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+title: "Hungry for Cats"
+episode: 01
+date: 2023-04-05
+---
+
+Olden Times<br />
+<br />
+THE WORLDS OLDEST NEWSPAPER<br />
+BREAK IN AT IRUVIAN SCHOOL<br />
+<br />
+Little Boy Witness to Dasterdly Scheme<br />
+<br />
+The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.<br />
+<br />
+A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.<br />
+<br />
+After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter<br />
+<br />
+"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."<br />
+<br />
+The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror<br />
+<br />
+But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?

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+title: "Make Your Teeth Sweat"
+episode: 02
+date: 2023-04-12
+---
+
+DOSKVOL INQUIRER<br />
+<br />
+The only news you need<br />
+GREAT DAY TO BE A JUNK FORTER<br />
+<br />
+Friendships forged-loot plundered<br />
+<br />
+In a dazzling display of overconfidence and clumsiness, the Junk Fort Crew managed to escape the Iruvian School of Sword Art--with their prize. The trio (Squish not pictured) managed to raid an alchemy lab, break into the war room, and confront Ixis, demon eater. Using the wits, their skills, and a tire iron, the trio managed to nab the pressure treasure and escape, mostly unharmed. On their way out, the group met a handsome NPC, but they ignored him for escape. I'm sure that won't come back to "haunt" them.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices.<br />
+<br />
+Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres.

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+---
+title: "S03E03:"
+episode: 03
+date: 2023-04-19
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 3

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+---
+title: "Monkey Noises Everywhere"
+episode: 04
+date: 2023-05-03
+---
+
+DOSK VOL GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+All your Wednesday News<br />
+APE SHIT ON A SHIP<br />
+<br />
+No more monkeying around<br />
+<br />
+After the news that their beloved Golden Plum was going belly up due to unfair tarrifs, the Carpet Bangers, formly the Junk Yard Boyz, decided to board Dawn's Hammer and rescue that sweet, sweet leviathan cavier. Despite an initally easy entrance, the crew was soon faced with NPC guards. Squish managed to free a chimp/monkey named DD, who caused enough of a distraction they could slip down below to where the caviar was cargoed.<br />
+<br />
+With the help of a mopping ghost and a well aimed radish, the group was able to successfuly locate their cargo. But now they're faced with a dilema. Carry the cargo back upstairs? Toss it overboard for later retrival? Guards are still at the watch and there's a crazed monke upstairs in the midst of a nicotine withdrawl. And what about the rest of the crew? And who exactly is Dawn, and what can she do with her hammer?

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+---
+title: "Saltwater Chili Eyes"
+episode: 05
+date: 2023-05-10
+---
+
+DOSK VOL DAILY<br />
+<br />
+I forgot to do this earlier edition<br />
+A monkey wrench in their plans!<br />
+<br />
+The ship sinking was part of the plan<br />
+<br />
+The Junk Boyz have done it again! When a command from Captain Clyde to a ghostly crew member sent cannons careening onto the deck, the crew was in a time crunch! With guards around them and water filling the deck, they had to act bravely, and desperately! Luckily, our crew is nothing but desperate.<br />
+<br />
+They got the caviar, then saved Captain Dawn, then the rest of the crew, include Peeway, the burned guy that everyone picks on. Plus, they got to keep the nicotine-addicted monkey.<br />
+<br />
+But actions have consequences. Making an enemy of the Department of Preservation is never a good idea. The Spirit Wardens will not be happy about three dead bodies lying in a boat in the bottom of the river. Will the Captain be able to get over his ghost commanding impotence? And is keeping a cigarette smoking chimp a smart idea in a wooden shack?

