:56:57,120
You failed so badly that it was a free action.

1991
01:56:57,520 --> 01:56:58,180
Oh, no.

1992
01:56:58,180 --> 01:56:58,240
Oh, no.

1993
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:02,180
So the one next to Kier...

1994
01:57:02,180 --> 01:57:04,180
...rolls...

1995
01:57:04,180 --> 01:57:05,960
...or, uh...

1996
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:09,340
...holds his weapon back to go in for another strike.

1997
01:57:09,340 --> 01:57:12,220
And rolls a 17.

1998
01:57:12,220 --> 01:57:14,580
That's probably enough.

1999
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:15,820
That...

2000
01:57:15,820 --> 01:57:17,200
I assume that's enough, yes.

2001
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:24,320
Oof.

2002
01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:25,580
For six points.

2003
01:57:25,580 --> 01:57:27,660
Kier is down.

2004
01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:28,420
No!

2005
01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:31,000
No!

2006
01:57:31,000 --> 01:57:34,020
So now it is Kier's point.

2007
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:35,180
For a turn.

2008
01:57:35,180 --> 01:57:38,240
For a saving throw?

2009
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:39,420
Yep.

2010
01:57:39,420 --> 01:57:40,740
Time to do a saving throw.

2011
01:57:40,740 --> 01:57:41,700
Or not...

2012
01:57:41,700 --> 01:57:42,640
Is it saving throw?

2013
01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:43,600
I don't know what it's called.

2014
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,500
It's not a saving throw.

2015
01:57:44,500 --> 01:57:45,300
It's a death roll.

2016
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:46,320
Death roll.

2017
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:46,660
D20?

2018
01:57:46,660 --> 01:57:48,500
D20, yes.

2019
01:57:48,500 --> 01:57:50,680
Eight.

2020
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:52,240
All right.

2021
01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,220
That is one failure.

2022
01:57:53,220 --> 01:57:54,780
It's Sumsum's turn.

2023
01:57:54,780 --> 01:57:56,620
All right.

2024
01:57:56,620 --> 01:57:58,180
I'm going to shoot at the Shooting Goblin.

2025
01:57:58,180 --> 01:57:59,780
Okay.

2026
01:57:59,780 --> 01:58:03,300
Are you kidding me?

2027
01:58:03,300 --> 01:58:05,400
Four plus seven is 11.

2028
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:09,640
That will not hit it.

2029
01:58:09,640 --> 01:58:11,120
Even though he was really scared?

2030
01:58:12,160 --> 01:58:13,800
Even though he was really scared?

2031
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:16,040
I think he might have pooped himself.

2032
01:58:16,040 --> 01:58:17,180
I smell poop.

2033
01:58:17,180 --> 01:58:19,800
That's just your smell right now.

2034
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:20,420
Oh!

2035
01:58:20,420 --> 01:58:21,820
Insult to injury.

2036
01:58:21,820 --> 01:58:27,480
Oh, that's what you get for falling in the...

2037
01:58:27,480 --> 01:58:28,180
Or just poop.

2038
01:58:28,180 --> 01:58:31,420
Just trying to do something cool.

2039
01:58:31,420 --> 01:58:36,800
I don't even know why I have these arrows.

2040
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:39,640
Why you have what?

2041
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,280
I don't even know why I have these arrows.

2042
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:44,420
Zeros?

2043
01:58:44,420 --> 01:58:45,500
Harrows.

2044
01:58:45,500 --> 01:58:46,380
Arrows.

2045
01:58:46,380 --> 01:58:47,200
Oh.

2046
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:47,440
Arrows.

2047
01:58:47,440 --> 01:58:50,060
Yeah, you only have 20 of them, so...

2048
01:58:50,060 --> 01:58:51,080
I'm keeping track.

2049
01:58:51,080 --> 01:58:52,420
I have 15 left.

2050
01:58:52,420 --> 01:58:53,760
Yeah, but it's the only thing I have...

2051
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:54,400
Oh, have you ever been keeping track?

2052
01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:54,820
Yeah.

2053
01:58:54,820 --> 01:58:56,300
All right.

2054
01:58:56,300 --> 01:58:57,560
So...

2055
01:58:59,560 --> 01:59:01,660
This goblin, noticing that...

2056
01:59:01,660 --> 01:59:06,380
Here is down, starts going through his pockets.

2057
01:59:06,380 --> 01:59:11,660
And we'll roll a...

2058
01:59:11,660 --> 01:59:15,220
Let me see.

2059
01:59:19,220 --> 01:59:22,180
Rowland, it's going to be a hard investigation check.

2060
01:59:22,180 --> 01:59:33,580
It does not do it, so it doesn't find anything, but it is distracted for another turn.

