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title: "Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests"
episode: 24
date: 2024-08-27
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<p class="newspaper-name">Oceanside Weekly</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">There's a Printing Press Down Here?</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2023-08-25</p> <h2>"FISH" OUT OF WATER</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/Screenshot%202024-08-25%20162737.png"> <blockquote>     <p></p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content">     <p>In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.</p>     <p class="p1">Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.</p>     <p class="p1">Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.</p>     <p class="p1">While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.</p>     <p>Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.</p>     <p class="p1">The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.</p> </div>