diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e16.md b/content/episodes/s01/e16.md
index 21b545c..9281827 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s01/e16.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s01/e16.md
@@ -4,7 +4,13 @@ episode: 16
date: 2021-05-03
---
-# HOMECOMING!
-The crew finds themselves back on Tatooine, with Sarn Turbo and RX-78 having hitched a ride aboard the Lucky Guess and with Mack Skyblade close behind piloting the Kahuna Wave. After spending some time getting reacquainted with Vorn and R5-K3 and a detour through Shantytown, the group has reunited on the streets of Mos Shuuta. Now the crew must find a way to escape Teemo the Hutt's bounty before it comes to them. How will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hive of scum and villainy....
-Mack twicely blaster-thumped a kubaz, Sarn has an odd association and/or obsession between ryll canisters and penises, and RX was definitely not outside but instead played heavy by menacingly standing over the shoulder of his crewmates during tense situations.
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+
+
+ # Episode {{episode}}
+ ## HOMECOMING!
+
+ The crew finds themselves back on Tatooine, with Sarn Turbo and RX-78 having hitched a ride aboard the Lucky Guess and with Mack Skyblade close behind piloting the Kahuna Wave. After spending some time getting reacquainted with Vorn and R5-K3 and a detour through Shantytown, the group has reunited on the streets of Mos Shuuta. Now the crew must find a way to escape Teemo the Hutt's bounty before it comes to them. How will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hive of scum and villainy....
+ Mack twicely blaster-thumped a kubaz, Sarn has an odd association and/or obsession between ryll canisters and penises, and RX was definitely not outside but instead played heavy by menacingly standing over the shoulder of his crewmates during tense situations.
+
+
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e17.md b/content/episodes/s01/e17.md
index ce84a9e..3541cd5 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s01/e17.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s01/e17.md
@@ -4,12 +4,16 @@ episode: 17
date: 2021-05-10
---
-# THWACKED!
+
-After reuniting at Mos Shuuta, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with STARBASS, a drug dealer operating out of the cantina. He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding TEEMO THE HUTT and his more senior Hutts. He has agreed to be shown evidence at the landing bay.
+ ## THWACKED!
-However, the RX-78 and MACK SKYBLADE found bumping into THWEEK again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence. The kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.
+ After reuniting at Mos Shuuta, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with STARBASS, a drug dealer operating out of the cantina. He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding TEEMO THE HUTT and his more senior Hutts. He has agreed to be shown evidence at the landing bay.
-But to whom....?
+ However, the RX-78 and MACK SKYBLADE found bumping into THWEEK again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence. The kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.
-Starbass, a small dreamer, was killed for giving the crew a good idea. Mack hid and shot a walkway down, pinning some thugs for RX to jam his rifle trying to kill, but allowing Sarn to get off a one-liner before inevitably murdering him. RX's knowledge of battledroids came in handy, but his knowledge of the average size of Kubaz's penis did not.
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+ But to whom....?
+
+ Starbass, a small dreamer, was killed for giving the crew a good idea. Mack hid and shot a walkway down, pinning some thugs for RX to jam his rifle trying to kill, but allowing Sarn to get off a one-liner before inevitably murdering him. RX's knowledge of battledroids came in handy, but his knowledge of the average size of Kubaz's penis did not.
+
+
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e40.md b/content/episodes/s01/e40.md
index 4e942d3..390b4d7 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s01/e40.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s01/e40.md
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@ episode: 40
date: 2022-02-15
---
-# DECEPTION!
-
-After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot.
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+{%prologue%}
+ ## DECEPTION!
+
+ After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot.
+{%endprologue%}
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/s01.json b/content/episodes/s01/s01.json
index 0c982e0..8728acf 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s01/s01.json
+++ b/content/episodes/s01/s01.json
@@ -3,5 +3,6 @@
"season": 1,
"tags": [
"crew-of-the-kahuna"
- ]
+ ],
+ "stylesheets": ["/css/s04.css"]
}
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e01.md b/content/episodes/s03/e01.md
index 4625209..1bdda61 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s03/e01.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s03/e01.md
@@ -4,21 +4,22 @@ episode: 01
date: 2023-04-05
---
-Olden Times
-
-THE WORLDS OLDEST NEWSPAPER
-BREAK IN AT IRUVIAN SCHOOL
-
-Little Boy Witness to Dasterdly Scheme
-
-The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.