2061
01:59:33,580 --> 01:59:34,960
Okay.

2062
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:36,640
So, here it is your turn.

2063
01:59:38,560 --> 01:59:40,120
Am I doing another saving throw?

2064
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:40,840
Yes.

2065
01:59:40,840 --> 01:59:44,960
19.

2066
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:45,920
Okay.

2067
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:47,780
You got one success, one failure.

2068
01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:49,100
Sum sum.

2069
01:59:49,100 --> 01:59:50,940
All right.

2070
01:59:50,940 --> 01:59:53,180
I guess I'll shoot at the shooting goblin.

2071
01:59:53,180 --> 01:59:54,700
Okay.

2072
01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:56,740
Go ahead.

2073
01:59:59,420 --> 02:00:00,600
14 plus 7.

2074
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:02,060
So, that should...

2075
02:00:02,060 --> 02:00:02,380
21.

2076
02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:03,500
That hits.

2077
02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:04,680
Nice.

2078
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:05,240
Finally.

2079
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:07,820
So, roll your...

2080
02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:08,540
D8.

2081
02:00:08,540 --> 02:00:10,620
D8.

2082
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:16,760
4 plus 3 piercing, so 7.

2083
02:00:16,760 --> 02:00:20,400
All right.

2084
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,940
That one is dead.

2085
02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,780
Finally.

2086
02:00:23,780 --> 02:00:26,660
There is one left.

2087
02:00:26,660 --> 02:00:28,980
He's distracted.

2088
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:30,920
So, I get another attack.

2089
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:33,120
No.

2090
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:35,080
He's eating Jerry's butthole.

2091
02:00:35,080 --> 02:00:36,060
I mean...

2092
02:00:36,060 --> 02:00:37,580
He's not eating Jerry's butthole.

2093
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:40,740
Have you checked his butthole?

2094
02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:43,380
Skidapadap butthole.

2095
02:00:43,380 --> 02:00:44,000
Wow.

2096
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:44,700
But...

2097
02:00:44,700 --> 02:00:48,700
But what he does is he runs in front of you and...

2098
02:00:48,700 --> 02:00:49,040
Great.

2099
02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:50,000
And...

2100
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:50,620
And...

2101
02:00:50,620 --> 02:00:51,300
And...

2102
02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:51,500
Is...

2103
02:00:51,500 --> 02:00:54,240
Looking like he's ready for a fight.

2104
02:00:54,240 --> 02:00:55,480
Okay.

2105
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:57,620
So, now some...

2106
02:00:57,620 --> 02:00:58,620
Oh, no.

2107
02:00:58,620 --> 02:00:59,380
It's a...

2108
02:00:59,380 --> 02:01:00,760
Here's turn.

2109
02:01:00,760 --> 02:01:03,160
Go ahead and go another D20.

2110
02:01:03,160 --> 02:01:04,060
D20.

2111
02:01:04,060 --> 02:01:05,220
D20.

2112
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:07,380
Three.

2113
02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:10,180
That's not good.

2114
02:01:10,180 --> 02:01:11,260
No.

2115
02:01:11,260 --> 02:01:13,200
That's three failures, right?

2116
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:14,500
Uh...

2117
02:01:14,500 --> 02:01:14,900
Two...

2118
02:01:14,900 --> 02:01:17,120
Two failures and one...

2119
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:17,320
Okay.

2120
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:18,360
All right.

2121
02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:19,480
I think that's...

2122
02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:19,620
Yeah.

2123
02:01:19,620 --> 02:01:20,760
Sum-sum.

2124
02:01:20,760 --> 02:01:21,380
Your turn.

2125
02:01:21,380 --> 02:01:22,200
All right.

2126
02:01:22,200 --> 02:01:23,720
I'm gonna swing...

2127
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:26,080
Since he's close, I'm gonna swing longsword.

2128
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:27,880
I have to...

2129
02:01:27,880 --> 02:01:28,200
Would I...

2130
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:28,820
Would...

2131
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:30,140
Can I suggest something, though?

2132
02:01:30,140 --> 02:01:30,920
Yeah.

2133
02:01:30,920 --> 02:01:31,380
Go ahead.

2134
02:01:31,380 --> 02:01:32,700
Do it two-handed.

2135
02:01:32,700 --> 02:01:35,940
Isn't there...

2136
02:01:35,940 --> 02:01:36,760
There's no...

2137
02:01:36,760 --> 02:01:38,580
There's no drawback for two-handed?

2138
02:01:38,580 --> 02:01:40,120
No.

2139
02:01:40,120 --> 02:01:41,940
It's...

