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title: "Monkey Noises Everywhere"
episode: 04
date: 2023-05-03
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DOSK VOL GAZETTE<br />
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All your Wednesday News<br />
APE SHIT ON A SHIP<br />
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No more monkeying around<br />
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After the news that their beloved Golden Plum was going belly up due to unfair tarrifs, the Carpet Bangers, formly the Junk Yard Boyz, decided to board Dawn's Hammer and rescue that sweet, sweet leviathan cavier. Despite an initally easy entrance, the crew was soon faced with NPC guards. Squish managed to free a chimp/monkey named DD, who caused enough of a distraction they could slip down below to where the caviar was cargoed.<br />
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With the help of a mopping ghost and a well aimed radish, the group was able to successfuly locate their cargo. But now they're faced with a dilema. Carry the cargo back upstairs? Toss it overboard for later retrival? Guards are still at the watch and there's a crazed monke upstairs in the midst of a nicotine withdrawl. And what about the rest of the crew? And who exactly is Dawn, and what can she do with her hammer?