-
-A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.
-
-After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter
-
-"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."
-
-The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror
-
-But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
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+date:2023-04-12
+{%prologue%}
+{%masthead%}
+# Olden Times
+The Worlds Oldest Newspaper
+{%endmasthead%}
+
+{%headline%}
+# Break In At Iruvian School
+## Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme
+{%endheadline%}
+
+The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.
+A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.
+After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter
+"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."
+The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror
+But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
+{%endprologue%}
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e47.md b/content/episodes/s04/e47.md
index 82807b0..3396a26 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e47.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e47.md
@@ -4,4 +4,18 @@ episode: 47
date: 2024-01-03
---
-Season 4, Episode 47
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
+
+**Last To Fast**
+Defying odds makers, Mack "Pash MacKenzie" Skyblade finds himself atop the racing results, thanks in no small part to some help from Sarn Turbo, his newly minted bestie-for-the-restie. Ipso facto, favorite Aimee Flutterplume comes in a less-than-first second place, much to the delight of ally/crime-lord/goddamned-fish Illo Vandin.
+
+Fulfilling his end of the bargain, Illo Vandin has provided the Crew with a breadcumb on their hunt for Butte Radar: It seems the Butte Radar has taken a lover, a figure who goes by the name Micael Torval. However, the affair appears to be one sided, as it is revealed that the Pirate Queen intends to kill him.
+
+It feels like months have transpired, but it's been but a night … AND WHAT A NIGHT!
+
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e48.md b/content/episodes/s04/e48.md
index 659d0e2..b29addf 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e48.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e48.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 48
date: 2024-01-21
---
-Season 4, Episode 48
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Backseat Shennanigans
+
+**The Perfect Spot**
+The crew (+1) have managed to get themselves crammed into the back of a fine Space Caddillac outside a high roller club along the path of coins. Mack summoned new friend/foe Bobenz to help unlock a set of gates, disable a car alarm, yell at a body guard, and finally open the car door. Meanwhile, Sarn Turbo's shoot-first approach provided adequate distraction to allow the crew to slip in undetected.
+
+They now patiently (?) await Micael Torval, High Roller and part-time lover of Wookiee Butte Radar, to tell him about the latest word on the street (courtesy of a voicemail from ally of convience Illo Vandin). That gossip, of course, being the fact that the Butt Radar is USING HIM and plans to KILL HIM once she gets what wants.
+
+Like children on a road trip, our heroes find themselves sharing a bench seat killing time … BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE PARKING!
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e49.md b/content/episodes/s04/e49.md
index 94b9582..0be765a 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e49.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e49.md
@@ -4,4 +4,15 @@ episode: 49
date: 2024-01-29
---
-Season 4, Episode 49
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Lips To Lips
+
+**Buttey Call**
+The crew fiends themselves closing in on the Butte Radar, thanks to some love bonding and trunk-ridin' with forlorn lover Micael Torval. After "buying" him a few drinks, "borrowing" his car, and "not" kidnapping him, the four have managed to get to the gates of Ambrae Environmental, a front to the Radarian leader's hangout. Now they must find and face her.
+
+How much more bad advice will they give? Will Bobenz find more violations to write tickets for? Did Sarn loot Micael's pockets for ryll while he was passed out? But more importantly WILL THEY GET TO WATCH A MAN KISS A WOOKIEE??
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e50.md b/content/episodes/s04/e50.md
index bfdfa76..21ccb85 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e50.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e50.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 50
date: 2024-01-30
---
-Season 4, Episode 50
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## The Main Event
+
+**Boogie In Your Butte**
+Now that dance-fight foe Butte Radar has proven to be a hologram, our heroes find themselves in a dangerous place. Their new pal Micael Torval is dead, shot coldly by a Radarian guard on the Butte's orders. And now calling the shots is Ryale, the Butte's number 2.