2140
02:01:41,940 --> 02:01:44,420
If it strikes, you roll a D10 instead of a D8.

2141
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:45,260
Okay.

2142
02:01:45,260 --> 02:01:45,320
Okay.

2143
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:48,760
And it's okay.

2144
02:01:48,760 --> 02:01:49,200
So I suggest that.

2145
02:01:49,200 --> 02:01:49,900
All right.

2146
02:01:49,900 --> 02:01:51,000
I'll do that, I suppose.

2147
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:52,020
And she's really pissed.

2148
02:01:52,020 --> 02:01:53,040
Yeah.

2149
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:54,800
11.

2150
02:01:54,800 --> 02:01:57,160
Her favorite leggings have been torn.

2151
02:01:57,160 --> 02:01:58,700
They're...

2152
02:01:58,700 --> 02:01:59,520
They're yoga pants.

2153
02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:01,560
11 plus four is 15.

2154
02:02:01,560 --> 02:02:02,860
That hits.

2155
02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:03,680
Roll damage.

2156
02:02:03,680 --> 02:02:04,620
Roll one D10.

2157
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:05,880
It's a D10.

2158
02:02:05,880 --> 02:02:13,120
Five plus two slashing.

2159
02:02:13,120 --> 02:02:13,580
Seven.

2160
02:02:13,580 --> 02:02:14,200
Seven.

2161
02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:16,960
That one crumples to the floor.

2162
02:02:16,960 --> 02:02:17,960
All right.

2163
02:02:17,960 --> 02:02:19,980
And dies.

2164
02:02:19,980 --> 02:02:22,080
From death?

2165
02:02:22,080 --> 02:02:25,520
Mostly from death, yeah, but...

2166
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:27,400
Just somewhat of embarrassment.

2167
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:28,560
Okay.

2168
02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:30,300
He's dead.

2169
02:02:30,300 --> 02:02:31,060
He's dead.

2170
02:02:31,060 --> 02:02:31,680
He's dead.

2171
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,820
All right.

2172
02:02:33,820 --> 02:02:34,680
I go through his pockets.

2173
02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:36,980
You can't do that.

2174
02:02:36,980 --> 02:02:38,440
The goblins don't have pockets.

2175
02:02:38,440 --> 02:02:40,840
All right.

2176
02:02:40,840 --> 02:02:42,760
Roll the investigation check.

2177
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:44,420
Roll pockets check.

2178
02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:47,060
Um...

2179
02:02:47,060 --> 02:02:48,060
So 20.

2180
02:02:48,060 --> 02:02:48,640
Roll...

2181
02:02:48,640 --> 02:02:49,500
Yeah, roll a D20.

2182
02:02:49,500 --> 02:02:51,940
18.

2183
02:02:51,940 --> 02:02:53,240
All right.

2184
02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:55,420
And my investigation is plus zero.

2185
02:02:55,420 --> 02:02:56,940
So 18 plus zero is still 18.

2186
02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:57,860
All right.

2187
02:02:57,860 --> 02:03:00,420
You find one health potion.

2188
02:03:00,420 --> 02:03:01,740
Yeah.

2189
02:03:01,740 --> 02:03:02,600
All right.

2190
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:03,280
Give that...

2191
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:04,200
I'm going to take that.

2192
02:03:04,200 --> 02:03:07,580
And now that the encounter is over,

2193
02:03:07,580 --> 02:03:10,520
here is raised back up to one health.

2194
02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,480
Okay.

2195
02:03:11,480 --> 02:03:12,920
We're both at one health.

2196
02:03:12,920 --> 02:03:14,360
So he's back...

2197
02:03:14,360 --> 02:03:15,540
You're both at one health, yeah.

2198
02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:16,540
He's back on his feet?

2199
02:03:16,540 --> 02:03:18,040
He's back on his feet.

2200
02:03:18,040 --> 02:03:20,540
Any chance we could split the health potion?

2201
02:03:20,540 --> 02:03:21,440
No.

2202
02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:23,740
So we have to decide?

2203
02:03:23,740 --> 02:03:24,800
Yes.

2204
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:27,120
Can I challenge Kier to a...

2205
02:03:27,120 --> 02:03:27,760
Uh...

2206
02:03:27,760 --> 02:03:29,180
You probably shouldn't.

2207
02:03:29,180 --> 02:03:31,780
Shouldn't challenge him?

2208
02:03:31,780 --> 02:03:32,580
I should just take it?

2209
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:34,520
I was going to say to a rock, paper, scissors.

2210
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:35,780
Oh, okay.

2211
02:03:35,780 --> 02:03:36,600
Yeah, that's fine.