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+---
+title: "Stress-free, Baby!"
+episode: 06
+date: 2023-05-17
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 6

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+---
+title: "This is My Fancy Shirt"
+episode: 07
+date: 2023-06-14
+---
+
+OLD TIMEY GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+A newspaper you can read!<br />
+Rich man has party-poor people crash it<br />
+<br />
+This place is about to get turnt up<br />
+<br />
+There's a party here in Doskvol, and you've been invited! Well, not so much as invited, as much as lied and snuck in under false pretenses. In a convulated plot that would make Agatha Christe proud, our heros have snuck into Wott Manor to steal a priceless artificat and replace it with another. Why? Becuase I'm the dm, that's why.<br />
+<br />
+So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library!<br />
+<br />
+But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?!

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+---
+title: "Poor Wott's Balls"
+episode: 08
+date: 2023-06-28
+---
+
+JUNKBOYZ JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+LOOK! MORE TEX!<br />
+PARTY GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!<br />
+<br />
+Man experiences extreme testical trauma<br />
+<br />
+After being unable to find the statue before their time limit, th crew produced a genius plot. While Captain Clyde distracted the audience with a tale of fishy fornication, Djuckles stole the statue from its case. They tried to make a quick exit, but were stopped by Wott, who had the real lion... Djuckles, triggered into reliving a junior high flashback, punched the offending man in family jewels sending him to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan.<br />
+<br />
+But the Junk Boyz weren't the only ones serving deception. Lady Emoria drew a gun on the partygoers and threatened to set off a bomb if she wasn't given the lion. Squish and Chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake andt he party dispersed in a panic.<br />
+<br />
+As our crew narrowly escaped, th house exploded into a fireball.<br />
+<br />
+So now what? The boys have the statue, but will that be enough to satisfy Baz? Wott is on the look out for a farting, nut punching man who nearly got him killed. How many more enemies can our crew make?

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+---
+title: "Fits of Vomit"
+episode: 09
+date: 2023-07-05
+---
+
+JUNK FORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+Downtime Delights!<br />
+The Importance of Hobbies<br />
+<br />
+After a long day of blowing shit up, it's always great to relax with friends and blow off some stress. In the latest downtime: - You added on to the fort! You now have a lab! - Captain got punched in the snoz, and did some soul searching atop a rooftop - Chuckles ate some takeout, and did some soul searching in a whorehouse - Squish made a disgusting meal, and made walkie talkies!<br />
+You also fostered community relationships. Rigby is scared you'll blow up the Toad, so free healing! And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet! And now you have a lion, whose knowledge, while limited, is sometimes useful.<br />
+<br />
+Truly, you are on top of your game, and things can only improve from here.

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+---
+title: "Did You Say Conjugal?"
+episode: 10
+date: 2023-08-08
+---
+
+JUNKFORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+A Ball Blasters Publication<br />
+Betrayal, Break Ins, and Boom Boom Sauce?<br />
+<br />
+After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mystique by Sculock, your friendly potion dispenser and uncle (maybe?) to Chuckles.<br />
+<br />
+They found the store ransacked, some nudie magazines, and Sculock missing! They also found a recipe for Boom Boom Sauce, a condiment/explosive that certaintly can't backfire on our arson experts.<br />
+<br />
+They were offered help from Baz to sneak into the prison were Sculock is held prisoner.<br />
+<br />
+The captain agreed to get himself arrested. and with Tawny's help, got himself a cell next to an old crewmate. Squish became a cook at the prison. Chuckles entered last, under the guise of a "conjugal" visit. It was then that a bombshell was dropped (not literally, although knowing this lot...)<br />
+<br />
+Baz had Sculock thrown in prison! And now the prison alarms have gone off, and the crew is ironically stuck inside a the prison they were trying to sneak into.<br />
+<br />
+How deep is Baz's betrayal? How will they get out? Will Chuckles learn what conjugal means? Tune in next time...