+
+The crew is back in the thick of it, facing down several Radarian guards and a pair of angry Savrips.
+
+Their other new pal, Bobenz is getting a further taste of what life in the Kahuna is like. Will she rise to the occasion? Will Mack? Let's hope no one requires an emergency carbonite transplant at the end of this one!
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e51.md b/content/episodes/s04/e51.md
index 4d37616..b50534f 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e51.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e51.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 51
date: 2024-02-13
---
-Season 4, Episode 51
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Calm After The Storm
+
+**Ryale With Cheese**
+The club was destroyed, the Savrips were conquered, and the party-goers chased off in a wild panic. Despite a missed stabbing, an impotent nut-strike, and a free flight across the club, our heroes are still breathing, if only barely. And they've taken a hostage. Ryale, the Butte Radar's second-in-command, has promised valuable, exclusive information on the Radarian Chain in exchange for her life.
+
+The crew is one step closer to fulfilling the Zann Consortium's generous bounty on the Butte. Their contact, and Consortium underboss Venlana will surely be interested in hearing any newly available information. She's apt to take any help she can get to put an end to the Radarian Chain's endless attacks on boss Tyber Zann's operations.
+
+But Micael Torval (and apparent musical talent agent) continues to deliver, even beyond his drunken grave: Beb Bibo somehow factors into all of this. Now that is a name they've not heard in a long time!
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e52.md b/content/episodes/s04/e52.md
index e25e427..d7c8ac7 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e52.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e52.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 52
date: 2024-03-07
---
-Episode 52
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+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Breakdown
+
+**Engine Troubles**
+In the middle of a hyperlane, the Kahuna Wave putters to a virtual stop thanks to an unexpected explosion, almost certainly a trap laid by female wookiee/cat burglars on behalf of the Radarian Chain.
+
+This makes the journey to the site of the next ambush a little more circuitous. Ryale has revealed the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian Attack. Intercepting this ambush could prove to be key in the hunt for Butte Radar and her generous bounty.
+
+But! First things first, how to get this hunk-a-junk humming along again. Now, where to find a mechanic?
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e53.md b/content/episodes/s04/e53.md
index 95fe26b..5f9615a 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e53.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e53.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 53
date: 2024-03-21
---
-Episode 53
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Ambush The Ambush
+
+**Splish Splash**
+After a very sanitary series of visits to the Bacta Bidet™ and a family dinner of Flutterplume and sauce, our heroes are completely rested and relaxated. Ryale, playing nurse, cook, and general mother-figure, has turned out to be quite the useful, Stockholmian hostage! 10-12 hours later, capping off the hyper-road-trip, the crew made a pit stop to Space Caseys, filling up on stimmies and other supplies.
+
+In a previous Eddie-Murphyesque conversation, Ryale revealed to Venlana, underboss of the Zann Consortium, the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian ambush. Eager to get the jump on the Butte and put an end to their enduring nightmare, the Consortium used this tip to lay a trap, a trap set with a very important bait … I mean person.
+
+Now that it's in writing, it seems almost as if Ryale has to do everything around here. Hopefully the generous (and ominous) gift of gear provides inspiration to finish the job!
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e54.md b/content/episodes/s04/e54.md
index c0553ca..c823d9c 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e54.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e54.md
@@ -4,4 +4,18 @@ episode: 54
date: 2024-04-03
---
-Season 4, Episode 54
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Out For Blood
+
+**Brick And Stick**
+After a tepid reunion with an old acquaintance Beb Bibo in the trap zone, our crew manned their battle stations for a star-fight. And thanks to reading the Kahuna Wave manual, they were even somewhat successful, helping out an Admirable Admiral!
+
+The three (minus Ryale, who is guest piloting the Kahuna) have now zipped up to the Renegade's Blood, the flagship of the Radarian Fleet and vessel of the Butte, so close they can almost smell her.
