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title: I'm A Little Mindfreak
date: 2024-12-16
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Mindflayer Monday
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Alright buckle up buckaroos
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## One Crew No More!

Faced with an armada on the horizon, the crew had to think fast. The began with a slighty fishy story about Squish returning home to visit his dead relative, with his pass in his other pants. Djuckles rigged up a set of speakers, enticing the captain to come out of his oftice and begin strumming. But before we could hear that sweet tune, Djuckles nut punched the captain mid squat. Squish and Patches race to the harp, with Squish just barely edging out the demon chef. Squish plays a few discordant chords, Patches snatches the harp away, and tossed it over the side, into the deep blue.

Squish jumped over the edge, and manages to grab the harp before it sinks. In the meantime, the Captain regains his senses and his rage. Patches threw Djuckels into the grate of the ship, sending him crashing into the floor below. Djuckles fired the final cannonball from his flaming cannon. The Captain summoned his ghost crew, snatched the harp from Squish's hands, and threw the crew overboard, before single handedly smashing through the armada. The crew is now on the lycheros shore, facing the maze, that is Tycheros castle.
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{% alternateTitles%}
- _"I've Never Been Dinner Before"_ - Boo
- _"You Will Have EARNED Those Goblin Children"_ - Boo
- _"People Hear You Arguing"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Incredibly Convinced"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"He's Not Even Real, He's Also Dead"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Who's Still Wearing a Shirt?"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Punching Your Hamburger Meat"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Whats a Spit Dog?"_ - Andy
- _"I'll Give You some Toes"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"We Can Just Take 'Em"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"No He Goes and Punches You"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"You Blast the Semen"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Try the Judo Chop"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Double Judo Chopped"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"What Is the Body but a Giant Machine"_ - Andy
- _"I'm a Little Mind Freak"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Blow that Brown Note"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Ahh! My Sexiness!"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Oh Yeah, I'm a Real Creep"_ - Boo
- _"Climbing on the Ground"_ - Andy
- _"Judo Stomp Him in the Groin"_ - Andy
- _"Judo Choppers Covered in Blood"_ - Tiger (GM)
{% endalternateTitles%}