2212
02:03:36,600 --> 02:03:38,100
To a what?

2213
02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:39,460
Rock, paper, scissors.

2214
02:03:39,460 --> 02:03:40,520
Oh.

2215
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:42,280
For the health potion.

2216
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:42,620
All right.

2217
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:44,900
What now?

2218
02:03:44,900 --> 02:03:47,640
I don't know.

2219
02:03:47,640 --> 02:03:49,560
What, like in real life?

2220
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:50,560
Yeah.

2221
02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:53,840
Uh, uh, uh.

2222
02:03:53,840 --> 02:03:55,660
Ah, you cheated.

2223
02:03:55,660 --> 02:03:57,760
Yeah, but I lost.

2224
02:03:57,760 --> 02:03:58,720
Oh.

2225
02:03:58,720 --> 02:04:02,020
You're not a good cheater.

2226
02:04:02,020 --> 02:04:03,020
All right.

2227
02:04:05,900 --> 02:04:06,740
So I don't...

2228
02:04:06,740 --> 02:04:07,860
I don't know what the...

2229
02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:10,840
The health potion is in 5e.

2230
02:04:10,840 --> 02:04:13,660
Uh...

2231
02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:14,080
How much are yours?

2232
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:16,400
I don't have anything here.

2233
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:18,700
All I have are these character sheets.

2234
02:04:18,700 --> 02:04:28,480
Sturges.

2235
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:28,900
All right.

2236
02:04:28,900 --> 02:04:29,920
So...

2237
02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:31,900
So Kier got it, right?

2238
02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:32,920
Yeah.

2239
02:04:32,920 --> 02:04:34,920
Does Kier take...

2240
02:04:34,920 --> 02:04:36,600
Take the health potion?

2241
02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:37,920
I mean, he won...

2242
02:04:37,920 --> 02:04:39,920
He won the, uh...

2243
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:40,140
Yeah.

2244
02:04:40,140 --> 02:04:41,000
But does he...

2245
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:42,380
Does he actually take it?

2246
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:43,240
Does he?

2247
02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:46,680
Oh, yeah.

2248
02:04:46,680 --> 02:04:47,100
I took it.

2249
02:04:47,100 --> 02:04:47,780
You took it?

2250
02:04:47,780 --> 02:04:48,040
Okay.

2251
02:04:48,040 --> 02:04:49,240
Yeah.

2252
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:49,600
Oh, yeah.

2253
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:51,640
At like...

2254
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:53,240
At first, I was going to...

2255
02:04:53,240 --> 02:04:54,600
But I was like...

2256
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:54,960
All right.

2257
02:04:54,960 --> 02:04:55,520
Roll...

2258
02:04:55,520 --> 02:04:56,860
Roll 2d4s.

2259
02:04:56,860 --> 02:04:59,720
2d4s.

2260
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:03,760
5 front doors.

2261
02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:06,700
5s not possible on a d4.

2262
02:05:06,700 --> 02:05:08,360
I...

2263
02:05:08,360 --> 02:05:09,820
I wasn't saying 5.

2264
02:05:09,820 --> 02:05:10,200
Oh.

2265
02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:13,600
4 and...

2266
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:13,920
3.

2267
02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:16,680
So you heal for 9.

2268
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:17,700
It brings you back up to 8.

2269
02:05:17,700 --> 02:05:20,720
How much do I heal?

2270
02:05:20,720 --> 02:05:22,920
How much do you heal?

2271
02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:23,660
Yeah.

2272
02:05:23,660 --> 02:05:26,660
Negative 5 points for giving up your health potion.

2273
02:05:26,660 --> 02:05:27,080
You're dead.

2274
02:05:27,080 --> 02:05:28,320
Oh, no.

2275
02:05:28,320 --> 02:05:30,220
No, I'm just messing with you.

2276
02:05:30,220 --> 02:05:31,280
But...

2277
02:05:31,280 --> 02:05:31,460
All right.

2278
02:05:32,100 --> 02:05:33,480
Let's call it quits there.

2279
02:05:33,480 --> 02:05:33,480
Let's call it quits there.

2280
02:05:33,480 --> 02:05:36,920
We'll be right back.

2281
02:05:36,920 --> 02:05:37,040
Bye.

2282
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:37,320
Bye.

2283
02:05:37,320 --> 02:05:37,660
Bye.

2284
02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:37,940
Bye.

2285
02:05:37,940 --> 02:05:38,160
Bye.

2286
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:38,320
Bye.

2287
02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:39,320
Bye.

2288
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:46,820
you

2289
02:05:46,820 --> 02:05:48,820
Thank you.

2290
02:05:48,820 --> 02:06:18,800
Thank you.