+
+And also Roombex, né RX, is frisbeeing across the galaxy. He may be regretting wishing for a life without meatbags!
+
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e55.md b/content/episodes/s04/e55.md
index 110f13c..2fba390 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e55.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e55.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 55
date: 2024-04-19
---
-Episode 55
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Second Blood
+
+**Bloodlust**
+Bobenz slashed, Mack whipped a nerd, and Sarn door-busted in their last appearance, but they also made some friends along the way, with the two former slaves Bobenz and Sarn freeing a pair of indentured sisters, and the combat flight controller Mack attaining a pair of fashionably intelligent glasses.
+
+The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the crew of the Renegade's Blood, including neutralizing a Radarian Kill Team, frantically trying to find the Butte before the Butte finds them. But will they make a stop at Human Resources to follow up on a tip on a character from Sarn's past?
+
+Also "Roombex" is presumably still frisbeeing across the galaxy. I'm sure he's fine.
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e56.md b/content/episodes/s04/e56.md
index 4ab6fb6..2a03317 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e56.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e56.md
@@ -4,4 +4,17 @@ episode: 56
date: 2024-05-08
---
-Season 4, Episode 56
\ No newline at end of file
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
+## Reunited
+
+**Captured**
+Through the barracks and into the executive wing, the crew have made their way through the Renegade's Blood. Sarn collected a few critical injuries (and pocket watches) and Bobenz re-activated a custodian bot, and Mack shared some of his stimmies in order to revive his door-kickin' (and unconcious) mate.
+
+But after questioning (and spacing) a few Human Resources associates, the crew has found Makara, Sarn's long-lost enslaved sister. The reunion was short, however, as the group was ambushed by Wookiees and a particularly menacing leader, and now find themselves captured.
+
+No, no. Now's not a time to worry about Roombex! Nevermind that he's drifting further and further into the void! Please, won't you focus on yourselves for once!
+
+
diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e57.md b/content/episodes/s04/e57.md
index 73050f9..d21db2d 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/e57.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/e57.md
@@ -3,19 +3,18 @@ title: "Have You Seen My Murder Pile?"
episode: 57
date: 2024-06-13
---
-
-
-Episode 57
+# Prologue
+
+
+# Episode {{episode}}
## Butte Radar
-
-**Breakout!** Bobenz employed the help of an unsuspecting stranger to free her crewmates from their cage. Although Mack rolled under and away, he was still listening to Sarn's instruction as he freed their weapons. And despite falling flat while trying to drop kick the charlie-in-the-box, he gave a key distraction leading to a back-of-the-head knockout blow of the scrawny security analyst.
+**Breakout**
+Bobenz employed the help of an unsuspecting stranger to free her crewmates from their cage. Although Mack rolled under and away, he was still listening to Sarn's instruction as he freed their weapons. And despite falling flat while trying to drop kick the charlie-in-the-box, he gave a key distraction leading to a back-of-the-head knockout blow of the scrawny security analyst.
-However, their antics raised alarm, literally, drawing the attention of the @UUID[Actor.9AWwoz3wKi45kFFs]{Butte Radar} herself, who dropped from the ceiling, accompanied by a little friend.
+However, their antics raised alarm, literally, drawing the attention of the Butte Radar herself, who dropped from the ceiling, accompanied by a little friend.
The time has come, it's wipe or be wiped for our heroes.
-
-
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+
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/s04.json b/content/episodes/s04/s04.json
index aa8f493..792c5b3 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s04/s04.json
+++ b/content/episodes/s04/s04.json
@@ -2,5 +2,6 @@
"season": 4,
"tags": [
"crew-of-the-kahuna"
- ]
+ ],
+ "stylesheets": ["/css/s04.css"]
}
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e21.md b/content/episodes/s05/e21.md
index a55936a..5e7d5fe 100644
--- a/content/episodes/s05/e21.md
+++ b/content/episodes/s05/e21.md
@@ -4,27 +4,39 @@ episode: 21
date: 2024-07-17
---
-# WANTED! GANG TERRORIZES CITY
-Olden Times
-World's Oldest Newspaper
+
-
-> LAST SEEN NIGHT OF DOCK FIRE
+ Olden Times
+ ==========================
+ World's Oldest Newspaper
+
+ # Wanted! Gang Terrorizes City
+ 
+ ## Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire
-A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected crime boss Baszo Baz and subsequent dock fire.
