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+title: "You Shot a Container, then Fell Over"
+episode: 15
+date: 2021-04-26
+---
+
+Mack shot a gand in the gonads and finally got some alone time piloting the kahuna, RX-78 notched a few more kills and reunited with a droid comrade, and Sarn got slapped again, this time for a crude gesture made while trying to woo a woman in front of her brother.

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+title: "I Thought You Were Outside"
+episode: 16
+date: 2021-05-03
+---
+
+# HOMECOMING! 
+
+The crew finds themselves back on Tatooine, with Sarn Turbo and RX-78 having hitched a ride aboard the Lucky Guess and with Mack Skyblade close behind piloting the Kahuna Wave. After spending some time getting reacquainted with Vorn and R5-K3 and a detour through Shantytown, the group has reunited on the streets of Mos Shuuta. Now the crew must find a way to escape Teemo the Hutt's bounty before it comes to them. How will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hive of scum and villainy....
+Mack twicely blaster-thumped a kubaz, Sarn has an odd association and/or obsession between ryll canisters and penises, and RX was definitely not outside but instead played heavy by menacingly standing over the shoulder of his crewmates during tense situations.

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+title: "We're Going to Betray the Hell Out of Him"
+episode: 17
+date: 2021-05-10
+---
+
+# THWACKED!
+
+After reuniting at Mos Shuuta, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with STARBASS, a drug dealer operating out of the cantina. He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding TEEMO THE HUTT and his more senior Hutts. He has agreed to be shown evidence at the landing bay.
+
+However, the RX-78 and MACK SKYBLADE found bumping into THWEEK again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence. The kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.
+
+But to whom....?
+
+Starbass, a small dreamer, was killed for giving the crew a good idea. Mack hid and shot a walkway down, pinning some thugs for RX to jam his rifle trying to kill, but allowing Sarn to get off a one-liner before inevitably murdering him. RX's knowledge of battledroids came in handy, but his knowledge of the average size of Kubaz's penis did not.

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+title: "I'm Upset From All My Failures"
+episode: 18
+date: 2021-05-17
+---
+
+RX bonded with a fellow “comrade” droid head and got a tingle in his pingle. Mack was somewhat confused as to the many changes in the plan, but did get to bumble around the Hutt palace in goggles. And Sarn succeeded at exactly zero checks. Oh, also, did I mention Trex?

content/episodes/s01/e19.md

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+title: "Flashback: You're a Terrible Child"
+episode: 19
+date: 2021-05-24
+---
+
+# Prequel!
+
+In a time before the Kahuna Wave, Sarn Turbo was a young bounty hunter. A steady work flow came from Teemo the Hutt, sometimes the work was dirty, but it paid the bills, and bought the Ryll. The Twi'lek was earning a reputation as a bounty hunter who could get things done and wasn't afraid of a fight.
+
+Mac Skyblade was a smuggler with a mysterious past. He too, finished contracts and was starting to garner a reputation of his own as a man who somehow may take a round-about way to the end goal, but still crossed the finish line.Pinned down on the edge of Shantytown, Sarn Turbo has brought the most recent bounty to a safe-house, now awaiting "The Smuglord" to help bring the bounty home.

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+title: "Cunkle Jabba"
+episode: 20
+date: 2021-06-05
+---
+
+Episode 20

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+title: "Half a Hashbrown"
+episode: 21
+date: 2021-08-09
+---
+
+It is a dark time for the galaxy. The city of Coruscant, once the glittering pearl of the Republic, now languishes under the shadow of the Galactic Empire. A bustling black market flourishes in the underworld, controlled by the notorious crime syndicate Black Sun
+
+Hired to infiltrate a Black Sun outpost and retrieve vital data on a bounty hunter who betrayed the Pyke Syndicate, a small group of enterprising individuals works rapidly to access the heavily encrypted Black Sun network as things take a turn for the worse...

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+title: "I Found a Guy with a Vest"
+episode: 22
+date: 2021-08-17
+---
+
+# KLAXON!
+
+The crew found themselves being pursued by dangerous Black Sun thugs following a somewhat botched robbery. After a daring, barrel rolling escape from the thugs, our hitched a taxi to Chopper's chop shop to drop off the stolen data. The friendly (but sleeping) Besalisk owner has just greeted our old friends and welcomed them in.
+
+But will they ever get their "BIG BREAKFAST"??

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+title: "A Hand on the Fuel Line"
+episode: 23
+date: 2021-08-30
+---
+
+Episode 23

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+---
+title: "Secret Knock"
+episode: 24
+date: 2021-08-31
+---
+
+Episode 24

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+---
+title: "Stay Behind the Copier"
+episode: 25
+date: 2021-09-13
+---
+
+# EXHAUSTED!
+
+No thanks to the brilliant tactics of losing at sabacc by Mack and Sarn, RX managed to make friendly with Verannis, a Black Sun associate, by telling him about the shadier dealings of Kaa'to Leeachos. Despite the crew having just robbed the Black Sun's data warehouse leading to a barrel rolling chase, they managed to intrigue Verannis enough to gain some insider information regarding the Zelcomm Tower.
+
+But, presently, the crew find themselves passed out at Chopper's Chop Shop on some makeshift "beds" consisting of Speeder bench seats.
+
+And they smell strongly of Ughnaughts....