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+---
+title: "Sack of Cabin Boy"
+episode: 11
+date: 2023-08-16
+---
+
+PRISONER PERODICALS<br />
+<br />
+Because what else are you going to read<br />
+Chaos abounds on prison grounds!<br />
+<br />
+During the confusion of an attempted prison riot, our heros took action. Chuckles was taken down to the holding cells, were he reunited with his beloved Frunkle Sculock. Squish, disgused as, you guessed it, a chef managed to steal some weapons for safe keeping and managed to break out the Captain, disguised as, you guessed it, a drunken sailor.<br />
+<br />
+They deceived their way to the lower level of the prison, where they were able to finally convinced Chuckles out of his unlocked prison cell. Then, drawing on their amazing skills (and even more amazing luck) Squish and Captain took down four guards with no injury. They then convinced a guard name Dwayne to help carry the fragile frunkle back up the stairs. Deedee was called. Now the six of them (three junk boys, a guard, a frunkle, and an ape-chimp) have to escape this rioting prison, where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety.<br />
+<br />
+First, they had to break in.<br />
+<br />
+Now, they have to break out.

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+title: "Gunpowder, Flammables, and Other Explodables"
+episode: 12
+date: 2023-08-30
+---
+
+JUNKFORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+A Ball Blasters Publication<br />
+"Like Nut Punching a Building"<br />
+<br />
+Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison.<br />
+<br />
+Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited.<br />
+<br />
+Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room, where they discussed Chuckle's life path, and where his life was headed.<br />
+<br />
+The Captain stormed the evidence locker, completely ignorning vital exposition that explained Baz had planted the prisoners, and had told them to wear red sashes during the assault, framing his enemy of the same name for his crimes. That wasn't important! Getting back his beloved butler was all he had on his mind, and succeeded, with aplomb.<br />
+<br />
+Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door.<br />
+<br />
+So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next?

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+title: "Glass Bottom Garbage Barge"
+episode: 13
+date: 2023-09-06
+---
+
+SEWER SENTINEL<br />
+<br />
+That's the garbage that stinks<br />
+New Fort, Same Junk<br />
+<br />
+The crew decided to move the Junk Fort, and stole a garbage barge to do so. The new Junk Barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes.<br />
+<br />
+Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities. He met with Sculock and told him over his progress, and promised to come back for his college fund.<br />
+<br />
+The Captian spent sometime in the bookstore, and managed to learn a Fireball spell. Classic! He also decided to learn how to upgrade the Junk Fort, so they could properly steer the vessel. Chuckle gave him a hand, as well as assisted Squish in in upgrading his rifle.<br />
+<br />
+Squish had lady trouble at the Golden Plume. While impressing Chef Roselle with his slug boom boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar. Roselle tossed him out, where he then met Lady Emoria. He harrassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich.<br />
+<br />
+Now is a time of new beginnings, and maybe, new endings. Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignornat of what's around the bend.

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+title: "Nut Blaster Disaster"
+episode: 14
+date: 2023-09-13
+---
+
+GARBARGE GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+This also doubles as toliet paper!<br />
+Friends in Low Places<br />
+<br />
+Lady Emoria boarded the Garbarge and provided a job for these salty sea dogs. The crew agreed to get the Maa Goo Fin, a necklace of power, in exchange for keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends, the crew of the Dawn's Hammer. They promptly dumped her off the barge, but not before she released an expolosive demon, which they quickly captured.<br />
+<br />
+The crew first met with an unhappy Turswallow, who pointed them in the direction of a bar, where Tarnet and Peeway were spending their money drinking. Unable to bully the two into betraying their captain, the gang left to the seedy bar, where they were attacked by Tawny and several of Baz's men.<br />
+<br />
+Captain and Djuckles "nut punched" their way to victory. They convinced Squish not to kill Tawny, but instead bully him into joining their crew.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew must meet with Dawn, and try to convince her to give up the location of the treasurer. Is this treasurer all it seems? Or is the Maa Goo Fin a worthless object, only necessary to drive the plot forward?

