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title: Do Jedis Wear Socks?
date: 2025-02-12
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# Episode 2
## Outta the Sack

**Conscripted!** Our three Jedi dropouts have been not-so-voluntarily recruited into the service of the shadowy Security and Intelligence Council, thrusting our unlikely crew into a deadly mission: eliminate (non-lethally?) the dangerous officer Tiber Solvar before he further destabilizes the sector and the republic. Complicating matters, the mission had been deemed non-official cover, meaning in the event they are caught, arrested, or featured on Galaxy's Most Wanted, the Council will act very surprised and say, "Who? Never heard of 'em."

So, with only a single Space Casey's trip worth of resources and no way off-world, the crew is on their own in acquiring transport to the infamous Dead Meridian, where their mysterious handler, Commander Gorvek, awaits to escort them across the battlefront.

The team's daring plan to secure a vehicle? Ask their supervisor – Kael Vorax. I'm sure they will have no need for persuasion, deception, or outright theft.
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{% alternateTitles%}
- _"I Gotta Pick up an Animal"_ - Tiger
- _"Flophouses Are Right up My Alley"_ - Boo
- _"What's Really Going on Here"_ - Tiger
- _"Space Marmot"_ - Tiger
- _"Not up Your Alley"_ - Bridget
- _"My Sensitive Eyes!"_ - Bridget
- _"Stabby Fingers"_ - Tiger
- _"Five Finger Fillet"_ - Tiger
- _"Shocky Shocky"_ - Tiger
- _"Believe It or Not, Ktaz Isn't at Home"_ - Tiger
- _"Uli You Wanna Finish Him Off"_ - Andy
- _"Dogs Are Ripping at My Robe"_ - Tiger
- _"On My High Haunches"_ - Matt Stroh
- _"YOU FLASHED HIS CROUCH"_ - Boo
- _"Not My Shoes!"_ - Tiger
- _"Between Two Thugs and a Dog Place"_ - Bridget
- _"It's a Jedi Sock"_ - Tiger
{% endalternateTitles%}