+ A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected crime boss Baszo Baz and subsequent dock fire.\
+ The group is considred armed and very dangerous.\
+ They are believed to have left the city in "GarBarge." Reports from the outer Dagger Isles suggest that the crew sailed to Last Hurrah, a famous demon holiday spot, before fleeing towards the Void Sea towards uncharted waters.
-The group is considred arm and very dangerous.
+ ## Void Sea Disturbances?
-They are believed to have left the city in "GarBarge." Reports from the outer Dagger Isles suggest that the crew sailed to Last Hurrah, a famous demon holiday spot, before fleeing towards the Void Sea towards uncharted waters.
+ In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and rumors fom the literal backwards of the Void Seas:\
+ • **Whalers reported a Leviathan attack.** These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.\
+ • **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
+ • **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
+
+
-> VOID SEA DISTURBANCES?
+ # Alternate Titles
+ - "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Are You a Hobo?" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "I Gave Myself the Promotion" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Rule 1: No Waffle Stomping" - Bridget
+ - "Strong but Apt" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "I Open the Door with My Pant Down" - Boo
+ - "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo
-In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and rumors fom the literal backwards of the Void Seas:
-
-* Whalers reported a Leviathan attack. These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.
-* Fire on Nelson Island. Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams
-* The return of Captain Fitzclyde? Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
-
-
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+
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diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e26.md b/content/episodes/s05/e26.md
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episode: 26
date: 2024-09-11
---
-
-Paradise Periodical
-"How do you know what's happening? We're trapped on the ship!"
-2024-09-11
-
+
+
+
+# Paradise Periodical
+How do you know what's happening? We're trapped on the ship!
# Strange Times on Stranger Shores
-
+## Holy ghosts!
-> Holy ghosts!
+After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie\
+\
+The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
-After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie
-
- The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
-
-
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@@ -4,54 +4,45 @@ season: 5
episode: 27
date: 2024-10-06
podcast: true
-tags:
- - season-5
- - campaign-junkfort-boys
---
+
-
- # Deep Water Digest
- How do you know what they wished for?
- 2024-09-11
-
+ # Deep Water Digest
+ How do you know what they wished for?
-
+ # Day Saved – Baths Had By All
+ 
+ ## Of course he was nude
- # Day Saved – Baths Had By All
- ## Of course he was nude
-
+ Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.\
+ \
+ After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
-
- Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie\- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited
-
- Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.
-
- After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
-
-
+
+
+ # Alternate Titles
+ - "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Gogum Fork" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
+ - "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
+ - "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
+ - "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Were You Crying?" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Top Intern" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
+ - "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
-# Alternate titles:
-- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger (GM)
-- "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
-- "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
-- "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
-- "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Were You Crying?" - Tiger (GM)
-- "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Top Intern" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger (GM)
-- "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger (GM)
-- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
-- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
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+---
+title:
+date: 2024-11-18
+episode: 30
+---
+
+
+
+# Dark Water Weekly
+No, no, don't come in here!
+
+# Fire In Your House And In Your Heart
+
+Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet another fine establishment ablaze. Squish remembered Djuckles had made gas masks for this purpose. Djuckles remembered that he had forgotten whether he had made exploding masks or protective masks, so it was a real wild card.\
+\
+They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates.\
+\
+As they made a hasty retreat, Lady High Hill warned Djuckels about the true nature of the harp. It can cause anyone who hears it to obey the player, and now it's in the hands of a murderous ghost pirate.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ * _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"The Mutiny Habits"_ \- Bridget
+ * _"Im Just Moody"_ \- Andy
+ * _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"Baked Alaska"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"Squishlicious over There"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+ * _"Glittering From the Land"_ \- Tiger (GM)
+
+
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