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+---
+title: "Wott's Burning Pants"
+episode: 15
+date: 2023-09-20
+---
+
+GARBARGE GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+Insert clever text here!<br />
+Knowledge was the real treasure all along<br />
+<br />
+Once at Ginger's, the crew bluffed their way inside by pretending to be the band. They met with Captain Dawn, who did not have the necklace on hand, but who offered her help.<br />
+<br />
+Before they could leave, an old face appeared in the crowd. Wott, determined to get revenge, challenged Djuckles to a duel. The two fought, and with the help of his friends, managed to beat the bougeois and leave him in pain.<br />
+<br />
+The crew went to the warehouse, where the necklace was being held. With agility, strength, and luck, Djuckles and Squish made their way upstairs. The captain took a less direct approach, luring out the two guards, blasting them with fire, and then running inside.<br />
+<br />
+A battle commenced between the Garbarge Boys and the Ministry. Eventually, they were able to enter the office where the treasurer was beind held Inside, they found the MaGoo Fin, gold, and a map, leading to the captain's ship.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew must decide their next steps. Can the Captain find his ship? Do they tempt the Void Sea, and search out the treasure? Will Baz evenly allow them to leave the city?

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+---
+title: "Lotta People Need Lunch"
+episode: 16
+date: 2023-10-25
+---
+
+OLDEN TIMES<br />
+<br />
+The Worlds Oldest Newspaper<br />
+Calm Before The Storm<br />
+<br />
+Are drugs bad for you if you feel better?<br />
+<br />
+The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kahuna Wave, now that he found the treasure map. Tawny and Djuckles bonded in a strange drug den, and it seemed to lift their spirits. Squish entered into a partnership with Rigney, and finished working on his new rifle.<br />
+<br />
+The Captain also finished working on the Garbarge and has made her sea worthy, after visiting what may have been a sailing themed restaurant.<br />
+<br />
+But good sails and a long stick does not make for an easy voyage. They first have to leave the city, and Baz controls the docks. They don't have any supplies, and the Void Sea is dangerous, mysterious place that few venture. This mission may be the last our crew undertake.

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+---
+title: "Bloomin' Onion is on the Menu"
+episode: 17
+date: 2023-11-08
+---
+
+SEA MONKEY MONTHLY<br />
+<br />
+This paper was delivered by sea gulls.<br />
+Doskvol Burns! Crime Lord Dead!<br />
+<br />
+In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.<br />
+<br />
+But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.<br />
+<br />
+The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.<br />
+<br />
+There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.<br />
+<br />
+So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.

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+---
+title: "Quick! Look Delicious!"
+episode: 18
+date: 2023-11-15
+---
+
+SHIP WRECKED SENTINEL<br />
+<br />
+How does a paper get delivered to a deserted island?<br />
+Disaster On The High Seas!<br />
+<br />
+The legend will live on from Doskvol down of the great ship they called the Garbarge. Her trash filled, hobcobbled remains lie in the bottom of the Void Sea, in the deadly embrace of the Leviathan.<br />
+<br />
+The day started out chipper, with the crew in good spirits. Djuckles and Captain sorted out their differences, and came to a new understanding. The day quickly turned, when a Levithan appeared on the horizon.<br />
+<br />
+The ghost butler Neelix tried seducing the great beast, and they tried using Hotman to attack him. Their plans failed, and they tried a mad dash towards the shore.<br />
+<br />
+Eventually, Djuckles tried his ol' nut puching technique, but alas, could not find the genitles. Squish bravely and foolishly jumped into the beast's gullet, and while harming the fiend, did not kill it. He cut his way to freedom. The Captain, deciding on last ditch effort, crashed the Garbarge into the beast, sacrificing their home and headquarters to save their lives.<br />
+<br />
+The crew washed upon the shores, and were greeted by friendly locals. Deedee and Tawny are missing.<br />
+<br />
+What fresh horros away our crew on the AVOID AT ALL COSTS ISLAND?

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+---
+title: "S03E19 Wreck My Stomach!"
+episode: 19
+date: 2023-11-29
+---
+

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+---
+title: "Both Haunted and Very Moist"
+episode: 20
+date: 2023-12-06
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 20

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+  "season": 3,
+  "tags": [
+    "junkfort-boys"
+  ]
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+override:tags: ["season"]
+---