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content/episodes/s03/e13.md

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 date: 2023-09-06
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-SEWER SENTINEL<br />
-<br />
-That's the garbage that stinks<br />
-New Fort, Same Junk<br />
-<br />
-The crew decided to move the Junk Fort, and stole a garbage barge to do so. The new Junk Barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes.<br />
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-Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities. He met with Sculock and told him over his progress, and promised to come back for his college fund.<br />
-<br />
-The Captian spent sometime in the bookstore, and managed to learn a Fireball spell. Classic! He also decided to learn how to upgrade the Junk Fort, so they could properly steer the vessel. Chuckle gave him a hand, as well as assisted Squish in in upgrading his rifle.<br />
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-Squish had lady trouble at the Golden Plume. While impressing Chef Roselle with his slug boom boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar. Roselle tossed him out, where he then met Lady Emoria. He harrassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich.<br />
-<br />
-Now is a time of new beginnings, and maybe, new endings. Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignornat of what's around the bend.
+# Prologue
+<section class="prologue"><div>
+
+Junkfort Journal
+===========================
+A Ball Blasters Publication
+<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
+
+## Like Nut Punching A Building
+
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+Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison.  
+Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited.  
+Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room, where they discussed Chuckle's life path, and where his life was headed.  
+The Captain stormed the evidence locker, completely ignorning vital exposition that explained Baz had planted the prisoners, and had told them to wear red sashes during the assault, framing his enemy of the same name for his crimes. That wasn't important! Getting back his beloved butler was all he had on his mind, and succeeded, with aplomb.  
+Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door.  
+So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next?
+
+</div></section>