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+title: "A Night in the Wind"
+episode: 26
+date: 2021-09-20
+---
+
+# MAKING COPIES!
+
+Last week, the crew made a daring escape with the help of a (definitely non-sentient) copy droid. Now, they find themselves outside Zelcomm Tower with the information they sought: an invoice for a partial shipment of weapons delivered to a kelerium processing plant in Sector 943 care of none other than Kaa'to Leeachos, a shipment scheduled to arrive later this evening at the abandoned section of the factory. But their mission to retrieve this information was a little bit less quiet than they hoped.
+
+Let's hope that fern hides those bodies...

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+title: "Mama, Hold Me"
+episode: 27
+date: 2021-10-12
+---
+
+# Face to Face!
+
+The crew has tracked down their target to an abandoned section in the NovaCORE kelerium processing plant. On a hunch, Sarn Turbo and RX-78 enter the plant through a door in the back, discovering a booby trap and eventually a hideout. Mack Skyblade, meanwhile made a different, stealthier, entrance and narrowly escaped discovery by the plant's Mustafarians and autonomous droids.
+
+After Sarn hucks a live stun grenade into the factory (rather then let some booty go unplundered), he unwittingly stuns and blinds his human crewmate. Sarn and RX-78 have now exited the hideout, bumping into none other than Kaa'to Leeachos himself. 
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+How will they disarm his multiple genitalia?

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+---
+title: "You Have Indigestion!"
+episode: 28
+date: 2021-11-16
+---
+
+# Dismembered!
+
+The crew is battered, but triumphant. Kaa'to Leeachos is reduced to a downward facing exploded man. Only one of his previously plenty genitalia remain, and it sits atop the disembodied head of fallen comrade, RX-78. Limping, Sarn Turbo and Mack Skyblade have just squeaked out of the factory, lucky to not have raised the ire of the Mustafarian managers. 
+
+Maybe if Sarn had accepted the help from "white wookie from Spyder" instead of hanging up on him, they wouldn't be so battered!

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+title: "What is that Smell?"
+episode: 29
+date: 2021-11-22
+---
+
+# STUFFED!
+
+The crew, fresh off the regret of a big breakfast find themselves the proud recipients of a coupon book, courtesy of the chamber of commerce of Coruscant. Besides helping them finish their breakfast, their new friend Ghost has brought to them a bounty that seemingly has ties to the infamous Butte Radar, a foe from the crew’s past.
+
+But in the meantime, where can a smugglord find some antacids?

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+title: "Berries on the top of the Squirrel Pie"
+episode: 30
+date: 2021-11-30
+---
+
+# SHOPPING!
+
+After the crew spent a great deal of time over at Eozlin's General Store, picking up odds and ends, the crew has returned, at last to the Kahuna Wave. Once aboard, something smelt amiss to Ghost, but it's now looking like Sarn Turbo and Mack Skyblade were able to dodge a "pull-it" (as in arms). Exhausted, they have returned to their quarters for a bit of relaxation as they head to Taleucema on the planet Saleucami.
+
+Let's hope GP-RX astrogated well....

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+title: "I Didn’t Even Know the Stun Setting Was There"
+episode: 31
+date: 2021-12-06
+---
+
+# BACK TO WORK!
+
+The crew has rolled up their sleeves, eager to earn a fat bounty from the Zann Consortium. Ghost for the Butte, Mack for the Butt, and Sarn Turbo, well, Sarn just likes to hunt.  After a brief detour for some Ryll, we last left our heroes pursuing their first lead, an older, apparently drunk man named Graf Lind.
+
+Well, I guess maybe they have something in common.

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+title: "Flashback: What Other Choice Did I Have?"
+episode: 32
+date: 2021-12-14
+---
+
+# BACK TO THE FLASH BACK!
+
+A young Sarn Turbo has accomplished what will be his first bragging right, bringing down a Butte Radar. A young Mack Skyblade joins Sarn in a safe house, the duo just having dispersed a gang of Radarians. The fast friends have regained custody of their bounty, a child by the name of Beb Bibo, son of famous jizz musician Bob Bibu, but not before taking on a few wounds.
+
+Not super great for their first babysitting gig!

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+title: "Flashback:"
+episode: 33
+date: 2021-12-27
+---
+
+# GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!
+
+After making a brief but loud scene, Sarn Turbo and Beb Bibo have been apprehended in the Mos Shuuta space port. However, Mack Skyblade seemingly has successfully blended into the background and out of the trouble. From a short distance, he looks on as the stormtroopers carry off his new coworker and latest smugglee. 
+
+Maybe the prison guards will have a manager to speak to!

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+title: "Never Stop Troopin'"
+episode: 34
+date: 2022-01-03
+---
+
+# STUNNED!
+
+The crew have found themselves deep in Blackwind Crater, looking for some trace of the The Radarian Chain Gang, the organization that serves Butte Radar. Accompanying them is Graf Lind, a one-legged former Radarian himself. Thanks to some intel from Krezo, they know that someone named Mandi mentioned something about Blackwind Crater. So they charged in. And were attacked by a Thaelo. And now Ghost is covered in unconscious monkey.
+
+But which one is the monkey and which one is the wookiee?

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+title: "All the Kongs"
+episode: 35
+date: 2022-01-10
+---
+
+CLONES-A-POPPIN!
+
+The crew have somewhat ingratiated themselves with a group of has-been clone troopers they found (or that found the crew) in Blackwind Crater. Although, Ghost was dismayed that the group does odd jobs for the The Radarian Chain, the crew has agreed to help the geriatric soldiers with their Thaleo problem in the hopes that they have some plot-important information.
+
+Let's hope it doesn't lead to another dead-end retention pond!

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+title: "And Snacks for the Wookiee, Please"
+episode: 36
+date: 2022-01-18
+---
+
+# WAIL TO THE CHIMP!
+
+
+
+With the help of the crew, the clones have vanquished the Thaleo foe in their formally ‘inpenetrable’ fortress. Through some last minute heroics, and some bought time thanks to a mighty vibro-ax, the allies were able to crush the monkey king with his own tree trunk. Let’s hope the clone troopers reward our heroes with juicy plot treats regarding the The Radarian Chain hideout.
+
+Or more likely, the crew will try to bully them into giving up all their stuff and murder them before they saying anything about the plot.

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+title: "You’re Like The Sarn of this Battle"
+episode: 37
+date: 2022-01-24
+---
+
+# DIPLOMAT ON BOARD!
+
+"Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar.
+
+Butte you know what they say about when you assume...

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+title: "Punch It and Pull It"
+episode: 38
+date: 2022-02-01
+---
+
+# SWAB THE DECK!
+
+The crew, aboard The Chandrilla Dispatch, successfully repelled pirates from The Radarian Chain, but not without the help of a pair of Fleet Officers. Now the crew must find their way closer to the origination of the pirate attack, and closer to their goal of fulfilling their bounty for the Butte Radar. However, although a few pirates suffered the ax of  Ghost  the white wookiee finds himself gravely injured, and will surely be out of action for at least the next few weeks.
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+
+
+Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo.

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+title: "Lord of Deception"
+episode: 39
+date: 2022-02-07
+---
+
+# GIRONIMO!
+
+
+
+A lucky leap and a clutch winch save our crew from the cold vast darkness of space. Thanks to a thrusting powerloader, Mack Skyblade, Zeke, Sarn Turbo, and Ghost have reunited with the Kahuna Wave after a daring defeat of would-be pirates. But the escapade was not without its costs. Jayk, one of the retired clone troopers, was killed and despite medical attention from Oake, Ghost has found himself with a serious injury requiring an emergency freezing in carbonite. Thankfully, the mission goal was successful, and the crew now has the coordinates of the Radian base known as The Vault.
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+
+
+So the future is looking bright, which is probably why Ghost is wearing glareshades in that carbonite...

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+title: "The Butte Must Die"
+episode: 40
+date: 2022-02-15
+---
+
+# DECEPTION!
+
+After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot.

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+title: "A Band Aid on a Displaced Knee"
+episode: 41
+date: 2022-03-01
+---
+
+# DING DONG THE BUTTE IS DEAD! 
+
+Which ol' Butte? The Radar, Butte! The crew has triumphed over the Radarian leader with a little help from their clone friends. However, skilled bounty hunter Sarn Turbo and Sargent Zeke took the brunt of the damage. But thanks to some daring action and stashed "stimmies" from Mack Skyblade, neither is dead yet. In fact, the Twil'ek even managed to partake in their favorite activity, checking pockets. The crew now must bring the body and medallion to their contact, Venlana to collect their bounty.
+
+Bling bling!

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+title: "A Better Way Than Maiming and Murdering?!"
+episode: 42
+date: 2022-03-09
+---
+
+That was a Fake BUTT(E)
+
+
+
+after a successful take down of brutal tyrant butte radar the crew turns her over for the rest of the bounty. after meeting venlana to exchange the precious medallion, they were backstabbed and they killed the almost lifeless body of the Butte radar! feeling betrayed, but also accomplished the decided to unwind with a very fine vintage of a degobah whiskey. After waking up in a very odd places, yet again, the crew wakes up to find that the Butte radar that they hunted, was indeed a fake! the crew must not shake off a hangover and figure out their next step! 
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+
+
+We all knew it felt to real to be true!

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+title: "What Are You Gonna Do, Fight Me? I'm a Goddamn Fish!"
+episode: 43
+date: 2022-04-12
+---
+
+Episode 43

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+title: "Don't Worry But Bring Guns?"
+episode: 44
+date: 2022-04-19
+---
+
+Episode 44

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+title: "And I Know I Can Do This"
+episode: 45
+date: 2022-05-16
+---
+
+Episode 45

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+title: "46:"
+episode: 46
+date: 2022-07-08
+---
+
+Episode 46

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+{
+  "season": 1,
+  "tags": [
+    "crew-of-the-kahuna"
+  ]
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+layout: podcast-season
+season: 1
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---
+
+Escape from Mos Shuuta, Long Arm of the Hutt